Stats Class (2002)

I am so bored.
If only I could afford
to have my shoop farm.
Is it such a harm
To ask for that?
And with my floppy hat,
I'd roll down my hill.
Now that's a thrill.
Freely rolling down
And I won't break my crown
Like Jack and Jill.
Yes, roll your eyes,
Have your scoffs, have your cries.
I just might get this ideal life,
And maybe be a certain person's wife.
Those who laugh can kiss my ass,
And excuse me, its the beginning of class.