A Comparitive Guide to World Religions:
TAOISM: Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says "Shit Happens"
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening.
HINDIUSM: This shit happened before.
MORMON: This shit is going to happen again.
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
CALVINISM: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to somebody else.
JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us.
STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is only in your mind.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
HEDONISM: There isn't anything like a good shit happening.
MOONIES: Only happy shit happens.
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama.
RASTAFARIANISM: Lets smoke this shit.
EXISTENTIALISM: What is shit anyway?
ATHEISM: No shit.