SEASON ONE SOUNDBITE 1.01 Pilot - I just found out the Times is publishing a poll that says a considerable portion of America feels the White House has lost energy and focus.  a perception that isn't likely to be altered by the video footage of the President riding his bicycle into a tree.  As we speak, the Coast Guard is fishing Cubans out of the Atlantic Ocean while the Governor of Florida wants to blockade the Port of Miami.  a good friend of mine is about to get fired for going on television and making sense and it turns out I accidentally slept with a prostitute...Well, this is bad on so many levels! (Sam Seaborn.) 1.02 Post Hoc, Ergo Proper Hoc - I could kill you with my shoe! (Mandy Hampton) 1.03 A Proportional Response - When I think of all the work you did to get me elected. I could pommel your ass with a baseball bat. (President Josiah Bartlet.) 1.04 Five Votes Down - Leo just got off the phone with the whip.  Last nose count, we're five votes down. (Josh Lyman) 1.05 Crackpots and These Women - I can't keep this.  I think it's a white flag of surrender.  I want to be a comfort to my friend sin tragedy.  And I want to be able to celebrate with them in triumph.  And for all the times in between, I just want to be able to look them in the eye.  Leo, it's not for me.  I want to be with my friends, my family, and these women. (Josh Lyman) 1.06 Mr. Willis of Ohio – The President’s daughter, the Chief of Staff’s daughter, a Georgetown bar, and Sam.  What could possibly go wrong? (Josh Lyman) 1.07 The State Dinner - Okay, let me see if I have this.  A hurricane's picked up speed and power and is headed for Georgia.  Labour and management are working to prevent a crippling strike that will begin at midnight tonight. And the FBI's planning a siege on 18-40 of its citizens all the while we host a state dinner for the President of Indonesia.  interestingly, y'know what question I"ll get asked most often today? Sonda, [they're] black suede and velvet Manolo Blahniks slides with a rhinestone and mother-of-pearl toe-buckle (CJ Cregg.) 1.08 Enemies - You shouldn't have made me beg, John.  (President Josiah Bartlet.) 1.09 The Short List - You're Leo McGarry. You won't be taken down by this...small fraction of a man. I won't allow it. (Josh Lyman) 1.10 In Excelsis Deo - Lillienfield's going hunting. (Josh Lyman) 1.11 Lord John Marbury -  We can hide the women [from him], Leo, but the man deserves a drink. (President Josiah Bartlet.) 1.12 He Shall, From Time to Time... - Do you have a best friend? Is he smarter than you? Would you trust him with your life? That's your Chief of Staff. (President Josiah Bartlet) 1.13 Take out the Trash Day - 1.14 Take This Sabbath Day - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...(President Josiah Bartlet.) 1.15 Celestial Navigation - Depending upon how you looked at it, the problem began either with a Cabinet secretary losing her temper during a committee hearing, the secretary being baited, the President answering a question he shouldn't have, a dental appointment, or me being stupid.  For the record, I'd like to say that I don't think it's as much my fault as other people do. (Josh Lyman.) 1.16 20 Hours in LA - Josh, you've got a crush on Joey Lucas and I think you should do something about it 'cause you're really bugging me.  "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may", Josh. Y'know what that means? It means you should take this time to gather rosebuds 'cause later you might not be able to. (Donnatella Moss) 1.17 The White House Pro-Am - No "however", just be wrong.  Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it! (President Josiah Bartlet.) 1.18 Six Meetings Before Lunch - It's my day of jubilee! Okay, my day was a little better a few minutes ago, but whatever. (Sam Seaborn.) 1.19 Let Bartlet Be Bartlet - And we're gonna lose some of these fights, but we're not gonna be threatened by issues.  We're gonna raise the level of public debate in this country and let that be our legacy.  (Leo McGarry.) 1.20 Mandatory Minimums - Senator, why don't you take your legislative agenda and shove it up your ass? Turns out I was fine. (Josh Lyman) 1.21 - Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics - I was wrong. We went up 9 points (CJ Cregg.) 1.22 - What Kind of Day Has it Been - We've got people down! We've got people down! Who's been hit? Who's been hit? (Secret Service.)