I was a Nielsen for a week!
That's right, fans of Television.  I, yours truly, got to take part in the wonderful system that informs YOU (and marketers, too!) what the *average* American watches.  [Play 1950s newsreel patriotic music]  For an entire week, I wrote down everything I saw, and I do mean everything.  Every news, comedy, drama, Britcom, anime, movie, and infomercial I saw, I jotted it down!

But wait, there's more!

Probably breaking some obscure law, I [pause] scanned my Nielsen TV diary, and [pause] posted it on to this website [crowd gasps].  Enough chatter!  To the scans!
The name, address, and numbers have been erased to protect those who cannot afford Private Investigators to hunt down identity-thieves, and lawyers to ruin them.  Slowly.
One example of what I watched one time: I saw 60 Minutes, Keeping Up Appearances, One Foot in the Grave, and A Fine Romance.