JUST JOSHIN’
(I think Just Kiddin’ is already taken).
Warning- the following jokes may cause you to admit involuntary groans or worse still, you may have absolutely no reaction at all. If you don’t visit the message boards, you may not understand some of these jokes as they refer to issues we often discuss. (i.e. Kid is hairy, Jimmy is greasy, Buck is skinny, Jimmy likes to blame himself, Rosemary Burke is the Spawn of Satan etc.) Oh and as you would expect, some of these (alleged) jokes are somewhat offensive.
If you have a joke to add, no matter how lame, please email it to mail@theyoungriders.com
This first joke is a multi-parter
Q. How did Cody
commit suicide?
A. He jumped off
his own ego.
Q. Why didn’t Kid attend Cody’s funeral.
A. He thought God might need his help on judgment day.
Q. Why didn’t Jimmy attend Cody’s funeral?
A. Because Cody’s death was all his fault.
Q. What was Teaspoon’s eulogy?
A. Merciful God! Death ain’t natural when it cuts lives
short much like an onion that’s too proud, once that line is crossed, there’s
no goin’ back believe me, it reminds me of my third wife who was kind of like
prune pie……
Q. Why didn’t Buck attend Cody’s funeral?
A. He did, he was just standing side on so you couldn’t
see him
Q. What did God say to Noah.
A. There’s going to be a flood…
Q. Why did Kid die?
A. He choked on a hairball.
Q. Why was Noah blamed?
A. Because he’s the whipping boy
Q. What do you call it when Jimmy makes a run on Lou’s
horse?
A. Greased Lightning.
Q. What do you call Jimmy cooking dinner in an apron?
A. Too damn sexy!
(note: the name of Lou’s horse is Lightning.)
Q. What do you call Kid buried up to his neck is sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. Why was “The Young Riders” axed?
A. Because they never delivered any freakin’ letters.
Q. What replaced “The Young Riders”?
A. The telegraph.
Q. If Jimmy were to star in a musical, what would it be?
A. Grease
Q. If Kid were to star in a musical, what would it be?
A. Hair
Q. If Hickok were to star in
a musical, what would it be?
A. Calamity Jane.
Q. What does a rider yell when he’s about to have an
orgasm?
A. Rider coming!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
(deafening silence) – a minute later
Knock Knock
WHO’S THERE?
Ike says it’s him.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kid
Fuck off Kid.
Q. What do you do if you see Kid in the shower?
A. Call animal control.
Q. What do you call Kid and Lou’s courtship?
A. The long and whining road.
Q. What Indian name did Buck give Jimmy?
A. Thinks-with-his-dick.
Q. What Indian name did Buck give Cody?
A. Eats-a-lot
Q. What Indian name did Buck give Teaspoon?
A. Says-a-lot
Q. What Indian name did Buck give Ike?
A. Honey
Q. What Indian name did Buck give Kid?
A. Fucks with his horse.
OK, OK Kidettes,
here’s one for you…
Q. What do you call Jimmy on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday?
A. Bad Company.
Q. What do you call sitting though every Kid episode.
A. Hard Time.
Q. Why did they cast that actress as Rosemary?
A. Satan was busy.
Q. Why did they cast that actress as ‘Sarah Downes’?
A. Elizabeth Berkley was
busy.
Ba-doom-boom.
Remember, if you have a joke to contribute send it to mail@theyoungriders.com