If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off,
I'm mad, I've dealt with it. Now it's your turn.
Ok, so I'm drunk. Ok, so you're ugly. THe difference is, I'll be ok by tomorrow afternoon.
History repeats itself. Historians repeat each other.
I hope this comment makes you smile, because this person's face is wearing a sober enough look for the both of us.
My fav. chat up line is: You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening.
My fav. insult is: don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on it's own, and
your mind often gets lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.