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Filk: Scorpy Baby - as sung by Natira (to the tune of Santa Baby)

Disclaimer: Not mine, don’t own any of it, not for profit. “Santa Baby” written by Joan Javits, Philip Springer, and Tony Springer
Scorpy Baby,
Just slip a drannit in the depository
For me
Been an awful good girl
Scorpy Baby,
So hurry down to Natira tonight
Scorpy baby,
A sleek and fast prowler too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Scorpy baby,
So hurry down to Natira tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check off my Shadow list
Scorpy Baby,
I want a carrier and thats not
Alot
Been an angel all year
Scorpy Baby,
So hurry down to Natira tonight
Scorpy honey,
One little thing I really need
The deed
Bars of platinum, mine
Scorpy Baby,
So hurry down to Natira tonight
Scorpy cutie,
And fill all my coffers with treasures,
Pleasures
that are many and sublime
Scorpy baby,
So hurry down to Natira tonight
Come and trim my Shadow Depository
With some decorations bought at (surprise me!)
I really do believe in you
Lets see if you believe in me
Scorpy Baby,
Forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I mean a Hurlian Stone I can wear
Scorpy Baby,
So hurry down to Natira tonight
Hurry down to Natira tonight
Hurry...tonight
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