The groupie's questions to the band
    After the band members were interviewed, the groupies (well mostly Kat) had a few things that they wanted to know about the band. Here are the questions that they asked, and the band's answers.

The questions:

1. Who was/is your musical influence?
2. What do you think of the groupies?
3. How often do you masturbate?
4. Do you use anything special when you masturbate?
5. How much would you pay to make your dick 3 inches longer?
6. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of your tootsie pop?
7. If you could change places with a girl for a day, what would you do first?
8. What did you do one time at band camp?
9. If you could be a sex toy, what would you be and why?
10. If you had to fuck a male, famous or non, who would it be and why?
11. What's your favorite position?
12. What's your favorite brand of condom?
13. Where's the cream filling?
14. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
15. Have you ever had a homosexual fantasy about another member of the band? If so, who was it?
16. Who's yo daddy?
17. If you could have 3 wishes what would they be?

The answers:
Shane Jason Matt Roc Hitman















Shane's answers:
1. Lars Ulrich. Vinnie Paul, John Bonham, Jim Morrisson.
2. I think the groupies are cool... it's better than having no fans at all.
3. I don't I don't have no reason to masturbate. Serious. What's that have to do with anything?!
4. I get laid, so why would I masturbate?
5. I wouldn't pay anything but if someone gave me something for free I'd probably try it out.
6. 3... that's what the damn owl said.
7. I'd sit in front of a mirror and admire myself. Maybe squeeze a tit or two. I wouldn't leave the house.
8. I played strip poker with the teacher.
9. I'd be one of those lover swings, because I think it'd be cool to be the one to have the chick sit on me.
10. I can't think of any reason I'd HAVE to. I plead the 5th.
11. I either like missionary style or I like the chick to be on top.
12. What the fuck are those called? Lifestyles... Those are all right.
13. It's in the Twinkie... use your imagination.
14. Probably not a whole lot... I don't like those things.
15. Nope. Because I'm not GAY. I'd probably puke!
16. (belches loudly) I'm the daddy. When people say "who's your daddy" they refer to me.
17. 1) world peace, because all this fighting we do is bullshit... (rambles about Black Hawk Down)
   2) have an endless supply of money. Bling bling. It'd be right there.
   3) I don't need a third wish.
 
 
 
 
 

Jason's answers:
1. I'm influenced by Randy Rhodes, my uncle, Pantera... Ozzy, Dad's Metal Grass Band, Axle Rose, Motley Cru... there's a lot.
2. I don't have groupies. They're good people.
3. (shocked) Every day.
4. Is my hand special?
5. Why would I want my dick 3 inches longer? I'm perfectly fine with my dick the way it is.
6. Um... 50 billion... I don't give a shit.
7. Play guitar...
8. Wore sweatshirt with a hood and called ourselves "The Hoods".
9. Let's see here...  I'd be a (giggles) write dildo down. Just a normal size one.
10. I'd never fuck a male. I'm VERY heterosexual.
11. Missionary.
12. Trojan ribbed lubrication... ain't that what everyone uses?
13. Huh? Where? It's in the snack cake.
14. I don't want it. If I have to do something for it, forget it!
15. No, of course not.
16. I don't have a daddy.
17. 1) Professional record deal. Million dollar record deal.
   2) own my own stadium just for concerts... 100,000 seat stadium
   3) very warm hearted, understanding, attractive, carring, nice woman
 
 
 
 
 
 

Matt's answers:
1. James Hetfield from Metalica. Jimi Hendrix.
2. The groupies are cool. I love all of our fans.
3. Hmmm... (repeats question) I'm not answering that. Why do you want to know?
4. No. I just go right for it.
5. I don't have a whole lot of money... I'm pretty happy with my little buddy.
6. (giggles) We'll have to try it sometime.
7. Masturbate. I'd masturbate all day long... in front of a mirror and a Polaroid camera.
8. I sure as hell didn't stick a flute up my pussy.
9. Hmmm... that's a good question. I would have to say that I'd be a vibrator that belonged to lesbians... I really like lesbians. You're probably not even writing down the right bullshit.
10. I'd be awfully damn hard to force me. I'd rather grab a fucking butter knife and chop off my fucking balls than fuck a male.
11. I kinda like 'em all.
12. Trojan Magnums. Those mother fuckers are too fucked up. Fuck.
13. It's in the center of my Twinkie.
14. I would go to the fucking store and buy one.
15. NO! NEVER! Next question. Never. Especially not Shane.
16. (giggles) Jeff Harrison... I guess I'm just a bastard.
17. 1) Infinite wealth.
   2) 1971 SS Chevelle 454 Super charged... and that would be cool.
   3) Be like a famous rock star.
Additional comment(s):
"I feel like I'm in a fucking police station... or the Hefner Mansion."
 
 
 
 
 

Roc's answers:
"We have groupies?" (Laughs)
1. Family members... lot of musical background...
2. Think they're nice... gives a reason for my buddies to come over and watch us play.
3. Maybe 2 to 3 times a week... depends on how busy we are at work.
4. No. Maybe some porno mags. The shop shitter.... (grins) I've been known to sniff a panty or two.
5. 50 bucks (laughs)
6. It all depends on my alcohol consumption.
7. I'd masturbate... in front of a mirror all day.
8. Never been to band camp.
9. I'd have to say a big black vibrator because white chicks like those.
10. Hmmm... one of those dudes from N'Sync.
11. I like legs up high.
12. Kinda like those rough riders... though I haven't been needing them.
13. (repeats question and laughs) Cream filling's in the middle of a Twinkie.
14. Act like a jackass in a rock 'n roll band... I don't really like those.
15. I have to say no to that one. I have to watch it if Matt passes out around me.
16. (repeats question long pause repeats question again) Fuck I don't know. You really want to know who my daddy is?
17.  1) Money
    2) health
    3) happiness
Additional comment(s):
"That was kind of a chump question after those other ones." (walks away)
 
 
 
 

Hitman's answers:
1. I have lot's. Well Ozzy's the king. You gotta put that down... Megadeath...
2. Well I think they should all follow the handbook for sure. Written by myself and I'm sure you know the rest of that story. And dues should be paid constantly.
3. That's ridiculous! You go find some pussy instead.
4. (laughs) No... Your hand! Jesus Christ... Is your right one more special than your left? Jesus Christ.
5. Jesus Christ. That's ridiculous. I wouldn't pay... if it's free I guess shit why not.
6. Oh endless. Endless.
7. What?! That's ridiculous! I don't fuckin' know. Fuck yourself. Jesus Christ.
8. I never went to band camp... unless you consider this band camp.
9. A didlo! Cuz you'll be in pussy 99.9% of the time.
10. (shakes head) Get real.
11. All of the above. On top's kinda nice...
12. (mumbles) No preference! None preferably.
13. In the fuckin' donut. Or your penis, but you gotta stroke the pump to get it out...
14. (mumbles) Go to the fuckin' freezer steel it. Whatever you gotta do...
15. NO! That's just nuts. Whoever came up with that question...
16. What? My father!...
17. 1) money
   2) Pussy
   3) drugs