Regular Guy

I'm a kind of guy A girl takes home to mom With pleated khaki pants Cologne that's the bomb (Sure smell purty) I shake her dad's hand And look him in the eye And tell him straight up I'm just a regular guy (I'll have her home by 9, sir) I'm a regular guy Who stays out of trouble A regular guy Says ma'am on the double (Let me get that for ya, ma'am) And I'm a regular guy Just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy Just don't call me a geek A geek, yeah Sometimes I remember What got me here It was fighting and cussing (Back off, I'm in a boy band) And showin' no fear (All right, time out, okay) I watch Jay Leno (He's funny) 7th Heaven too And I ask myself sometimes What would Jesus do? (Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change) I'm buds with my mom And I hang out with my dad (He's my buddy, ha ha ha ha) I play everything safe So I'll never be sad (Boo-hoo) And I'm a regular guy Who stays out of trouble (let me get that for you, ma'am) A regular guy Says ma'am on the double (I'm on it) And I'm a regular guy Just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy Just don't call me a geek A geek, yeah (Don't push me!) Damnit, sometimes I wanna (Stop pushing me!) Smash things up (Who are you looking at?) Get jacked up And whacked up (I'm in a boy band, a boy band) And have to pee in a cup Son, put the pig down! Sir, this is a five-star restaurant Let me see your ID You're coming with me Hell's your problem? And I'm a regular guy (That's me) Who stays out of trouble (I don't want any trouble) A regular guy Says ma'am on the double And I'm a regular guy (I know the answer, sir) Just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy Just don't call me a geek A geek I'm a regular guy