NICKNAME(s):Dickhead, loser, maggot, I got a few really.

BIRTH DATE:no comment, ok its 08/07/85/ ha ha

JOB (IF ANY):part time dictator and bullshit artist politicain wanna be.

FAVORITE SPORT(s):Midget throwing and croichet

FAVORITE TV SHOW(s):Danoz direct, Seinfield, Burt Newtons show,
The Awful Truth, and just funny stuff.

FAVORITE MOVIE:To many really to name.

FAVORITE MOVIE STAR:I like heaps.

FAVOURITE PERV:Anna horny cova,Sarah michelle gellar, American pie girl the list can go on for ever.

IF YOU COULD MARRY A SUPERSTAR WHO WOULD IT BE:Any from the extensive list that I like.

FAVORITE COLOR:Off milk white,Bitch slap red,and
burn't 2tm cd black are good.

FAVORITE FOOD:Gerbil brevilles with bum worm yoghurt.

IF YOU WERE A FLOWER WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE:
Any cause at least they get picked up.

DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH:Viva lowca bueniz amigo

DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH: ménage twa je fatigue e twa.

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH:I try

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON:Simpsons/ south park/

IF YOU HAD YOUR ARM CUT OFF HOW WOULD YOU FEEL:
Quite upset and disappointed really.

SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $1,000 DOLLARS:Fuck yea,
I'd even do a full body wax.

WOULD YOU KISS ANOTHER MEMBER OF 2TM FOR $50:
I'd kiss 1800 cindy after a bottle of chivers, I think Jon
and Nat kiss each other a bit, they can't control
themselves.

WOULD YOU EVER KILL SOMEONE:When I was in Nam I had to.

WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN:
There really is alot of them.

WHAT IS THE WORST TV SHOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN:
all the sepo shit from the 80's.

HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU HAVE:including the webbed
ones I have eleventy.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON ANOTHER BAND MEMBERS MUM:
Yes and still do.

DO YOU SHAVE:Yes on mondays and fridays. Jon told me he shaves his arse.

BOXERS OR UNDIES:both, and on occasion
i do the freelance loose tackle dance.

DO YOU WEAR SOCKS UP OR DOWN:Depends if they have
holes in them and they are the same pair of socks I wore yesterday.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:Ice Coffee.

DO/DID YOU LIKE SCHOOL:Some of it

A FREE VACATION WHERE WOULD YOU GO:
I'd do a round tour of Medowie then Lemon tree and I'd stop and visit

Bob on his farm.

HOW HEAVY IS A MONK:Eleventy ton

DO YOU LIKE ROLLARCOASTERS:Yes but my space ship is better.

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT:Do you have to be able to
get it up to have kids.

DO U THINK THE DRAW THE LINE BOYS WILL CARE ABOUT
US STEALING THEIR QUESTIONS: Wait till we steal there songs.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL:
They didn't bother I was rarely there.

WOULD YOU GET IN A SHARK TANK:Only if I could
take a under water chainsaw and maybe a submarine.

DO YOU HAVE A CAR:No not a real one.

CAN YOU DRIVE:yep if ya give me your keys I'l show ya.

DO YOU LIKE CATS:We can't eat from the same bowl it always
gets messy and aggressive.

HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A FISH:Does my X girlfriend count.

DO YOU LIKE PIZZA:Yes but mainly from independent places,
it kicks arse over the franchise crap.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Does my blow up koala count.

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:My blow up koala.

DO YOU SHOWER OR TAKE BATHS:I take baths when I can play with
my G.I joes and stuff.

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR A DAY:I have
the same bottle of shampoo for a year now, its half full.

DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE:Coke with bourbon, ginger ale
with scotch,the only thing that makes Pepsi
taste good is a shit sandwich.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS:I sure do,
and life behond planet earth(I sound like a hippie).

RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED:Depends on my mood,I can be quite
talented at times and do the double whammy.

DO YOU LIKE KNOWING MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS:
I don't have any friends only my blow up koala.

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR:If twisted dark warped
and generally fucked up is good.. then I guess
I'm a winner.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYING:Fuck yea, aren't you.

WHAT IS ONE WORD THAT YOU THINK IS OVER-USED:lactatingpigmyheshe.

DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE:me and this town have a love hate relationship.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE:People that you used
to know well but are to fake plastic kool and better
to talk to you now.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS:White rice, smelly finger,
Draw the line,Case,You smell like arse,Bardot, Invertigo,Fridge magnet,
the list goes on.

SCRUNCH OR FOLD:I'm a folder.

MOST AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU'VE FLOGGED IN A DAY:
I think one before each meal so 3 is my best.Jon holds
that record.

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND: No, any takers.

WHAT IS YOUR WORST NIGHMARE: Waking up and realising
I really am in 2tm.

WHAT IS YOUR WEIRDEST DREAM:I was once chased
by a lactating he she rabid pigmy once named Fred.

YOUR BEST PICK UP LINE:Hey!

YOUR WORST PICK UP LINE:Hey!

FAV BAND TO PLAY WITH:Draw tha fucking line bitch.

HOW FAR DO YOU SEE 2TM GOING:Not very.

IF YOU WERE ANY OTHER LIVING THING WAT WUD IT BE:
a frozen kumquat.

THE BEST GIG YOU'VE PLAYED: p.c.y.c's and quirrindai was so fun.

BEST ADVICE HEARD:Use this ya get more traction

BEST ADVICE GIVEN:Telling a mate to go out with this
chick and years latter he is a very unhappy married man with kids and a mortgage.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE 3 THINGS IN THE WORLD:Rascism,Starvation,war.

WAT IS YOUR BIGGEST REGRET:Starting 2tm (jokes guys)

BEST LIVE ACT YOU HAVE SEEN:Nofx was damn good with snuff, 59,
toe to toe, satanic surfers, heaps.

YOUR FAV 2TM SONG TO PLAY:Jons songs so I don't have to sing as much.

YOUR FAV 2TM SONG TO LISTEN TO: None there all crap.

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOURSELF: My uncanny
ability to say the worst possible thing at the worst possible time.

IF YOU COULD BE REMEMBERED FOR ONE THING: Anything as
long as its not for 2tm, Nah I'd have to say for
being an arrogant dickhead sarcastic shit of a person, cause at least I know I can fill those expectations.