"We're All As Mad As Hatters Here"


SO when i acutally decide to type up this page itll be about me. i hope the photo is where i want it to be. my roomates are watching conan o'brien. i'm bored. its 1:00 at nite. and im typing on my computer.


I'd like to take a moment of your time.
Have you ever noticed how when someones homepage is unfinished its always the part they have about themselves that's not finished? I think it's because people are afraid of sounding arrogant. Well I happen to like talking about myself. I mean I talk about myself a lot, I'd go so far as to say I'm the only thing I ever really talk about. Sure other people talk to me about stuff which isn't about me, but I dont really listen to them when they do. I guess I sort of block them out. I mean I talk about myself so much, that when noone is around I even talk to myself about, you guessed it, me. I mean I just love to talk about myself. A lot. I really like talking to myself too. caus I can keep talking, and I never get tired of hearing myself speak. And I always agree with myself. And when I talk to myself, the person I'm talking to likes to talk about me. So it's really very beneficial for both of us, me and the person I'm talking to (me). However it does get very confusing to explain. But I guess I agree with myself when I say, that I really like to talk about myself and it makes no sense that the page about oneself is always the last one finished.
So when you look at this and say, his isn't finished because he was too afraid of seeming arrogant, you are wrong. I just haven't had the time. But now I guess you're wondering how I haven't had the time to write about myself, but had a chance to write this....

COMING SOON:

  • I get a life.

    SO... I got a life,
    I work here.

    I have since ceased to have a life, the company I worked for is now defunct and I am forced, once again, to update this damnable website in an attempt to entertain myself. many of you may remember the picture on this page, it was a good picture and I liked it. Since then the picture was tossed on the fire and replaced with a new one, I hope you enjoy this picture of my cat ignoring you as much as she enjoys ignoring you.

    As you may well be able to tell, the photo of me is back up (due to popular demand by my groupies), dont expect it to be up very long, only until the next update of this site. Please feel free to stare, oogle, or use it as a dartboard, but please do not drool, as you will then have to clean up drool from your keyboard and thats just nasty.

    Poof The picture is gone again, hopefully this time it will stay gone, damn thing keeps showing up when I dont want it. Begging for it to come back will get you nowhere. Groveling wont help much either. Lots of money might change my mind so feel free to make donations to the "Unemployed and Bored Fund."