WELL THIS STORY IS ASKED TO BE TOLD BY A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS NOW IN THE GAURDS. AND THAT IS NON OTHER THAN BRIAN LAW.
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT THE NIGHT ALOT OF PEOPLE GOT DRUNK AND THAT IS NEW YEARS 2001.
WELL BRIAN'S PARENTS WERE GONE FOR THE NIGHT SO, BEINGS THE DRINKER HE IS, DECIDED TO HAVE A PARTY AT HIS HOUSE. NOT A BIG ONE BUT A NICE SIZE. AND ALLTHOUGH THERE WASN'T MANY PEOPLE THERE A LOT OF BEER WAS DRANK. WELL WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING ROUND THE TABLE DRINKIN SOME BEER WHEN WE GOT IN A CONVERSATION ABOUT BRIAN AND BASIC TRAINING. HE WAS TELLING US ABOUT THE COOL MOVES THAT HE HAD LEARNED AND BEING THE DRUNK PEOPLE WE WERE DECIDED TO TRY THEM OUT. JEFF MANSON AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL AND I MUST SAY IT WAS PRETTY COOL. BRIAN DECIDED TO PUT A HOLD ON US AND THEN KNOCK US OUT. THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW OUT COMES THE VIDEO CAMERA AND HOLY SHIT DID WE EVER HAVE FUN WITH THAT THING. LETS JUST SAY YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE THE VIDEO TO GET THE FULL EFFECT. WELL EVERYONE WAS WRESTLING TRYING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH WHILE WE WERE ALL FUCKING DRUNK SO IT WAS PRETTY COOL. LATER ON IN THE NIGHT IT GOT REALLY INTERSTING THOUGH. AROUND 11 WE ALL WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND STARTED TO WATCH MOTORCYLCE MOVIES WHICH ARE KICK ASS. AT THIS POINT EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. THEN JON S. CAME OVER AROUND 11:30 WITH SOME CHAMPGNE TO CELBRATE THE COUTDOWN WITH. WELL MIDNIGHT HIT AND EVERYBODY WAS DRUNK AND ACTING ALL GOOFY AND THE WHOLE TIME THE VIDEO CAMERA IS ROLLING. WELL I WAS DRUNK SO SOMEBODY THOUGHT THEY WOULD GIVE ME A BEER. THE THING IS THE POURED IT IN MY THROAT NOT ME. WELL NON THE LESS IT WAS SPILT ALL OVER ME. THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE WALK UPSTAIRS TO SEE WHO IS ALL UP THERE AND IN THE BATHROOM IS BRIAN WHO PASSED OUT WHILE TAKING A SHIT. HE WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET WITH HIS PANTS DOWN PASSED OUT. AT THE SAME TIME TWO GOOD FRIENDS MATT PETERSON AND NICOLE KOOSMAN GOT INTO IT. THEIR GOING OUT BY THE WAY. AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW NICOLE RUNS OUT SAYING SHE IS GOING HOME. SO THE GOOD PERSON MATT IS HE GOES AND CHASES HER DOWN. WELL THEN JEFF MANSON COMES IN FROM THE GARAGE HAULING MATT WHO IS COVERED IN BLOOD. WELL HOW DO I PUT THIS. MATT GOT THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM BY HIS WOMEN. MUST SUCK MATT. J/K. ALL HE COULD SAY IS "NEVER SAY A GIRL CAN'T HIT" WELL HE COULDN'T BREATHE AND HE WAS COVERED IN BLOOD AND NICOLE CAME IN THE HOUSE BALLING SO ME AND SCOTT GAILGUS HAD TO TAKE HER IN THE BEDROOM TO CALM HER DOWN AND TELL HER IT WAS ALL RIGHT. WELL IT WAS STARTING TO SLOW DOWN THEN, THAT IS THE PARTY, JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS ON THE VERGE OF PASSING OUT. SO WE WENT AND CHECKED UP ON BRIAN AND THERE HE WAS ON THE FLOOR IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH HIS HEAD IN A GARBAGE CAN PASSED OUT. AND THE REST OF THE NIGHT IS A BLUR. BUT BASICALLY EVERYONE EITHER PASSED OUT OR SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET HOME. AND THAT WAS THE KICK ASS NIGHT OF NEW YEARS. |