My Bestest Buds
Of all the people in the world, these are the 2 that annoy me the least. I'm lying. I hate them but since I made a page for my Jersey Bitches, I didnt wanna listen to these 2 bitch, so I made them one too. I'm too damn nice.
So, here we are in a rare instance when the three of us were together. There's Rainey, then me, then Stephanie.
Me and Rainey were always together all the time growing up. I mean, ALL THE TIME. And I still see her everyday...I am so sick and tired of her face.
I've known Stephanie my whole life too. But we pretty much hated each other for most of it. We had our friendly times, but mostly we didnt get along. Then came high school...and we found out how much fun it was to sit there and make fun of the people who hated us.
How you gonna bring a chile' into this world?
Of all the teenage mothers in the world...Rainey is my favorite. And I am a total psycho today and I blame her. She did nothing but get me in trouble every day when we were younger with her crazy schemes like blowing up microwaves by putting metal plates in them and pulling fans out of the ceiling by swinging on them...and sending me to the hospital about a million times....Bitch. And...she made me fail my road test 5 times. Haha i'll blame that on her too.
She is really an ugly whore. I am allowed to call her that but if anyone else does, I'll kick thier ass.
You got the cutest baby in the world...not too bright, but damn cute. I dont know why you would let me babysit him, that cant be too good for his mental health.
She always makes me look like a retard in pictures cause she makes me laugh so i make dumb faces.
P.S...Rainey is Ugly.
What's that I smell? STT? No...Its the sweet aroma of HAVOC!!!!!!
She is always getting me into trouble too. Like making me hold the exit door open so some poor lady enters it and has to come back out...and dragging me into closed stores so they kick us out. Don't even get me started on our Havoc. Hmm...how can i describe these pictures? In the first one, we tried to be all sexy looking, but ended up all retarded looking. Yea, i know, we look kinda bad in these pictures, but in reality, we're 2 hot sexy bitches. Trust me.
We've had our fights...even brawling in the lunchroom...but that was a long time ago and we dont have Moley or Rob to come between us anymore.
We are on the phone all night every night alking about the same things over and over again...Tati, Jillian, Emiliana, Burnt Sausage, The Sailor Moon display, LiLi and NadNad, "Candy, how could i have been so silly?", Shannon and Tim, Private Chat invasions, Spice Girl Chat, Voice Mail Havoc, DD, A&W, The Bzzzzz Butt, Take That, Sexx Fiends...
I could make 9 pages and still not have enough room to list all our havoc.