'{Driven' by Rush blasts across the speakers and Ogre parades out to a chorus of boos. He gives them the finger and gets into the ring. As he receives a mic, he just stands there and relishes the hatred he is receiving. He waves for more of it and the crowd pick up with there booing.}
Ogre: I love the control I have over you lot!
CROWD: ASS-HOLE! ASS-HOLE!!
Ogre: Anyway, enuff about me, and more about me. Today is THE day. The day the UAW changes for the better, and the worse for some sorry individuals for after Aftermath.
(Some of the crowd began laughing.)
Ogre: Oh shut the fuck up!!!!
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ogre: Piss-heads, anyway, i'm in a state of tranquility right now. Look at it from my point of view. I'm in a main event with Rush man... all the offence man, but you're a scrawny pasty kinda guy. You're the chunks i get in my shit, and they're my small shits!!!
(Crowd are repulsed by these comments.)
Ogre: Rush, you're in over your heard here mate. It's not good for your health. I'm gonna quite simply twat you from A to B. B being the hospital. And no i won't send you flowers either.
(Ogre leans back on the ropes a little looking at the entrance ramp, presumably awaiting someones arrival.)
Ogre: Lawson!!! You piece of poo. We go back not a long way, but we nearly had our own little group going. That's when I was dumb.
(Some fan says to his friend, "WAS dumb?")
Ogre: You're a good competitor there's no denying that, however, you aren't a competitor in the same meaning as I am. I'm a gladiator... if i had a gladiator's name it'd be 'Kickarseis Maximus'! Yeah!
(Some of the fans start laughing in pity for this sad git.)
Ogre: friggin' imbeciles... HOWEVER, wrestler by wrestler analysis over, I'm not happy with the main event tonight. Not happy at all, for two reasons. (Ogre holds up three fingers prompting more laughter.)
Ogre: One being that this should not just be any old match. Why is it any old match? RYMIEL!!! Don't tell me that this amazing main event with everyone's favourite english stalwart is a normal match! Where's the hardcore? Where's the blood rules? It's sick that you neglect our fans like this, like you neglect them every week on deathmatch by deleting ME from your card!!!
(Crowd give a whoop for Rymiel's decision.)
Ogre: Secondly, i don't want any interruptions in this match Rymiel. I know what happens when you're around and Omen hasn;t got very far since his last buggeration of one of my matches has he? If anyone comes out here and screws me, or even the other two, i'll hunt you down Rym. And you'll regret it.
(Crowd give boos for Ogre, the fat bugger he is.)
Ogre: Anyway, i've said my thing. As you can see, i'm not ready for my match, so I must dash. Hope to see you all... no, actually I don't hope to. Frig ya's all!!!
{Ogre steps out of the ring and begin to exit the hall. A couple of hours to go until the main event. What's to happen between now and then? Only time will tell.}
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.
Flashback to Rebirth 2002, the final match. Tim Lawson and Jordan Garski are staggering on their feet. Garski boots Lawson in the gut and sets him up hitting The Golden Gauntlet (Insiders Edge)!!!! Lawson hits and rolls over his shoulder and back to his feet, he lurches forward and grabs Garski hitting The Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!!!!! Lawson falls over Garski, 1................... 2....................... 3..........................
Candles raise my desire,
Why I'm so far away.
No more meaning to my life,
No more reason to stay.
Lawson is seen strutting around backstage when Ogre comes out of nowhere and the two start exchanging words. Flash to Jordan Garski challenging Lawson. Flash to Bates Masterson challenging Lawson.
Freezing, feeling,
Breathe in, breathe in...
I'm coming back again...
Lawson nails the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker) on Ogre! Lawson hits the Dirty Deed on Jordan Garski! Lawson hits Bates Masterson with the Dirty Deed! Tim Lawson stands on the turnbuckle with the UAW Arena Championship in the air.
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.
Hooligan smashes his rock-like forehead into Outcast, sending the spirit champion staggering. Outcast is suddenly on the top rope, and leaps off! Hooligan rears his leg back and unloads a massive ball-shot, Outcast lays on the mat convulsing as Hooligan get's the pinfall.
Hazing clouds rain on my head,
Empty thoughts fill my ears.
Find my shade by the moonlight,
Why my thoughts aren't so clear.
The backstage brawl between Omen, Xtreme, Strife,
Sinister, and Slayer rages. Slayer powerbombs Strife. Strife spears Xtreme
into Slayer and knocks both men down. Xtreme pops Strife in the head with
a chair!!!!!!
Xtreme turns and kicks Slayer in the stomach, setting up and hitting the
Xtreme Stunner (TKO)!!! Xtreme pins, 1.......................................
2.......................................... 3...........................................................
Demons dreaming,
Breathe in, breathe in...
I'm coming back again...
KillerBee is seen taking several powerbombs. A chairshot, a second, and a third. BDC hits The Big Drop (Sky High)!! BDC hits Aftermath (Double Chokelift Slam). KB still get's up after every shot. Finally it shows him screaming loud and strong as the fans boo him unmercilessly.
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.
Bates Masterson and Jordan Garski exchange words in Garski's lockerroom. The triple threat between Bates, Lawson and Garski - Garski starts unloading right and left hands into the champion, who seems to be unconscious for the most part. Bates suddenly launches Lawson forward into Garski. Bates leaps in and pops Garski in the face, planting him with The Stroke (Front Russian Sweep)!!!!!!
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.
Omen hops off the apron before the referee sees him. Ogre explodes from the corner and clotheslines Lawson hard! Ogre pulls him to his feet and hits the Union Jack Hammer (Stiff Powerbomb) into the very center of the ring! Ogre drops to pin, 1...................................... 2.......................................................... just as the referee's hand touches the mat Rush kicks Ogre in the head!!! The referee waves his arms, continuing the match. Ogre screams in rage and jumps to his feet. Rush attacks with everything he has, but Ogre doesn't seem to feel it. Ogre grabs Rush and hurls him over the top rope and to the outside. Lawson meanwhile scampers to the corner.
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.
The Spirit Championship appears. Hooligan and Outcast fade in behind it.
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.
The Survival Championship appears. Chris Moore and Josh Reetz fade in behind it.
Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo.
Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo.
The Stronghold Championship appears. Bates Masterson
and Jordan Garski fade in behind it.
So far away...
I'm not the one who's so far away...
I'm not the one who's so far away...
I'm not the one who's so far away...
The Arena Championship appears. Tim Lawson, Ogre, and Rush Man fade in behind it. The words slowly come to the foreground reading, "Let it Begin"
(Lyrics by Godsmack, Voodoo)
{The walls and ceiling of the UAW Arena
in NYC explode with flames. "When Worlds Collide", by Powerman
5000 shakes the arena as the pyro display continues to grow and throw their
fiery hands in the air. The speakers continue to blast as the fans are seen
on their feet. The crowd is electric with an atmosphere like gasoline, and
twice as volatile. The lights flash and flare as they spin uncontrollably,
the camera's pan through the crowd and catch several of the better signs........
"UAW's doormat says NMW"
"The Big Unit will crush the Golden God"
"The Unvincible KB"
"Where is the Heavy Ryder???"
"Let the flames of Kaos consume"
"Most Influential Champ Ever!"
"Who will remain?!"
"DEATHMATCH!"
"Ogre's Hour"
The camera's move back and to the announcers seated behind their table.
Daniel Carson and Terry Carter both smile and wave to the crowd.}
Daniel Carson: Welcome to Aftermath 2002 UAW fans! Tonight we have a night that leaves NO DOUBT in the atmosphere and outcome of tonight.
Terry Carter: Start the Deathmatch!
Daniel Carson: Calm down Terry
Terry Carter: START THE DEATHMATCH!
Daniel Carson: Terry, first we have a message from Rymiel waiting
Terry Carter: Dammit, I want blood
Daniel Carson: I think you'll get your fill from that match
Terry Carter: C4..... barbed wire..... I love this
Daniel Carson: And you probably don't even love your own parents
Terry Carter: My parents are bastards
Daniel Carson: I rest my point, let's run the card....
Match 1. Survival Championship. Chris
Moore (c) Vs. "Above Average" Josh Reetz
Match 2. Stronghold Championship. Bates Masterson (c) Vs. "The Golden
God" Jordan Garski
Match 3. Tag Match. Hazard & HardKore Vs. Jeff Martin & Mr. Electricity
Match 4. Japanese Deathmatch. Xtreme Vs. KillerBee Vs. ??? Vs. ???
Match 5. Spirit Championship. Eel Cage. Outcast (c) Vs. Hooligan
Match 6. Arena Championship. Ogre Vs. Rush Man Vs. "Bad Influence"
Tim Lawson (c)
Daniel Carson: One hell of a card!
Terry Carter: I have to wait THAT long for the deathmatch?
Daniel Carson: Deal with it
Terry Carter: Shut up Danny.....
{"Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits. The crowd boos and cheers as the owner and commissioner of the UAW - Rymiel - appears and makes his way to the ring. Rymiel walks in carrying a sleeve of papers under one arm. He climbs the stairs and into the ring, looking cocky as hell he struts around before bringing the microphone up and starts to speak.}
Rymiel: Welcome to Aftermath friends! One year ago tonight Knockout beat HardKore in a HiaC match for the Weaponmaster champion, finishing it with a Black Out (Reverse Inverted DDT) from the top of the cell down through the announcers tables....... One year ago tonight Big Daddy Cain won the Survival Championship from Hazard with The Big Drop (Sky High)....... And one year ago we had one of the worst matches to grace the UAW in a long period of time...... In the Arena-Cage Maximus defeated Ravage to become the Arena Champion..... roll the damn clip......
~Ravage runs forward, trying to spear Maximus, but Maximus knees him in the chest and hooks him in. The crowd roars and Maximus lifts Ravage up and hits Maximum Override (Last Ride Powerbomb), crushing Ravage against the floor. There's a moment of near silence as the floor creaks and splits, then Maximus and Ravage both falls through as the wooden floor breaks in half. Maximus lands on his feet but falls down, and Ravage just lands hard. Maximus crawls over and pins, but Rymiel is still hanging from the ceiling, nearly twenty feet up. Maximus grabs the nearby helmet and throws it, it nails Rymiel in the face, and the jolt causes the chain to slip! Rymiel falls twenty feet facefirst into the sand. As he hits his hand hits the sand 1...... it bounces and falls again 2...... it lays still on the sand. Maximus reaches a leg out and kicks Rymiel's arm up, it falls..... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Winner, and NEW UAW ARENA CHAMPION, MAXIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
Rymiel: Yeah yeah yeah, anyway - this night has been a night of legends. Tonight will be no different. But we need to do some work on the main event. See, I've kept Ogre off the card for the last several weeks - and no one's seemed to miss the big moron
{The crowd pops}
Rymiel: So I've been searching through the records. And looky what I found!
{Rymiel brings the papers up and puts on reading glasses}
Rymiel: Line 321, paragraph B, in the rules and statements of intent rulings. 'The trespasser will forfeit all rights and privledges upon physical harm to UAW material and property. This will INCLUDE all matches, titles, and a legal fine issued by the police department for damages...."
Rymiel: Guess what that means Ogre? Tonights main event is Rush Man Vs. Tim Lawson! Enjoy everyone!
{"Leader of Men" hits and Rymiel leaves the ring. Walking up the ramp and into the back.}
Daniel Carson: Rymiel is definately back to his old tricks
Terry Carter: Hasn't he learned? When he screws someone over they beat the living hell outta him
Daniel Carson: You'd think he'd remember that after this long eh?
Terry Carter: Indeed
Match 1. Survival Championship. Chris Moore (c) Vs. "Above Average" Josh Reetz
Daniel Carson: This is Reetz's return shot since he lost the title to Chris Moore
{"Where the Party At", by Jagged Edge hits the sound system like a bomb. Josh Reetz bursts through the curtains and comes out onto the stage. He throws a cameraman out of his way and storms down to the ring, his normal collection of ladies absent and he tears down the rampway and into the ring. Josh Reetz leaps onto the turnbuckle and calls to the crowd which greets him warmly.}
{"Sinner", by Drowning Pool starts and the current Survival Champion - Chris Moore walks out through the curtain. The crowd boos the big man as he flicks them off and grabs some fan by the head, shoving them backwards out of their chair. Chris makes his way to the ring, continually bitching out the crowd before he rolls inside and slowly removes the belt. Josh Reetz starts talking shit, and Chris takes a swing, clocking Reetz with the belt before the bell!}
Daniel Carson: That's a cheapshot
Terry Carter: Cheapshot yes, effective? Oh hell yes
The bell rings and Chris tosses the championship out of the ring. Reetz is staggering trying to get up. Chris Moore grabs him by the back of the neck and pulls him to his feet, Moore turns and slams a fist into Reetz's side, then another, another. Moore scoops Reetz up and slams him. Moore waits as Reetz get's to his feet, then levels him with a running big boot! Chris grabs the former champ and pulls him to his feet, whipping the challenger into the ropes and hitting a brutal clothesline!
Moore grabs Reetz and throws him across the ring, then runs in and sends a boot slamming into Josh's ribs! Chris challenges Reetz to get to his feet and waits. Reetz staggers up, and Chris charges in, Josh ducks the clothesling and spins around - only to recieving another clothesline from Chris Moore as he turns and nails another clothesline! Josh Reetz staggers and sways, Chris Moore runs after him and grabs a handful of hair, slamming Reetz's head into the turnbuckle! Reetz staggers backwards, and Chris comes off the ropes again, hitting a hard clothesline for the third time!
Daniel Carson: This match is totally one sided
Terry Carter: If Reetz doesn't put up some form of offense he won't last four minutes
Chris Moore grabs Reetz and hooks him up, hitting a release northern lights suplex. The champion is back on his feet and grabs Reetz pulling him up. Moore locks him in and hits a hard snap powerbomb! Josh stagger to his feet, using the ropes to pull himself up. Chris charges over and body splashes Reetz against the ropes, Moore whips Reetz across the ring and into the opposite turnbuckle. Moore walks over calmly and pulls Reetz out, setting him up for a second powerbomb, then driving him into the turnbuckle! Moore levels a huge boot on Reetz's neck and presses, choking him. The referee comes over and starts the count, at 4 Moore stops, and takes a step back. Reetz grabs the ropes and starts to pull himself upright - but Moore throws the referee out of the way and spears Reetz hard. Chris hooks the challenger up and holds him in a cradle airborne. Chris very slowly and carefully leans against the ropes and starts climbing!
Daniel Carson: What is he trying?
Chris get's onto the second rope, then jumps and falls backwards, hitting a 2nd rope fisherman DDT!
Terry Carter: Ohhhhhhh ouch
Chris stomps on Reetz a few times, then grabs him by the shirt and pulls him to his feet. Chris rams an elbow into the challengers face, then throws him back down to the mat. Chris grabs one of Reetz's ankles and starts stomping on the knee! Reetz is in pain and tries to get away, but Moore has a solid anklelock and continues stomping away.
Daniel Carson: Moore isn't just trying to win, he's trying to cripple Josh Reetz! Get someone out here to stop him
Chris stops his beating and backs off a moment, both arms held up in the air celebrating the pain he's caused. The crowd boos loudly. Chris walks over and grabs Reetz by the hair, ripping him off the canvas and onto his feet. Reetz collapses again, the injured leg giving out under the pressure. Chris laughs and grabs Reetz by the neck, hauling him into the air and choking him. Reetz fights weakly, but is totally outmatched. Chris slings Reetz off to one side as the referee starts to get in his face. Reetz collapses into a corner as Chris corners the referee on the other side of the ring.
Referee Malcolm Stains starts to trash talk Chris Moore back, and poke the big man in the chest. Chris smiles chillingly and grabs Malcolm Stains by the throat. He turns and takes a few steps out from the turnbuckle, his hand still fixed hard on Stains' neck. With a roar Chris lifts and hits Kaos Rising (Huge Chokeslam) on Malcolm Stains!!!! The referee is layed out. Chris laughs again as he looks around and sees the carnage he's caused.
Daniel Carson: He's proud of himself
Terry Carter: I would be
Chris parades around the ring, then movement is seen outside. Someone charges over the security railing, two security workers and hit and drop.
Daniel Carson: It's the turncoat!!! SPIKE MOORE!!!
Terry Carter: And Chris aint looking.....
Spike Moore, wearing a bright NMW shirt scoops up the Survival Championship that Chris tossed out of the ring and slides in. Chris turns around and stops, shocked to see Spike there. Spike on the other hand isn't phased in the slightest and leaps into the air, smashing the belt into Chris's forehead!!!!!! Spike spits on his brother and stomps on him a few times. The crowd is booing loudly and Spike climbs a turnbuckle, pointing at his NMW shirt and yelling to the crowd. Spike continues to promote his new federation when HardKore, Lawson and Bates appear on the stage. Spike sees them and wastes no time bailing, but by the time he's out of the ring their halfway down the rampway! Spike leaps the barricade and tears through the crowd, meanwhile the UAW loyalists once more give chase.
Daniel Carson: Spike might have just cost Chris the title!
In the ring Josh Reetz watched it all, and he laughs now, crawling over and pinning Chris in a tight cradle. The referee comes to just enough to turn and starts the count, 1......................................... 2.................................................. 3............................................................................
Announcer: Winner at 4:56, and NEW UAW Survival Champion, "Above Average" Josh Reetz!!
Daniel Carson: Reetz takes the title back..... even though he did nothing to deserve it
Terry Carter: Do you remember what Lawson said about interference? 'Everything you do has a reaction, it's just as important as the matches', THAT is what he said. This just proves it
Daniel Carson: Proves that bad laws of nature do exist
{"Driven", by Rush hits, and the crowd boos loudly as Ogre walks out onto the stage. He scowls at the crowd.}
Ogre: I'm not 'ere for you!
{They boo louder}
Ogre: Rymiel! I heard your announcement, and that aint gonna happen. I will have that match, I will kick Lawsons arse. By ANY means necissary.
{There's no sign of Rymiel}
Ogre: I know your watching this you limey [ ]!
{Still nothing}
Ogre: RYMIEL! You want it all on the table, FINE! I'll put my CONTRACT on the line.......
{The crowd both cheers and boos at this idea. The screen comes to life with Rymiel smiling}
Rymiel: You'll put your contract on the line..... you lose and you get out of my hair forever?
Ogre: Aye
Rymiel: Accepted!! Your back in the match!
Ogre: 'Ay Rym.....
Rymiel: What?
Ogre: On one condition m'boy, no interference
Rymiel: Done!
{Ogre smirks}
Ogre: Ya won't be gettin me contract Rymiel
Rymiel: We'll see about that, won't we?
{Rymiel disappears and Ogre looks out over the crowd, then smirks and walks backstage again}
Daniel Carson: Holy crap! Ogre just put his contract on the line!! This could be the big man's last night!
Terry Carter: That does change things a bit.....
Daniel Carson: Sure does
{The screen comes back to life, once more Rymiel is seen}
Rymiel: Oh yes, and we have the Stronghold Championship on the line next. I think we still don't have a match type for it, so I've made an executive decision. The Stronghold Championship will be held inside 'THE BOX'.....
{Rymiel smirks}
Daniel Carson: That's a Slaughterhouse match
Terry Carter: What the hell is it?
Daniel Carson: A small cell, with a ton of weapons involved. At the ten minute mark the door opens and the first one to step out wins. Generally by that point only one person can walk
{Rymiel pipes in}
Rymiel: Yes yes yes, a Slaughterhouse match I know, but they won't mind. It's in tribute to their beautiful attack on the NMW during their show last sunday. It was a marvel to behold. So this is how I show my appreciation
Daniel Carson: he shows his appreciation by stealing the match??
Terry Carter: This is Rymiel
Daniel Carson: Yeah, but still - that's just not right
Match 2. Stronghold Championship. The Box. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski Vs. Bates Masterson (c)
{"Wait and Bleed", by Slipknot hits as the golden lights starts to fill the arena. Jordan Garski pops through the curtain and walks over to the edge of the stage. He smirks as the Box sits in the middle of the ring. Garski walks to the other side and calls out to the crowd. Finally with the crowd roaring their support the Golden God makes his way down the rampway, all the time slapping hands as he passes.}
Daniel Carson: His actions thursday sure don't seem to have lessened the fans respect and love for that man
Terry Carter: Yeah, but neither man in this match is a heel
{Bates Masterson walks out as "ADIDAS", by Korn plays. Bates doesn't make the motions, he just keeps walking straight ahead, his eyes burning as he clenches and releases his fists. Garski in the Box already motions for him to hurry up.}
Terry Carter: This should satisfy me until the Deathmatch
Bates storms into the Box and catches Garski in a spear, ramming him into the wall of the cell. Garski doesn't seem tpo notice as he pounds downwards on Bates's back. Bates tries to body drop the Golden God, but Garski rolls off his back and hits a beautiful spinning wheel kick to the back of Masterson's head! Bates falls facefirst into the garabge can full of weapons. Garski smiles and grabs him by the hair, pulling him up again, but Bates spins and rams a nightstick into Garski's leg! The challenger hobbles back a step and Bates steps in cracking him across the face! Garski falls to his hands and knees. Bates stands over him and slowly raises the nightstick up over his head, then brings it down across the rear of Jordan's! The Golden God collapses onto the mat.
Daniel Carson: It could already be over!
Bates takes a stroll around the ring, as he does he spins the nightstick expertly. Garski is already starting to move though, by the time Bates turns around to look Garski is on his feet. Bates charges, but Jordan leaps up and plants a hard dropkick to Bates's face, knocking the champion back. Bates hits the wall of the Box and hurls the nightstick at Jordan who ducks and moves to the side. The weapon skids through the bars and falls outside.
Both men stop and look at each other, then their gaze slowly moves over to the plethora of weapons still waiting. Both men move identical to each other, slowly approaching the weapon filled trash can.
Terry Carter: Kinda like a standoff eh?
Daniel Carson: A wrestling standoff
Both men suddenly lunge, Bates grabs a kendo stick, but Jordan grabs it and yanks it away from Bates. Bates once more grabs onto it, and pulls. Jordan releases and Bates is thrown off balance and takes a step back, but he readies the kendo stick and turns back to face Garski - only to recieve a traffice sign to the face! Bates staggers back and drops the kendo stick. Garski drops the sign and DDT's Bates directly onto it! Garski floats over straddling Bates and grabs him by the neck, smashing the champion's head into the sign over and over again as he pounds. Finally Garski climbs off and picks up the kendo stick, spinning it once. Bates get's to his feet groggily, and takes the full blown THWAK from the stick as Garski fells him like a tree.
Garski checks the timer, and see's it's only 2 minutes in. Jordan pulls Bates to his feet adn whips him across the canvas and into the steel wall! Bates hits and arches his back in pain - Jordan charges in and plants a hard dropkick to Bates's chest, slamming him back into the wall again. Garski grabs the injured champion and hooks him up for a pump handle, but Bates reverses and slides down Garski's back. He locks the Golden God into a full nelson and runs forward, cracking the challengers head into the steel! Bates laughs as he starts dragging Jordan's skull back and forth over the cell bars, Garski's head rebounding off each one like a stick on fenceposts.
Daniel Carson: I don't know if Garski will remember who he is after that!
Bates let's Jordan drop and walks over to the weapons, pulling out a mallet?!
Daniel Carson: This won't end well
He walks over to Garski who struggles to stand, and brings the mallet back - but Garski ducks the shot and snaps a foot up quickly catching Bates by surprise and in the groin! Bates drops the hammer and falls to his knees. Garski calmly picks up the hammer and bounces it around in his hand a few times. Meanwhile Bates is still on his knees in pain. Bates recovers alittle and looks up just in time to take a full swing to the forehead!!! Bates is launched back a few feet and layed out cold. Blood runs from a burst in the skin on Bates's forehead.
Terry Carter: There's the blood we expected
Daniel Carson: And one of the concussions
Jordan smirks at the hammer and tucks the handle away at his waistband, the timer only reads 4:25 now. Jordan makes his way to the weapons and pulls a steel chair from the mix, he walks over and lays it on Bates's face. The Golden God starts climbing the inside of the cell. With no turnbuckle he get's to the top and grabs onto it, going hand over hand like monkey bars until he's hanging over Bates's body. Garski releases and falls, heels first onto the chair! Bates's body convulses as the chair is squashed into his face. Garski kicks the chair out of the way, there's now alot of blood.
Daniel Carson: Bates may be seriously injured after that
Jordan pulls Bates to his feet and slams him down with a hard STO! Garski once more pulls him up and throws the champion into the steel wall, Bates hits and falls backwards, right into Garski's waiting arms and back. Garski lifts Bates up for the Golden Gauntlet (Insiders Edge), and nails it onto the chair!!! Bates just lays there and Garski pushes him off the chair. The Golden God pulls the chair up and opens it, taking a seat. Garski calls to the announcer, who rolls something in to him. Garski opens the coke, and takes a drink, relaxing while waiting for the door to be opened. ALmost thirty seconds go by as he drinks and toasts to the crowd. Finally Garski is about to drink, and a foot launches up from the canvas, kicking the bottle into Jordan's face! Garski falls backwards out of the chair, his lip split from the bottle. Bates, very slowly, stagger to his feet. Jordan meanwhile get's up quickly and tests himself, seeing blood he get's pissed.
Daniel Carson: I can't believe Bates is up
Terry Carter: He's not up by much
Garski charges in, but Bates ducks the clothesline and swipes the hammer from Garski's waistband. Jordan feels the hammer leave, and turns around with a look that says 'shit', taking the hammer blow to the forehead! Bates challenges and screams, and Garski pops back up, and takes a second hammershot. Bates pulls Jordan to his knees and holds him there by a handful of hair. He brings the hammer way back, then swings, but Jordan pushes him away and dodges the hit! Bates swings again, but Jordan kicks the hammer out of his hands! Jordan leaps for a backkick, but Bates sidesteps and catches him in the air! Bates charges and throws Jordan into cell wall. Jordan falls backwards onto his feet and staggers, Bates grabs him by the hair and yanks his head back, hitting a DD DDT!!!!!
Daniel Carson: What a fight!!!
Bates get's back to his feet and grabs the kendo stick that was dropped. As Garski lays on his back Bates measures up, and strikes Garski across the stomach. The Golden God siezes up and rolls into the fetal position, Bates continues striking him over and over and over with the kendo stick across the ribs and back! Bates pulls Garski to his feet, he sets him up for the Stroke (Front Russian Sweep), both men pause as they see the clock.
9:56
9:57
9:58
Bates attempts to drive Garski down, but Jordan backs out of the hold and kicks Bates forwards.
9:59
Bates comes back in and ducks a spinning wheel kick. Both men having a surge of adrenaline in the final moments.
10:00
The door is pulled open, but both men are fighting to put the other one down first. Bates locks his arms around Jordan and hits a capture suplex! But Garski rolls back to his feet and leaps forward, leveling Bates with a flying roundhouse! Bates rolls to his feet and charges, spearing Garski from the side as the Golden God was about to leave the Box. Bates starts hammering Garski, and Garski returns the favor, both men roll along the edge of the Box as they blast each other with rights and lefts. Garski manages to catch both Bates's arms, and he leaps, driving both heels into the Big Unit's chest and throwing him backwards! Bates hits the corner and stops, and Garski get's up. Now the door is at the corner between them. Both men slowly start approaching it. Bates scoops up the chair that caused him such injuries, as his blood stains the mat. Jordan get's the hammer that Bates tossed aside.
Both men lunge for the door, Bates brings the chair across from the left, Garski the hammer from the right! Both men smash each other in the head and collapse as they fall - spilling to the outside!!!
Daniel Carson: Holy shit!!!
{Both men lay on the ground motionless. The referee comes over to the announcers table and starts watching the slow motion replay. Both men hit each other, fall into one another, then tumble through the doorway. Bates lands shoulder first, and Garski at the same time lands on one arm.}
Announcer: This match has been called a draw..... And still UAW Stronghold Champion, Bates Masterson!!!!!
Daniel Carson: Bates defends his title in what was no doubt the most brutal match of his career
Terry Carter: Not alot of moves, but every one of them hurt
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{Backstage Brian Johnson is standing beside Rush Man}
Brian Johnson: I'm here with Rush, who just announced he was forfeiting the main event tonight.....
{The crowd boos}
Brian Johnson: Rush, why are you leaving the matchup?
Rush Man: Ogre's put his contract on the line. Me and the big man don't like each other - never really have. But you know what? I respect him, I've seen and experienced what he can do. Tonight may be his final night in the UAW. I've decided that the last thing he needs is one more person there to jeopardize his career. He's only doing this because Rymiel's an ass[ ]..... Ogre, good luck. You know that Bastard has something in the works now......
Brian Johnson: Does that mean your done for the night Rush?
Rush Man: Hell no, the fans came here to see Rush in action - and see it they shall. Xtreme.......
{The crowd can be heard cheering because they know what's coming}
Rush Man: I accept your challenge
{The crowd roars as Rush Man smiles}
Rush Man: Rush Man rules ass....
{Rush turns and walks off camera}
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Daniel Carson: Did he just say he rules ass?
Terry Carter: Yes he did
Daniel Carson: How are we supposed to take that? Like he's a sex god, or a homosexual?
Terry Carter: I'm not entirely sure......
Match 3. Tag Match. Hazard & HardKore Vs. Jeff Martin & Mr. Electricity
{"School of Hard Knocks", by POD hits and HardKore pops through the curtains to a tremendous thunder from the crowd. HardKore stops at the edge of the stage and waits. A moment later, "Danger on the Side", blasts and Hazard walks out joining him. Both men continue down to the ring. They climb in and mount the opposite turnbuckles, cheering for the crowd.}
{Suddenly the speakers come on, but it's not music it's Jeff Martin and Mr. E talking}
Jeff Martin: See! That's such a totally great idea
Mr. E: It is beautiful, so we do plan B?
Jeff Martin: Betcha five bucks it works
Mr. E: Betcha five bucks it does
Jeff Martin: You can't counter-bet me the same thing I bet you
Mr. E: I'm not going to take a losing bet!
Jeff Martin: Well you can't bet it back against me
Mr. E: Can too
Jeff Martin: Can not
Mr. E: Can too!
Jeff Martin: Can not!
{At this point both men come out through the curtain, apparantly unaware that their music wasn't playing, or that they were being broadcast across the arena.}
Jeff Martin: It's a rule! You can't break a rule!
Mr. E: You break rules all the time!
Jeff Martin: Like when?
Mr. E: When you made the rule that no other rules affected you.....
Jeff Martin: Yeah, that's one of my best
Mr. E: Ten bucks says the cops won't believe it
Jeff Martin: Your on!!
{Both men seem to now notice they're on, as they reach the ring. They shrug to each other and slide under the ropes.}
Daniel Carson: That was.....
Terry Carter: Exactly what we expect from those two
The bell rings and Jeff Martin starts out against Hazard. Both men circle for a moment, then lock up, Hazard hits a fast arm drag and immediately wraps his legs around Martin's shoulder, yanking backwards!
Daniel Carson: God! And armbar already!
Jeff Martin scrambles and fights, pushing and clawing his way towards the ropes, but Hazard locks down and pulls him back! Martin reaches over and jabs a thumb into Hazard's eye! The hold is broken as Hazard holds a hand to his face. Jeff Martin whips him into the ropes and levels him with a charging shoulder block. Martin bounces off the nearby ropes and drops a leg across Hazards neck. Martin pulls Hazard up and whips him into the ropes, throwing a hard elbow into his path, but Hazard ducks and grabs Martin, hitting a high back drop!
Terry Carter: Good reversal by Hazard
Hazard makes his way over and tags in HardKore. HardKore blows into the ring and kicks Jeff in the face, then dashes by him and punches Mr. E off the apron. Martin meets HardKore's return with a roundhouse kick of his own, staggering the former Arena champion. Martin runs in and grabs him by the hair, bulldogging HardKore into the mat. Martin is back on his feet and he tags Mr. E as the Electric One returns to the apron. Mr. E comes into the ring and starts stomping on HardKore, kicking him in the head everytime he tries to get up. The referee finally pulls Mr. E off.
HardKore is back on his feet, and Mr. E comes in with a hard right hand, but HardKore ducks and catches him in a full nelson, lifting E up off the mat and them slamming him down! HardKore drops and slams a fist into Mr. E's face. HardKore stands, and then drops to one knee and sends the fist screaming in again. HardKore starts to repeat this over and over until Martin leaps the rope and kicks him in the head! Martin is backed out of the ring by the referee. Meanwhile Mr. E get's to his feet unsteady. HardKore comes in with a huge clothesline - Mr. E catches HardKore's fist! Mr. E smiles and slams a knee into HardKore's gut, then swiftly lifts and drops HardKore with the Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver)!!!!
Daniel Carson: Circuit Breaker!! Circuit Breaker!!! It could be over!!!!
Mr. E pins HardKore, 1........................... 2..................................... kickout!!!
Terry Carter: That was close!!
HardKore is wobbly coming to his feet, and Mr E meet him with a hard shot to the face. Electricity once more scoops HardKore up and plants him with a stalling piledriver! Mr. E pins again, 1............................. 2............................. kickout!! Mr. E pulls HardKore to his feet and let's him stand there a moment, then Mr. E shoves him back into his corner? HardKore hits the turnbuckle and weakly tags in Hazard - still rattled from the Circuit Breaker. Hazard enters the ring slowly, wary of whatever Mr. E has in store. Meanwhile Jeff Martin pounds on the ropes and yells loud enough to be heard.
Jeff Martin: FIVE BUCKS SAYS YOUR AN IDIOT!
Mr. E ignores Martin and nods to Hazard, calling him out to the center of the ring. Hazard carefully walks over. Mr. E just nods once, then both men fire off on each other, Hazard getting the better of it, and pounding Mr. E into a corner. Hazard mounts the ropes and starts battering an elbow into Mr. E's forehead. He hits four times, then jumps backwards off the turnbuckle, grabbing Mr. E's head between his legs and hitting a hurricarana!! Hazard pops back to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle. He signals in on Mr. E and takes flight, coming down with a huge guillotine legdrop, but E thrusts an fist upwards, and catches Hazard in the junk! Hazard's leg still connects, but the master of submissions is left in severe pain. Mr. E fights through the pain and pulls himself to his corner - and tags in Jeff Martin.
Jeff Martin charges in and knee's Hazard in the face! Martin yanks Hazard off the mat and nails a snap suplex, then a second, and he rolls it over into a third! Martin pulls Hazard to his feet, but Hazard strikes with a stiff uppercut, shocking Martin and sending him back several steps. Hazard grabs that arm, and goes for an armdrag, getting it - but Martin shakes him off before he can lock on another armbar!
Daniel Carson: Martin was ready for that trick
Hazard smiles and laughs, meanwhile Martin circles him. Both men lock up again and Martin loops around behind, lifting Hazard up and driving him down with a hard german suplex. Martin stands up and snaps a roundhouse kick off at HardKore. HardKore bursts through the ropes into the ring, but the referee stops him. While the referee is distracted Jeff Martin slips something from the rim of his boots.
Terry Carter: Brass knuckles? Is that plan B?
Daniel Carson: Doesn't really matter what plan it is, it'll do the job..... unfortunately
Jeff Martin rears back and pops Hazard square between the eyes! The Master of Submissions drops like a sack of potatoes. Martin pins and yells to the referee. The ref drops to count, but HardKore never left the ring. He tears from his corner and soccer kick's Martin in the face - then starts pointing at the brass knuckles sitting nearby, trying to show them to the ref. The referee is about to look when Martin 'accidentally' kicks the referee's legs, knocking him to the mat. HardKore scoops up the knuckles and puts them on. Martin sees this and rolls out of the ring quickly. HardKore challenges him, but Martin seems to be complaining that he won't wrestle someone who cheats.
Daniel Carson: Hello pot, this is the kettle - guess what!
HardKore takes off the knuckles and hurls them up the rampway at Martin. Jeff sees the knuckles go and returns to the ring. He rolls under the rope and get's to his feet, the referee is back on his feet and the match is set to continue. HardKore smiles and lunges for Martin, but the Weaponmaster champion leaps backwards and blind tag's Mr. E. Martin wastes no time leaping over the ropes and nodding to Mr. E to go take care of business. Mr. E sighs and enters the ring.
Hazard is recovering on the outside, meanwhile Jeff Martin slips off the apron and goes to retrieve his knuckles. HardKore and Mr. E lock up, HardKoe takes the advantage, pushing E into the ropes, then whipping him across the ring. HardKore ducks for a back drop, but E stops short and uses the positioning to lift HardKore into the air and powerbomb him onto the mat!!!!! HardKore rolls to his feet unphased, Mr. E is stunned.
Daniel Carson: Remember that powerbomb match between HardKore and Maximus...... those things probably don't even phase him anymore
Terry Carter: Oh I remember......
Mr. E lashes out with a right hand, but it's blocked and HardKore rocks him with one punch, two punches, three punches. HardKore raises the first high, then slams it into Mr. E's kisser, knocking the challenger across the ring and into his corner. Jeff Martin pats E on the shoulder and semi-discretely hands him the knuckles. Mr. E sees the knuckles and shakes his head no, dropping them and kicking them out of the ring.
Jeff Martin sighs and asks the sky why his partner is an idiot. Mr. E bursts from the corner and connects with a hard clothesline to HardKore, spinning the former champ through the air. Mr. E pumps his arms and grabs HardKore, whipping him into the turnbuckle and following in with a hard clothesline. Mr. E lifts HardKore up onto the top and sets him up, climbing and positioning for a Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver) off the top! But HardKore reverses, and drops off the back, Mr. E turns around and drops - right into The Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner)!!!!!!! Mr. E bounces back to his feet, then falls flat. Jeff Martin is pulling his hair out on the apron. HardKore pins, the referee drops to count, 1........................................ 2................................ the referee is yanked out of the ring by Jeff Martin. Martin bounces the ref's head off the apron once, then slides in.
Daniel Carson: Martin just dropped the referee
Jeff Martin puts the knuckles on and catches HardKore with a full punch to the face, and HardKore drops to the mat. Jeff Martin helps Mr. E up. Mr. E slaps the knuckles out of Martin's hand and starts to argue with him. Hazard slides into the ring and hits Mr. E from behind, catapulting him into Jeff Martin! Martin falls through the ropes and onto the outside. Hazard helps HardKore up. Mr. E get's to his feet and turns around, HardKore bends down and pulls his feet out from under him - setting Mr. E up in the HardKore Hell (Liontamer)!!!!
Terry Carter: Whoa! Hazard's been teaching HardKore a thing or two!!
With no referee there are no rules. Hazard drops and locks on the Coup de Grace (Ultimate Armbar) as well. Mr. E is in intense pain and tapping out wildy. Jeff Martin stands up on the outside and looks in. Hazard locks eyes with him. Jeff Martin watches for a long moment, then turns and starts walking up the rampway.
Daniel Carson: He's leaving his partner???? What the hell!
Terry Carter: Ohhhhhh the plot thickens!
The crowd is booing loudly as Jeff Martin retreats, at the stage he stops, and looks back. He hangs his head for a moment then turns and charges down the rampway. The fans cheer wildly as he slides into the ring and hits HardKore from behind, grabbing him and throwing him out of the ring! Hazard get's up and takes a stiff sidekick! Sending the Master of Submissions back into the ropes. Jeff Martin charges and clotheslines him over the top as well. Mr. E is on the mat in pain, and Jeff kneels to help him up. Martin get's Mr. E into a sitting position, then punches him in the face!!!!!
Daniel Carson: What the hell?!
Martin stands up and stomps on Mr. E several more times before kicking him once more in the head, he screams loud enough to be heard.
Jeff Martin: YOU FREAK! [ ] YOU AND YOUR MORALS! WE COULD HAVE HAD THIS WON! BETS OVER, I WIN. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
{Jeff leaves the ring and starts walking up the rampway as the crowd roars like an anrgy beast. Martin ignores them and disappears backstage. In the ring HardKore and Hazard slide in - and the referee claws his way back into the ring. Hazard and HardKore look at each other, then the layed out Mr. E. The referee starts telling them to end the match, but both men shake their head no. They help the unconscious E to his feet and carry him out of the ring. Hazard stays behind to explain what happened. Finally the referee understands and calls for the bell.}
Announcer: Winner due to disqualitifcation......
{Hazard whispers something to the Announcer who nods}
Announcer: .... and his partner being a bitch, Mr. Electricity!!!
{The crowd cheers as he's helped up the ramp by the two men that beat the hell out of him}
Daniel Carson: Mr. E is going to be pissed when he realizes what's happened
Terry Carter: And now Martin has three men after him....
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{Rymiel is sitting in his office, the phone to his ear. The camera movs around to show his numbers, and the readout says 'Slaughterhouse Commissioners Office.}
{The phone rings several times.}
Fred Stipe: Hello?
Rymiel: Hey, this is Rymiel
Fred Stipe: How's it going?
Rymiel: Pretty good, pretty good. Hey listen, we have to talk about this NMW thing
Fred Stipe: I totally agree, they're getting out of control!
Rymiel: Yeah, so anyway something needs to be done. Can I talk to Nightshade?
{There's silence for a moment}
Fred Stipe: Why would you want to talk to Nightshade?
Rymiel: Well is *IS* the commissioner, your not too bright are ya?
{Rymiel laughs, thinking it's an excellent joke. Stipe seems less than pleased}
Fred Stipe: Ohh... yeah, right. Who are you again?
{Now Rymiel seems to be alittle miffed}
Rymiel: I'm Rymiel! Owner of the UAW? Commissioner? The most powerful man in the game? Hello?
Fred Stipe: Right right, well Mr. Rymiel why don't you hold on. I'll go look for....
{Stipe pronounces the name with distaste}
Fred Stipe: .... Nightshade..... because he's the commissioner right?
Rymiel: I hope they're not paying you much......
Fred Stipe: Right... ok, this should only be a moment.....
{Rymiel is put on hold, meanwhile a split cam comes online showing Fred Stipe in the MOW Slaughterhouse Headquarters. He frowns at the phone and hangs it up, leaving Rymiel on hold. Stipe stands up and leaves the room.}
Fred Stipe: I think I'll go get some dinner....
{Back in the UAW Arena, Rymiel still stands there on hold, waiting impatiently}
Rymiel: Dammit...... I'm the commissioner of the UAW..... I don't deserve this.........
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Daniel Carson: Uh oh
Terry Carter: That wasn't very polite of that Stipe guy
Daniel Carson: Fred Stipe IS the Slaughterhouse Commissioner.....
Terry Carter: .... I thought Nightshade is.....
Daniel Carson: Evidentally so did Rymiel..... Nightshade was forced to hand the title down a long time ago by Tusk himself...... I don't think that helped the federation relationship with the Slaughterhouse
Terry Carter: Rymiel probably shouldn't have insulted him eh?
Daniel Carson: That's a safe bet
Terry Carter: Ok, well my time of caring is over. It's DEATHMATCH TIME!
Match 4. Japanese Deathmatch. Xtreme Vs. KillerBee Vs. Rush Man Vs. ??? Vs. ???
Daniel Carson: You should be excited Terry
{Terry is bouncing up and down in place like a 8 year-old girl on a sugar high seeing one of the BackDoor Boys for the first time.}
{"Cocky", by Kid Rock hits, and Xtreme walks out with the Xtreme Queen beside him. The ring is currently being transformed into the Deathmatch. The C4 is being planted, the ropes removed and switched with barbed wire, and the explosive boards being placed and prepped. Xtreme smiles and climbs the stairs onto the apron, he grabs ahold of the barbed wire openly and climbs in over then - cutting up his hands without any reaction. Xtreme raises both bloody mitts into the air and the crowd roars. Xtreme takes a microphone}
Xtreme: It's time for the Xtreme invitational! Who is coming to play?!
{"Points of Authority", by Linkin Park blasts, and Killer Bee steps through the curtain. He pounds himself a few times in the chest then continues walking down, punching himself in the face randomly. KB walks down and steps over the barbed wire, ignoring the boos from the crowd.}
{"California Love", by Dr. Dre and Tupac hits - and Rush Man comes through the curtain to a gigantic roar from the crowd. The little man makes his way to the ring and rolls in under the bladed ropes. Rush pops to his feet and raises one hand into the air, in which case half of the crowd chants, "Rush Man Rules Ass".}
Daniel Carson: Has anyone tested the occurance of fans chanting that with the homosexual cataloge in this area?
Terry Carter: Has anyone told you to shut the hell up?
{The bells start to hit, as Undertaker's Theme hits. Immortal walks out to a dimly lit arena. He keeps the same pace as he walks down to the ring and then over the barbed wire ropes. Immortal walks around the ring, looking in the eyes of each of his opponents.}
Daniel Carson: Immortal may have a cliche gimmick running, but he's one of the better wrestlers in the world today. He showed that when he destroyed Arch D'Lux several weeks ago
Terry Carter: We'll see how he can do here
{"Where ever I may Roam", by Metallica tears through the speakers, and The Slayer steps out through the curtain. Slayer walks down the ring, his gaze kept on his opponents, and a smile on his face. Slayer slides under the barbed wire and slowly get's to his feet, watching the others. The competitors turn and look towards the stage..... but no other music interrupts.}
The bell rings. All five men lunge and start brawling in the center of the ring. Rush and Slayer double team Immortal, beating him back into a corner, together then turn and whip Immortal into the barbedwire ropes! Immortal grasps his back in pain as he falls to the mat. Slayer turns and clotheslines Rush out of his boots! Xtreme and KillerBee exchange blows, Xtreme starts forcing KB backwards, he continues to push until KB comes up against the barbed wire. Xtreme starts to laugh as he keeps forcing KB into the ropes. KillerBee punches Xtreme in the face, knocking him backwards. KB then smiles and wraps his arms around the barbedwire, pulling and grinding it against his back?!
Daniel Carson: KB is insane!!!
Terry Carter: It's my dream match.....
KillerBee pulls off the ropes and advances - even Xtreme is alittle surprised by this man. KB grabs Xtreme by the throat and lifts him for a chokeslam - but Slayer spears him as he lifts Xtreme! Slayer tackles KB and starts wailing on him, pounding his fists into the side of KB's head. Rush Man comes running over and grabs Slayer by the head. Rush leaps OVER the barbed wire and brings Slayer's head down with a bulldog ONTO the barbed wire!! Slayer is thrown backwards, bleeding from the punctures in the face. Luckily it seems his hands blocked his eyes from damage.
Daniel Carson: Whoa!
Rush slides back into the ring and hits a fast wheel kick to Xtreme, knocking him back down - but Immortal grabs Rush and powerslams him. KB get's to his feet and locks up with Immortal. KB starts to force Immortal back, but he's hit from behind by Xtreme. Xtreme throws KB to one side, then grabs Immortal and suplexes him! Xtreme pops back to his feet and grabs KillerBee and hooks him in, jumping and driving him down with a viscious piledriver right onto an exploding board! BANG! The dust and debri settle out and Xtreme is standing, and KB lays - bleeding from shrapnel damage.
Xtreme get's to his feet and turns, only to take a missle dropkick from Rush! Xtreme is thrown backwards and into the barbedwire where he tumbles to the outside. Rush turns and grabs Slayer as he starts to stand, popping him once in the face, then running off the ropes for a cross body splash, but Slayer catches the smaller man and roars, throwing him with a fall-away slam ONTO the barbed wire! Rush screams in pain and tears through the wire and out onto the floor. Leaving one side of the ring with a mangled heap of wire instead of ropes.
Daniel Carson: Damn! And we still have twelve minutes until the C4 goes off
Slayer roars again as he stands. KB is still down, Immortal is on his feet. Slayer turns and throws a punch at Immortal, who blocks it and spins around Slayer to the back, hitting a hard neck crank! Slayer falls to the mat holding his head. Xtreme slides back into the ring with a table, then turns and throws it at Immortal - who catches it just in time to take a thrust kick. The kick slams the table back into his face and knocks the big man down. Xtreme catches the table and sets it up in the center of the ring. Xtreme turns and KB levels him with a high boot to the head, sending Xtreme over the table and onto the mat across the way. KB seems angry as he locks in Slayer and hits a fishermans DDT.
Rush slides back into the ring and grabs KB around the middle, he attempts a german suplex, but KB hooks a leg. KillerBee elbows backwards and knocks Rush off him. He turns and swings a clothesline, but Rush ducks and catches him for a backdrop! Rush lifts him into the air, then takes a few steps and throws him out over the top rope!!! KB crashes to the mat. Rush turns and ducks a boot attempt from Xtreme, catching his foot and spin kicking him in the face.
Daniel Carson: This is just a bedlam!
Rush pops to his feet and Slayer grabs him from behind, hitting a cannonball buster onto the table and sending Rush crashing through it. Slayer turns and get's leveled by Immortal. Immortal pulls Slayer to his feet and whips him into the barbedwire, but Slayer reverses and Immortal get's the painful realization as he hits the sharp edges. Immortal pulls himself off the barbed wire, and right into a body avalanche. KillerBee comes up behind Slayer and pummels him in the back with forearms. KB turns and whips Slayer across the ring. The Slayer is able to stop himself before he falls out through the tear in the barbed wire, and he turns around to face KB. BANG! A second loaded board explodes as KB smashes it across Slayer's face!
KillerBee turns around and see Xtreme. Xtreme smirks and rushes forward, but goes low, taking out the big man's legs and knocking him to the mat. Xtreme immediately drops and locks on a crossface hold, pulling back on KB's head as hard as he can. Xtreme maintains the hold as Rush get's up and charges, he leaps into the air coming own with a knee drop, but Xtreme releases and rolls away - Rush drives his knee into KB's spine! As Rush looks up after the hit Xtreme knocks him away with a snap roundhouse to the head. Xtreme pulls KB off the mat and throws him headfirst into the turnbuckle. Xtreme picks up a third loaded board and slams it down over KB's back. BANG! KB arches in pain, and Xtreme catches him hitting a hard reverse DDT.
Daniel Carson: So far no one seems to be seriously hurt
Terry Carter: I know, what a let down
Xtreme get's to his feet and Slayer grabs him from behind, lifting him up and dumping him onto the barbed wire! As if that wasn't enough Slayer climbs the turnbuckle.
Daniel Carson: He's going too
Slayer leaps off with an elbow drop, and comes clean right across Xtreme's chest, forcing him down onto the barbs more! Xtreme screams in pain, Slayer climbs onto him and starts pounding Xtreme's head into the barbed wire, then grinding it back and forth.
Terry Carter: He actually is trying to kill him!
Slayer grabs a string of barbed wire and balls it up around his own fist, then punches Xtreme in the face. He sets up and hits a second time. For the third he positions Xtreme's head on it's side, and aims for the temples - but Immortal comes around on the outside and grabs Slayer by the neck, lifting him off Xtreme and chokeslamming him onto the concrete!!!
Daniel Carson: Xtreme owe's Immortal a thank you
Xtreme rolls off the wire, bleeding from the face and back. He struggles to stand. Rush and KB are trading blows in the far corner. On the outside Slayer is being kicked and stomped by Immortal. Slayer takes a look around, then looks to the clock - there's still two minutes left to go. Rush ducks a punch from KB and pushes him into the turnbuckle. Rush leaps onto KB's back, locking him a tight sleeper. KillerBee gasps and claws, trying to remove Rush, finally he turns and starts scraping Rush on the remaining barbed wire to get him off. Immortal leaves Slayer for a moment and get's a steel chair, coming back over and beating on him with it. Xtreme get's some room, then run and leaps over the barbedwire and through the air, wiping out Immortal with a huge knee to the jaw! Immortal is sent sailing over the announcers table and in the process takes out both Daniel and Terry.
Xtreme grabs Immortal and pulls him onto the table, he sets him up and hits the Xtreme Stunner (TKO)!!! The table collapses under them. Xtreme get's to his feet, but Slayer is up too! Slayer hits Xtreme across the face with the chair, then drops it. He grabs Xtreme and sets him up - hitting the Downward Spiral (Small Package DDT) onto the chair!!! Slayer turns and slides into the ring. KB is waiting and starts stomping on Slayer, then turns and whips him full tilt into the opposite ropes! Slayer tears through the barbedwoire and flies off the edge, slamming into the security guardrail and falling to the ground, wrapped up in the deadly metal shards.
KB turns to face Rush, but the bloody Rush is back on his feet, he grabs KB and hits Terminal Velocity (Impaler DDT)!!! BANG! KB's head hits the fourth loaded board and it explodes leaving wood shards scattered. Rush jumps to his feet - suddenly the alarm starts to wail! Rush turns, and KB is getting back up?!! Rush turns and leaps over the remains of the wires. KillerBee stands in the center of the ring and sees the alarm. He raises his arms, and
BOOM!
The C4 planted on the ring explodes in a firestorm of debri and flames. The smoke and ash fill the air for a long moment. Then it slowly starts to fade away. Standing in the center of the ring is KillerBee. Still standing. Immortal and Xtreme are starting to move on the outside, Slayer is trying to get out of the barbed wire cage he's in. Rush slides back into the ring and raises a chair to his KB. KillerBee doesn't move, but as the chair rises he drops to his knees, then falls facefirst onto the mat. Rush turns and throws the chair - Xtreme was just sliding into the ring - but the chair takes him in the face and stuns him. Rush drops and pins, 1.............................. 2........................................... 3..................................................
Announcer: Winner at 15:21, Rush Man!!!
{Rush Man rolls to the side and out of the ring, the ring itself is blasted apart. The warriors who competed all getting to their feet slowly, and with some help. Including KillerBee, who now wears a smile on his face, even as he's helped by three men into the back.}
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{In the back Outcast is preparing for his match, suddenly a disheveled, drunken man staggers into the room.}
Drunk: Oshcask! Oshcask! We's gots the caaaaaaaaaaaaaage.....
Outcast: Excellent Smelly Henry, let's see it
{The drunk hands Outcast a piece of paper, Outcast turns it over a few times, then nods and pats the man on the shoulder}
Outcast: Excellent! Go tell the ring people to get to work on this next! He wants an Eel Cage, he'll get an Eel cage!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Smell Henry: Yessyreie.....
{Smelly Henry disappears staggering through the doorway}
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Daniel Carson: Me and Terry are back.... but suffering
Terry Carter: Someone remove that man's kneecaps!!!!! THEY HURT!!!
Daniel Carson: Indeed...... next we have what has to be the most bizarre match we've ever had
Terry Carter: Why do all these crackpot matches revolve around Outcast?
Daniel Carson: Actually.... your right, they all do... how odd
Terry Carter: I wanna see what the whyno's came up with for this one
Match 5. Spirit Championship. Eel Cage. Hooligan Vs. Outcast (c)
{"Stupify", by Disturbed hits, and Outcast marches out with a microphone while the ring is being re-assembled}
Outcast: MY friends! The drunk army has done it's job well. The Eel Cage is a reality! Now, I have to admit, it's not as Eel Cage-ish as I'd prefere, but I think it should make out soccer-freak wanna-be-literate friend happy. See the problem is the eels. You obviously can't make a cage out of them, not alive anyway. So we had to find a way around it. So the Eel tanks will be surrounding the ring. And a HALF-length steel cage will be placed around the edge of the ring. The winner is the first person to throw the other one into one of the Eel tanks!
{The crowd is somewhat dubious about this match}
Outcast: Yes yes, just one more wonderful thing brought to you by the Outcast society! Me and my drunks have spent countless hours working and striving for this. We've combined brainpower and booze, and come up with a mechanical slurry that can think up ANYTHING! HAHAHA!
{"What's the Story (Morning Glory)", by Oasis hits. And Hooligan comes out with his signature soccer ball. He starts walking down and get's Outcast's face, forcing him to walk down the rampway.}
Hooligan: In'a cage now! E'll s'ow ya "Eel" Cage.......
{Hooligan forces Outcast down the rampway and into the half-cage as it's set up. The bell rings.}
Hooligan jumps on Outcast, pummeling and beating on him, forcing back more and more into the ropes. Hooligan throws Outcast off and kicks his shins as he passes, knocking the wrestler down. Hooligan grabs a handful of hair and slams his head into Outcast's forehead, knocking him down. Hooligan pulls Outcast up and throws him into the ropes, but not Outcast responds with a jumping knee to the gut, doubling over the brawler. Outcast bends Hooligan's head until it's secure between his knees, then jumps and slams Hooligan headfirst into the mat! Outcast get's up and takes a moment to clear the stars.
Daniel Carson: That won't keep the englishman down for long
In a moment Hooligan is getting back to his feet. Outcast comes in swinging, and Hooligan connects hit a staggering headbutt to the chest - knocking the breath out of Outcast. The champion gasps, then get's picked up and dropped with a neckbreaker by the challenger. Hooligan pulls Outcast off the mat and throws him into the cage wall, then body checks him into it again. Hooligan grabs Outcast by the hair and starts pounding the champions head off the steel bars. Outcast fights back with a fight to jewels, and that forces Hooligan to step back and cower in pain.
Outcast leaps vertical and lashes out, connecting with a hard flipping dropkick and sending Hooligan back down to the mat. Outcast climbs the cage and stands at the top, then jumps off with a rolling hangover, but Hooligan rolls to the side and Outcast meets nothing but the mat. Hooligan stands over Outcast and jumps, headbutting him. Then a second time. Hooligan grabs Outcast by the hair and pulls him to his feet, sending him into the ropes and meeting the champion with another shattering headbutt!
Terry Carter: Well we've now seen all three moves Hooligan knows......
Daniel Carson: Betcha 5 bucks Outcast won't remember them all....
Terry Carter: Don't make fun of my hero!
Hooligan pulls Outcast off the mat and flings him over the ropes and into the cage. Outcast slumps down between the ropes and steel, Hooligan grabs a leg and starts dragging him back into the ring. But Outcast grabs onto the cage and yanks hard against Hooligan. The soccer-punk is unprepared and yanked forward, right into the steel! Outcast rolls out under the ropes, and get's back to his feet in the ring. Hooligan is staggering around alittle, rattled from the concussion. He turns and Outcast pops him in the face, then sets him up and hits a fast jumping DDT. Outcast runs to the side and springboards off the ropes, hitting a moonsault!
Daniel Carson: Do you honestly think this whole Eel thing will work?
Terry Carter: Would have been better with eels in the ring
Outcast climbs the cage, and stops at the top, standing there and waiting. Hooligan get's to his feet, shaking the stars from his vision - and Outcast jumps off, coming down with an elbow strike to the center of Hooligan's forehead! Hooligan staggers back a step, then grabs Outcast and smashes his head into the champion's skull!
Terry Carter: He wasn't even phased by that
Hooligan whips Outcast into the ropes and attempts a high kick, but the champ slides underneath and grabs the challenger around the waist, he rushes him forward and into the ropes. Outcast uses the rebound to help power Hooligan through a release german suplex! Outcast runs over and hits a flipping legdrop! Outcast climbs to his feet and grabs Hooligan by an ankle, he drags the unintelligable warrior over to the side and feeds Hooligan's leg through one of the bars. Outcast starts climbing the cage. Hooligan is starting to recover when Outcast drops into a double stomp on the leg! Hooligan screams and claws at the champ, but Outcast springs over the ropes and back into the ring as Hooligan holds his injured leg.
Daniel Carson: Outcast just screwed himself!
Terry Carter: Why? Now Hooligan is crippled
Daniel Carson: How's Hooligan going to get up over the cage wall?
Terry Carter: Oh yeah
Outcast climbs a turnbuckle once more, and prepares for a second elbow drop - but Hooligan brings his good foot up and catches Outcast in the jaw! The champ wobbles, and Hooligan hobbles to his feet. The challenger tosses Outcast into a turnbuckle and then charges in, spearing him against it. Hooligan grabs his arm, and whips Outcast across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle - and then following with another spear. Hooligan parades around the ring, cheering for himself - when Outcast launches from the corner in a high sidekick, Hooligan just barely has time to duck. The challenger grabs Outcast and turns him upside down - then starts jumping up and down - ramming the champions head into the mat over and over again. Finally Hooligan releases and smiles as Outcast lays there.
Daniel Carson: Not textbook by any means, but effective
Hooligan starts to climbs the cage, he easily tops and starts climbing down the other side. Hooligan get's to the base of the bars and prepares to leap off when the referee stops him. Hooligan listens intently as the referee explains that the first one out and into the eel tanks loses. Hooligan seems to finally realize he was one step away from eliminating himself. He turns to face inside the ring, and a right jab shoots through, socking him in the face. The second arm pops through, trying to punch Hooligan off the cage - but Hooligan wraps both arms around Outcast's left. Hooligan falls backward, but is stopped as Outcast is pulled into the bars. While the champion fights to free himself Hooligan relaxes alittle and starts yanking on the stretched arm.
Terry Carter: Make a wish
Hooligan grabs the bars again and starts climbing towards the top, he get's there and jumps off, connecting with a hard right hand to the injured champ's shoulder! Hooligan pulls Outcast to him, and hits a quick slam, then a series of elbow drops. Hooligan once more picks the champ up, and whips him into the ropes. Outcast ducks the first clothesline, then jumps the low kick, and finally complete with a flying lariat, leveling Hooligan! Outcast is holding his arm in pain as well though.
Outcast weakly pulls Hooligan to his feet and whips the newcomer into the ropes, meeting him with a jumping snap kick, and sending Hooligan skidding across the ring beneath him. Outcast waits for him to stand before coming in again, this time manuevering into position and hitting Hooligan with a viscious tiger suplex! Outcast pulls Hooligan to his feet and locks him up, hitting the Hooligan Headbutts (Snow Trapping Headbutts) against the creator!!! Unfortunately this was not the brightest idea, and Outcast staggers out, and leaves Hooligan smiling. The soccer punk rushes in and clotheslines the champion. Outcast pops to his feet and takes a second clothesline. Outcast jumps up again, and this time Hooligan grabs a handful of hair and guide him over to the side and attempts to throw him over the 6.5 foot high cage wall! Outcast grabs onto the cage and holds on though!
Daniel Carson: Bloody close that one
Terry Carter: What are you now? British?
Outcast quickly get's his feet planted and scurries back over the wall. Hooligan thinks he's won and walks around with his arm raised. Outcast spins him around, kicks him and hits Good Riddance (X-Factor)!!!!! Outcast get's to his feet and points outside to the tanks. He lifts Hooligan from the mat and throws him into the corner. Once there he lifts the challenger up and climbs up as well. Both men stand on the top and Outcast smiles to the crowd and signals for the end - he leaps into the air and wraps his leg's around Hooligan's head for a hurricarana! But Hooligan grabs Outcast by the waistband and lifts him up.....
Terry Carter: PowerBOMB!!
Hooligan turns and throws Outcast over the top! Outcast tumbles, but misses the tanks as he goes too far. Once more Hooligan celebrates, until the referee points out he never fell in with the eels. Hooligan is pissed and starts climbing the cage, at the top he stands and waits. Outcast is slowly getting up. Hooligan balls both fists together and raises them for an axe handle smash. Hooligan leaps off the top - but Outcast also jumps, and connects with a hard dropkick to the challenger's chest! Hooligan is thrown backwards over the tanks and into the side of the cage! With a splash the challenger then falls into the tank.
Announcer: Winner at 6:21, and still UAW Spirit Champion, Outcast!!!
Daniel Carson: Looks like those are just normal eels
Terry Carter: No no no! Where is the electricity???
Daniel Carson: Wrong kind of eel
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{Rymiel is standing in his office, with him is HardKore, Bates Masterson, Jordan Garski, and Hazard - all men showing the beatings from their matches. Bates and Jordan are on opposite sides.}
Rymiel: What do you guys suggest?
HardKore: NMW screwed with us, they cost Chris Moore his title. Doesn't matter who would have won that match, it didn't get the chance. They're here now, and they're starting to cost us what we want and deserve
Rymiel: I will repeat myself, What do you suggest?
{The assembled wrestlers look to each other}
Bates Masterson: We want to hit them
Hazard: We need to teach them that is our property, and if they trespass they will pay
Rymiel: So you guys want to bust into the NMW show and mess up some of their stars?
Jordan Garski: Just Spike
Bates Masterson: Spike's the traitor, if the others get involved we'll take them out too
Jordan Garski: The lesson must be learned.....
{Rymiel thinks for a moment}
Rymiel: Choose a few of you, and go. If Winters comes after you, direct him to me. I'd like to have some words with that [ ] anyway
Hazard: We'll get him
Rymiel: You better. But if you guys will excuse me, I have a match to attend too
{The wrestlers look at each other again}
Rymiel: Oh ok, what?
HardKore: That aint right man
Rymiel: Concern yourselves with your own issues
Hazard: We may need everyone we can get - you really shouldn't do what we think your going too
Rymiel: Shut up Hazard
Bates Masterson: Hazard's right boss, we've all been here a long long time. You don't want to do this, it won't help you in any way
Rymiel: Listen guys, do you think I haven't planned everything? I know what's going on, now go - before I change my mind. Some of the undercarders would be more than happy to take your places.........
{The wrestlers stop and look at each other again, then glare at Rymiel as they slowly leave}
HardKore: It'll come back to bite you Rymiel.....
{They leave, Rymiel smirks and pulls his shirt off, revealing a referee shirt}
Rymiel: Whatever.....
{The boss leaves the room}
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Daniel Carson: Rymiel's going to make sure Ogre's done tonight
Terry Carter: Or at least he's going to try
Match 6. Arena Championship. Ogre Vs. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson
{"Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits - and the owner of the UAW, Rymiel, walks down the rampway in his referee jersey. The crowd boos loudly as he ignores them and slides into the ring - poking himself in the chest and gesturing to the shirt.}
{"Driven" by Rush hits, and Ogre comes walking out. Tonight he receives a good cheer from the crowd, despite his attitude towards them. Ogre strolls down the walkway and up into the ring. He walks over and glares at Rymiel, who smiles and gestures ripping up a piece of paper. Ogre shakes his head and watches the stage.}
{"Woke up this Morning", by Nickelback starts, and the UAW Arena Champion, Tim Lawson - the Bad Influence appears. Lawson makes his way down to a thunderous crowd responce as he high-5's and slaps he hands of all his fans on the way down. Lawson rolls into the ring and holds the championship belt up over his head, turning in all directions to everyone can see it.}
Daniel Carson: Well so long as Rymiel doesn't make himself known, this should be an excellent match
The bell rings and Rymiel backs off, letting both men circle each other. Ogre moves in first, and throws a series of punches, Lawson ducks and weaves moving around them quickly. Lawson fires back with a number of shots to the gut, that Ogre just seems to discount. From nowhere Rymiel kicks Ogre in the back of the knee, and the big man is forced down, and one of Lawson's punches hits him square in the face!
Daniel Carson: This is what I was afriad of, Rymiel's going to make sure Ogre isn't coming back
Lawson stops and turns on Rymiel, shoving him backwards! Rymiel starts talking shit to Lawson, who ignores him and goes back to Ogre. Ogre fires off with a piston-like right hand that shoots Lawson into the air! Lawson staggers back, and Ogre grabs him by the head squeezing! Lawson drops to one knee, then strikes a hard low blow, forcing Ogre to break the hold. Lawson grabs Ogre by the head and bulldogs him quickly, then pulls the big man back up - but Ogre grabs him by the neck and chokeslams the chanpion!
Terry Carter: That's what Ogre will need to do to win this one! Pull out all the stops!
Daniel Carson: Yes he will, but he's fighting for his lively hood, his job tonight
Ogre approaches Lawson, but Rymiel get's in his way. Ogre grabs Rymiel by the neck and chokeslams him too! Ogre pulls the owner back to his feet and powerbombs him! Again Ogre yanks Rymiel off the mat, Ogre wraps a hand in Rymiel's hair and screams.....
Ogre: YOU WON'T BEAT ME!
Ogre positions, turns, and hits the Union Jack Hammer (Stiff Powerbomb) over the top rope!!!! Rymiel hits the hard ground with a sickening thud and lays there. More officials spill out of the back and down to the ring, trying to help Rymiel up - meanwhile Malcolm Stains takes over officiating the match.
Daniel Carson: So much for Rymiel!! HAHAHA
Lawson and Ogre measure each other up - and Lawson offers a hand, pointing to Rymiel and laughing. Ogre smiles and they shake hands before continuing. Both men tie up, and Ogre uses his strength, throwing Lawson across the ring and into the corner. Lawson recovers just in time to be hit with a monster clothesline. Ogre grabs Lawson by the hair and yanks him out of the corner, only to be clobbered with another clothesline. Ogre pulls the champ from the ground and whips him into the ropes. Ogre drops his head, and Lawson sets up for a chin breaker - but Ogre flips him in a backdrop anyway!!
Lawson rolls away to his feet, and catches Ogre with a hard sidekick to the chest. Lawson fires off a volley of punches, forcing Ogre back step after step. Lawson jumps and grabs Ogre, hitting a hard DDT and sendin the challengers body flipping over. Lawson floats over and pins, 1...................... kickout! Lawson pulls the champ up to his knees, then slams a thigh into Ogre's face, then again, and finally a third puts the challenger back on the mat. Lawson jumps and hits a knee drop right into Ogre's forehead. The big man quickly get's to his feet. Ogre roars and shoves Lawson back into the ropes, then charges. Lawson ducks under, but hooks an arm through Ogre's clothesline - this brings Lawson up and around allowing him to hit a float-over fameasser!!! The crowd goes crazy at the move.
Terry Carter: Wow, that was sweet
Daniel Carson: Very nicely done
Ogre groggily get's to his knees, then stands. Lawson flips sideways and hits a heel kick to Ogre's face - but it only pushes him back a few steps. Lawson follows up with a body splash, but Ogre catches him and lifts him up into the air. Lawson shakes his head rapidly as Ogre pumps the champion in the air, then finishes off the military press by dropping him!
Daniel Carson: What strength!
Ogre helps Lawson up, then sends him into a turnbuckle. Ogre measures up, and charges hitting a big boot! The force of the hit sends Lawson flipping over the ropes and spilling onto the outside. Ogre climbs the turnbuckle, as Lawson stands he jumps off with a knee strike, hitting the champion in the forehead and sends him sprawling across the matted floor. Ogre grabs Lawson and rolls him onto the announcers table. He raises one open hand, then slaps it down - creating a loud SMACK. The crowd echoes, and Ogre does it again, and again, and again, and one more time. Ogre now climbs onto the table and pulls Lawson into position for the Union Jack Hammer (Stiff Powerbomb), but at the height Lawson kicks off and slides down behind Ogre, landing on the floor. Ogre turns around and Lawson sweeps his legs with a hard sideways clothesline!
Ogre crashes down and the table dives out under him! Lawson pulls the big man to his feet and socks him with a right hand, then a left. He sets him up and whips Ogre towards the stairs, but Ogre reverses and sends Lawson speeding towards them. Lawson leaps at the last moment and lands on top of the stairs! He goes for a moonsault blindly, and Ogre catches him over one shoulder!
Terry Carter: Bad landing Lawson
Ogre charges and throws Lawson like a javelin into the turnbuckle post! Lawson flops down onto the floor, and Ogre scoops him up, rolling the champion back into the ring. Ogre climbs back into the ring. Outside Rymiel is starting to recover. Ogre waits for Lawson, then picks him up, and hits a hard sidewalk slam before dropping for a cover, 1................................... 2..... kickout!!
Ogre pulls Lawson off the mat and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Ogre get's up and sees Rymiel crawling back into the ring. Lawson meanwhile struggles to his feet. Seeing Ogre's attention diverted Lawson scampers up the turnbuckle and jumps off just as Ogre turns, catching him with a huge hurricarana!! The ring shakes as Ogre hits the mat! Lawson runs over and drops a fast elbow. Lawson get's to his feet and starts stomping on Ogre, trying to keep him down. Rymiel get's to his feet and tells Stains to leave, the referee is forced out. Lawson climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the splash, he leaps through the air and comes down with his moonsault frogsplash!!!!! Lawson covers and Rymiel counts mega-quick 1-2-... Lawson pulls Ogre off the mat and Rymiel is forced to stop the count. Now it's Rymiel who get's angry and starts yelling at Lawson.
Daniel Carson: I hear warning alarms.....
Terry Carter: 3........
Rymiel continues yelling at Lawson, signalling for a 1-2-3.
Terry Carter: 2.......
Rymiel pokes Lawson in the chest as he talks.
Terry Carter: 1.......
Rymiel is just getting more and more angry, and slaps Lawson.
Terry Carter: 0......
Lawson boots Rymiel in the gut and hits The Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!!!!! Rymiel lays on the mat unconscious and Lawson shoves him out of the ring, Malcolm Stains returns once more. Ogre is back on his feet and attacks Lawson from behind, throwing him forward into the ropes. Using his strength Ogre ties Lawson's arms up and starts hammering away with brutal punches and kicks. Finally convinced Lawson is done, he pulls the champ out and pins, 1................................ 2.................. kickout!!!
Daniel Carson: Lawson's still in this one
Ogre rips Lawson off the mat and lifts him up for a suplex, then stalls it. Holding Lawson vertical for fifteen seconds as he walks around the ring before dropping in a brainbuster! Ogre get's to his feet and hits a standing big splash! 1......................................... 2................................... kickout!!!
Ogre grabs a handful of hair and slugs Lawson in the face, then grabs another and hits him again. The challenger get's up and helps Lawson to his feet, before he pulls him into position and nails a belly-to-belly slam. Ogre pulls the champ to his feet, and whips him in towards the ropes. Lawson leaps up and plants his feet on the second rope - using it to springboard backwards and crack an elbow into Ogre's face! The big man is stunned, and Lawson hits the ropes behind Ogre and leaps, bringing him down in a huge facebuster! Lawson hits the ropes again, dropping an elbow, then a second. He pulls Ogre to his feet and signals for the end. Lawson sets him up for the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker), but Ogre shoves Lawson into the ropes! Lawson ducks the big boot attempt, and leaps as he comes in from behind, hoping for another bulldog, but Ogre ducks! Lawson hits the ropes a second time and comes in - this time Ogre catches him for a lifting farewell - throwing Lawson high into the air. On the decent Ogre grabs him by the waistband and hits a massive Union Jack Hammer (Stiff Powerbomb)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ring itself shakes, and the impact site breaks through the reinforcers, sinking slightly.
Terry Carter: HOLY SHIT!
Daniel Carson: He must have brought him down from abother fifteen feet there......... no wonder it made a crater.....
Ogre looks out over the fans and drops to pin, 1..................................... 2................................ Ogre sees Rymiel as he struggles to get into the ring. Ogre stops and pulls Lawson's head off the mat. The referee stops the count. Ogre smiles and lays down, putting Lawsons hand over him.
Daniel Carson: What the hell????
Malcolm Stains is confused but counts, 1............................................................. 2....................................................................... 3...........................................................................................
Announcer: Winner at 16:49, and still UAW Arena Champion, "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!
Daniel Carson: What in gods name did we just see???? Ogre is fired! He just gave up his contract!!
{Ogre rolls out of the ring where Britain E comes running down concerned. He smiles and gives her a kiss then takes a microphone as they start walking up the rampway for the last time.}
Ogre: Ahoy-hoy! Rymiel! I hope you remember tonight. Lawson didn't retire me, and the footage proves it. Ya hate me more than anyone else in the history of this federation - I know it. And ya planned and weaseled yer way into this match. Ya wanted to make sure I was finished. When ya rip up that contract tomorrow, I want ya to remember something. YOU DIDN'T beat me! You never did. NOT ONCE. And now you'll never get the chance to again...... Rymiel.... I QUIT!
{Rymiel is fuming as he stands by the ring, using the ropes to keep himself standing, he starts screaming at Ogre}
Ogre: Shut up bastard! I don't care what you say..... actually..... I don't work here no more.....
{Ogre and Britain E stop, and Ogre tells her to stay, then starts back down towards the ring. Rymiel's anger turns into fear as he seeks an escape route. Ogre calmly walks down and corners Rymiel}
Ogre: I've kicked yer arse so many times I get confused in the numbers. So let's call this an even dozen....
{Rymiel drops to his knees and starts pleading}
Ogre: Oh don't beg.... take it like a man
Rymiel: Ogre! Don't do it... don't.... I'll.... I'll give you your contract back!
{The crowd cheers and Ogre smiles, looking around to them. As if to emphasize this Rymiel swipes the contract from the ground (where it fell after the table was broken) and holds it out to Ogre. Ogre takes the document and smiles, then tears it in half slowly}
Ogre: Naw... this's worth more
{Ogre grabs Rymiel by the collar and lifts him up, then clenches a fist and draws it back. Rymiel starts fighting - then a wet stain can be seen spreading down his leg. Ogre stops and starts laughing as the crowd joins him. In the ring Lawson has recovered enough to be seen laughing hard and slapping the mat. Ogre releases Rymiel who continues peeing himself in fear. Ogre is still laughs as he turns and walks away}
Ogre: HAHAHAHAHAHA... ohhhhh it hurts....... make sure all of you remember that forever folks
{Ogre walks up the rampway and puts an arm around Britain E as they retreat. At the stage most of the UAW roster walks out and starts shaking hands with Ogre.}
Ogre: G'night lads and ladies, thank you!
{The crowd cheers, and still laughing, Ogre leaves into the back. The UAW logo appears and the show goes off the air as the crowd gives a standing ovation.}