| 3.20 We Killed Yamamoto JOSH: It’s confusing, there’s Van Morrison, she’s doing a scene from Flashdance… DONNA: Don’t be frightened. JOSH: “Better to look chicken than to get broasted,” my mother always says. LARRY: What’s “broasted”? JOSH: I’ve never really known but it’s what they do to chickens. CJ: I was looking forward to it. TOBY: To what? CJ: The show. JOSH: It’s five hours of King Henries with musical interludes and a dinner break. CJ: I think you should come to my house and perform it for me. SIMON: You could come to our gym, it’s just a couple blocks. CJ: Is it a good gym? SIMON: Yeah, it’s a-…We run alongside moving *cars*. CJ: You don’t have to be snobby about it. LEO: Josh met with Rick Pintero yesterday on the Working Toward Independence Act. POTUS: Do you suppose that could be any more patronizingly named? LEO: When we’re talking welfare, that ship’s pretty much sailed. SIMON: Have you ever shot a gun before? CJ: Yeah! SIMON: What kind? CJ: Well I haven’t shot one so much as I’ve seen people shoot them in the movies. SIMON: Lemme get you a .22 calliber. CJ: What’s wrong with yours? SIMON: It’s a .357 Magnum. CJ: I’ve heard of that, that’s a good brand. SIMON: That .357’s got a bit of a kick. CJ: That thing practically broke my *arm*! I’ve been wrong about guns, just hand these *out* to the criminals! LEO: We spent millions of dollars developing a pen for the astronauts that would work in zero-gravity, y’know what the Russians did? TOBY: Used a pencil? LEO: They used a pencil. LEO: This is always when you say something. FITZ: Have you changed shampoo? You have, I can tell, ‘cause your hair seems bouncier and more manageable. LEO: I like to look good for ya. SAM: You just got back from somewhere. DONNA: Bismarck, North Dakota, DNC platform hearings on dropping North. SAM: Just from the state, right? DONNA: Not the compass. |