BEYOND STUPIDITY, THE NAZISM

UNIVERSIDAD ADOLF HITLER DE ESTUDIOS AGRIOS

STUDENT CARD

Instructions to fill up the student card:

1: Print this page

2: cut out by the continuous line the student card (if you can't do it by yourselve, ask for help to a handy friend)

3: Fill up whit the requested data (check up with the spanish key) If you're illiterate, ask for help to someone than can read and write, and tell him what to write in.

4: Paste a passport size foto on the box for it

5: Sign, or mark your fingerprint, if you're illiterate.

6: Put some glue in the rear side (the blank one)

7: Bend by the discontinuous line and press to ensure it is completely sticked.

8: Wait until the glue be dry ,keep it in your wallet, and show it to everybody, to proof how much nazi (and dumb) you are.

Spanish key:

AFOTO = FOTHO
NOMBRE = NAME
APELLIOS = ZURRNAME
ESTUDIOS EN QUE TAS MATRICULAO = STUDIS YU'RE KURSING
FECHA = DATE
FIRMA O GÜELLA DASTILÁ = SIGN OR PHINGERPRINT

Reverse text:

The Universidad Adolf Hitles de Estudios Agrios (UAHEA) guarantees that the holder of this card is a dumb so great that, being (dis)abled to follow studys in this University, and having prooved the peevish excelence of his Angry Race membership, has joined the studys indicated, contracting whit that the compromise of develop his ignorance to achieve the highest peaks of the idiocy.

BEYOND STUPIDITY, THE NAZISM