QT- I wanna be the dragon

Mickey- uh-uh I’m the dragon, ha ha, one blast from this motherk, the audience will be dead and medium rare at the same time!

Brumer- This is a benefit for a clidren’s hospital, let’s no offend the tikes in the burnwar!

QT- HEY!

Jerry- A Tiger would totally kick a dragon’s ASS!

QT- DDOOUUUGGG!!

DOUG- HA HA YEAH They’re tough, but a turkey will slice yah in Two! YEAH!!!

CHAD- Spiders are visicious killers that devour there young! But my spiders nice, he only eats pizza!

QT- This sucks bunnies don’t eat anybody! I don’t wanna be a stupid bunny! I'M sick of being treated like a little kid!

BRUMER- I’m telling you as a senior VP of what.ev records that you are wearing the bunny suit and you will like it!

QT- YEA? Well I’m telling you as QT, that you can take this bunny suit, turn it sideways, and shove it straight up your Candy ASS!

MICKEY-OOOH!

BRUMER- I Believe you boys are going to the Mandy Moore concert Tonight?

ALL- YYEEEAA!!

BRUMER- You don’t wanna miss meeting Mandy do you?

QT- NO WAY!

BRUMER- That’s what I thought and that’s why your GROUNDED!

QT- You can’t tell me what to do! I’m through with takind your orders! I’m the master of my own destiny!!!!!!!!!! (STOMPS AND POUTS)

CHAD- When Mandy sings the turth I caste the truth, it touches my soul plus she has the cutest feet! What do I say to a girl like that?

DOUG(AT COMP)- RELAX... I’m finding out what she likes, just talk about that and you’ll be fine. Mandy Moore is an adventurer who loves roller coasters!

CHAD- (EXCITED) I love roller coasters!!!! Except when I throw up into the wind!!

DOUG- Born in New Hampshire her real name is Amanda, her favorite food is Cotton candy and she hates war.

CHAD- COOL! Look me up I wanna know what my favorite food is!

DOUG- There’s something here about you and soap!

CHAD- That’s weird ‘cause I have always hated eating soap!

DOUG- Noooo, someone found a half used bar of soap in a hotel room you stayed in and they’re selling it on Ebay for $50.00!

Chad- Well, somebody must like eating soap.

Doug- CHAD, You touched soap and its worth money

Mickey- Don’t worry "Q" you ain’t missin’ much

Doug- YEA we’re not even that excited about the concert (Jerry and Chad walk past QT with a huge "WE LOVE MANDY" sign)

QT- COME ON! You gotta let me goooo!!

Brumer- (PICKS UP QT) I’m sorry that request cannot be completed as dialed.

QT- You can’t do this!! I’m a make a wish kid and I wish to go to the concert with them!!

QT- (PLANS AN ESCAPE, MAKES THE BED LIKE HE IS ASLEEP IN IT, PUTS ON HIS BACKSTAGE PASS, CLIMBS TOWARDS THE WINDOW, DOES THE SIGN OF THE CROSS, OPENS THE WINDOW LOOKS DOWN AND IS SCARED, JUMPS AND IS RELIEVED, GETS ON HIS SCOOTER AND RIDES IT TO THE CONCERT)

Mandy- Hi, I’m sorry guys I can’t….I have to go, HI HI Hello Hi!

Chad- Remind me again Doug….

Doug- New Hampshire, roller coasters, cotton candy.

Chad- (REPEATS SILENTLY TO HIMSELF)

Mandy- *SEES 2GETHER* OH! OMG You guys are 98 degrees I love you guys!!!!! You guys are so HOT!

Mickey- HELL NO! we ain’t no steroid poppin’ boy band SHOOT! We’re 2Gether

Mandy- OH, OH, OH, OH! But you guys are way better, much hotter -FAN AKA FAKE MANDY LATER IN THE SHOW- OMG! You’re Mandy Moore!!

Mandy- OH, What’s your name?

Fan- AMANDA

Mandy- OH COOL! That’s like me! Do you want an autograph?

Fan- OH (WALKS AWAY)

Jerry- Mandy Everyone Loves you, but Chad here is your Bigget Fan!!

Chad- COTTEN CANDY!

Mandy- UM, NO NO NO NO NO Where’s the, the cute one hes my favorite, what he’s like 13 or something

Chad- ROLLER COASTERS!!

Mandy- Pardon me?

Chad- You love war (rolls eyes) you hate war!!!

Doug- Listen, we could chat like this all day, but we really gotta go!!

Mickey- Damn I’m hungary!

Jerry- HEY QT! Bought you a t-shirt!

Chad- QT want one of my glow sticks?

Doug- QT!

Jerry- (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)

Doug- ( TRIES TO OPEN IT) There will be no locked doors in this house young man!

Jerry- Maybe he’s not in there!

Chad- Maybe he got eaten by a coyote!

Doug- QT? Come on open up! QT? I’m goin’ in (OPENS DOOR)

Chad- OOOHHHH! It’s okay he’s just sleepin’, QT? (PULLS DOWN SHEET ANNDDD...) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mickey- WASSUP? Somebody uh get wacked?

Jerry- HEY Nobody got wacked exept maybe QT.

Chad-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad- Remember the time when he wouldn’t put on the bunny costume? And remember the time he couldn’t come with us to see Mandy Moore? Those were the good times (SAD)

Jerry- CHAD, HE'S FINE! Theres no way he’s lying on the side of the road somewhere, twisted mass of flesh and metal!! There’s no way he’s….

Doug- ALRIGHT!!! ALRIGHT!!!! Just calm down!! Just settle down here!Alright now let’s not get freaked out about this!! Okay there’s still a small chance QT’s sill alive!!!!

Mickey- DDAAMMNNN! Yo corps boy’s got some bangin tunes, OH DMX, I’ve been lookin’ for this hee ha ha!!

Chad- QT! He’s ALIVE!! He’s ALIVE!!

Jerry- QT you scared the Hell ou of us!

Doug- Where on earth have you been?

QT- On a date with Mandy Moore!!

Mickey- HUH?

Doug- Hold on!! You what??

QT- I went to the concert and met Mandy backstage. We clicked and what can I say….Like two mature adults, we started a relationship!

Jerry- Exactly uh…what kind of relationship?

QT- Well, lets just say, I made out with not one, but BOTH of her hands! And for our second date, she’s coming over for dinner tomorrow night!!!

Mickey- DUDE! You got ssskkkkillllsss!!

Doug- 72 people just bid on one of your chewed up pens!! And your retainer just sold for 200 bucks!!!!!!!!!

Chad- WOW! I bet your ould football jackets going for 3 zillion!!

Doug- HE-HE Let’s see!! (SAD) 16 cents!

Chad-OH, maybe we should selll dad’s suit!

Doug- have some respect!! Dad was buried in that suit! Here chew these (hands him some gum) But DON’T SWALLOW!!!

Jerry- WHOA!!! Freddy Prinze Jr.’s in the Flesh!!!

QT- Just cleaned up a little, those are for Mandy!!

Chad- SORRY!!

Doug- Here yah go buddy (hands him a carrot, lets Chad bite it, then seals it in a bag for ebay)

Jerry- ITS MANDY MOORE!

QT- Stay cool okay? And don’t emaress!!

Chad- You heard what he said okay, nobody vomit!!

QT- Hey Baby, Guys, this is Mandy!

QT- Don’t be shy, you can call her Amanda like her friends do!

QT- She’s even prettier in person huh?

Doug- Like an entirely different person!

Jerry- Different! Which reminds men, the patio is a different place, we should go check it out!!

Chad- You guys before we talk, there’s something I need to tell you. That is not Mandy Moore!

Mickey- I say we rock, paper, sissors who gets to tell freak boy 1^st, on 2^nd through no, HA I win!!!

Jerry- We can’t tell him!! Look how happy he is!

Mickey- Look how happy I’ll be when I tell him!! Yeah hee hee!

Chad- We can’t tell him!! Remember when they stopped makind beanie babies? He went in to a coma!!!

Mickey- OOOH! Bonus!

Doug- Maybe we didn’t make our argument completely clear, if you don’t go along with us, well kick your bleached blonde ass!

Mickey- Mandy, I am honored to have you chillin’ in my house girl!

"MANDY"- I’m honored, I’ve never been in the home of someone so famous before!

QT- You don’t have to lie to us to make us feel good.

Chad- Yea, leave that to us!

"MANDY"- HA-HA!

Chad- Ssssooooo Amanda, what do you like to do?

Jerry- You know, when you’re not doin’ what you mainly do?

Doug- Like at night, after you go to bed.

"Mandy"- OH, Well lately, I have been dreaming a lot about budgets.

QT- Budgets?

"Mandy"-YEA, I totally wanna make my highscholls young economics club

QT- OH so you can figure out how to handle all your money?

"Mandy"- all my money? Ha I don’t even have a job!

Doug- HA-HA, I think what she means is performing isn’t really a job its yah know A, A calling!!

"Mandy"- what do you mean performing?

Jerry- Well perfroming chores, like doin’ the dishes…..

Chad(EXCITED)- or taking tou the garbage!

Doug- not that you take out your own garbage!

"Mandy"- OH! I DO! I take out he recycling and the garbage every Thursday!

QT- I told ya she was down to earth

Jerry- you ain’t kiddin’

Doug- OOHH YEA!

Chad- OOOHH that was close!

QT- Mandy! I have to tell you, "candy" is pretty much my favorite song ever! "Mandy"- Mine too!! Did you know that Mandy Moore put her Best Friend in that video?

Doug- OH, OH right yeah, when you become big you refer to yourself in the 3^rd person. Everybody’s doing it! "Doug loves cotton candy"

Chad- So does Mandy Moore!! I mean you do! I mean they DO!!

Jerry- shut up CHAD!!

Chad- But I fixed it this time!!

Jerry-You’re blowin it!

Doug- Everybody Stay cool!

Mickey- OH, I am lovin’ this!

QT- guys what’s goin’ on?

"Mandy"- HA-HA I’m confused!

Mickey- Lemme break it down for you kids....

Chad- Mickey NOOO!!

Mickey- This girl, over here!

Doug- This Chick! Deserves a song!!

QT- I’d rather talk!

"Mandy"- OH, I would love it if you gusy would sing for me, that would make my entire life!!

All 5- I wanna know your name

Jerry- I wanna know your name

All 5- I wanna know everything about you, drivin’ me insane, I wann know your naaaaaaammmmeee, How can I let you know, I wanna get it right next to you! (a while passed guys are tired, still singing) Drivin’ me insane, I wanna know your name!!

"Mandy"- that was even better than the first 12 times!!

Doug- Thanks

"Mandy"- I mean who would thought that an ordinary…

Doug- OOHHH! ONE! TWO!

All- I wanna know your name

Jerry- I wanna know your name

QT- GUYS! Guys can we pllleeeeaassssee just talk?

Doug-SING!

All- I wanna know your name

Jerry- I wanna now your name

All- I wanna know everything about you!!

"Mandy"- that’s my mom!

Doug- GOODBYE

Chad- AMANDA! There’s something I wanna give you, Chad GUM (puts in in her hand) $79.50!!!

QT- Come on, I’ll walk yah to the door, so me and you can have some private time!

Jerry- Bye bye now! Oohhhh we did it!!

Doug- Made QT feel like a man, kept his little boy dreams alive.

Mickey- mmm huh!!(pause) HA-HA, what up big papa?

QT- I just majorly SCORED!!!!

Jerry- With her Mom right there?

QT- Better than that!! Mandy Moore agreed to preform with us at the hospital benefit!! So who’s the little bunny now!! *snap snap* Huh???

Jerry- You invited that girl to sing in our show?? What were you thing?

QT- I was thinkin’ it’d be great for the band!!

Mickey- I outta shove you in the microwave and put your ass on high!!!!!!!!

QT- I can’t believe this!!! I get Mandy Moore on stage with us and you’re still treating me like a useless little kid (cries) I thougth you’d finally be proud of me!

Doug- QT, somethimes in a man’s life, things aren’t always wahat they seem.

Jerry- Good, run with that!

Doug- uh, sometimes in a man’s life (QT whipes a tear) things are different then what they seem.

Chad- and tonight, there was something very much like that!

Jerry- Well put!!

Mickey- This whole thing with you and Mandy!!

QT- What?

Mickey- it seems like we’re not proud of you, but actually we really are proud of you!!!

QT- REALLY?

Jerry- I mean you got Mandy Moore right?

QT- So can she do the show with us?

Doug- HA-HA, Well sure!! And Thanks!

QT- Just glad I could help, I’m gonna go wash my face..

Doug- HA

All- we’re screwed!!!!

Doug- Any Ebay Action?

Chad- the guy who bought my retainer is re-selling it for $700!! I never realized that reatainer was so special!!

Doug- Chad, its just an old piece of plastic!! You haven’t worn that thing in 4 years!

Chad- 750!!!! I’ve gotta get it back! That retainer fits my mouth perfectly!! Like it was made for me!!

Doug- It waasss made for you!

Chad- Actually it was made for my friend Chris, but he never used it so I was like free retainer!!!

Doug- UGH!

QT- Got Everything you need?

"Mandy"- Well, I’m a little nervous about going infront of all those people.

QT- I still get nervous everytime too!

"Mandy"- could I practice a little for you?

QT- Are you kidding? Please!!

"Mandy"- AHEM, (IN A HORRIBLE VOICE) I wanna know your name, I wanna know everthing about you, hee hee how was that??

-QT-(SHOCKED) You’re joking right??

Chad- I got it back!!!!!!!! Isn’t it beautiful?

Jerry- It’s a retainer!!

Chad- I had to sell the sound system but it was worth it!!!

Doug- You sold our stereo?? That was worth way more then that stupid retainer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad- NO WAY! That stereo was never in my mouth!!! Okay once but only for a second!!

Mickey- The Hell with this!! I’m gonna go take care of Amanda, like a real man!! Hee-hee!

QT- Guys, I got some bad news

Jerry- What is it??

QT-Mandy Moore!!! She has not singing talent at all!!! She must lip sync all her stuff!!

Doug- That is an outrage!!

QT- I Can’t let a big poser like that go on stage with us!!

Doug- OOOHH, You want me to break the news to her?

QT- NO, The mature thing to do is just to tell her myself. (walks out)

QT- AMANDA?

QT- AMANDA? MANDY!

Mandy Moore- HEY!! Were you lookin’ for me?

QT- NO, BUT HI!

Mandy Moore- AH, You know what, I’ve been lookin for you! I came here to meet the cute one!

QT- Here I am

Mandy Moore- So who were you looking for? I need to know who I have to kill.

QT- Actually, I was just about to tell a major pop start that she couldn’t sing with us, ‘cause she’s a fake!! Guess she chickened out and ran home!

Mandy Moore- You know what is pretty unbelievable? How many famous people are really just scared and empty inside?

QT- TOTALLY!

Mandy Moore- I just wanna be with somebody who’s funny, down-to-earth , and a real cutie

QT- You’re excatly the type of girl I should have been with all along. An honest regular girl!

Mandy Moore- That makes you even cuter (kisses him on the cheek) So you wanna see a movie somethime? Maybe even a PG-13?

QT- I'm sorry it’s too soon, I’d just be rebounding, but you’re one special lady (kisses her hand) *walks to the costume room* You guys got my bunny suit??

Doug- I thought you weren’t gonna wear that fluffball get up?

QT- A real man can werar a funny suit, No problem!

Chad- And a retainer too!

Mickey- Ha-HA, Girlie girl’s out for the count!! *MUSIC STARTS TO PLAYS*

Doug- come on, come on, come on…

Chad- OOOHHHH

Doug- Come on, come on, come on

All- I wanna know your name…

QT- I never knew, that love could put at spell on me, then you walked into the room yeeaaa, oohhh!!

Chad- What to do, should I let my package show? Or should I try and play it cooolllll!!!!

Jerry- I’ve been pullin’, I’ve been playin’, for so long my hearts been waiting…to finally love someone like yyyyooooooouuuuuuuuu!! Oh!!

Mickey- Now my hearts antcipating all the love we could be maaakiinnnggg!! I gotta get this message ttthrrroooughhhhhh!

ALL- I wanna know your name…

Jerry- I wanna know your name!!

ALL- I wanna know everything about you! Drivin’ me insane, I wanna know your name How can I let you know?

Jerry- How can I let you know?

ALL- I wanna get right next to you, checkin’ the way you flow, I wanna know your name!!!

QT- Tell me now! Where have you been all my life? Or are you really just a Dreammmm??

Chad- You know I’m down, andything you want to do, won’t you come and go with meeeee!!

ALL- I wanna know your name, I wanna know everthing about you, drivin’ me insane

Mickey- Drivin’ me insane!!

ALL- I wanna know your name!! How can I let you know? I wanna get right nxt to you Checking the way you flow..

Mickey- Checking the way you flow

ALL- I wanna know your name

Chad- I want you

Jerry- I want you

Chad- I need you

Jerry- I need you

Chad- I’d really like to please you, you got it

ALL- you got it

Chad- I need it

ALL- Need it

Chad- It’s time that you believe it

MICKEY-YYEEAA!