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The Breakdown

My university friends and I have decided to make a bet. Why? Because…we don’t really know why, we just thought about doing a bet. And as you know, self-torture has become a hobby for me (Re: Taking courses that are not “required”, but “recommended”).

So what was this bet? Well it had to be something we all are susceptible to; so we could all have an equal chance at winning and/or losing it. Guess what we chose. Our bet was to see who could last the longest at not being dirty. No, we don’t mean the rolling in the mud type of dirty. We mean the sexual innuendos; the insinuations, the low-down, sick, gross, and perverted dirty. And trust me, it is hard.

The bet has begun…as of 9 p.m. this Wednesday, January 16th of the year 2002. How long will we last? I am really not sure. I’ve lasted 3 hours not too bad as I write this. Only on the third paragraph and I can see the dirty content in my sentences that I cannot even mention!! I guess we’ll see.

I guess I should mention what the winner gets…well it’s not that much, considering we are poor university students. The winner gets the loser’s to pay for their movie ticket at the next movie we see. I guess it’s the challenge that matters the most. I can’t think of a conversation we have had without any dirty content.

The Contenders

I will be using their nicknames for this just in case they spaz on me.

Poopie:
She’s a fellow science-ite, also dirty in mind. Usually one of the first to laugh at a dirty comment, or to start one up. Does not swear much though, so she might have an advantage. Shows she could refrain from something better than I could (Dammit…I’m so fucking glad we’re not doing a swearing bet). I predict she’ll fall either early or late in the bet. Enjoys my Orlando.

N. Viddy:
Also known as the faculty-hopper, she’s been in first Humanities and now in Social Science. Another one who does not swear much, she is the least dirty-minded of the lot. This is who I predict will win. Although we have corrupted her a great deal (It is a gift) she might just pull it off. This is unless she slips up and proves to be the dirtiest of us all. Also fancies my Orlando

Mrs. Billy Crawford:
I had to use her other nickname because the other ones were too dirty to use…and hence I would lose the bet. I think this one suits her just fine haha. She is also in Social Science and has just as dirty a mind as Poops does. She usually is the reason for the sick conversations, and therefore I predict she won’t last long. Is always grabbing my Leggy (my shoop) and jumps on the Orlando bandwagon.

K.R.I.S.:
The last involved in the bet. That would be me. I have other nicknames, which I believe were bestowed unjustly, and are otherwise dirty. And I’m foregoing my physics problems to write this. Yes I’m a model student. I was inspired though. I am in Science along with Poops and yes I am sick and twisted. It is second nature to me and my imagination really runs around in an open field. I doubt I’ll last. In fact, I must write on my hand to remember that I’m in a bet. Although I don’t think having “No dirty talk” scrawled on my hand will be taken the same to others. Well we see.