SEASON THREE SOUNDBITE 3.01 Manchester Part 1 – You missed it.  It was incredible.  All over the news.  This crazy man got up in front of millions of people and totally screwed his wife. (Dr. Abigail Bartlet) 3.02 Manchester Part 2 – “But I am not satisfied, indeed…” Leo, I am close to taking my own life with a wheat thresher. (President Josiah Bartlet) 3.03 Ways and Means – I’m leaving now…I’m leaving for this meeting…This meeting where I will compromise…why do we compromise? Because we are ordered to, because compromising on the Estate Tax prevents Republicans from going for an even bigger tax cut which would help rest the White House.  So with my compromising little hands I go to this meeting…The Estate Tax, which Republicans have cleverly dubbed “The Death Tax” there’s nothing that Republicans do better than naming things so I go to this meeting because I agree with Republicans about self-sufficiency, about lifting yourself up by your boot straps just solong as your children’s children never have to work a day in their life, so I go to this meeting…Oh, I go to this meeting, Ginger, and though I compromise, I draw a line in the sand, I’m there to make sure that only wealthy millionaires and not billionaires are exempt from the Estate Tax…Reelect the President, Bonnie, he’s on the side of Millionaires and not BILLIONAIRES! (Toby Zielger) 3.04 On the Day Before – I changed my clothes because I didn’t think it was appropriate to talk about the death of two teenagers while wearing a ball gown and you knew that ‘cause you may be stupid but you’re not stupid, y’know what I’m sayin’? Security’s gonna take your credentials, you’ll call my office every day and I’ll decide if you’re allowed in the room.  I’m takin’ your spot on Pebble Beach, you can do your standups from Lafayette Park.  One more word out of your mouth and every station in town but yours gets an exclusive with the President.  Hunting season on me is over.  And the chemical abbreviation for table salt is NaCl. (CJ Cregg)