¤ Quotes from the Ever Eloquent Blonde One and His World of Semi-masculinity

"I think I spit snot in my drink."

"If I kick you in the gut will you breathe?"

"You can take your semi-hatred and stick it up your semi-ass."

"I don't care how much you wuv me, I don't give a shit."

"So did you bring the can of spooge?"

"After awhile it just gets numb."

"It was fun to take condoms and leave them in the Barbie aisle."

"Hey Aaron, do you want some?"
"Yes please."
 Liz, Aaron

"Sean Connery is still the only man for me."

"I would not cry if I saw Sean Connery porn."

"Aaron, take your balloons back."
"You don't want to play with my balloons anymore?"
"They hit me in the face."
 Mari-Bess, Aaron

"I just wanna pet your spot."

"If you have a quarter, you have a shirt."
Yes, a pissed on shirt... Don't ask.

"I've only got one, guys, come on!"
"You started with three!"
"I know!"
 Aaron, Kristie

"That sounded like a boob smack."

"Wow she's pointy."

"Leading me on and shutting me down."

"That's always my threat-Don't make me tongue bathe you!"

"Dude, the reason they're getting so high is because they're hyperventilating. Oo, head rush."

"You download a video and great funny is made."

"AAAHHHHH Death, Destruction, Dying, and inpotency! Is that a redundancy?"