I DON'T LIKE
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Here is a list of people (or their body parts) that I find really creepy or just don't like.
- Melanie Griffith- What the hell happened to her? She looks like she's been hit with a stun-gun.
- Celine Dion- Proof that there are other life forms
- Mariah Carey- I just don't get it
- Tori Spelling's breasts ???? All that money and look what happened
- Tori Spelling's head- OK it's not her fault
- Sean Penn- Very talented but he scares me
- Matt Damon- Evil creep. There's something about his eyes
- Jennifer Love Hewitt- Vacuous, talentless. phony & annoying
- Calista Flockhart's head- Eye widening surgery, bad nose job
, pouty lips
- Jean Claude Van Damme- Full of himself
- Daryl Hannah- The lights are on but nobody's home
- Sean Young- How come she keeps getting hired?
- Chris O'Donnell- I hate his accent
- Leonardo DiCaprio- ditto- looks like a cherub
- Loni Anderson- Uuuggghhhhh looks like a wax sculpture
- Dolly Parton- Do I have to explain?
- Renee Zellweger- Uttered the words 'You complete me' to a man in Jerry Maguire
- Tommy Lee Jones- All he does is yell
- Nicolas Cage- Way too over the top. How does he have an Oscar?
- Ginger Spice- The real scary spice
- Meg Ryan- Her sweetness makes me puke
- Tom Hanks- In everything post Philadelphia
- Donald Trump- How can any self-respecting woman sleep with him?
- Shania Twain -How can anyone listen to that stuff?
- Oprah Winfrey -Currently applying for the position of God
- Michael Jackson's nose... and why has everyone forgotten that he's a chester or, at the very least, a bestial?
OK, I'll admit it, some of this stuff is rather cruel but I don't hate everyone. Here is a list of people I like.
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