UNIVERSIDAD ADOLF HITLER DE ESTUDIOS AGRIOS

MANIFESTO IN FAVOR OF THE WAR

The Cloister of this University, met in tumultuous assembly, and in strict observation of the principle of who has the biger club, has agreed to emit the following manifesto of support to the war on Iraq.



Yes to the war on Iraq.



Yes to the war on Iraq because we cannot allow to escape this opportunity to massacre thousands of civil, innocent civilians that already bear a pathetic situation, oppressed by a bloodthirsty tyranny, and asphyxiate by an commercial embargo that condemns them to hunger and shortage. Launch over them now the horror of the war in name of their liberacion is a piece of nonsense of an exquisite sadism, that we can't be able less than applauding.



Yes to the war on Iraq, because on it thousands of arabs will die , and also a great number of kurds and other iraqian ethnic minorities, none of them belonging to the arian race. Likewise, the cannon fodder of the armys of the western powers is formed by not arian ethnic groups: niggers, latin american and other racial mixes. Therefore, this war will benefit without doubt the noble cause of racism.



Yes to the war on Iraq, because, although we must pay the price of trhow out from power a dictator, Saddam Hussein, that has perpetrated a dictatorship with a level of oppression certainly commendable, it will permit us to inaugurate a new age of imperial colonialism, in which the armies of the powers of the White West will invade again the countries inhabited by inferior peoples, and will control their resources in our own benefit, reducing them to a role of submissive vassals of the Empire. In front of the perspective of face the XXI century reproducing the glorious settings of the XIX century, ¿who cares about a dictator less? Moreover, ¿perhaps any dreamer has thought that in his place we're going to establish a right and democratic regime? Be serious, please.



Yes to the war on Iraq, because, in the same countries of the White West, it will permit us to initiate a hunt of witches, accusing of anti-patriotic and enemy of the free world to all those that disagree with the imperialist manners, or that defend invalid concepts as Justice, Liberty or Human Rights, that will be eradicated in the glorious new age that approaches, governed by the Law of the Jungle.



Yes to the war on Iraq, finally, because we are idiots. And wath another posicion can be expected from an idiot?



Rectorship of the UAHEA, at January the 6th of 2003.