Mission: Asshole
Danny (New York): I am so confused, lol ... So I just pick a group of currency?
mtvcdm: Yea. ... That's what you'll get in exchange for the 5 you had coming in.
Danny: Does the number next to it mean anything?
mtvcdm: That's how much of that currency there is.
Danny: Oh ... Ok ... <-- stupid
David got to claiming the Thailand baht... which I had just taken from him. He maintained his 6. Danny quickly claimed the other grouping of 6, converted into Cyprus pounds.
Danny (New York): I have a currency converter open
Ooh, shoulda seen that coming. Well, we'll see how smart the other 6 are.
...Okay, I got outsmarted. The first 6 players all walked away with at least 6 stones. (Not to worry, with it being a Bus Stop round and 2 people fighting to stay alive at the end of the round, I had a feeling a lot of them would get used.)
April Fools' Day. I had planned on an April Fool to hit my players with. I had decided on centering it around Michael Jackson. I had decided on the Mohawk Valley Psychiatric Center in Utica, NY. (As Danny had home-field advantage within New York borders, I'd have to think something up for him. I decided that he would recieve a gun that shoots Prozac.) Nobody called me on it, so I assume they fell for it. The real challenge was in Exeter, NH- a town meeting where players would vote on game aspects.
The secondary challenge, however, was living with Alex. Many players were talking to me about his just plain being insufferable. I talked to various players and let the flodgates open:
Valerie (Texas): Alex is evil ... I don't like Alex ... at all!!
mtvcdm: What's he done?
Valerie: well he and Devon had this chat ... and he was just acting, but he said some stuff that hit very raw nerves inside ... and it hurts that even when acting he can be so cruel to such an innocent person
mtvcdm: Alex tells me you put him on ignore...
Devon (Louisiana): I'm going to ... as soon as I try and knock some sense into that bastard ... I'll write a confessional ALL about it later. ... Please tell me we are voting people off this round
mtvcdm: What happened to "psychotic in a good way"? (This is how he thought in his confessional, which he had turned in just 3 days prior.)
Devon: thats what I thought for a while ... I was wrong ... I was told by a friend he was just joking, but I'm not too sure anymore
It got to the point where it was going to affect the vote totals. Not that Alex was helping his case...
Alex (Florida): Danny and I got into a spat about the thing with me faking an email. But we're friends now. Although Danny is considered annoying by many. John is annoying, all he does is promote his games. I hope he dies. Then I can laugh. And maybe join in! Devon is okay, I haven't talked to him. Andrew is okay, but had more mood swings then a girl with PMS. Jon is nice, but I scared him away. I just randomly started talking about my sister's exboyfriend, because he's from Boston and so is Jon. Aaron is cool, but boring as shit. Valerie looks like a mutt. For the reasons of me being shallow, I choose not to talk to her.
Wait, it gets better.
(from the same confessional) Valerie is the ugliest person. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Danny is gay. (Editor's note: Danny did in fact offer this factoid up during the challenge in Raleigh.) And tells me of many "bathroom" escapades. It's gross. Danny is also a big loser at school and everyone hates him. Andrew is an immature prick. Aaron is boring. Boring. BORING!
And just to complete the comedy of errors, when I asked him if he'd like to use any of his 3 Safety Stones...
Alex: No, I wouldn't.
Alex will be quite surprised when he sees his vote total. ...Wait, I didn't notice this extracirricular stuff at the bottom.
Alex: Everyone sucks, except for Danny. Jon is a stony ice queen. John needs to die. Valerie looks like a mutt. Devon is a cunt. And if I didn't put the other people in here, it's becauseI can't remember them.
yyyyyea. I got an earful. And since Alex was talking to the one person who was bound to keep a secret, I got right into the eye of the storm. It got to the point where I, the host, had to attempt to slap some sense into Alex...
Alex: Did you get it? (A conversation he had with Devon.)
mtvcdm: Yea. ... Can't say i like it, though.
Alex: Well, just my opinion. Only normal people should associate with me ... Silly criples
mtvcdm: Um... ... You may not know this, but I had a half-brother named Jason who was mentally retarded, and my brother wrote an article for the school newspaper about him that landed him a scholarship. ... Pretty much spent his whole life in a wheelchair.
Alex: Haha, I hope you didnt have to push him around ... That would so suck
mtvcdm: Ha ha?
Alex: And take away from fun things
mtvcdm: Let's throw this the other way, Alex.
Alex: Yes, I can just imagine Jason doing that thing where he hits his heart with his hand. ... And drools.
mtvcdm: you have a brother? ... Or a sister? any kind of sibling?
Alex: I have a sister!
mtvcdm: Allright.
Alex: She's 25.
mtvcdm: Imagine if said sister was mentally retarded, could only communicate by moaning, and spent her whole life in a wheelchair. ... How would ou feel about that?
Alex: Lmao, I'd accidentally push her in the street ... Then I'd get all the inheritance! ... of my parents!
You can just imagine how I felt. Alex went on in this manner to various people for the remainder of the round, and I don't think I need to say any more. I need to move on to Exeter.
And only 2 things changed: Danny handed his 6 Safety Stones to Devon, and audience votes doubled to 2,000 apiece.
Jon (Pennsylvania): so with 24/7 episode 3.3: "Alex Pisses Everyone Off"
So back to the exile, which would (unfortunately for everyone except Alex) feature a Bus Stop. Colin finally had had enough, posting to the audience exactly what Alex was up to. After Alex attempted to defend himself, Devon jumped in. Eventually large quantities of contestants, plus two spectators (one of them reigning champion Cindy Walsher), had been dragged into the argument. Clearly the shit had hit the fan, so what did the audience ultimately think about it?
Well, nothing at first. I only saw one vote at the first check, and it was Devon's (player votes are discarded). He voted Alex, though. Later on, though, it became clear it was Alex vs. Jon.
And then I recieved an accusation from Jon that Alex was creating new accounts to vote against him. In Alex's standing, I was thinking disqualification if guilty. But I had to make sure first. according to Jon, several accounts were created the same day they joined and voted.
He told me to check the IP addresses of "wordtoyomotha342", "likeavirgin_not24", and "xanderslayer1". The last one being Alex's official account.
Before I could get them checked, another piece of evidence came to light:
Jon Pinyan (Pennsylvania): wordtoyomotha: Both Devon and Alex said you were an "ice queen" and don't say much. (Jon's referring to a conversation that Devon and Alex had.) ... while this is true ... and alex quoted devon as saying that about me ... it appears nowhere on the site
In other words, how would wordtoyomotha have known about it? (At this point, Alex, perhaps seeing what was about to happen, used all 3 of his stones.)
And then, the last straw.
Alex (Florida): Well, well, well...I came, I saw...And I'll probably die. Nevertheless, I, by all means, conquered the shit out of this game. I did something that no other player had the balls to do. I fucked this game up, like none other.
I was very excited to be in such a prominent (cough:sarcasm:cough The only reason you won the E-Game awards is because you are friends with Steven) game. And then 2 days into it, I realized how god damn boring the game was. Not only to me, but several other spectators and players (both past and present). So I decided to get things dirrrty. But that one lone night, the only person on was Devon. And that is when our wonderful relationship began.
Devon was the perfect person to bring my evilness to, because he all about that inner beauty and don't judge the book by its cover shit.
Well, sure I was making half the stuff I said up, including the racial slurs and other offensive comments (I don't know anyone who's had a seizure.) But I did what I came here for. I gave the game a little flare. And one day, the host will thank me, because this game would of fucking sucked without me, whether or not you like me.
Mission Asshole: Complete.
I did what I had to do. Alex Weaver became the first contestant I've ever disqualified.
9 contestants, 8 rounds.