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The views reflected on this page are strictly my own. And boy, do I have a lot of them. You can go to my ME page and learn a little about the creator, her favorites, and her friends...or you can read this list of things I am opinionated about. Be prepared for a long read if you dare... |
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- Rock music isn't dead. Radio just doesn't play it anymore. - Britney Spears is a cheap imitation of Madonna. - Christina Faguleria is a cheap imitation of Britney Spears. - Spanish class is pointless. - Limp Bizkit and Korn are useless, unrememberable bands. "Gee, I could have a record deal too if I played only one highly distorted cord!" DUH... - TIPPER GORE IS THE ANTICHRIST! - Jennifer Lopez's butt is frikkin' huge! - Negativity is a beautiful and useful thing. I am much more positvely functioning when I use it. - Jim Carrey is a substantial and gifted actor and should be treated as such (with the exception of "Dumb and Dumber" of course.) - A drum machine is NOT a musical instrument. (This means you, Prodigy!) - Would the following groups please report to the One Hit Wonders Exit: Savage Garden, Ace of Base, N'Stink (sorry Sara, they have to go!), LFO, Smash Mouth, Eiffel 65, and anyone under the age of 20 in the music business. - Edgar Allen Poe was not demented, he was just high. - Chris Farley was a great loss to the world of comedy. - A size 00 looks good on no one! - Would someone escort Monica Lewinsky, OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson and The Gore family to the back door, please! - How about "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire" with 50 competeing men? - STEVEN TYLER'S LIPS MAY BE BIG, BUT I'M SURE THEY'RE GOOD FOR SOMETHING! - No. The Doors are not the world's greatest rock band. - BOB DYLAN ROCKS! - How come it is that most bands (this includes YOU Aerosmith!) release different singles, offers, and versions of their CDs in foreign countries when it's America that keeps them supported? - Kid Rock's midget is hillarious! - RICKY MARTIN IS HOT! - Empire Records is the greatest movie ever! - No, you can't have my bud light. - Hungry? Why wait? - The Taco Bell dog is not funny. I am done laughing, so move on already, okay? He is just scarry now. - Why does everybody think Aerosmith is a person and not a band? - HEY, JOAN RIVERS! GET A LIFE! - HEY, METALLICA! BACK OFF NAPSTER! YOU BETTER LEARN TO USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE! - HEY, LENO! LETTERMAN KICKS YOUR BUTT! - HEY, KID ROCK! Can I borrow your midget? - AND FINALLY...Could someone tell me how to get to Seasame Street, where the beef is, what Willis is talkin' about, and how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll brand tootsie pop? |
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