{The ceiling explodes to life as fire breaks out and
launches itself over the crowd. Three snakes of jetting orange and red flame
race across the rafters, twisting and turning, curling over themselves and
finally all three come together over the stage. A mighty explosion rocks the
arena as "When Worlds Collide", by Powerman 5000 screams through
the arena. The fans are on their feet, with their signs in the air as pyro
continues to blaze across the stage. The lights flash and spin, increasing
the energy level to a fevered pitch! The camera's spin through the crowd and
pick up a few good signs.....
"King of Danger - Strife"
"I feel a Sinister Urge!"
"Mayhem and Destruction. Xtreme's been here!"
"Ahoy-hoy!"
"Phase 5! Phase 5! Phase 5!"
"Feel the Sting, take the poison, enjoy the pain!"
"X-Pac's an anal ranger"
The camera makes it way back around to find Daniel Carson and Terry Carter
sitting behind their announcers table. Behind them the idiots in the nearest
rows start to make fools out of themselves.}
Daniel Carson: Good morning, and welcome to UAW's Deathmatch! Tonight's got a great card, capping off with Rush Man defending his Stronghold Championship against UAW Veteran, Bates Masterson in nothing other than a Cell!!
Terry Carter: I'm looking forward to that! But what about the match between two newcomers? Strife and Sinister? I've heard rumors that Rymiel might involve himself there
Daniel Carson: With the track record of Rymiel getting pounded on it might be a better idea for him to let them go
Terry Carter: Oh I hope not, I want to see some good blood today
Daniel Carson: As opposed to bad blood? Terry, in the year-plus we've been here I've NEVER seen you call any bleeding bad
Terry Carter: I can't help it...... I love my work.......
Daniel Carson: Here's tonights card.....
Match 1. Spirit Championship. Hooligan Vs. Outcast
(c)
Match 2. Strife Vs. Sinister
Match 3. Jeff Martin & Mr. Electricity Vs. Hazard & ????
Match 4. Stronghold Championship. Hell in a Cell. Bates Masterson Vs. Rush
Man (c)
Daniel Carson: We're ready to kick this show off, and in style - Spirit Championship on the line! And this match is..... well it's just bizarre
Terry Carter: Thank god Hooligan got that translator! Otherwise it could be really difficult
Daniel Carson: Well let's get to the ring, and hope he doesn't speak
Match 1. Spirit Championship. Holigan Vs. Outcast (c)
{"Whats the Story(Morning Glory)", by Oasis starts to play and Hooligan charges out from the curtains. He stops, spins a few times, controlling his weighted soccer ball with skilled feet, then turns and charges the ring. Kicking the ball into the air a moment before catching it and rolling inside. His translator slowly, and surely, makes his way down and takes a place outside the ring, sitting in a chair.}
{"Stupify", by Disturbed starts, and the Spirit Champion, Outcast appears and makes his way down to the ring. Outcast walks smugly into the ring. He slides between the ropes and comes back to his feet, parading around the ring, with the championship held high over his head. Hooligan has seen enough and charges, leveling the champion with hard forearm shot!}
Daniel Carson: Nope, he's still not fully aware of the rules it seems
Terry Carter: He's hardly aware of himself
Hooligan drags Outcast to his feet again, and starts pounding him with heavy handed punches and kicks, before whipping the champion into the ropes and catching him with a viscious clothesline! Hooligan grabs ahandful of hair and starts to pull the champ to his feet, but Outcast brings his forearm up directly between the legs and Hooligan crashes to the floor, clutching his goodies.
Daniel Carson: You think Outcast just did us a favor? Making sure we'll never have little Hooligans?
Terry Carter: Not sure, but I like it
Outcast climbs to his feet and shakes the cobwebs clear. He turns around and grabs Hooligan, throwing him into a turnbuckle and following the incoherent soccer player in. Outcast swiftly hops up and pulls Hooligan onto the top of the turnbuckle, he jumps up, and hits a hard frankensteiner off the top! Hooligan staggers to his feet immediately, stumbling around alittle. Outcast confidently steps up to him, but Hooligan has the surprise as he smashes his rock-hard head forward into Outcast's face! The champion stumbles, stunned and falls into the corner. Hooligan follows him in and starts kicking the ever loving crap out of Outcast.
Finally the referee pulls Hooligan off and tows him back a short distance. Outcast uses the ropes to get up, and waits. Predictably Hooligan charges, and Outcast uses the ropes again this time to leap and hit a hard dropkick to the challengers face. Hooligan is spun around, and Outcast rushes in, leaping up and delivering a bulldog! Outcast jumps to his feet and climbs up the turnbuckle, perched, waiting. Hooligan gets to his feet, and immediately takes a hard missle dropkick to the back, rolling him forward and onto the mat.
Daniel Carson: Those dropkick's will punish the body, they'll cause more damage than some chairshots
Terry Carter: I don't know if Hooligan is smart enough to notice
Hooligan climbs back to his feet, and is sent for a ride into the ropes, then caught with a hard hurricarana! Outcast is on fire, and pulls Hooligan to his feet, sending him into the turnbuckle. The champ walks over and stuns the soccer punk with a stinging left jab, then lifts him up onto the top. Outcast takes his time, setting him up for a super DDT! Outcast calls for the crowd's responce, and Hooligan comes back to life, shoving Outcast off the turnbuckle and down onto the mat. Outcast lays there for a moment, and Hooligan leaps, hitting a Benoit diving headbutt!! Outcast thrashes and holds his head as Hooligan grabs Outcast by the neck and starts bashing the champions head against the canvas. Finally Hooligan get's to his feet and rips Outcast off the mat. He spins and hurls Outcast into a turnbuckle, Outcast hits and rebounds out, right into a stiff running clothesline!!
Terry Carter: Ouch
Hooligan grabs Outcast and sets him up for a fisherman-suplex pin, and hits it! 1............................ 2............................... Kick out! Hooligan doesn't break the stride and rolls over, grabbing the champion by an arm and towing him out to the center of the ring. The challenger lifts the champ to his feet and hooks him up again, this time he lifts for a double underhook backbreaker, but Outcast manages to flip out and roll down Hooligan's back! The english wrestler spins in place, right into a hard flying heel kick! Outcast rebounds off the ropes and drops a fast elbow across Hooligan's chest, then a second, and a third. The fourth attempt meets with the mat as Hooligan rolls away holding his chest.
Daniel Carson: For awhile there, it looked like Hooligan had it
Outcast charges in and takes Hooligan down with an airborne headscissor, then grabs him by the neck and starts beating Hooligan's head against the mat!
Terry Carter: Turn-about's fair play
Outcast jumps off the challenger and takes a few steps back, obviously waiting for something. Hooligan get's up, and Outcast knocks him back down with a viscious spinning roundhouse kick! Outcast runs over to the turnbuckle and climbs it. Then jumps off onto the ropes?! He lands with both feet and uses them as a springboard, launching himself into the air! Mid-air he spins and comes down with a thunderous legdrop across Hooligan's neck!
Daniel Carson: Springboard legdrop? That's new
Terry Carter: Outcast always finds new ways to use those ropes
Daniel Carson: This is true
Outcast goes for a cover, 1.......................... kickout!!
Daniel Carson: Whoa, still alot left in the challenger!
Hooligan staggers to his feet and Outcast throws a hard right hand, but soccer-boy catches it and ties the arm up. Outcast swings a wild left, and it's caught and tied up as well. Hooligan grins and looks around the arena, then hits Hooligan Headbutts (Snow Trapping Headbutts) to the defenseless Outcast! Hooligan walks over to a turnbuckle and starts pulling, ripping the pad off the steel ring.
Daniel Carson: What's he got planned?
Terry Carter: Maybe he's just hungry??
Hooligan hauls Outcast over and lays him in the corner, leaving Outcast's battered skull sitting on the steel ring. Once more Hooligan starts to set up for the headbutts, intent on bouncing Outcast's skull off the steel and his own head. Suddenly Charlie Lubnuts appears on the stage, carrying a soccer ball. Hooligan releases Outcast and starts yelling at the monkey, Charlie just bites into the soccer ball, popping it! Hooligan screams in rage and starts speaking in a jibberish. Outcast rolls out from the turnbuckle and grabs Hooligan by the head, slamming it into the corner steel! Hooligan spins around and Outcast hits Good Riddance (X-Factor)!!! The champion pins, 1.................................... 2........................................... 3..............................................................
Announcer: Winner at 4:21, and still UAW Spirit Champion, Outcast!!!
{Outcast rolls out of the ring with his championship. Meanwhile Hooligan struggles to his feet, confused and wobbly.}
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{Rymiel's door is suddenly bashed open, splintering the expensive wood. Ogre steps in, shooting daggers at Rymiel. The boss just sighs and shakes his head looking at Ogre.}
Rymiel: That's coming out of your paycheck.....
Ogre: Shut up ya limey bastard!
{Rymiel looks alittle shocked, and silences}
Ogre: I told ya I wanted Lawson in a match! Now give it to me!
Rymiel: He's already booked Ogre! Suck it
{Ogre sighs and smashes a hand down on Rymiel's desk, cracking it}
Ogre: Maybe ya didn't understand me, listen up ya bloody bullock. I want Lawson
Rymiel: Well you can't have him! And I don't care what you break, it's not going to change
{Ogre smiles at Rymiel unnervingly}
Ogre: Aye.... that's where yer wrong lad........
{Ogre stops for a moment and then slowly turns, leaving the room. Rymiel breathes a sigh of relief and takes a moment to relax.}
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{Chris Moore is seen walking through the backstage area of the UAW, with a phone up to his ear.}
Chris Moore: Yeah I know.... yeah. How's it going for you over there? Good, good. Naw not yet. Tell me about it. Hey bro, I gotta take off man. Yeah, talk to ya later. Good luck.
{Chris hangs up the phone and looks at the camera.}
Chris Moore: Josh Reetz, how's it going? Ya know, no one's seen you around here in quite a while. As a champion - I feel - it's important to be present more than ever once you carry it. You don't seem to agree, and I've decided that needs to change. So here's the deal champ. I challenge you for that Survival Championship, you name the match, you name the stips. It's time that we weed out the weak, to make was for the strong.
{Chris turns a corner and comes to his lockerroom.}
Chris Moore: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a call to make....
{Chris enters his room and closes the door.}
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Daniel Carson: Chris and Ogre once more both have something in common
Terry Carter: Pea-sized brains?
Daniel Carson: No, they both want something that they can't get tonight
Terry Carter: Where there's a will there's a way
Daniel Carson: A baseball bat can't hurt either
Terry Carter: Yeah, why do we keep so many bins full of those things?
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{The Arena Champion, Tim Lawson is standing in the bathroom backstage. He has a spool of fishing line, a rubber bouncy ball, and a can of whip cream. Lawson inspects the room slowly, a big smile on his face as he starts to plot. He turns to the camera and smiles.}
Tim Lawson: I'm going to need alittle more stuff...... let Phase 4 begin!!!!
{Lawson disappears out the door.}
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Daniel Carson: Well Lawson's back to his old self it seems
Terry Carter: Remember when they plastered Mr. E with crap?! God that was classic
Daniel Carson: makes ya look forward to this one eh?
Terry Carter: Sure does! And in a bathroom! This has got to deal with poop!
Daniel Carson: You really like poop huh?
Terry Carter: Only when it has nothing to do with me......
Match 2. Double Debut Match. Strife Vs. Sinister
Daniel Carson: This promises to be a interesting match as well. From the information we've recieves it looks like Sinister has made a career out of extreme. Scaffold matches, C-4, Electric cages. You name it
Terry Carter: But almost nothing is known about Strife.
Daniel Carson: So I guess we'll see if he can keep up with Sinister
{"Superman's Dead", by Our Lady of Peace hits the sound system and the fans are instantly on their feet for the newcomers. Strife walks out, ignoring the fans, and moving away from the arms that reach towards him. Strife makes his way down to the ring and climbs inside, bouncing off the ropes a few times before coming to a halt in the center. Strife smiles and waits for Sinister to appear.}
Daniel Carson: This'll be interesting, this is a regular match - not hardcore. I wonder if Sinister can handle it
{There's a moment of silence, then "Beautiful People", by Marilyn Manson strikes. Sinister appears in a haze of smoke, and steps out onto the rampway, starting his approach to the ring. Halfway there one fan manages to reach out and touch him. Sinsiter snaps and grabs the fan by the shirt, hauling them over the railing and pinning them on the floor, beating the tar out of them until security personel drag him off.}
Daniel Carson: Someone needs some anger management classes......
Terry Carter: Naw, that kid deserved it!
Daniel Carson: That kid was eight!!!
Terry Carter: Your point?
{The crowd now hates Sinister as he slowly walks down and climbs into the ring. Sinister mounts a turnbuckle and looks out over the crowd, ignoring their jeers and the trash they throw at him.}
The bell rings and both men move to tied up.....
Rymiel: Stop!
{The match pauses as the Arena-Screen comes to life suddenly. Rymiel is standing in his office. A smile graces his face.}
Rymiel: You know, I don't think the fans really want to see this
{Everyone boos}
Rymiel: So let's make this a Falls Count Anywhere match....
{The fans roar. Sinister and Strife look at each other then Rymiel.}
Rymiel: What are you waiting for? Go!
And the match begins again as Strife and Sinister lock horns. Strife get's in the first punch, but Sinister get's the second, both men exchange blows back and forth, and back and forth again. Finally the larger Sinister get's the advantage and levels Strife with a hard fury punch to the face. Strife rolls back to his feet and charges Sinister, attempting to spear him, but Sinister defends and brings his arms down in a wicked double axe-handle smash! Again Strife get's to his feet quickly and charges the bigger man, but when Sinister expects another spear, Strife drops and slides, wiping out the big man's legs! Strife spins and leaps onto Sinister, battering him with a series of mounted punches, until finally the ref pulls him off. Strife spins and backhands the referee, knocking him out cold.
Daniel Carson: So much for that one
Terry Carter: Where does Rymiel get these guys?? Foot locker??
Strife pulls Sinister to his feet and throws him into the turnbuckle. Strife charges in, but Sinister steps out and brings a huge boot up, cating Strife in the face and leveling him. Sinister grabs a handful of hair and yanks Strife up, then turns and hurls him out over the top rope. Sinister throws one leg over, and climbs out of the ring over the top rope. Sinister drops to the mat and recieves a hard dropkick to the chest! Sinister is thrown backwards into the ring apron, and bounces off him pain, but Strife just hooks him in and levels the other newcomer with a hard DDT onto the concrete floor!
Daniel Carson: So far this is what I expect from them
Strife grabs Sinister and pulls him up, hitting a snap suplex, then a few quick elbow drops. Strife pulls Sinister up again and starts leading him backstage. Strife makes it to the curtain and throws Sinister through. Strife turns around and taunts for the crowd, when suddenly Sinister rushes back through the curtain and spears Strife from behind!!! Both men fall to the stage, and Sinister starts slamming his elbow into Strife's face!
Terry Carter: Sinister seems to be doing quite well
Sinister climbs off eventually and pulls Strife to his feet. This time it's the big man who throws Strife through the curtain. The crowd boo's loudly, and he turns around to yell at them. Then Strife explodes through the curtain and spears Sinister!
Terry Carter: What the hell is this? Musical spears?
Strife stagger on the stage and grabs Sinister, pulling him up and whipping him towards the edge of the stage! Sinister stops barely and teeters on the edge. Strife roars and charges, but Sinister steps aside and trips the newcomer! Strife goes flying off the stage and crashes into a pile of eletrical equipment! Sparks fly and smoke billows out. Sinister raises his arms in victory, but to the crowds disapproval. Sinister climbs down and makes his way to the equipment, the air is thick with dark smoke, but he manages to find his way and start pulling wreckage away. Finally he reaches the floor, but Strife isn't there!!
Sinister turns around and Strife clocks him with a speaker! Sinister's head pops through the cover and leaves him wearing the speaker like a helmet! Strife grabs a chair adn starts beating on the speaker visciously, pounding it back and forth. Finally the speaker breaks and falls off Sinisters head! Sinister is bleeding from the beating and staggers. Strife grabs Sinister and hooks him up for a piledriver, and nails it onto the circuitboards and speakers! Strife goes for a pin, a referee appears from the back and counts, 1................................... 2................... kickout!
Daniel Carson: Sinister is still in this one
Terry Carter: For how much longer though?
Strife pulls Sinister to his feet, but Sinister hits a cheap low blow, and then drives Strife headfirst into the ground with a fast fisherman DDT!!! Sinister yanks Strife off the mat and whips him backstage through another curtain. The match changes to a camera backstage, where Strife tumbles and rolls across the floor. Sinister appears a moment later. He grabs Strife and tosses him into a hard wall, then catches him from behind and nails a german suplex!!
Daniel Carson: God that must hurt
Sinister stands up and raises his arms. Then he stops and looks to one side. Standing on the sidelines, his arms crossed is The Slayer.
Terry Carter: Slayer! From the PWF!
Daniel Carson: Well we knew he was signed to the UAW a few days ago
Sinister starts talking trash at Slayer, who just stands against the wall watching. Sinister continues talking shit for a few, then stops and turns around. The moment he turns, The Slayer leaps forward and grabs Sinister from behind. He turns and plants Sinister's head into the wall with a back drop, then reverses it into a sidewalk slam onto the floor!! Slayer grabs Sinister and pulls him to his feet, kicking him once and delivering a powerbomb onto the floor. Strife get's to his feet woozy. Slayer turns around and sees Strife, grabbing him by the throat and chokeslamming him onto Sinister!! The referee drops to count, but Slayer grabs him by the hair and lifts him off the ground, tossing the referee into a wall. Slayer smirks and walks away. Back outside the bell rings.
Announcer: This match has been declared a No Contest! It is a draw!
{The fans boo loudly}
Daniel Carson: Well Slayer made his presence known
Terry Carter: I wonder what he'll do for an encore
Daniel Carson: And a good showing from both newcomers too
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{Backstage Outcast is sitting behind a couch. A trail of peanut butter cups once more leads to a horribly visible trap. A mess of strings and wires. The plan is so obvious it's almost painful. Meanwhile Outcast sits behind the couch peeking out. He speaks quietly with a Sean Connery accent, using lines from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy.}
Outcast: Surprise me ya filthy bastard....
{There are monkey noises coming from outside the door.}
Outcast: So we meet again, Trebek......
{The door starts to open and Outcast hides, trying to conseal his giggles. There's a roar and a loud crash! Outcast peeks around and sees not Charlie Lubnuts caught in the trap, but Bear and Primal!! Outcast squawks in surprise and hides.}
Bear: MINE! MINE! MINE!
Primal: NO! CANDY PRIMALS!
{The two titanic land-masses fight over a single peanut butter cup, in the process mashing it into more of a paste. Regardless they just don't seem to care. Primal throws Bear into a wall, and Bear charges Primal, both of them hitting the couch and throwing it towards a wall, Outcast screams, but the couch stops just short of mashing him into the concrete. Meanwhile Bear and Primal slug each other back and forth, Primal finally stops and looks around. Bear does too.}
Primal: Bear hear things?
Bear: Yes. Hears Primal talking
Primal: No, hear buzz
Bear: Bear no hear buzz
{Above them the complex trap is slowly working. A wind up toy is walking along a pipe, finally it hits a weight that teeters and falls, pulling scissors and cutting a string. The string drops the hook it was connected too, which falls and hits a lever. The lever flips a spatula, which hits a second lever. The second lever spins a pinwheel, which pulls a string, that removes a small support beam, and drops a shower of soaked pinto beans onto Bear and Primal. Both of the idiotic barbarians stop and watch in awe.}
Primal: Beans?
Bear: Jelly Beans?
Primal: Jelly Beans?
Bear: Primal think they Jelly Beans?
Primal: They're jelly beans?
Bear: Primal thinks so
Primal: Does Primal?
Bear: yes
Primal: Oh..... JELLY BEANS!!!!!
{Both of the big men drop and start shoving beans in their mouth, they chomp down and get a bad look on their faces.}
Primal: Jelly beans go bad......
Bear: Very bad
{As the two start to speak and discuss that the beans are bad - Outcast quickly leaps out the doorway and into safety.}
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{KillerBee is walking backstage, when he comes upon Brian Johnson}
Brian Johnson: Hey, KB. I'd like to get your thoughts on your open challenge
KillerBee: What about it?
Brian Johnson: Well no one answered but Xtreme, who you refused to face again
KillerBee: Yeah so?
Brian Johnson: Well do you think that you'll get anyone else to accept it? Or is it more likely that you'll need to convince people?
KillerBee: I don't care, I will get my match, and I will get the titles I want. Now shut up, or I'll shut you up....
{Brian Johnson just glares at KB, who matches the stare right back. The tension is really starting to grow when KB is leveled by an unexpected chairshot to the back of the head! Xtreme walks over and shoves Johnson out of the way.}
Xtreme: Ignore me? Ignore this bitch
{Xtreme rains chairshots down on KB below. Finally after nearly a minute Xtreme stops and throws the chair off to one side.}
Xtreme: Get up from that you little whore!
{KB struggles, but doesn't have the strength}
Xtreme: That's right bitch. You know why? Because this is my game! And you are invading on my turf. You want a war, you got it, but you have it with XTREME!
{Xtreme kicks KB in the head once, then walks off, leaving KillerBee face down on the floor.}
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{Back in the Bathroom Lawson's rigged. Big Daddy Cain walks in, and opens a stall door moving inside. There's the sound of a wire snapping, then toilet paper and shaving cream rain down from above. Cain screams in rage and bursts out the door, covered with it. Cain screams again and dashes out of the room.}
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Daniel Carson: Oops, I think that one backfired just alittle
Terry Carter: We'll decide that based on how bad BDC beats the crap out of Lawson!
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Rymiel: THEY WHAT?!
Keith Mardo: Spike Moore jumped ship and signed on with NMW
Rymiel: What the hell are we supposed to do now? SHIT! We had everything planned out for him! That ungrateful little.....
Keith Mardo: We have bigger problems Rymiel
Rymiel: What now?
Keith Mardo: It seems Winters recently got alot of money. I mean ALOT. He's offering contracts we can't match
Rymiel: How the hell did that backwater, backdoor wall-banger get a bigger account than us?!
Keith Mardo: I don't know, but he did
{Rymiel swears as it's bleeped out}
Rymiel: What the [ ] are we supposed to do now then?
Keith Mardo: I suggest we change the contracts and have our wrestlers resign that they're commited to the UAW for a period of no less than 1 year
Rymiel: Draw up the contracts, but that's only half out problem
Keith Mardo: .... Winters........
Rymiel: Yeah, that psychotic twirp......
Keith Mardo: What's the plan boss?
Rymiel: I have an idea......
Keith Mardo: What's that?
{Rymiel smiles}
Rymiel: We play his own game. Get Christina looking for more sponsors, I don't care if we need to brand a logo to each wrestler's butt! Meanwhile I have a negotiation to talk over.
Keith Mardo: Alright, I'll get right on it sir
Rymiel: One more thing, get me Nightshades number......
Keith Mardo: Yes sir.....
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Daniel Carson: Whoa...... what the hell was that?
Terry Carter: It looks like the NMW is trying to grow up
Daniel Carson: At our expense
Terry Carter: Well you can't blame them, business is war
Daniel Carson: Yeah well, Winters had better be ready to take on Rymiel then
Terry Carter: We'll see......
Match 3. Tag Match. Jeff Martin & Mr. Electricity Vs. Hazard & ???
{"Got the Life", by Korn hits. And Jeff Martin walks out onto the stage with his Weaponmaster Championship around his waist. Martin holds his arms up high, recieving a number of cheers from the crowd. He grins and runs down to the ring, sliding in and jumping up a turnbuckle, watching the crowd.}
Daniel Carson: This promises to be good. It's been a long time since we've seen Mr. E in tag action
Terry Carter: And this is the Weaponmaster Champion's first time
{"Hit the Lights", be Metallica blasts through the arena as the everpresent and dangerous Mr. Electricity walks out from the curtain. He recieves a chorus of boo's, to which he simply flicks the crowd off and makes his way down. Mr. E rolls into the ring and get's to his feet. He walks over to Martin and shakes hands with him, then stops and watches the stage.}
{"Danger on the Side", hits. Hazard steps out to a thunderous cheer from the crowd. In the ring Jeff Martin starts parading, trying to get them back on his side, but it's not working. Hazard walks halfway down to the ring then stops, raising a hand. The crowd quiets down, as Hazard brings a microphone to his mouth.}
Hazard: I bet your all wondering who my partner is huh?
Daniel Carson: Damn straight, I'm betting it's Ogre
Terry Carter: Why Ogre?
Daniel Carson: Because he's looking for a match, him or Chris Moore
Hazard: Well I was thinking that I'd just come down here and kick both your asses myself....
{The crowd pops loudly}
Hazard: But!.... but.... I thought it over. And that's not a good choice. So, I got me a partner.......
{"School of Hard Knocks", by P.O.D hits! The crowd screams and leaps to their feet, the noise deafening as even the announcers can't be heard over the roar. With a flash of red and white, HardKore walks through the curtain and starts down towards the ring. He get's to Hazard and stops, both men shakes hands and HardKore takes the microphone. The crowd takes a long time to quiet down but eventually they do. HardKore brings it up to speak.}
HardKore: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
{The crowd roars again}
HardKore: You know what I realized recently? My happiest times, my best memories were ALWAYS in the Weaponmaster division....... so I've come for my belt........
{Jeff Martin looks scared}
HardKore: And as I understand it, that title is on the line all the time....... so if I pin you here......
{HardKore and Hazard both rush the ring, both men sliding in. Jeff Martin leaps out of the ring, and takes of running into the back! The crowd boos loudly as he dashes away with his title hugged to his chest. Meanwhile Mr. E still stands in the ring, facing two former Arena Champions. The crowd quiets as Mr. E just stands there, refusing to flee. Hazard and HardKore both approach and Mr E still stands firm. Finally, all three men are just a foot away from one another. Mr. E looks to HardKore, and slowly extends a hand. HardKore smiles and shakes his hand. The crowd pops loudly. Mr. E takes two steps back, then nods to the referee, who rings the bell.}
Daniel Carson: Mr. E's gonna try to take this one all by himself!
Terry Carter: We've always underestimated him.
Daniel Carson: Well this is what he's made of
The match starts with Mr. E charging HardKore. The former champion, ducks the clothesline and rocks Mr. E with a hard right, then a left. Mr. E is shot across the ring as HardKore uppercuts him. HardKore walks over and hits The Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner)!! Mr. E bounces back to his feet and then falls backwards. HardKore drops and pins, 1............................................ 2................................................... kickout!!!!!
HardKore looks surprised, but he grabs Mr. E and pulls him up, hitting a second Blood End (Stone Cold Stunner)!! HardKore drops and pins again, 1............................................... 2....................................................... 3.......................................................
Announcer: Winner at 0:23, Hazard and HardKore!
Daniel Carson: Wow, well that wasn't as long as we had hoped for
Terry Carter: Mr. E still kicked out once
{In the ring Hazard and HardKore help Mr. E to his feet, and pat him on the shoulder once before leaving. Mr. E staggers around the ring alittle, still groggy, but receiving a solid cheer from the crowd.}
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{Back in Rymiel's office he's on the phone with someone.}
Rymiel: Excellent, it sounds like a plan then? Good good. I'm glad to hear that someone else feels the same way I do about that loser Winters. ............. Yeah I know, it was a mistake to ever help him get his federation off the ground again. But then again, I never really signed the papers with him!
{Rymiel laughs and then stops}
Rymiel: You name the date and we'll be all set, the paperwork, a suite, anything you need. Your my spearhead against Winters........ right to heart my friend, right to the heart...... Yeah, later
{Rymiel hangs up the phone and smiles leaning back in his chair.}
Rymiel: Excellent!
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{Jeff Martin dashes around a corner, and ring into the UAW Interviewer, Brian Johnson.}
Brian Johnson: Whoa whoa! Mr. Martin calm down
Jeff Martin: He........ he.......... he wants........... wants.............. my title!.......................
{Jeff pants for his breath}
Brian Johnson: I assume you mean HardKore?
{Jeff nods out of breath}
Brian Johnson: Well do you think running away is going to help you any?
Jeff Martin: Running.......... away?! What??? No! I.......... I didn't run, I made a strategic retreat! It's a military strategy
Brian Johnson: I'm an Ex-Navy Seal Mr. Martin, I know all about strategy, and you just ran
Jeff Martin: WHat?! NO I didn't!! You people don't understand. Fighting HardKore? No problem, I'll beat him like the non-champion he is! But him and Hazard? No no no, that's over even MY head
Brian Johnson: Sounds like you want to get HardKore in the ring
Jeff Martin: What?! NO!!.... er..... I mean YES! Sure, he doesn't scare me!
Brian Johnson: That's good, because here he comes.......
{Martin squeeks and leaps behind Johnson hiding. The only person who walks around the corner is a custodian. Martin steps out and glares at Brian Johnson, who's laughing.}
Jeff Martin: You think that's funny boy?? I'll show you funny when I beat HardKore and keep MY title! Get the hell out of my way
{Johnson steps aside, still snickering}
Brian Johnson: He's getting away HardKore! Hurry!
{Jeff doesn't even look behind him, he just bolts, running full tilt down the hallway!}
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Match 4. Stronghold Championship. Hell in a Cell. Bates Masterson Vs. Rush Man (c)
Daniel Carson: And now our main event, Rush Man will be defending his Stronghold championship against Bates Masterson
Terry Carter: And Bates has been here since day 1, think tonights his night? Or will Rush retain his championship yet again?
Daniel Carson: I'm going with Bates, Rush is good, but I think this is his limit
{"ADIDAS", by Korn screams and Bates Masterson walks out to a loud cheer from the crowd. He walks down towards the ring as the cell is lowered. Bates climbs in, motioning for him wearing the belt when this is over. Bates bounces off the ropes, dashing around some. The cell is lowered and locked into place and Bates turns to face the doorway, waiting.}
{"California Love", by Dr. Dre and Tupac hits. And Rush Man walks out with his Stronghold Championship securely fastened around his wasit. He makes his way down to the ring and hands the belt off before he climbs into the ring and through the doorway. Rush Man walks over to Bates and starts talking some trash. Bates returns the favor and soon both men are going back and forth.}
The bell rings. Rush and Bates explode into action, beating each other back and forth. Bates gains the advantage and pummels Rush back against the ropes, then sends him across, and meets him with a hard elbow strike! Rush is rocked and stunned as he stumbles backwards. Bates grabs him by the hair and throws him over the ropes into the cage! Rush bounces back, but Bates catches him into a russian leg sweep. Bates pops to his feet and drops a hard elbow, then pulls Rush to his feet and throws him into the ropes again. Rush hits and comes back, jumping over Bates's attempted back drop! Rush returns once more, and clocks Bates with a two-handed facebuster!
Daniel Carson: Good move by the champ
Rush wastes no time and pulls Bates to his feet, chopping him hard across the chest. The crowd echoes the sound, and Rush hits again, then a third, a fourth, and finally a fifth time. By this point Bates is backed up into a turnbuckle. Rush jumps up and hooks him in hitting a spinning tornado DDT! Rush climbs the turnbuckle once more, and jumps off with a hard elbow drop across the chest!
Rush jumps to his feet and pulls Bates up with him, slugging the veteran in the kisser, then planting him with a hard suplex. Rush pulls Bates to his feet, and hooks him for a second, but Bates catches a leg and blocks it. Lifting Rush up for a brainbuster himself! Rush kicks and falls free of it, grabbing Bates from behind and planting him with a hard reverse DDT. Rush get's to his feet and waits for Bates. Bates get's up and turns to face Rush, who charges in. Bates ducks and flapjack's Rush over the ropes and into the cage wall!! Rush's head snaps back and he flops between the cage wall and the ropes.
Terry Carter: Damn, that one had to hurt
Daniel Carson: Rush's head snapped back like a toy
Bates slowly get's up and shakes the cobwebs clearm grabbing Rush and pulling him back into the ring itself. Bates lifts the champion up and whips him into a turnbuckle, then follows with a flying body splash! Rush staggers out from the force of the impact and Bates tosses him back to the ground with a fire-thunder driver! Bates looks over at the cell, and runs, dropkicking through the ropes, the wall shivers. Bates remains laying on the second rope, and holding the first as he kicks hard against the wall, after several strikes the bottom fasteners give, and Bates slips out through the break.
Daniel Carson: And as always, they're out of the cell. Why do they even bother with walls??
Terry Carter: Hmmmmmmm a cell with no walls.........
Bates waits for Rush, who is back on his feet. Rush charges and slips out fast, catching Bates surprised and hitting a number of wicked uppercuts and jabs. Rush grabs Bates by the head and bangs it into the steel ring stairs, then turns and throws the challenger over the announcers table! Bates clears out both Daniel Carson and Terry Carter, knocking both men to ground. Bates slowly get's up, and Rush jumps onto the announcers table, kicking Bates. But the Big Unit catches the kick and yanks Rush's feet out from under him! Rush falls onto the announcer table! Bates climbs up and punches Rush in the face twice, then hooks him in and hits a hard sidewalk slam, shattering the table and knocking both men to the ground!
Daniel Carson: Ugh....., what happened
Terry Carter: Anyone get the liscense plate of that bus?
Daniel Carson: Where'd our table go?
Terry Carter: Who the hell are you?
Bates pulls Rush up and flings him into the cell wall, bouncing the champion off and right into a hard clothesline. Bates starts climbing the cage, he get's halfway, then stops and turns looking down. Rush is just beginning to stir, Bates releases and goes into a free fall, elbow leading, but Rush rolls to the side and Bates hits the ground hard. Rush stomps on Bates's injured elbow a few times, then starts climbing the cell himself. Rush is quickly at the top and raises his arms to his fans. Bates is slower getting up, and he starts to climb as well, forcing himself up each armlength.
Bates reaches the top, and immediately is set upon by Rush, who beats him back and forth, leveling the would-be champion with a viscious toe hold that bounces the Big Unit's head off one of the support beams. Rush jumps onto Bates's back and grabs two handfuls of hair, yanking backwards. Bates struggles and manages to push Rush off. Bates get's to his feet, only to have a clothesline return him to the mat.
Daniel Carson: Well it's kind of hard to see up there, but Rush appears to be leading
Terry Carter: Answer me dammit!
Rush pulls Bates up, and grabs him by the hair and the wasitline. The champ runs towards the edge of the cage, intent on throwing Bates off! Bates sees this, and hits the breaks just in time, reversing around Rush and giving him a shove! Rush flies forward and teeters on the edge. Bates grabs him from behind and tosses him with a half nelson suplex! Bates staggers to his feet and wobbles over to where Rush lays, grabbing him by the hair and pulling him upright. Bates hooks the champ in, and hits a hard piledriver onto the cell. Bates get's to his feet and pulls Rush up again, hitting a second piledriver! Bates climbs onto the highest support beam and jumps off with an elbow drop to Rush's neck! Nailing it! Bates calls for the end, and sets Rush up, hitting The Stroke (Front Russian Sweep)!!!! Bates covers, but the referee below reminds him it must be done inside the ring. Bates swears and releases the champion.
Daniel Carson: If they were in the ring he might have had it won!
Bates starts jumping up and down on the cell, the panel under him starting to break loose. Bates stops and grabs Rush, lifting him up over his head into a military press. Bates takes a step back and hurls Rush onto the weak section! Rush hits the it gives way! Rush falls into the ring!!!!!! Bates takes his time, climbing down and hanging, then dropping into the ring.
Terry Carter: Wow! Who just fell?!
Daniel Carson: Bates is definately in control
Bates pulls Rush to his feet and whips him into the ropes, but Rush reverses and sends Bates into the ropes! Bates hits, but Rush followed him and clotheslines him over the top rope and into the cell wall! Bates falls headfirst onto the mat and lays there. Rush seems to have his second wind as he pumps his fists and get's ready. Bates grabs the cell wall and starts to use it to pull himself up. Rush runs in, and leaps through the ropes with a corkscrew attack! But Bates drops off the wall and Rush hits it hard, rebounding out onto the ring. Rush get's to his feet insteady as Bates staggers over. Rush swings a wide punch, but then ducks Bates! Both men swing and connect to each other. Both men fall to the mat!
Daniel Carson: What a war
Again both contenders get to their feet. Bates hits Rush, Rush hits him back. Bates slugs the champion, the champ nails the challenger. Rush swings a huge haymaker, but Bates ducks and catches him in a falling neckbreaker! Bates get's to his feet and waits. Rush struggles to stand, and finally makes it up, Bates uppercuts him and sets Rush up, hitting The Stroke (Front Russian Sweep) !!!! Bates covers, 1......................................... 2................................................... 3...................................................................
Announcer: Winner at 15:39, and NEW UAW STRONGHOLD CHAMPION, Bates Masterson!!!!!!
{Bates is handed the belt as he's helped to his feet, Bates staggers alittle but holds the title high. The UAW Logo appears in the corner as the show goes off the air.....}