"BEYOND STUPIDITY, THE NAZISM"

UNIVERSIDAD ADOLF HITLER DE ESTUDIOS AGRIOS

CATHEDRA "DEMOCRACIA NAZIONAL" OF BOASTING

The Universidad Adolf Hitler de Estudios Agrios is proud to announce the creation of the cathedra "Democracia Nazional", were graduated students can course post-degree studys of the matters of boasting and megalomania. Those post-degree studys will const on a intensive program of one of duration, that will qualify the student once finished, to present himself as the saviour of the Patria, as the spear point of a mass movement with great following and support, when the sad true is that they're just a few fools.

The program will const of three thematic areas: Candidature on elections, Public demonstrations and Mass media:

Part 1: Candidature on elections.

Ask for the vote and don't present candidature.

Our highest electoral result: 8053 votes in the european elecction of the year '99 (a big record)

Present ourselves as an option for the future, hiding that joking groups, like the Partido del Karma (Karma Party), surpass widely us in number of votes

Part 2: Public demonstrations.

Importance of call for a demonstration in places were nobody know about us

How to exaggerate the attendance counting as supporters the people that come to make fun of us

How to present something ridiculous as an success

Part 3: Mass media.

How to complain about the Mass media, and at the same time, be greedy for appear on TV

 

The students wishing to enrol in this course must prove be properly graduated in the studys of unknowing engineering, also whit their ill-temmper and boastful character.

Bibliography.

To give our students an example of a real boast, we put at the disposal of the, in our online library the press release of Democracia Nazional denying any involvement... in the suicidal attack against the WTC. (!!!!) Thats a real boast, for sure!