~3 Lessons In Life~

          Lesson Number One

          A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow,
          and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

          The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

          So,  the  rabbit  sat  on  the  ground below the crow, and rested.

          All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

          Moral of the story:

          To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high


          Lesson Number Two

          A turkey was chatting with a bull.  "I would love to be able to get to the top of
          that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."

          "Well,  why  don't  you  nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

          "They're packed with nutrients."

          The  turkey  pecked  at  a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough
          strength  to  reach  the  first  branch of the tree.  The next day, after  eating
          some more dung, he reached the second branch.

          Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
          Soon  he  was  promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

          Moral of the story:

          Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


          Lesson Number Three

          A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and
          fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow  came  by and
          dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird  lay there in the  pile  of  cow dung,
          it began to realize how warm it was.  The dung was actually  thawing him out! He lay
          there all warm and happy,  and soon began to sing for joy.

          A  passing  cat  heard  the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
          sound,  the  cat  discovered  the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
          him out and ate him!

          Morals of the story:

          1)   Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
          2)   Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
          3)   When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.