¤ Crysta Speaks

"I hate people."

"You'll always be my first, Kim!"

"Happy birthday... Miss Emily."

"Great, we have a bestiallity element at this party."

"Elbows are funny things."

"Is that a monkey in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"

"Stupid people are like smart people- only dumber."

"Ask me if I've lied to you and I say no. Ask me if I am a liar and I say yes."

"Go blow some money."

"Have you done something to make the great red ugly angry with us?"

"Buh Jaaayses."

"Messed up idiots... stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed."

"It's like being high without the cool parts."

"The right of the American people to chose their own damn cars is sacred, so back off."
This almost went into a science paper. In fact, is was in our paper for awhile...

"If it weren't so purty I'd chop it off!"

"He looks like a fish. That got attacked by a lawnmower."

"Who says I was sucking anything?"

"Can you read THIS body language?"

"I've never been black!"

"Tell Emi to stop being self-depreciative."
"Stop being self- whatever."
  Liz, Crysta

"Bad bad bad look what my candle happened."

"I could get an anime haircut, like Chris."

"I don't think I'd want a little sister like yours."

"We could do it to Emi ourselves."

"It's sad when a good monkey goes bad."

"Are you saying that my shoes are promiscuous?"

"Ravage."
"I know that one!"
"Ravage, not ravish."
"Oh."
  Emi, Crysta

"You just seal your mouth over and suck. See, it's easy. Mm, salty."

"The only time I liked beer was when I was using it as a chaser for vodka."

"Dude, that'd be so cool. If a guy painted himself like a reindeer..."

"If only Liz and Emi were here."
"Liz is right here!"
 Crysta, Liz

"I am pimp mama!"

"I gooeyed you."

"I'm going to bite the whole thing off if you don't stop wiggling."

"It takes so long to get rid of boys."
Yeah, like last night! Oh, that sounded bad.

"That mouse just stank."