Full name: Lauren Elizabeth Curnutte
Birth date: December 21, 1983 Sign: Sagittarius
Occupation: U.T.I. Groupie
How long has she been a fan of U.T.I.
?:
"3.76 years."
What caused her to become a fan:
"Guess I just heard them in the
basement and thought this is cool."
What she likes the most about the
band:
"Simple Man... I like Roc's stupid
jokes."
What she feels their biggest weakness
is:
"They need to play live more...
they need to play that body song... that's a weakness because they don't
play it yet... they should play bamitzbas."
How she describes her type of guy:
"Taller than me, short spiky hair,
nice eyes, and an inch of flab to hold onto when you're having sex. Musician
preferably. Gotta be not stuck up."
How she describes the perfect date:
"Some hot guy picking me up in his
car... go to a club or somethin', dance, get our groove on, practically
having sex on the dance floor... go skinny dipping and stuff."
Some of her favorites
Color: Peacock blue
Food: Chinese and Mexican "but not
the men"
Drink: Smirnoff Ice (what she was
drinking at the time)
Bands: Black Sabbath, Godsmack,
Areosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Crows, Under The Influence
Pass time: Drinkin', smockin', hangin',
with friends, getting laid by hot guys, writing lyrics for friend's band
Movies: Dazed and Confused, Detroit
Rock City, Nightmare before Christmas
T.V. Show: Anything on the game
show network, The Osbournes, That 70's Show
Words of wisdom:
"Don't be a fake flusey, be yourself,
and worship me."
Aerosmith concert:
