"BEYOND STUPIDITY, THE NAZISM"

UNIVERSIDAD ADOLF HITLER DE ESTUDIOS AGRIOS

CATHEDRA "ULTRASUR" OF SPORT SUPPORTING INCOHERENCE

Is a fact that day after day growns the attendance of members of the Angry Race to the stadiumns, for, once there, give proof in front of the thousands of spectators, plus the hundreds of thousand, or also millions that, on their TV, are also witness of their absolute lack of ideological coherence, when they support players the physical aspect of whom is not precisely the one that the Angry Race canon requires. That's the reason for create this cathedra, attending to insisting requests, to impart the master on sport supporting incoherence.

Program of the "master" on sport supporting incoherence.

We're racists, but we south like animals, supporting blacks, moors, latins and almost jews (!)

Zidane isn't moor! he just have a very pronounced french accent...

Rivaldo isn't black, he just have a very big mole...

Saviola isn't argentinian, but, as he watch a lot os argentinian series on TV, he keept the accent...

Revivo isn't jew, is celtic! Didn't you know that he played for Celta de Vigo?

Qualifying proof.

As a demostration of his knowledge of the matter, and to obtain the diplome that will prove it, the student must deliver a dossier of a minimal size of half page, justifying the fact that his favourite team have spend so much money this season for contract players that aren't form the Angry Race, and despite of this, he continues attending to the stadium.

Restrictions.

Supporters of the Athletic de Bilbao team can't, UNDER ANY REASON, be enroled to follow this course, due that almost if they are true racist, (that for sure more than a couple must have betwen them) as this team applys ethnic criterion for the sign up of players, they won't have ocassion of show their incoherence supporting non Angry Race members (and here, we don't pay attention to the fact that a racist from oputside the Basque Country can say that basques are not members of the Angry Race, if at the same time, basque racists says that they're the only members of the Angry Race living in Spain...)