"We guarantee the seeker freedom from SOLICITUDE and SOLITUDE whilst

providing ample LATITUDE to those with APTITUDE (but at no time precluding

totally those with INEPTITUDE) to exhibit a PLENITUDE of RECTITUDE and

FORTITUDE tempered with a modicum of GRATITUDE, inner PULCHRITUDE

and a whimsy of SERVITUDE yet at all times eschewing LASSITUDE, each and

every PLATITUDEand divers degrees of TURPITUDE thereby effecting positive

overt VICISSITUDE which may bequeath a sure and certain AMPLITUDE of

BEATITUDE."