1. With door ajar I stand and stare       At th’unwholesome and pathetic pair       Who wait with magazine in hand.       With question glib then freely asked,       My analytic mind is tasked       To give the answer that they planned.	2. No introduction (as they should),       No "Excuse me sir, may I intrude?"       They say not whom they represent.       With title page before my gaze       The emblazoned header clearly says:       "The Watchtower," fount and testament.
3. Were I one of their horrid brood       With firm resolve announce I would:       "A witness of Yahweh am I."        From subterfuge would I abstain       And firmly quote the sacred name       Of he who claimed my loyalty.	4. These specimens of ersatz Jews       Purport to foist on us "The News"       And heritage of Israel.       But on such ploys are wont to trust,       And shelter ‘neath deceptive thrust       Compounded by their Prince of Hell.
5. These witnesses of Adonai       Believe entire the curious lie       That they alone The Truth have found.       All noble concepts firmly held       By other Faiths throughout the world       Around Old Satan’s hands are wound.	6. Presumptuously each walks abroad,       Like Jews they are "th’elect of God" -       A-glow with Luciferian pride.       One scriptural text is aye forgot -        Before you dare extract the mote,       Remove the beam your eye doth hide.
7. And all this Israelitish shite,       Rehashed upon the Brooklyn Height       By opportunists old and gray,       Doth here offend our British eyes       And Keltic birthright scandalize.       Regret I sore to see the day!	8. Beware we all this trait’rous scum       Who yearn th’Apocalypse to come       To raze our humble earthly state.       They ne’er realise that wishes deep        Can oft become the crop we reap.       Heav’n keep us from this hideous fate!
9. And so this pustulent cult should be       Proscribed for all eternity       By all who conservation crave.       And such a perverse theory       Of evil and malignancy       Be giv’n a deep and lasting grave.	10.Why preach a foreign philosophy      And sully British dignity,      When all they need to do is dwell      Mid Jewish minds who spawned this god?      Let them depart and make abode      In the filched domain called Israel.