{The roof explodes as sparks and flames shoot from
the rafters. Snakes of fire race across the top, twisting and weaving around
each other. As all four come together over the stage an explosion rocks the
UAW Arena. "When Worlds Collide", by Powerman 5000 hits hard, and
the fans leap to their feet. Flames continue to surge from the stage and ceiling,
while the lights flash and spin colors through the crowd. The camera's catch
several of the better signs.....
"Xtreme in da HOUSE!"
"Fatal Omen"
"RISE OF THE IMMORTAL!!!"
"HardKore forever!"
"The Golden God will Triumph"
"What the hell did he say??"
"X-Pac is a fluffer for monkey porn"
The camera's come back to rest on Daniel Carson and Terry Carter. Both men
sitting behind a normal announcers table. Terry still looking upset at the
destruction of his precious Announceport 3000Z. Daniel smiles and slaps Terry
across the face}
Daniel Carson: Good morning folks, and welcome to the UAW's 32nd Deathmatch! We're back, and we're damn close to our anniversary here. Hard to believe that in three weeks the UAW will celebrate one year isn't it Terry?
Terry Carter: [ ] you.....
Daniel Carson: Oh get over it Terry, your table got busted. What the hell did you expect challenging the superstars here to try and break it?
Terry Carter: I expected they'd all be a dumbasses I KNOW they are and fail....
Daniel Carson: Alittle bitter aren't we?
Terry Carter: No, ALOT bitter.....
Daniel Carson: Well anyway, we've got quite a night planned. Let's run the card....
Match 1. Debut match. Immortal Vs. Arch D Lux
Match 2. Debut match. "Above Average" Josh Reetz Vs. KillerBee
Match 3. Cage-Ladder Match. Rush Man Vs. "The Big Unit" Bates Masterson
Match 4. No DQ Match. Xtreme Vs. Omen
Match 5. 4-Way Weaponmaster Championship. Hooligan Vs. Mr. Electricity Vs.
Jeff Martin Vs. Hazard (c)
Terry Carter: And don't forget, there's still guys like Chris Moore, Jordan Garski, and HardKore roaming the back. But first I want to introduce everyone to my newest business partner
Daniel Carson: YOU have a business partner??
Terry Carter: Damn straight
{"Stupify" by Disturbed hits, and Outcast comes walking down the rampway. The fans cheer, but are somewhat confused. Terry hops over the pathetic little table and slides into the ring, taking a microphone. Outcast quickly joins him.}
Terry Carter: Welcome Outcast, welcome. Now, lately people seem to think that they can do what they want to me, and to my property.....
Daniel Carson: Oh god.... he's still going on about his damned table
Terry Carter: Because of that, I decided that I need a bodyguard to protect me and my assets!
{The crowd starts to laugh}
Terry Carter: I SAID ASS-ETS you imbeciles! Goddamn gutterminds..... anyway, after looking long and hard. I've decided to hire this man! The Spirit Champion, Outcast to be that man.
{Outcast smiles and raises a microphone}
Outcast: Do I get paid now?
Terry Carter: No, after the show
Outcast: Dammit, I need the money now though
Daniel Carson: Terry already has a problem
Terry Carter: What are you talking about?
Outcast: You remember that whole 'phase' where I was really sick?
Terry Carter: I call it mental, but yeah
Outcast: Well the doctors want their money...... and I'm kinda broke
Terry Carter: You told me you wanted this job because it would be an honor to work for me!!!
Outcast: Well.... yeah...... I needed to get a job............. do I get paid now?
{Terry starts to clench his fists in the ring as his face turns red}
Outcast: Whoa.... Terry, looks like you may need a doctor
{Terry glares at Outcast and makes clutching movements with his hands, slowly reaching for Outcasts throat}
Outcast: Uh, Terry? I'm not into that gay stuff......
{Terry screams and tackles Outcast, proceeding to punch him repeatedly in the face. Outcast blocks the attacks until he seems to get bored - then smashes a fist into Terry's face. Terry flops onto the canvas, and Outcast jumps up, he quickly kneels and goes through Terry's wallet, taking all the money. Meanwhile Terry is unconscious. Outcast smiles and starts up, counting the money}
Outcast: Wow... that was easy. I need to do this more often..... hmmmmm
{Outcast hops out of the ring and proceeds backstage as Terry slowly rolls outside and returns to his seat}
Daniel Carson: How do you feel Terry?
Terry Carter: Shuff oup....
Daniel Carson: What was that?
Terry Carter: SHUFF OUP!!!
{Daniel just starts laughing}
Match 1. Debut Match. Immortal Vs. Arch D Lux
{Immortal appears on the stage as "Sympathy for the Devil", by Guns n' Roses hits. The newcomer to the UAW starts down the rampway. Around the arena pockets of fans cheer wildly for the well known wrestler. Others, who have heard or maybe rarely sen Immortal perform give up a less than 100% cheer. Regardless Immortal makes his way to the ring, calmly climbing up the steps and into the ring with a strong crowd support}
Daniel Carson: Well the Immortal has finally come to the UAW. His career is quite extensive - I won't even begin to mention the numerous federations and titles this man has held. Now we'll see if he can maintain that high quality performances here in the UAW
Terry Carter: We've had great men come, and many of them don't get too far
Daniel Carson: True, but few have had this level of experience
{"I'm too sexy", by Right Said Fred strikes. And the crowd explodes into cheers for the Playboy, Arch D Lux! Arch walks out on stage, with the amazonian giant - Insatia behind him. Arch gyrates and grooves, finally starting his approach to the ring. More concerned with his strip tease for the fans, than with the upcoming match.}
Daniel Carson: Well, he certainly is a colorful character
Terry Carter: And the eight foot woman behind him isn't anything to sneeze at
Daniel Carson: You sneeze at her and she'll probably break your spine
Terry Carter: Very true
Both men are in the ring. And as Arch dances, Immortal maintains a very powerful and focused stare. The bell rings and Arch turns right into the waiting hand of the Immortal. Who picks Arch up into the air and chokeslams him into the canvas!!
Daniel Carson: Dear god! What a beginning!
Immortal pulls Arch to his feet and whips him into the ropes, catching the Playboy on his return with a hard clothesline to the throat. Arch rolls on the mat holding his neck. Immortal reaches down and pulls Arch to his feet, but Arch is fast with a hard uppercut to the chin, knocking Immortal back into the ropes. Arch sets up, and strikes with a jumping side kick to the face! Immortal is flung to the ground. Arch stands over him and starts to swing his hips, before dropping down and punching Immortal in the face several times. After several hits Arch climbs off and starts parading around the ring. Immortal get's to his feet unphased.
Daniel Carson: Uh oh.....
Arch turns around and Immortal pops him right in the mouth. Arch's head snaps backwards and Immortal takes the time to boot him in the gut, then deliver a devastating powerbomb!! Immortal swears and points at Arch. Arch flicks him off,and Immortal leaps for an elbow drop, but Arch rolls to the side. Immortal get's up right into the piston-like punches of the Playboy. Arch batters the newcomer into a corner, then lifts Immortal to the top, and brings him down with a hard frankensteiner! Arch leaps onto the turnbuckle, and flies off with a Rios Backflip Splash, nailing it right across the Immortal's chest! 1.................. 2....... kickout!
Terry Carter: Hardly a 2 count there
Daniel Carson: Arch will need to boost things if he plans on winning this one
Arch doesn't seem to care and he scalesthe turnbuckle once more. At the top he motions to the crowd and does a little dance. Then leaps off with a huge back elbow drop. Immortal's right leg extends upwards, and his heel slams into the back of Arch's head on the descent!! Arch snaps in half like an accordian and hits the canvas hard, as the calm and composed Immortal get's to his feet. Immortal grabs Arch by the neck and lifts him up, then elbow strikes the Playboy spinning him around. Immortal screams and he wraps his arms around Arch's chest, and throws himself backwards, tossing Arch like a rag doll with a reverse TazzPlex! Arch skids across the canvas and rolls onto the outside.
Daniel Carson: Everytime Arch looks like he's gaining momentum Immortal shuts it down
Terry Carter: On the same note it seems that Immortal might need alot more in order to drop Arch as well
Daniel Carson: Too true
Immortal doesn't hesitate and slides to the outside where the fans scream and pat him on the shoulder as he walks over to Arch and pulls him off the floor. He lifts Arch into a military press and walks over to the ring, with a grunt of effort he tosses Arch over the top rope and back into the squared circle. Insatia suddenly jumps in his way, blocking his own return to the ring as the referee counts. Immortal tries politely to get past her, but Insatia - taller than Immortal by more than 12 inches, blocks him. Finally with the referee nearing the 10 count, he sighs and grabs Insatia by the hair. She yelps, but he turns and bounces her head off the turnbuckle post, then slides into the ring. As he slides in Arch meets him with a knee drop to the side. Arch pulls Immortal to his feet and whips him into the ropes, connecting with a spinning elbow strike! Arch drops a quick elbow and covers the newcomer again. 1....................... 2.................. kickout!
Daniel Carson: That was close
Terry Carter: Knee's can break ribs, and just as easily knock the wind out of you
Daniel Carson: I'm sure everyone knows this numb nuts
Arch now starts arguing with the referee. Immortal slowly get's to his feet, and grabs Arch by the shoulder, spinning him around. But Immortal does the same and ducks around behind Arch's back. With a second showing up supreme effort, he snaps Arch onto the canvas with a viscious german suplex. Now Immortal floats over for the cover, 1................... 2.................. kickout!
Immortal grabs Arch by the hair and straddles the challenger. He slaps Arch once, then twice. Arch fires back a punch, but Immortal catches it and punches him in the face. Once the guard is dropped the newcomer unloads a number of bruising blows into the Playboy's face. Immortal climbs off and pulls Arch to his feet, leveling the challenger with a hard DDT, then locking in a fast dragon sleeper! Arch fights the hold. Finally reaching the ropes. Immortal releases and takes a step back, crouched and waiting. Arch spins around with a high roundhouse, which wiffs through the air over the ducked Immortal's head. Immortal wastes no time and slams a wicked elbow into Arch's chest, then sets him up, and hits the Fall to Immortality (Fire-Thunder Driver)!!!
Daniel Carson: The Fall! This one is over
Immortal starts to make a cover, then stops. Instead he locks on another dragon sleeper. Arch is totally unresponsive, and the referee lifts his hand once.... it drops. Twice.... it drops. The referee pauses and lifts Arch's hand for the third and final time, the crowd roaring for him to get to his feet. The referee releases, and it drops!! The referee get's to his feet and calls for the bell.
Announcer: Winner at 4:21, The Immortal!!
{Immortal get's to his feet and climbs out of the ring, making his way up the back as the fans cheer}
Daniel Carson: Well Immortal probably didn't get the workout he wanted from that one
Terry Carter: Doesn't matter, he won, and a win on your debut is rare
Daniel Carson: Very true
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{HardKore is seen walking through the backstage area. He clears the storage room and starts out towards the parking garage. Walking beside him is Jenna as always. Carrying his title draped over one shoulder, Jenna walks along wearing a rather conservative long sleeved shirt and jeans. As the camera follows them their conversation can be heard.}
HardKore: You know what I mean?
Jenna: Sure do
HardKore: I just need a change of pace, this is getting too old and too boring
Jenna: That's why we're taking off, I'm thinking sun-sand-and alot of ocean.
HardKore: Hawaii?
Jenna: I like that thought
HardKore: Me too
{The two of them continue walking around a corner and come out into the asphalt. A limo is waiting and the driver opens the door for them. Just as Jenna get's in and HardKore starts to Rymiel bursts onto the scene.}
Rymiel: You're not getting in that car HardKore
{HardKore looks to Rymiel and sighs}
HardKore: Listen Rymiel, we finished this last week. Get lost
Rymiel: Not happening HardKore
HardKore: Ok Rymiel. You WILL shut up and you WILL leave. Or I WILL rip your throat out
{Rymiel takes a step away before continuing}
Rymiel: HardKore, tonight your facing Jordan Garski for your Arena Championship!
HardKore: You have got to be kidding me!
Rymiel: Not one bit
HardKore: Dammit Rymiel, I'm sick of this shit
Rymiel: Yeah well so am I. So this WILL end it. Because after Garski, there's Ogre, then Chris Moore! Gauntlet match!
HardKore: [ ] you Rymiel!!!
Rymiel: Lace up the boots you loser.....
{HardKore slams the car door and comes after Rymiel, who turns and high tails it out of there. HardKore screams in angry and punches the side of the car.}
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{Tim Lawson is seen staggering through the hallways in the back. In one hand is a half gone bottle of Jack Daniels, the other hand carries a fully gone bottle of cheap vodka. Tim stumbles through one room and into another one. There's a shriek as Britain E is forced to cover her exposed top half as he tumbles into Ogre and Britain E.' s dressing room. Ogre looks over to see Tim face down on the floor as the blonde dimwit runs out of the room to get something on.}
Ogre: Ahoy hoy ye drunk bastid
{Tim tries three times to pull himself off the floor. Finally he collapses and rolls over laughing}
Tim Lawson: Me's magegnitac HAHAHAHA!
{Ogre sighs and shakes his head}
Ogre: Yer not bloody magnetic ye twit, yer drunk
Tim Lawson: Yes! Yes..... I'm vury Trunk
Ogre: Drunk
Tim Lawson: Right! HAHAHAHA
{Britain E comes back into the room wearing her normal tight top, and toweling off her wet hair. She kicks Lawson once in the shoulder}
Britain E: Don't go bargin inta rooms that aint yers!
Tim Lawson: Hi Brit....
Britain E: I just got out of the shower ye jerk!
Tim Lawson: Hi Brit....
{Britain E sighs and walks away as Tim sits up and waves to her. Ogre get'sto his feet and walks over, pulling Lawson onto his}
Ogre: Listen mate, I gots me some work ta do
Tim Lawson: Yeah-eah... me too!
Ogre: What the hell do you have to do?
{Tim chugs the remainder of the JD, and tosses the bottle to a side}
Tim Lawson: Works done....
{Ogre shakes his head and leaves. Lawson staggers, wobbles, folds, bends, then falls onto the couch. Tim lays there for a moment then shrieks and instantly he jumps to his feet and hops onto the top of the couch. Both arms extended over his head Tim starts pushing up against the ceiling. He struggles and grunts as if under real effort.}
Tim Lawson: Ok Okre! I'll hold the ceiling up! IT'S FALLING!!!
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Match 2. "Above Average" Josh Reetz Vs. KillerBee
Daniel Carson: I think that Lawson might have had alittle too much to drink tonight
Terry Carter: Leave the loser alone. He deserves it
Daniel Carson: Whoa, where's this bitterness coming from??
Terry Carter: He wanted to break my table too! I know he did!
Daniel Carson: Your turning into a paranoid freak
Terry Carter: That's Mr. Freak to you cocksucker
{Daniel just looks at Terry and Terry flicks him off}
Daniel Carson: Anyway.....
{"Where the Party At", by Jagged Edge hits the sound system and the crowd explodes into wild cheers. The lights start to flash and shake as the music grows even louder, and louder. Finally there's a silver pyro explosion from the stage and when the smoke clears the new UAW Survival Champion, 'Above Average' Josh Reetz stands with his title around his waist! The crowd get's even louder as he starts down the walkway. Reetz moves from side to side, high-5ing fans and shaking hands. Finally he reaches the ring and rolls in, once more presenting his title to the fans.}
Daniel Carson: 'Above Average' is a real crowd favorite
Terry Carter: He probably paid them to cheer
Daniel Carson: You weren't like this when Arch and Immortal were fighting
Terry Carter: Arch and Immortal were both newly back, or just new here. They weren't a part of the plot to destroy my table
Daniel Carson: Get a life Terry
Terry Carter: Eat a dick Daniel
{"Points of Authority", by Linkin Park hits. In the ring AA Josh Reetz starts to laugh. The lights flash wildly between orange and yellow as the newcomer to the UAW steps out onto the stage.}
Daniel Carson: This guy doesn't look like a killer bee
Terry Carter: He looks like an asskicker!
{The big KillerBee starts his approach to the stage, stomping his way down, and trash talking the entire way. But not directed towards Reetz, instead KB spends the time insulting the crowd and slapping signs and hands away from him. The mild boo's are changed into some viscious slurs and incredibly powerful hate directed towards the newcomer. KB grabs a microphone from a ringhand and shoves the man into the security barricade.}
KillerBee: Finally you worthless rejects get the picture! I HATE YOU! The only reason your here is because a decent city wouldn't accept the low-life trash you are, go move to shitty trailor park. Not one of the nice ones, ever seen Deliverance? Heh, you all belong there. Now shut up and get lost you [ ]ing maggots
Terry Carter: I like this guy!!
{KillerBee is about to climb into the ring when he's interrupted by AA Josh Reetz, who also has a microphone now}
Josh Reetz: You want to talk about pathetic? Look in the mirror dipshit. Points of Authority? HAHAHA, your such a loser
KillerBee: Yeah sure, and why is that?
Josh Reetz: That was my music two weeks ago!
{Reetz continues to laugh as KB growls and climbs into the ring.}
Josh Reetz: Talk about a recycled loser.....
Reetz is unable to continue as the bell rings and KB spears him out of his boots. Bee drops down and starts slamming his elbow into Reetz's face over and over, then get's up and pulls Reetz to his feet, tossing the Survival Champion across the ring like a toy.
Daniel Carson: Whoa, Bee has some serious power there
Terry Carter: Sure does, get him Bee! Kick that table-mashing loser's ass!!!
KB waits for Reetz to stand, then levels him with a standing clothesline. Bee pulls Reetz off the canvas and whips him into the ropes, throwing him up into the air with a back body drop, giving Reetz almost ten feet of air!!! In the air Reetz twists and turns, and comes down on his feet behind KB. Bee turns around and right into a somersault kick from AA. Reetz kick-flips back to his feet and grabs KB while he's dazed, planting the challenger with a spike DDT. Reetz pops back to his feet and cheers for the crowd, getting a great responce. Josh Reetz waits and measures the distance. KillerBee get's up slowly, stunned from the sudden hit, and turns right into a hard sidekick to the head. KB goes down in a heap. Reetz drops and pins, 1............... kickout!
Terry Carter: That's right Bee, your not done. FINISH HIM!
Daniel Carson: Your normal bloodlust is in overdrive today
Terry Carter: Damn straight
Reetz is back to his feet and he pulls KB up, hooks him in, and nails a snap suplex. Reetz rains down a number of kicks and stomps onto KB's prone body, before he grabs the challenger by the hair and pulls him up. But now it's KB who surprises, by lunging forward and grabbing Reetz by the neck with both hands! KB takes a step and lifts Reetz into the air, then lands him with a huge double chokelift slam! KB doesn't waste any time and grabs Reetz by the neck, pulling him up and chokeslamming the champion. KB grabs him and yanks Reetz to his feet, hitting a snap powerbomb!
Daniel Carson: Reetz is taking a beating from guy
KillerBee calls for his finisher and pulls Reetz up, he kicks Reetz in the gut and lifts him up into The Sting (Super Snap Powerbomb 1), then sends the champion smashing into the canvas hard enough to shake the ring!!! KB smirks and flicks off the fans, shouting some choice comments before turning back and pinning AA Josh Reetz. 1............................ 2.................................. kickout!!!
Daniel Carson: That was very close
Terry Carter: How does it feel Reetz?! Your gonna lose you prick!
KB is amazed and just stares at Josh Reetz. Then amazement turns into anger as he roughly grabs the champion, and rips him off the mat and onto his feet. KB singals for the finish and hooks around behind AA, locking him into The Swarm (Tiger Suplex '85 Pin). KillerBee tightens the hold and is about to lift, when Reetz drops to his knees, and starts turning. KB resists, but Reetz continues pushing through. Slowly the hold is reversed, and now Reetz carries KB over his back. Reetz struggles to his feet, KB now shaking his head in disbelief. Reetz lifts KB up, then jumps and lands, hitting an inverted Vertebreaker!!!! KB's head is driver into the mat and he bounces off to one side, unconscious. Reetz flops over onto his side, recovering from the strength required for that reversal.
Daniel Carson: Vertebreaker!!! That'll drop anything
Terry Carter: I'll admit.... that was cool
After several long seconds Reetz turns and crawls over, draping an arm over KB's chest. 1................. 2.................... KB kicks one leg up onto the rope, and the referee stops the count. Reetz backs up into a turnbuckle, taking another moment to recover. KB slowly, painfully slowly, get's to his feet. Reetz charges in and clobbers the newcomer with a flying cross body. KB slowly starts to get up again.
Daniel Carson: This guy is a TANK
Reetz hits a knee strike to the gut, and doubles KB over. The crowd starts to roar wildly, Reetz stops and looks around, a smile crossing his face. Reetz runs off the ropes and jumps in the air, hitting the Above Average Axe Kick to the back of KB's head!!! KB doesn't fall through, mearly being forced to his knees. Reetz just looks and KB and nods in a show of respect. That done, Reetz grabs KB by the hair and yanks up up, punching the man in the face. KB is rocked by the punch, Reetz kicks him once, then hits the Final Destination (Rios Driver)!!! Reetz rolls over and pulls a leg up for the pinfall, 1.................... 2............................. 3........................................
Announcer: Winner at 7:54, "Above Average" Josh Reetz!!!
Daniel Carson: A very hard fought victory there
Terry Carter: KB might have lost but he showed everyone in the UAW what he's made up
Daniel Carson: And so did Josh Reetz, he took a beating and still maintained a strong ring mind to turn around and deliver that stunning vertebreaker
Terry Carter: He's a cock, and so are you
Daniel Carson: Well I knew that other mood wasn't gonna last.....
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{Rymiel is sitting in his office, when one of his bodyguards is sent sailing through the doorway. A moment later another one is sent headfirst into the wall. Rymiel jumps to his feet and grabs a baseball bat. HardKore walks into the room dragging a third bodyguard and tosses him onto Rymiel's desk.}
HardKore: Looks like your guard dog Omen isn't here eh?
Rymiel: Back off HardKore.......
{HardKore smiles and leans closer}
HardKore: What's the matter Rymiel? You scared??
Rymiel: I'll fire you.....
HardKore: Is that supposed to be a threat?! Do you think I give a damn?? I've been here a long time Rymiel. I've held almost every title there is. I'm the reigning Arena champion, AND I've carried this belt longer than another else in UAW history. You fire me and I'll have a job at another federation by tomorrow..... maybe NMW?
{Rymiel frowns}
Rymiel: You know Winters is a [ ]ing moron, and insane to boot.
{HardKore slams a fist down on the table}
HardKore: Shut up Rymiel. I'm not here to discuss your competition's mental health
{HardKore takes off the Arena Championship and throws it at Rymiel, who drops the bat and catches the belt confused.}
HardKore: There, you wanted me to lose that belt. You win. And you want to know why big man? I'm bored. I've won and won and won and won. I've defeated EVERY SINGLE PERSON who came after me for that title. EVERY TIME. Do you know what I get for it? Headaches, and *you* plotting to do anything to take me down. Do you know what it's like dreading every day of work. Coming in and knowing that someone's going to attack you just for a chance at that title. Enduring the damage I take for that [ ]ing thing?!
{Rymiel just watches HardKore stunned}
HardKore: I've had enough of the game. This hasn't been any fun in months. Ever since I got that blasted thing. So here's the deal Rymiel, that belt will be the grand championship at Rebirth on January 13th. There's going to be a 16-man King of the Ring tournament. The final winner will take the Arena Championship home with them.....
Rymiel: ................. and what about you.....
{HardKore laughs alittle and rubs his face}
HardKore: I'm done Rymiel. I'm going on vacation, I'll be back when I damn well feel like it
{HardKore turns and starts walking out, then he stops at the doorway, speaking to Rymiel without turning to face him}
HardKore: Hey Rymiel.... no matter what, one thing is going down in history.....
Rymiel: What's that?
HardKore: I *NEVER* LOST THAT BELT
{The fans are heard cheering at this statement and HardKore leaves the room, abandoning Rymiel as he stands there holding the UAW's most prestigious prize}
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Daniel Carson: Holy shit....
Terry Carter: Rymiel should have taken that belt because he broke my table!! Bastard!!!
Daniel Carson: Terry! HardKore just gave up the Arena Championship!!
Terry Carter: So what?
Daniel Carson: So it's unheard of.... he resigned the title because he was bored.....
Terry Carter: See if I care.....
{Daniel reaches over and smashes Terry's head off their table, Terry falls backwards out of his chair apparantly unconscious}
Daniel Carson: Folks, this is a historic night. And on our one year anniversary we'll celebrate by crowning a new UAW Arena Champion, the exact same prize that was handed out to Dread almost one year ago..... this will be incredible
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{A camera is laying on the floor, movement can be heard. Then Outcast's boot walks by the camera.}
Outcast: Thanks for the cash man.... geez this is easy money......
Daniel Carson: Outcast just mugged a cameraman!
{A new camera starts following Outcast as he walks through the back. Finally he hears grunting and groaning and pokes his head into Ogre and Britain E's lockerroom. Only to see Lawson, still on the ouch, still 'holding' the ceiling up.}
Outcast: Tim you ok?
Tim Lawson: Must..... hold...... ceiling............... up!
Outcast: It doesn't look like it's falling
Tim Lawson: Well that's because I'm holding it you imbecile
Outcast: Wow you sobered up fast, it's like you weren't even drunk and this was all something faked for TV......
{Outcast and Lawson both look at the camera for a full three seconds before continuing}
Tim Lawson: You sober quickly when...... the arena is trying to crush you......
Outcast: Hey, do you have any extra cash?
Tim Lawson: What?
{Outcast climbs onto the couch and starts going through Lawson's pockets, retrieving a handful of cash from his wallet}
Tim Lawson: What the hell are you doing????
Outcast: Thanks man....
{Outcast hops off and leaves the room}
Tim Lawson: Craig?..... CRAIG?! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!
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Daniel Carson: Well during that the cage has been lowered for the upcoming match. Rush Man decided that Garski and Hazard would face each other in a cage tonight, but Rymiel vetoed that since they were both booked. Instead he decided to give Bates and Rush the cage in addition to their ladder. This one should be interesting.
Match 3. Stronghold Championship. Cage-Ladder Match. Bates Masterson Vs. Rush Man (c)
{The lights change blue as "ADIDAS", by Korn hits. The crowd cheers for the Big Unit as he walks out onto the stage. Bates doesn't seem to care particularly about their reaction. He makes his way down with a few handshakes and nods, stepping up the stairs and climbing into the cage. Bates climbs one turnbuckle and raises both arms, at this time enjoying the crowds reaction, before dropping back down and testing the ropes alittle.}
{"California Love", by Dr. Dre and Tupac starts. The crowd roars for the Stronghold Champion, Rush Man as he appears on stage. He smiles making his way down to the ring. Rush leaps up the stairs and into the ring, handing the belt off and turning to face Bates, all business. The referee leaves the cage and slides the ladder in through the doorway before shutting and locking it.}
The match starts fast as Rush body-checks Bates into the ropes and level drops him with a high dropkick to the chin. Bates jumps back up, and ducks a punch from Rush - catching him a a modified backdrop. Bates grabs Rush and pulls him up, whipping the champion into the ropes and missing a hard elbow as Rush ducks. Bates doesn't get a chance to turn around before Rush catches him from behind with a jumping bulldog.
Daniel Carson: Hey Terry, your missing a good match, ehehehehehe
Rush dashes over and grabs the ladder, lifting it up and holding it over his shoulder. Bates stands up, but Rush spins and sends the top edge of the ladder smashing into the challenger's face. Bates hits the mat and starts bleeding already. Rush walks over and flips the ladder off, having it land on Bates. Rush calls to the crowd and steps onto the ladder, crushing it against Bates beneath. Rush grabs the ropes and starts jumping up and down on the ladder, the crowd counting with him. 1......... 2.......... 3......... 4........ 5........................... Rush finally stops and climbs off, pulling the ladder with him and setting it up in the center of the ring.
Daniel Carson: Rush is going for the quick win
Rush get's a few steps up when Bates rushes and leaps past, pulling Rush off in a modified neckbreaker! Bates rolls up to his feet, holding his head and starts stomping on Rush, telling him off. Rush twists and catches one foot, then kicks the challenger'sother leg, dropping Bates into an apparantly painful split! The crowd moans with sympathy pain. Rush get's to his feet and makes for the ladder, climbing up several steps, then jumping off with a guillotine legdrop, nailing it right across Bates's throat.
Rush jumps up and pulls Bates to his feet, getting a running start and hurling Bates over the top rope and into the cage wall. Rush runs back and rebounds off the ropes, just as Bates get's to his feet Rush leaps and body splashed him against the cage again. Rush uses the ropes to get some momentum for his stomps, forcing Bates into the little crevass between the cage and the ring apron - as far in as a human being will go, without needing plastic surgery. Rush turns back and starts climbing the ladder, he reaches the top and starts reaching for the title, but the ladder suddenly surges and throws him off as it topples. Rush crashes onto the mat hard, and immedtiately get's to his feet, only to take a hard elbow then a northern lights suplex!
Daniel Carson: Bates still hasn't given up
{Terry is seen climbing from the floor back into his chair}
Bates yanks Rush up and plants him with a sideslam, then a german suplex off the canvas. Bates lifts Rush and chops him across the chest, forcing him back several steps. Then again, again, and again - pushing the champion back into the turnbuckle. Bates mounts the turnbuckle and raises his fist to the crowd, he pops Rush in the head once, before Rush manages to low blow Bates and send him tumbling off the turnbuckle. Rush takes a moment to collect himself before he takes two big steps in and football kick's Bates's head as he starts to get up, flipping the challenger over and leaving him bloody side up. Rush holds the back of his head in pain as he stomps Bates once. Rush grabs the ladder and sets it up, climbing to the top quickly. He starts reaching for the belt, but looks down and sees Bates laying there. He stops and looks out towards the crowd who screams for it. Rush get's to the top, he calls for the crowd, then jumps, performing a perfect diving headbutt!
Daniel Carson: That's a heavy hit
Terry Carter: [ ] you Danny......
Rush starts climbing the ladder again, and once more reaches the top. He looks to Bates again, and once more the crowd yells for him to nail the challenger. Rush just smiles and shakes his head, seemingly explaining to the crowd that he's just going to take his belt and the win, when the ladder shakes. Rush looks down and Bates is missing. Rush looks to the other side, no Bates. Meanwhile the crowd is cheering as Bates is slowly climbing up the other side. Rush finally sees him and starts reaching for the belt, but Bates makes it to the top first and grabs Rush by the hair, pulling him. Bates slugs Rush in the gut, then sets him up.
Daniel Carson: Oh no he's not.....
Terry Carter: He is!!
Bates screams and lifts Rush up for a powerbomb off the ladder!!! Rush waves his arms frantically, but Bates leaps off the ladder bringing Rush Man down in a massive powerbomb!!!!!!!! The crowd starts chanting, "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit".
Terry Carter: YES!
Daniel Carson: The referee should stop this, who knows what condition both men are in
Bates is slow getting up, and he starts climbing the ladder once more. Surprisingly Rush is up just alittle behind Bates, and starts climbing up the other side. Both men meet at the top once more. Bates punches Rush, Rush punches Bates. The exchange bounces back and forth several times, until Bates grabs Rush and slugs him in the jaw again, this time apparantly setting up for DDT off the top. But Rush shoves the challenger, Bates loses his balance and starts wobbling on the ladder, trying to remain. Rush takes advantage and hooks Bates up, hitting Terminal Velocity (Edge's Impaler) off the top the ladder!! Both men seem to fall in slow motion as they crash into the ground. Bates headfirst, Rush back first. Once again the crowd is in awe.
The referee starts making a ten count on the outside. 1.................... 2....................... 3......................... no movement 4....................... 5............................. 6............................. 7............................. Rush stirs.... 8.............................. 9...............................Rush get's to his feet, and Bates pulls himself up to his knees thanks to the nearby ropes. The referee stops the count and signals for the match to continue. Rush staggers over to Bates and pulls him up weakly, hitting a snap suplex. Rush drags Bates over to the ropes, and pulls the middle rope down, catching one of Bates's legs. Rush turns and starts climbing the ladder once more. Bates claws and pulls, but his leg is held still by the ropes. Rush is near the top and Bates's finally pulls himself free. He starts climbing up the ladder behind Rush. Rush reaches for the title. Bates reaches up for Rush. Rush grabs the title. Bates grabs Rush. Bates kicks off the ladder, turning in the air. His force rips Rush off the ladder, but also pulls the belt off in Rush's hand. In the air Bates turns it around and hits The Stroke (Front Russian Sweep), sending Rush crashing facefirst into the mat!!
Announcer: Winner at 12:47, and STILL UAW Stronghold Champion, Rush Man!
Daniel Carson: Well Rush retains his title
Terry Carter: Too bad he's not conscious to know that.....
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{HardKore is seen walking through the hallways towards the waiting limo. A duffle bag over one shoulder. He turns a corner and comes face to face with Ogre as he stands there waiting.}
Ogre: Ahoy-hoy champ..... or ex champ.... what the hell was that about?
HardKore: Listen man, I'm done with it. Go fetch... or however the hell I get rid of you
Ogre: Not so fast ya bloody wanker
{HardKore sighs and looks frustrated}
HardKore: I gave it up you stupid ape!! I had enough of that poisoned belt. YOU want that headache? YOU go get it. I couldn't care less what happens to it right now. Ever since I won that title my dream, this, turned into a living hell. I use to love wrestling, now I found myself considering a change of careers.
Ogre: Just like that then?
HardKore: Just - Like - That
Ogre: See mate, that leaves something unsettled between us
HardKore: What's that?
Ogre: I still haven't beaten the shite outta you. HardKore, you know this damned game. I'm not in this for titles. I don't like you
HardKore: Yeah, neither does your mom.....
{Ogre takes a step forward}
HardKore: Ogre... we'll have our war when I get back. Right now I'm leaving. Or as you pompous brits would say - I'm going on holiday.....
{HardKore glares at Ogre}
HardKore: So you can move now, OR I will move you......
{Ogre pauses for a moment, then smirks and steps to one side, making an overexaggerated bow.}
Ogre: I'll see ya soon mate......
{HardKore snorts as he walks by on his way out. Ogre smiles and watches the ex-champion go}
Ogre: We aint done, not yet
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Daniel Carson: HardKore's just burned out a I guess
Terry Carter: Good, that bastard deserves it.... he broke my.....
{Daniel glares at Terry}
Terry Carter: ..... um..... have a good vacation HardKore....?
Daniel Carson: That's better, if I hear you go on about your damned table one more time I swear I'll have Jeff Martin come down here and beat you senseless
Terry Carter: I'm not scared of that big ape!
Daniel Carson: We'll see I guess. Right now we've got Jordan Garski in the back with Brian Johnson
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{In Garski's locker room Brian Johnson stands with the Golden God.}
Brian Johnson: Jordan, what do you think about HardKore's announcement?
Jordan Garski: It honestly took me by surprise
Brian Johnson: As I think it did all of us
Jordan Garski: yeah well, I think the real reason behind it was because he knows he can't handle me. He got lucky, he did beat me at Season of Screams - yes. But he knows that if we got into the ring again that I'd finish him. He was just saving face, trying not to get humiliated by the Golden God
Brian Johnson: I assume your goal hasn't changed though?
Jordan Garski: Not in the slightest, HardKore just made it that much easier to accomplish. I'll go into the tournament, and on the UAW's anniversary I'll capture the ONE title that has eluded me for so long
Brian Johnson: You do realize that your talking about 4 matches in one night. Probably against some of the UAW's finest wrestlers, especially in the later rounds
{Jordan looks at Brian in disgust}
Jordan Garski: Are you saying that I'm incapable of this?
Brian Johnson: Of course not
Jordan Garski: Good good. You have to understand something little man. I'm not here just to be seen. I'm here to win, and I will win. Just like my man Josh Reetz did, so will I. The Arena Championship is so close I can taste it. The only problem *might* be Ogre. That big, stupid, ugly, moron seems to have his own agenda
Brian Johnson: Ogre is a competitor not to be taken lightly - that's for sure
Jordan Garski: Whatever, I'm done. Everyone out there just watch. January 13th, you'll see the Golden God rise above, and take one step closer to becoming your Golden Champion!
Brian Johnson: Thanks for your time Jordan. Back to you guys
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Daniel Carson: Garski seems quite determined
Terry Carter: Well he does seem to be the leader of the pack, I bet he'll win it
Daniel Carson: Or at least come close
Terry Carter: Are you stoned? There is no close. Your a winner. Or your a loser. YOU - Danny - are a loser. Speaking of a loser who's up next? Xtreme and Omen?
Daniel Carson: Yup
Terry Carter: Well..... this should be good. And really brutal
Daniel Carson: More likely than not, in fact this one has already started backstage!
Match 4. No DQ. Xtreme Vs. Omen
{Camera's switch to the back, where Xtreme is seen being thrown into a concrete wall}
Omen leaps in and punishes Xtreme with a hard knee shot to the gut. As Xtreme doubles over, Omen wraps his huge arms around Xtreme's middle and lifts him up into a powerbomb position. He steps forward and slams Xtreme's back into the wall, then turns around and finishes the powerbomb onto a pile of steel pipes and trash cans. Sending some of them scattering across the floor. Omen grabs a handful of hair and rips Xtreme to his feet, slugging him in the face again. Xtreme staggers back, stopping when he reaches the opposite wall. Omen steps in a swings again, but Xtreme ducks, leaving Omen to nurse a severely bruised hand. Xtreme grabs a steel pipe and turns around, slamming it into Omen's back. the pitbull staggers forward a few steps and Xtreme reverses the attack, bringing the pipe down across the back of Omen's legs! The big man drops to his knees. Xtreme laughs and spins, cracking Omen upside the head with a metallic 'thwang'. Omen stiffly drops facefirst to the floor. Xtreme pins, 1........................ 2.............................kickout!!!
Daniel Carson: That was almost one of our fastest matches ever
Terry Carter: Looks like Xtreme has some weapons trailing with that pipe. He's handling it like a quarterstaff
Xtreme spins the pipe and waits for Omen to get up. The moment Omen is up to one knee Xtreme screams a warcry and brings the pipe crashing down overhead, but Omen brings a pipe up to parry! Omen fights his way to his feet as he and Xtreme feint and parry each other back and forth. Finally Xtreme plants the end of his pipe and uses it as a anchor to jump up and spin-kick Omen in the chest knocking him back against the wall. Xtreme rushes in and swings at head level, but Omen ducks and brings both fists up in a hard uppercut to Xtreme's gut, lifting the challenger off the ground. Catching him again in the air, Omen reverses the momentum and spike slams Xtreme into the concrete with a modified Faarooq spinebuster!!!
Terry Carter: Ohhhhhhhhh
Omen grabs a handful of hair and pulls Xtreme up, whipping him into another wall. Xtreme hits headfirst and staggers off the wall a few steps, right into a double axehandle charge, than throws him into the wall again! Omen grabs Xtreme by the legs and drags him out into the center of the hallway.He starts turning, lifting Xtreme into an giant swing! Omen finally releases and Xtreme skids across the floor into a pile of moving crates and cardboard boxes, sending them toppling. Omen meanwhile tries to steady himself from the waves of nausea. Xtreme slowly pulls himself up from the broken boxes. Just in time to see Omen charging, Xtreme ducks a shoulder and sends Omen flying over his shoulder and into the same pile he had just crawled out from.
Daniel Carson: For a no DQ match, this is alot more like a pure hardcore match
Terry Carter: See if I care, I like this
Xtreme looks around and climbs up a stack of metal containers, reaching the top high above the stunned Omen. Without a ward, Xtreme leaps off with a moonsault, crashing into the pile of boxes. The camera rushes forward to see what the result is, Xtreme is laying several feet to the side holding his ribs, as Omen lays where he was.
Daniel Carson: Looks like Omen got his knees up
Omen rolls to his feet and slowly walks over to Xtreme. He catches a punch and nails one of his own. Xtreme throws a seocnd, but this one is caught as well. Finally a third, Omen unleashes a hard roundhouse kick to the side that tosses Xtreme several feet to the side and slides him into one of the main hallways. Omen charges and spears Xtreme into a soda machine as he starts to stand. Omen grabs the machine and roars, tipping it over, Xtreme rolls out from under just a moment before it hits!! Xtreme jumps to his feet, and leaps onto the back of the machine, then off again, hitting Omen with a flying wheel kick to the face. Omen is sent sprawling down the hallway, and now it's Xtreme who runs towards his opponent and clotheslines Omen with authority, sending him crashing into the concrete floor. Xtreme staggers back a few steps, battered and bruised. Omen crawls to his hands and knees. Xtreme comes up on his left and jumps, bringing a knee down into the back of the challenger's head! Omen collapses in a heap. Xtreme pins, 1.......................... 2............................... kickout!!
Terry Carter: That was a long 2 count
Xtreme seems angry and grabs Omen by the arm, pulling him to his feet and leading him down the hallway. After a short time they come into the cafeteria in the bowels of the building. Several of the wrestlers are there getting their food when the two fighters explode through the doorway. Xtreme hurls Omen over a table, and sends him crashing into a number of chairs. Xtreme grabs a tray from one of the workers here, and smashes it over Omen's head. Sending mashed potatoes and tater tots flying. Omen blindly gropes for a table, and finding one starts pulling himself up to his feet.
Xtreme crouches, waiting. Omen get's up and starts to turn around. Instinctively he grabs the small table and turns with it, Xtreme's spear running him headfirst into the unyielding plastic of a good table!! Omen drops the table and grabs Xtreme by the waist again, picking him up for a piledriver. Omen looks around and finds a good solid picnic table, and climbs onto the top.
Daniel Carson: This is getting out of hand!
Omen jumps and piledrives Xtreme into the table, the wood creaks and splits, collapsing the table beneath the two men. There's now a circle of wrestlers and workers cheering for the fight, and money changing hands as bids are made. It takes a long time before either man starts to get up, but both seem to be equally damaged. Unsteady on their feet, each man takes turns rocking the other with hard right and left hands. Finally Xtreme realizes he's losing the punching match, and bum-rushes Omen, forcing him back until Omen's back hits the service bar. Xtreme stuns him with a palm strike, then jumps back and sidekicks Omen in the chest, throwing him through the glass sneeze guard and tumbles him over the hot grilling surface. Omen rolls off and into the kitchen backstage - disappearing. Xtreme jumps the bar, and hops over the griller, walking into the back. Just as he comes through the doors a rolling fridge takes Xtreme from the side and slams him into the wall. Omen throws the fridge out of the way, grabs Xtreme and hits the System Overload (Front Face Pancake), sending Xtreme's head slamming into the the nearby sink! Omen pins, 1........................... 2............................. 3...................................
Announcer: Winner at 9:12, Omen!
{Omen uneasily get's to his feet, someone grabs his shoulder, and Omen spins striking with an elbow and smashing Immortal in the face. Immortal's head snaps back, and then slowly returns to normal. Omen tries to apologize for the mistake, but Immortal grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him onto the rolling fridge! Immortal watches him for a moment to make sure he isn't getting up.}
Immortal: I wanted to congratulate you on a great match, but it looks like that's not to be. NEVER strike me again......
{Immortal turns and leaves, the entire path of the two warrior's tells the story of armies at battle. Everything destroyed.}
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{Rymiel sits in his office, watching everything a smile on his face}
Rymiel: Good job Omen, I knew you'd be able to redeem yourself. Though it looks like someone new needs a lesson
{Rymiel smirks}
Rymiel: After all, accidents happen.....
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Daniel Carson: That was a war we just saw. I don't think we've had a match like that since Ogre and Chris Moore in the boiler room!!
Terry Carter: I'll guarantee it, but now we have to deal with that loser Jeff Martin. God I hate this prick
Daniel Carson: That's only because he hit you
Terry Carter: Can you think of a better reason to hate someone?
Daniel Carson: Yes, several in fact
Terry Carter: Screw you Dan
Match 5. Weaponmaster Championship. Mr. Electricity Vs. Hooligan Vs. Jeff Martin Vs. Hazard (c)
{"Hit the Lights", by Metallica strikes, and lightning archs from the ceiling to the stage, sending huge clouds of dark smoke into the air as the lights flare white and blue. Thunder rolls in the background as the heavy beats of Metallica shake the arena. Mr. Electricity steps out onto the stage, getting a decent reaction from the crowd}
Daniel Carson: A very talented athlete, but he just doesn't seem to get over with the fans so well
Terry Carter: That's because the fans are idiots
Daniel Carson: Possibly
{Mr. E walks down to the ring and climbs in, stretching and loosening up for the upcoming match.}
{"What's the Story (Morning Glory)", by Oasis subtly starts, and the crowd cheers loudly as the odd Hooligan starts his approach. Booting his soccerball as he makes his way down the rampway. One fan seems overly energetic and jumps the barrier, Hooligan doesn't even hesitate as he headbutts the poor sap, knocking them out cold. Hooligan kicks the ball into the air and catches it, rolling into the ring and holding it up overhead with a stupid grin.}
Daniel Carson: Does oddity describe him?
Terry Carter: No, but retard does
{"Got the Life", by Korn strikes. And the crowd gives a luke warm responce to Jeff Martin who steps out onto the stage. He looks somewhat frustrated that the crowd doesn't see him for the incredible thing that he is. Jeff parades around the stage, trying to get the crowd behind him. It works alittle, but he ends up waving them off as he starts down to the ring.}
Daniel Carson: And this guy thinks he's gods gift to the world it seems
Terry Carter: I call him a plague
Daniel Carson: The entire civilized world calls you a plague
Terry Carter: They can suck my.....
{With everything else failing, Jeff Martin hops over to the announcers table and spike's Terry's head off the surface. The crowd roars loudly, and Martin smiles sliding back into the ring. Meanwhile Daniel Carson just laughs}
{All the music stops, and the Arena-screen comes to life with a dim hazard light flashing in the haze. Then "Danger on the Side" hits, and the lights flash as a red pyro explosion flares out over the stage. When the smoke starts to clear Hazard stands there waiting. His newly won Weaponmaster Championship around his waist as he starts down to the ring, a huge cheer growing from the crowd! Hazard climbs into the ring and the bell sounds.}
All three challengers charge Hazard and start beating the tar out of him. Jeff Martin and Mr. E using their legs to kick him to the ground, then to stomp. Hooligan crouches and uses the only worthwhile part of his anatomy, and slams his forehead into the champ's skull over and over again.
Daniel Carson: Hazard's getting mongolian cluster [ ]ed!
Finally Jeff Martin pulls Hazard to his feet and locks him up, hitting a belly-to-belly suplex. Hazard hits the mat and rolls to the outside, buying himself some time. Jeff laughs at him and challenges him. But his challenge is cut short as Mr. E locks on a sleeperhold and hits a sleeper-DDT! Mr. E pulls Jeff to his feet and locks his arms around from behind, but Hooligan cracks his skull into the former champs spine, and Mr. E releases the hold. Martin leaps into the air, lashing out with a back kick, and catching E by the chin, sending his head snapping backwards into Hooligan's! Both men drop and Martin turns, leaping through the ropes and leveling Hazard with a dropkick! Martin grabs Hazard and bounces his head off the guardrail. Hazard replies with a hard knee to the gut, then an arm wrench takedown!
Daniel Carson: Hazard's already starting on the arms
Terry Carter: KILL JEFF MARTIN!!!!!!
Daniel Carson: Terry, are you alittle sore at Jeff?
Terry Carter: [ ] YOU!
Hazard grabs Jeff Martin and rolls him back into the ring. The champ then ducks down and grabs a kendo stick from under the ring. He slides back in, just in time to see Hooligan level Martin with a hard brainbuster! Hooligan get's to his feet and turns to face the champ, Hazard brings the kendo stick down..... Hooligan'ssmile never falters as the weapon shatters over his head. Hazard is shocked as Hooligan grabs him and drives him into the mat with a DDT. Hooligan jumps up and cheers for himself, but he's sloppy and Mr. E catches the newcomer in a full nelson, then snaps him back wth a dragon suplex!! Mr. E get's up and barely ducks a clothesline from Jeff Martin, catching him in a neckbreaker as he passes. Electricity is up again and stomps Hazard in the head, dropping and locking on a sleeper! Hazard struggles and fights, but Mr. E wraps his legs around the champs middle, and refuses to move. Hazard is beginning to fade when Jeff Martin dropkick's knocks Mr. E out through the ropes!
Hazard slowly get's up, Jeff Martin hammers Hooligan into a corner, and chops him hard across the chest. Hazard comesup and grabs Jeff Martin from behind, but Martin snaps a heel up and low blows the champion. Hooligan takes this moment to snap his skull into Martin's and stun the dominant wrestler. Hooligan whips Jeff Martin into the ropes and catches him with a flying sideslam, putting Martin down hard. Hooligan turns and runs towards the ropes, where Mr. E is climbing back in. E brings a chair around and cracks Hooligan hard, sending him falling backwards onto his rear. Mr. E get's a few steps lead, and hits a golf swing to Hooligan's chin, snapping his head backwards, and sending the soccer fan to la-la land.
Daniel Carson: That shot would have put down an elephant
Hazard has recovered though, and he yanks the chair away from Mr. E, then uses it to sweep the challenger's legs. Hazard shoves one of E's arms through the chair opening, then starts stomping and standing on it. Mr. Electricity screams in pain, finally Hazard releases and kneels to lock on an armbar, but a flying trash can lid takes him in the back of the head, and he falls away, allowing Mr. E timeto roll outside and relax there for a moment. Martin is back in the ring and he retrieves his can lid, using it to hit the champ over the head one more time. Jeff Martin drops the lid and looks to Hooligan who is slowly getting to his feet. Jeff Martin leads him over and sets up for his finisher, but Hooligan stands up straight at the last minute and the Neutralizer (Fameasser) misses! Martin lands on the lid and yelps, just then Hooligan raises both arms over his head and strikes with a soccer winning kick, that throws Jeff Martin facedown onto the mat! Hooligan walks around the ring chanting, 'ghol! ghol! ghol!'! Hooligan turns around, and Hazard nails a viscious spinning roundhouse kick, then reverses his movements and goes low, sidekicking Hooligan's knee out from under him!
Terry Carter: This is pretty chaotic!
Hazard dips to retrieve the chair, but never get's up as Mr. E bashes him over the head, then hits a russian legsweep. Mr. E rolls away and catches the sloppy approach of Jeff Martin into a double underhook belly-to-belly suplex! Mr. E's on fire as he kicks Hooligan in the stomach and drops him with a tilt-a-whirl piledriver! Mr. E turns to the crowd and raises his arms, getting a solid tresponce. He turns back around and ducks the hook kick from Jeff Martin, but steps into the sidekick from Hazard. Hazard recovers his footing, just as Jeff Martin destroys him with a chairshot to the side of the head. Martin raises the chair again, but Hooligan rips it away and takes a step back. Hooligan pitches the steel chair forward, and Martin catches it! Hooligan leaps forward, headbutting the chair back into Jeff Martin's face, and sending him staggering backwards into the waiting arms of Hazard who snaps him over with a Cobra Clutch Suplex right over the top rope!! Jeff Martin crashes to the outside in a messy splat.
Hazard turns back and grabs Hooligan, nailing a quick capture suplex. Mr. E grabs Hazard from behind, but Hazard reverses and swings around the challenger, throwing him overhead with a release german suplex! Hazard jumps to his feet and raises his arms to the fans, recieving a deafening cheer. He grabs Mr. E and pulls him to his feet, before popping the challenger in the face and whipping him into the turnbuckle. Hazard rushes in and hits a solid flying body press. Mr. Electricity slumps against the corner. Hazard takes the advantage and lifts him up to the top. Hazard set's up for a top-rope running neckbreaker, but Hooligan stops him dead in his tracks with a headfirst spear to the stomach! Mr. E reverses on Hazard and flips off, hitting Diamond Dust on the champion! Mr. E pins, 1............. Hooligan kicks him off! Hooligan walks over to his corner and grabs the soccer ball. He sets up for a big kick, and waits. Mr. E get's to his feet and Hooligan launches the ball at him, it hits the challenger in the face and sends him tumbling over the top rope!!!!!
Daniel Carson: I think I heard something metallic in that concussion!
Terry Carter: That sneaky little..... he must have weighted his soccer ball
Hooligan cheers and picks up the ball again. On the outside Jeff Martin is on his feet. Hazard grabs Hooligan by a shoulder and spins him around. Hazard ducks and brings an elbow upwards, catching Hooligan by the jaw and staggering him. Hazard hooks him up and hits a Cobra Clutch Suplex! As this happens Jeff Martin leaps onto the apron then the turnbuckle. Hazard starts to get up and Martin takes flight, coming down with a top-rope Neutralizer (Top rope Fameasser) and sending the champion's head into the dropped trash can lid!!! Jeff Martin pins, 1........................ 2................................ Mr. E grabs him by an ankle and yanks him outside the ring just before the three count. Mr. E hammers the newcomer, finishing it off with a snake eyes drop onto the security barrier! Mr. E slides back into the ring and pins Hazard. 1............................. 2.......................... Hooligan pulls Mr. E off. Hooligan attempts a few punches, but Mr. E catches and reverses each one, ending the last with a hard hook punch to the face. While Hooligan is stunned he grabs him and sets the british soccer freak up for the Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver), but Hooligan - even though upside down - headbutts Mr. E in the face! Electricity stagger back, but Hooligan didn't think too far ahead and falls - uncontrolled onto his head!
Daniel Carson: Hooligan may be out thanks to his own oversight
Hazard starts to get up, and Mr. E takes advantage, hitting a hard snap german suplex, then floating over into an armbar. Mr. E pulls hard as Hazard fights the hold. Hazard struggles, trying to break free somehow, but Mr. E has a very solid hold and Hazard can't seem to pull himself out of it. Hazard arm starts to raise to tap out, then from nowhere, Jeff Martin springboards off the ropes and into his 6 1/4 star Frog Splash, right across Mr. E's middle, and Hazard's arm!!!!!! Jeff Martin is shot into a corner as the hold breaks and the energy release catapults him. Meanwhile Mr. E curls on his side, and Hazard rolls around on the canvas holding his arm. Jeff recovers and rolls Mr. E into a pinfall attempt, 1.................... 2...................... kickout! Jeff Martin swears and get'sto his feet. Hazard is slowly getting up, and Jeff Martin rushes in, shoulder blocking him into the turnbuckle. Jeff slugs Hazard in the face and lifts him up onto the turnbuckle. Jeff turns around, for a flipping slam, but Hazard quickly snaps a leg across and wraps himself around Martin's left arm!
Daniel Carson: The original Coup de Grace!
Hazard throws himself off the turnbuckle towards the outside! Hanging upside down from Jeff Martin's arm as he's bent over the top rope! Jeff screams and starts tapping out immediately, the weight and pressure just too much!
Announcer: Winner at 14:57, and STILL UAW Weaponmaster Champion, Hazard!!!
{Hazard releases the hold and falls to the floor, as Martin slumps to the mat, clutching his injured arm. Hazard slowly recovers and takes his belt. He starts walking by the ring towards the rampway. Hooligan starts coming up behind him.}
Daniel Carson: Weaponmaster Rules! Hazard, watch your back!
{Just as Hooligan is about to grab him, Mr. Electricity whips through the ropes with a suicide dive, missing Hazard by a fraction of an inch, but clobbering Hooligan like a freight train. Suddenly reminded of the rules Hazard hugs the belt and starts walking up the rampway as fast as he can. He turns near the top and holds the belt up in the air, he raises one hand and signals that only two more belts are needed and disappears into the back}
Daniel Carson: That was a close one, Mr. E was almost Weaponmaster Champion again
Terry Carter: Thank god Martin didn't win it......
{"Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits. The crowd boos loudly as the owner and commissioner of the UAW makes his way down to the ring. Rymiel takes a mircophone}
Rymiel: Well folks, everyone saw HardKore earlier tonight? I'm here making the official announcement! On December 13th, at Rebirth - and the UAW's one year anniversary - we WILL crown a NEW ARENA CHAMPION!
{The crowd roars}
Rymiel: 16 men will compete for this title. Single elimination tournament. So I want everyone to bring their dinner, alot of drinks, and a good book for the intermissions. Because we're talking about 15 of the best damned matches every seen ANYWHERE all in one night. Goodnight folks, and look forward to Rebirth.....
{The UAW logo appears at the corner as the camera zooms in on the homeless Arena Championship. The show fades out}