¤ Quotes from those that aren't my friends or my age mates

"This girl is so strange..."
--Potsy

"That boy is so odd."
--Potsy

"Seakle ur but belt."
--Ann

"It's like Gregorian Chant people singing jazz."
--Zamer

"I don't even go into the teacher's lounge, hardly. I go in, talk trash for two minutes, and then leave."
--The Ricci

"I've broken the copier machine before..."
--Miller

"Oh, go sit down and bury a bone."
--The Ricci

"It's okay Ben, we all know you're stupid anyway."
--Bladel

"What're you eating? Crayons?"
--cover teacher to Joey.

"Those of you weren't here yesterday, weren't here. And those of you who were here yesterday, weren't paying attention."
--Miller

"If you fall asleep I'll come over there and kick you."
--Zamer

"C'mon boys! Don't make me get out the tranquilizer gun."
--Ms Young

"Do you say 'more well'?"
"I do, but I mean..."
 Mme Diehl (forgive me if i misspelled that! ::winces::), Anthony

"He's not a role model, he's an object lesson."
--Mum

"Just because I'm the one standing up doesn't mean I'm saying anything intelligent."
--Rosenthal

"Ah... One of those wave machines. Like Mr Keller has, that I tried to steal that one time."
--Zamer

"Mrs Potts, my face hurts..."
"I don't know about you but it's killing me."
 Liz, Potsy

"That was it guys, flower sex."
"Sweeeeet."
 Scovel Unit, Ross&Matt&Alec

"Y' can't be that hungry, stop chewin' the paper."
--Mr Whitten

"Proffessions are doctors, lawyers, and indian chiefs."
--Mrs Whitely

"If anyone tells me a designer is someone who goes around fluffling flowers I'm going to break every bone in their body and make a lamp out of 'em."
--Frank, on Trading Spaces

"Let's stick something up your ass and see if you squeak too."
--Mr Qualls

"Stop molesting that thing and put it down."
--Amy Q

"We be honours class."
--Mr Clawson

"Gas and fire make bad."
--Mr Wright

"You are no longer girls; be burly women!"
--Zamer

"You guys are going to drive me to drink."
--Mrs Pearson

"My scoring days are over-- I've been married too long."
--Mr Clawson

"Cover sheets kill trees."
--Mr Clawson

"We're going to be facilitated."
--Mr Clawson

"I know what you're thinking... Damn; I wish I killed my brother so I'd have something to write about."
-- MrClawson

"You're warped."
"I can't hear anything."
"Good, maybe now it'll get to you quiet down."
  Mr Gauriloff, Kyle Crane

"[...]You'll never guess... What man would give another man a Pooh Bear rattle?"
--Mr Clawson

"It doesn't stink. The bacteria that are dying in your instestines stink."
--Dr Hensley

"He's so sickenly sweet, it drives me crazy!"
--Emi's Mummie

"Happy Homecoming Day to all."
--Mr Person

"So. This is not written in stone it's written in pencil."
--Dr Hensley

"There was a pep rally today and I got pepped!"
--Zamer

"I love it. He sticks his fanny out and that's what I get to see."
--Mrs Sprooge