STATUTES OF THE UNIVERSIDAD ADOLF HITLER DE ESTUDIOS AGRIOS
1. About the University
1.1 Objectives
The Universidad Adolf Hitler de Estudios Agrios (University Adolf Hitler of Angry Studys) is born with the purpose of clear the access of all the nazis, rednecks, boneheads, and other members of the Angry Race, that can be properly (dis)qualified to follow studys that requires a superior degree of idiocy, to the teaching instruments needed to carry their incapableness to the highest limits of the stupidity, as is wanted from the good angry nazis
1.2 Identificative symbols
The Universidad Adolf Hitler de Estudios Agrios will be identified in front of the whole wide world by its logo, the shape and meaning of wich will be depicted as follows:
It will const of a circular medallion, inside of whom will be depicted the head and neck of a donkey, beside of the initials of the university, simbolizing this noble animal the degree of inteligence expected from the students of our University
side by side of the donkey, over the borders of the medallion, a pire of burning books and a vandalised laboratory will represent the attitude of any good nazi in front of Humanities and Science, respectively
In the higher top of the medallion, a parchment with the inscription 0.0 will represent the highest access qualification allowed to join this University.
Finaly, a ribbon whit the latin inscription "Ultra stulticia, nacionalsocialismus" (Beyond stupidity, the nazism). This inscription is surely full of orthograpics and syntactic mistakes, but never mind. Or do you really think that we gonna loose our time reading a latin grammar to check it? With the sick that books gives to us...
2. About the students
2.1 Racial excellence
It must be clearly understood that any candidate to ingress on this University must be of the purest Angry Race, and as more peevish, the better.
2.2 Access normative
Any candidate to join this University must complete first of all the ordinary university acces test (the ones organized by non Angry Race-exclusive entitys on his home country). The qualification obtained on this tests will fix the access to this University, judged under the assumption that anything teached in the outside world interests us, and the fact that the student haven't allowed that non-Angry nastiness pollutes his mind is a great merit. So this qualification never can be superior to zero (0.0)
2.3 Rights of the students
In this University, the students walk pretty right, as is expected from any member of the Angry Race, of course.
2.4 Dutys of the students
Any student of this University has the obligation of show his level of ignorance, grossness, pedantry, stubbornness and cretinism at any opportunity that he can find. Specially, if there is non Angry Race members in sight.