Jon
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Jon (Vocals, bass) Jon was born in his home town of Anna Bay, then moved to somewhere else in Anna Bay, then went to school in Anna Bay. Basically all Jon wants in Life is to one day Be mayor of Anna Bay, and have a street named after him in Anna Bay, and then eventually die and be buried in New Guinea. Jon was always known for his fantasies with rabid pygmies, and has been praised for his recent participation in the Mahdi Gra.
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NAME:Jon Samuel Lupton
NICKNAME(s):Jonnee 99,
fuckwit
BIRTH DATE:04/09/78
JOB (IF
ANY):ex-metal-sticker-togetherer/ full-time wanker
FAVORITE SPORT(s):is going
to the pub all day a sport?
FAVORITE TV SHOW(s):Malcom
in the Middle, Burgo's Catch Phrase (fuck i'm getting good at it!) and yes, i'll
admit it, Neighbours
FAVORITE MOVIE:the original
Blues Brothers
FAVORITE MOVIE STAR:Janine
Lindemuller (those who know who she is will know why!)
FAVOURITE PERV:apart from
my girlfriend's butt, Shae Marks is pretty good to look at
IF YOU COULD MARRY A SUPERSTAR
WHO WOULD IT BE:Shae Marks, Oprah and David Lee Roth in one big 4-way
agreement where i live with Shae and we both have oprah & davie-boy's money
at our disposal
FAVORITE COLOR:Blue
FAVORITE FOOD:Pizza
IF YOU WERE A FLOWER WHICH ONE
WOULD YOU BE:A big gay dumb arse pansy
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH:only
if i'm drunk
DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH:no, but
Kristian is a quater French so he does when he's drunk
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH:not
much if i'm drunk
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
CARTOON:Angry Beavers
IF YOU HAD YOUR ARM CUT OFF HOW
WOULD YOU FEEL:I would cry more than any girl has ever cried in the whole
world
SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $1,000
DOLLARS:i do it for free every now and then so yeah, a grand would be a bit
of a bonus
WOULD YOU GO UP AND RANDOMLY
KISS SOME ONE FOR 50 BUCKS:no, you could get genital herpes of the mouth
WOULD YOU KISS ANOTHER MEMBER
OF 2TM FOR $50:no, they all have genital herpes of the mouth
WOULD YOU EVER KILL
SOMEONE:only if it was kill or be killed
WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU
HAVE EVER SEEN:Blood Beach, it's so terrible that it isn't even funny
B-grade
WHAT IS THE WORST TV SHOW
YOU'VE EVER SEEN:i'm not too fond of the Sullivans (sorry to all mums out
there)
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU
HAVE:eight & two thumbs today
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON
ANOTHER BAND MEMBERS MUM:i just found out that Kristian's mum is hot but
apart from that, Nat's Dad is a handsome man
DO YOU SHAVE:every other
day, full body
BOXERS OR UNDIES:boxers for
sure but on a date, undies cause it's easier to conceal arousal in the pants
area
DO YOU WEAR SOCKS UP OR
DOWN:half way
CHOCOLATE OR
VANILLA:depends who's wearing it
DO/DID YOU LIKE
SCHOOL:school was not very fun cause nobody liked me and the girl i liked
had a twenty-three year old boyfriend so i just hung in the ag-plot and ate
worms. But i guess it all works out cause now i'm twenty-three with an eighteen
year old girlfriend......ha!
A FREE VACATION WHERE WOULD YOU
GO:Shae Marks' place, forever
HOW HEAVY IS A
MONK:dunno.......before or after poo poo?
DO YOU LIKE
ROLLARCOASTERS:only the medium ones, the big ones are scary, aren't they
ladies......?
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU
WANT:three
DO U THINK THE DRAW THE LINE
BOYS WILL CARE ABOUT US STEALING THEIR QUESTIONS:I hope not cause it takes a
long time to fill this out
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN
KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL:yeah last week was
the first.I don't think the teachers appreciated the over-coat i was wearing
while handing out lollies
WOULD YOU GET IN A SHARK
TANK:Only if the sharks were taken out first
HAVE YOU EVER SPENT A WEEK
SOBER SINCE YOU WERE 12:I think there was a week back in 97 but i can't
really remember anything anymore
DO YOU HAVE A CAR:no, some
nice person took it of my hands a while ago.......it would have been nice if
they didnt forget to take the debt with them
CAN YOU DRIVE:i drive
everyone...........completely mad
DO YOU LIKE CATS:I sense a
very near death experience for the cat at our place
HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A
FISH:heaps, we live by the sea
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA:it's my
favourite
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN
LOVE:yes, it's kinda weird
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE RIGHT
NOW:yes, but i don't think she loves me as much as she loves her bong
DO YOU SHOWER OR TAKE
BATHS:mostly showers (golden)
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WASH YOUR
HAIR A DAY:once every couple of days
DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR
COKE:cock.........ooopps!i mean coke
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
GHOSTS:haven't you seen Casper, he's friendly
RIGHT OR LEFT
HANDED:depends who i'm thinkin about at the time
DO YOU LIKE KNOWING MORE ABOUT
YOUR FRIENDS:no, they all have very dark and shady backgrounds that i'd
rather not know about at all
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF
HUMOR:i can see the funny side in almost any situation
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU CAN’T
DO:last more than 2 minutes at sex, but i'm always right for a second
attempt (is that too much info.....sorry)
ARE YOU AFRAID OF
DYING:only if it hurts
WHAT IS ONE WORD THAT YOU THINK
IS OVER-USED:what
DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU
LIVE:it's great, i don't want to have to leave.....you all know i'm going to
be Mayor some day!
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET
PEEVE:people who are so caught up in drugs that they will completely
disregard any cosequence for their actions just to get their next hit.yeah
that'd be it.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE
BANDS:local, DTL & Case and at the moment, i'm really getting into the
new Goldfinger. Blink 182 is always up there.
WHATS THE BEST THING BOUT
2TM:i don't have to play slap anymore cause that's tricky to do
WHATS THE WORST THING BOUT
2TM:the other members
SCRUNCH OR FOLD:fold for
sure, i am a Virgo after all, at the mall or in a hall, let's go ball,
anymore?
MOST AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU'VE
FLOGGED IN A DAY:i choose to remain silent cause i'm sure Kristian, Nat or
Nige have already answered that one for me.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND:to
be honest, i don't really know at the moment. we're just "seeing" each other but
i haven't seen, or heard from her in a while. don't you have to actually be able
to look at someone to be able to "SEE" them.....the joys of love
WHAT IS YOUR WORST
NIGHMARE:there's this little baby with a full grown man's head and it's
biting at my calves and i can't run away, i'm just frozen....scary stuff!
WHAT IS YOUR WEIRDEST
DREAM:having sex with a male teacher in front of the class for sex-ed. I
think it was a wet one.
YOUR BEST PICK UP
LINE:"excuse me, you've dropped something under your foot.......no, the
other one......no, your left one.......it's just behind you, turn
around......now you're dancin'"
YOUR WORST PICK UP
LINE:"christ, you're ugly! Wanna root!" my brother uses that one a bit and
it has worked.
FAV BAND TO PLAY WITH:DRAW
THE LINE
HOW FAR DO YOU SEE 2TM
GOING:all the way........to a mental institution
IF YOU WERE ANY OTHER LIVING
THING WAT WUD IT BE:a human female
THE BEST GIG YOU'VE
PLAYED:fill-in bass for a country band called "Garden Party" at a retirement
village. Those grannies rocked.
BEST ADVICE HEARD: more
than 3 shakes is classed as a wank
BEST ADVICE GIVEN:stop
smoking pot, you're getting scattered!
IF YOU COULD CHANGE 3 THINGS IN
THE WORLD:the size of my penis,
the fact that i will never meet Shae Marks and cigarettes should be free
WAT IS YOUR BIGGEST
REGRET:learning to walk, everyone should crawl and footpaths should be made
of jumping castles. Wouldn't that be fun?
BEST LIVE ACT YOU HAVE
SEEN:Voodoo Glow Skulls a few years back @ the Globe in Newtown.
YOUR FAV 2TM SONG TO
PLAY:probably Worse Case cause it's easy
YOUR FAV 2TM SONG TO LISTEN
TO:a new one called What Goes Around
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT
YOURSELF:i am very nice and my mum's friend says i'm handsome, i think she
wants me.
IF YOU COULD BE REMEMBERED FOR ONE THING:Being Mayor of Anna Bay!