{UAW Saturday Deathmatch opens across the world, backstage, Rymiel is seen walking down the hallway. He holds a clipboard in his hands. There are stacks of papers on it, and Rymiel seems busy as he checks off things and writes down. Every so often he flips through the pages and slides them around.}
Rymiel: That little bitch!
{Rymiel rounds a corner, and there are four fans with backstage passes that stop and excitedly start to speak to each other as Rymiel walks by them. A short distance past them he starts to pace speaking to himself.}
Rymiel: He thinks he can beat the UAW? He thinks he has a prayer?! What is that reject thinking???
{The fans get more excited and start acting like idiots in front of the camera.}
Rymiel: Winters thinks that he can bury us? We MADE him. We gave him the ability to create the NMW again, and what does he do?? How does he show his gratitude..... he decided that we're in his way. I don't care if his last PPV was the most intense and highest selling show in the last year and a half! I don't care it even beat out my own Rebirth 2002!
{Rymiel tosses a bunch of papers off the side, still pacing. Meanwhile the fans wave and get themselves on TV. One wears a WWF shirt, Austin's 'What?' shirt.}
Rymiel: I decided a long time ago, that the UAW wasn't going to kill the competition. That's bad for business, you need variety otherwise you become old hat. But now Winter's has decided differently?? WHY DOES HE THINK HE HAS THE RIGHT?!
{One of the fans screams}
Fan: What?
{Rymiel glances, annoyed at the fan, then continues.}
Rymiel: It's like someone gave that titanic prick a defective brain!
Fan: What?!
Rymiel: This isn't right....
Fan: WHAT?
Rymiel: He thinks he can take on ME.........
Fan: WHAT?
Rymiel: Me and the MOW Slaughterhouse............ is he INSANE?!
Fan: WHAT?!
Rymiel: He will not win, he'll learn what it's like to try and fight the better man......
Fan: WHAT?!
{Rymiel visibly tenses, then spins and leaps at the fan. Beating him over the head with the clipboard}
Rymiel: WHAT THIS YOU [ ]ING LOSER!!!!!
Fan: OW! Ow! Ahhhhhhhh! Mommy!!!!
Rymiel: SHUT THE [ ] UP! GODDAMN FREAK DON'T EVEN PULL THIS SHIT AROUND ME!!!
{Rymiel smashes his clipboard in half, then slaps both broken pieces in on the guy's head. He grabs the man and drills him into the concrete with a hard jumping DDT! Rymiel leaps to his feet and kicks the guy in the side. He turns to look at the other fans, a demonic stare.}
Rymiel: Anyone else says, 'What', and I swear I'll kill you.......
{The other fans have already pee'd their pants and are now moving onto defication of themselves.}
Rymiel: I catch anyone in this arena using that ignorant, redneck, moron's shitty new gimmick and I'll string you up over the ring...... I swear to god........
{The fnas bolt, and Rymiel whistles. Two security men come up.}
Rymiel: Get this thing outta here. Send him to the NMW headquarters..... let's see what Winter's thinks of some constructive retaliation.......
{As security pulls the beaten and battered fan away, Rymiel stomps off.}
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{"When Worlds Collide", by Powerman 5000
blasts through the arena like a storm. The fans leap to their feet as the
show goes live, and the pyro explodes from the ceiling. Making it's normal
racing lines down and along the top, and exploding into a massive spark-showering
fireball over the crowd. The camera's spin and zoom as the lights flash and
the fires continue to puff out plumes of orange-red flames. The camera's catch
a few good signs.}
"Time for the Slaying"
"KB for Pres"
"All hail the Golden God..... ME"
"Return of the King. HardKore"
"Ogre. The Man"
"Worlds Worst Bitch: X-Pac"
The camera's move back around to the ring announcers, Terry Carter and Daniel
Carson.}
Daniel Carson: Good morning fans! Welcome to the UAW's 35th Deathmatch! Tonight we've got a full card waiting for you
Terry Carter: That's a nice thing to be able to say
Daniel Carson: Yeah, but whoever's typing this must hate that idea
Terry Carter: Oh yeah.... good point
Daniel Carson: Let's run
the card for the folks at home.....
Match 1. Hooligan Vs. Outcast
Match 2. Big Daddy Cain Vs. KillerBee
Match 3. Jeff Martin & Mr. Electricity Vs. HardKore
Match 4. Survival Championship. Chris Moore Vs. Josh Reetz (c)
Match 5. Falls Count Anywhere Match. Strife Vs. Sinister Vs. The Slayer
Match 6. #1 Contendership Arena Title. Bates Masterson Vs. "The Golden
God" Jordan Garski Vs. Tim Lawson
Terry Carter: That is a much busier card than normal
Daniel Carson: Not to mention the superstars not on the card, like Ogre, whom we know is already in attendance. Tonight should be quite interesting. And if what we saw from Rymiel is any suggestion.....
Terry Carter: HAHAHAHA! That was freakin awesome
Daniel Carson: It was nice to see someone finally shut up that goddamn chant
Terry Carter: Daniel!!
Daniel Carson: What?
Terry Carter: You swore! That's great! Congratulations!
Daniel Carson: ..................... shut up Terry
Terry Carter: Now keep in mind Danny, soon you'll start to be interested in girls, and hair will grow where there was no hair before....
Daniel Carson: Drop it Terry
Terry Carter: And then you'll be able to get your.... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Drivers Liscense!
{Daniel reaches out, grabs Terry by the head and bounces it off the table. Causing Terry to hold his head in pain.}
Daniel Carson: And onto our first match of the day
Match 1. Hooligan Vs. Outcast
{"What's the Story (Morning Glory)", by Oasis hits, and the Hooligan appears on the rampway to a tremendous cheer from the crowd. He stomps down to the ring and stops outside it, starting to bitch with the referee. Unfortunately the referee is unable to understand him.}
Hooligan: W'ere's 'e 'Eel Cage?
Referee: I'm sorry sir, we don't have an Eel Cage....
Hooligan: NO!!! A big 'eel 'age!!!!
Referee: I'm sorry, we don't have a big one or a little one.....
Hooligan: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!
{Hooligan screams in frustration and grabs the referee, headbutting him and knocking the poor sap out cold.}
Daniel Carson: I don't know if that was the smartest idea.....
Terry Carter: I don't know if Hooligan was a smart idea
Daniel Carson: Perhaps
{The stage flashes blue and yellow, then with a bang of pyro "Stupify", by Disturbed hits and shakes the arena. The Spirit Champion, Outcast smiles and starts down to the ring. Outcast walks down and climbs into the ring. Hooligan stands there speaking up a storm again. Outcast smiles again and pulls a small present out from under his shirt. It's wrapped in gift wrap, and covered with a bow.}
Daniel Carson: What is that?
Terry Carter: Looks like a gift to Hooligan
{Hooligan takes it carefully and looks at Outcast, who smiles and nods. Hooligan slowly opens it to reveal a cassette tape. Hooked On Phonics. Outcast starts laughing and clapping. Hooligan frowns and tosses the tape out into the crowd, and turns - attacking Outcast.}
Daniel Carson: I guess the timekeeper is starting this match on his own!
The bell rings, and Hooligan pounds Outcast into the canvas, pummeling him with both fists.
Terry Carter: He looks like one of the apes from that screwed up movie!!
Daniel Carson: Planet of the Apes?
Terry Carter: Yeah! That's it!
Hooligan rips Outcast off the mat and whips him into the ropes, meeting the champion's return with a hard flying headbutt!! Hooligan get's up and starts stomping on the mat wildly. Outcast slowly, and groggily staggers to his feet. Hooligan rushes in but misses the hard clothesline. meanwhile Outcats reverses and reaches over, catching Hooligan into a falling neckbreaker. Outcast rolls to one knee, and uses the ropes to pull himself up. Hooligan holds his head for a moment, then starts to get up. Outcast pops Hooligan in the head over and over again, attempting to keep the insane rambler down. Despite this Hooligan continues to get up, brushing off the damage to his head.
Daniel Carson: Outcast's going to need alot more to take out Hooligan's skull.......
Hooligan fires back, ramming his skull into Outcast's gut, then back dropping him over his shoulder! Hooligan leaps immediately and drops a hard elbow on Outcast's throat. Hooligan rolls over and starts pounding Outcast's skull off the mat over and over again. The referee is still down so no one pulls him off, and Hooligan continues pounding. Finally Hooligan stops and covers .................................................. but the referee is down. Hooligan swears and rolls over, trying to bring the referee back to consciousness.
Meanwhile Outcast rolls out of the ring, dazed, he staggers back and forth until he grabs onto one of the ring attendant's chairs. Apparantly just realizing his situation, Outcast pulls the chair up and rolls back into the ring. He yells something, and Hooligan stands up and turns around, WHAM. Right into a hard chairshot. Hooligan just stares at Outcast. The champ is stunned, and swings again, clocking Hooligan once more. And still the soccer punk from merry old england doesn't do anything more than stagger slightly.
Terry Carter: I don't even know if this'll work, I mean this is Hooligan's skull we're talking about
Daniel Carson: I'm pressed to agree
Terry Carter: This is fun already!
Outcast swings again, smashing Hooligan upside the head. Hooligan still stands there with a dumbfounded look on his face. Outcast winds up and cracks the chair over the challengers head several more times, finally Hooligan is forced down to one knee! The referee starts to come to, and Outcast tosses the mangled chair out of the ring. Outcast get's a running start off the ropes and grabs Hooligan by the head, bulldogging him into the mat!
Daniel Carson: No one, don't tell me Outcast is going to get a win like this!
Outcast drops and pins Hooligan, 1.................................................................. 2............................................................. kickout!!!
Terry Carter: That's a long count no matter how you look at it
Daniel Carson: I won't argue that point
Outcast swears and pulls Hooligan's head off the canvas, then clocks him back down. Outcast get's to his feet and waits for the challenger. Hooligan slowly get's to his feet, turning around and taking a hard clothesline! Hooligan bounces back up quickly, and Outcast yanks him forward into a hard DDT - but Hooligan shoves Outcast off and catches his return with a leaping headbutt again! Hooligan staggers back into a turnbuckle, shaking his head to clear the stars from the chairshots.
Outcast get's to his feet and charges Hooligan, catching him by surprise with a hard clothesline that takes both men over the top rope! But Outcast grabs the uppermost rope and pulls himself back over and into the ring with a show of supreme strength. Outcast immediately leaps up onto the ropes, and off with an asai moonsault!! Hooligan is wiped out again! Outcast staggers to his feet and rolls Hooligan back into the ring.
Daniel Carson: This is looking good for the champion
Terry Carter: Indeed it is
Outcast returns to the ring and climbs a turnbuckle. Outcast get's to the top and waits, crouched. Hooligan get's to his feet and turns around. Outcast leaps off with a double axe-handle smash! But Hooligan rears one leg back and swings it full force upwards, slipping it right between the legs, and railing the Spirit Champion in the nads like a freight train!!!
Daniel Carson: OH DAMN!
Terry Carter: Ewwwwwww
Hooligan catches Outcast as he drops, and drills him into the canvas with a modified sidewalk slam!! Hooligan rolls over and hooks a leg, 1................................................ 2............................................... 3...................................................
Announcer: Winner at 5:46, Hooligan!!!
{Hooligan celebrates and grabs the microphone}
Daniel Carson: He's going to talk?
Terry Carter: No, I think he's going to try and talk
{Hooligan concentrates and speaks VERY slowly}
Hooligan: Owtcass', 'E un you. Next 'eek - Deth'atch. S-T-E-E-L c'age!!!
{The crowd roars as Daniel and Terry sit in shock}
Hooligan: Spurit 'elt on'de line!!!
Daniel Carson: Holy hell......... I understood him
Terry Carter: Me too..... this is a bad sign Danny.......
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{Mr. Electricity and Jeff Martin are in Martin's lockerroom.}
Jeff Martin: I promise man, it won't happen again. Not without me telling you
Mr. E: It better not
Jeff Martin: I just needed to throw HardKore off like that, ya know? Make him think I was a chicken, throw him off guard
Mr. E: I understand
Jeff Martin: So tonight when we go out there, he'll be the one that runs away
Mr. E: He will?
Jeff Martin: Of course!!
Mr. E: ........... 5 bucks says I hit the Circuit Breaker before you hit the Neutralizer
Jeff Martin: Your betting against me?! The Weaponmaster champion?
Mr. E: .......... ten bucks says HardKore won't even get to hit the Bloody End
Jeff Martin: 20 bucks
Mr. E: Fine, 20 bucks
Jeff Martin: You can't bet 20 bucks
Mr. E: Why not?
Jeff Martin: Because I did
Mr. E: No, you raised the bet to 20
Jeff Martin: Yeah, I bet 20
Mr. E: I said you raised it to 20
Jeff Martin: Right. I bet 20
Mr. E: You bet 20?
Jeff Martin: I told you that earlier! That's why you couldn't bet 20, I did first
Mr. E: I made the bet first
Jeff Martin: No I did
Mr. E: No you didn't!
Jeff Martin: Listen man, here's the deal. Forget it, we have more important matters at hand. Like HardKore. 10 bucks says he won't even get to hit The Bloody End
Mr. E: Deal!
Jeff Martin: I'm glad I came up with it. I'm gonna be rich....
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{Backstage there's a loud crash, then a pepsi machine slides across the floor - passing in front of the hallway before it hits the wall and cracks. Cans of soda are sent rolling in all directions. BDC steps into view with a sledgehammer ready, he swings and smashes through the front of the machine, then yanks the hammer free.}
{Cain turns and walks towards the camera, starting to speak as he does so}
BDC: There's been alot going on recently, and the Heavy Ryder has been absent. Things change, and this big boy is back. It looks like Rymiel FINALLY made a good decision and put me into the ring against someone. Granted it's some kid called "Killer Bee". But hey, a fights a fight.
{Cain takes a long pull from his Cherry Coke soda}
BDC: So now another newcomer get's to feel what it's like to have a monster truck run them over. But I want to make something perfectly clear. I'm not happy with this. This is not going to satiate my appetite. Which is why I'm issuing an open challenger to Hazard. Hazard, you've been a good fighter for a long time. We've met in the ring very rarely. I want to change that. Accept this challenger Hazard.....
{Cain glares at the camera}
BDC: But right now. I have a match to win. Later.
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Match 1. Big Daddy Cain Vs. Killer Bee
{"Crush 'Em", by Megadeath hits, and with a monsterous roar the familiar Harley of the Heavy Ryder bursts through the curtains and tears down towards the ring. Cain screeches to a halt, and sweeps out the kickstand, slipping off and walking to the ring and rolling inside. Cain walks over to the far side with his customary strut, and mounts the second rope, taunting to the crowd.}
Daniel Carson: Cain looks confident
Terry Carter: He's a former Arena Champion, of course he does!!
{"Points of Authority", by Linkin Park screams loudly as the fans most hated wrestler walks out from the curtains. Killer Bee smirks as he walks past a number of fans that pull their arms inward remembering his violent tendencies. KB laughs and smiles, enjoying the terror and rolls into the ring. KB jumps to his feet and flexes for the crowd, screaming at them. They boo back, throwing refuse and food. Killer Bee catches a drink and turns back, hurling at a child in the front row. Bee laughs as the kid cries.}
Daniel Carson: KB is really a dispicable person
Terry Carter: Finally someone with some real attitude!
The bell ring. KB and BDC great each other in the center of the ring and instantly go into a powerful slugfest. Lefts and rights fly for a moment and then Big Daddy Cain starts to come out on top, he starts to punch KB into the corner. In a desperation move Killer Bee goes on one knee and hits a low blow to Big Daddy Cain, but the ref doesn't see it because BDC was right in the ref's line of sight. Killer Bee then punches BDC in the jaw a few times to get away from the corner and then executes a playbook DDT on the Heavy Ryder.
Daniel Carson: Solid opening by the greenhorn KillerBee
Following the DDT Killer Bee goes for an early pin, 1............. kickout! Killer Bee lifts BDC up, and grapples with him hitting a suplex. KB tries once, BDC blocks, KB tries again, BDC blocks and then Big Daddy Cain follows the reversal into a beautiful suplex of his own. BDC then mounts Killer Bee and starts punching away at the KB's temples.
Big Daddy Cain continues his offensive assault by grappling KB, and whipping Killer Bee into the turnbuckle. BDC charges at him and nearly decapitates him with a massive clothesline. Big Daddy Cain backs up a few steps while Killer Bee staggers out of the corner, and then the waiting BDC connects with a second devastating clothesline and follows it up with a cover! 1......2..... and KB kicks out.
Terry Carter: Those clothesline will cause more damage than most 18-wheelers can
Daniel Carson: And hit you without the normal warning a truck would give you
Terry Carter: But KB is one tough competitor. He's here, and he's here to fight
BDC lifts up KB and quickly executes a nice scoop slam. BDC lifts KB up again and executes a powerslam, going for another pin! 1........ 2....... kickout! The somewhat not surprised BDC then lifts up Killer Bee again and irish whips him into the corner and calls to the crowd for a superplex. To which the crowd responds loudly. So BDC grabs Killer Bee and sets him on top of the third turnbuckle, puts KB's right arm over his neck, lifts but Killer Bee blocks the superplex. BDC gives KB a shot in the ribs but Killer Bee blocks the superplex again, showing his relentlessness. Big Daddy Cain attempts the superplex once more, but Killer Bee blocks it and this time follows it with a mighty uppercut that sends BDC back down to the canvas.
Terry Carter: The set......
Killer Bee recovers for a moment on the turnbuckle and then waits for BDC to get up, but quickly gives a middle finger salute to the fans closest to him which get the crowd verbally jumping on Killer Bee. Big Daddy Cain then staggers back up onto his feet and is greeted by a thunderous missile dropkick from the airborne Killer Bee.
Terry Carter: And the spike!
KB then attempts a pin and gets 1....... 2........ BUT BDC KICKS OUT and
the crowd cheers as Killer Bee's frustration is starting to appear.
Killer Bee presses down BDC again for a pin and gets 1....... 2..... followed
with a kickout, KB attempts a pin AGAIN, 1............... kickout! Killer
Bee lifts up BDC and DDT's him, then stomps BDC in the gut a few times. Killer
Bee grabs Big Daddy Cain by his shirt, lifts him up and irish whips him and
connects a powerful clothesline to BDC. KB then attempts ANOTHER pin and gets
a 1...... 2...... and a kickout. Killer Bee looks over at the ref in disgust
as he complains that he should have gotten a 3 count over Big Daddy Cain and
the crowd jumps all over him (verbally) by complaining the refs counting.
Daniel Carson: KB should be keeping his eyes on the prize, and leave the referee alone
Terry Carter: Well hello Mr. FancyPants. You just know everything don't you Danny?
As Big Daddy Cain gets up, Killer Bee soccer-kicks him in the gut then gives him a quick elbow drop. Killer Bee locks in a Boston Crab to BDC and tries to get Cain to tap out, KB thinks to himself for a second then realizes that Cain tappin' probably wont happen anytime this decade. So Killer Bee picks up Big Daddy Cain and gives him a punch in the head to stagger him, Killer Bee then goes off the ropes for a possible cross-body pin. But instead Killer Bee clotheslines BDC, then lifts him again and goes off the ropes for a second clothesline, but suddenly out of a serge of adrenaline Big Daddy Cain grabs KB when he's coming off the ropes and hits The Big Drop (Sky High) on Killer Bee! Cain goes for the pin and the ref counts 1........2........3!
Announcer: Winner at 6:12, Big Daddy Cain!!
Daniel Carson: Good match by both men, but the Heavy Ryder was just alittle more than the viscious tank - KillerBee could handle
Terry Carter: Someone trains KB and we're going to have a real wrecking maching on our hands
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{Omen is stalking around backstage. He rounds a corner
and comes face to face with Slayer. Slayer just stares at Omen as the big
man walks by him and down the hallway. Several steps past Slayer, Omen stops
and backpedals, coming to rest right next to Slayer.}
Omen: Your that 'Slayer' guy from the PWF, aren't you?
{Slayer nods}
Omen: And you got an anywhere falls match tonight?
{Slayer nods}
Omen: Do you think you can win?
{Slayer turns and glares at Omen}
Slayer: That's the only possibility
{Omen smirks}
Omen: Ya think so?
{Out of nowhere Omen uppercuts Slayer, sending him into the wall. The pitbull-like Omen charges and spears Slayer against the concrete, then turns and scoops him up into a hard powerslam. Omen grabs Slayer by the hair and pounds him in the face, bouncing his head off the stone floor! Omen grabs Slayer by the hair, yanking his head up off the ground.}
Omen: What do ya think now? Huh? I aint beaten the crap out of someone in a long long time. Heh.
{Omen spikes Slayer's head into the concrete again, then stands up and walks off}
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Daniel Carson: I wonder why Omen just attacked Slayer?!
Terry Carter: He already told us, he hadn't had a fight in a long time. He needed some action I guess
Daniel Carson: Still seems alittle weak reasoning by me
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{Rymiel's door is flung open hard. Ogre storms in. Rymiel looks up from his books annoyed}
Rymiel: Now what Ogre?
{Ogre grabs the desk and flips it sideways! Throwing it against a wall! Ogre grabs Rymiel's chair by the arms, yanking him forward.}
Ogre: Listen Rymiel ole chap. I tried to be good. Tried to be nice. You aint letting that work, so now I gotta do it my favorite way...... THE HARD WAY
{Rymiel opens his mouth to speak, and Ogre throws the chair backwards into the wall! By the time Rymiel recovers Ogre has the chair held again.}
Ogre: I want Lawson
Rymiel: He's in a ma....
{Ogre slams the chair into the wall again}
Ogre: Maybe you didn't understand me ya bloody wanker, I said I WANT LAWSON
Rymiel: If Lawson wins tonight then you can have him!
{Ogre smirks and takes a step back}
Ogre: Ye better hope Lawson wins tonight Rymiel..... cuz if he doesn't........................
{Ogre lets the threat hang in the air as he turns and leaves}
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Terry Carter: Woo-hoooo! Ogre's on the warpath! Beautiful!
Daniel Carson: As if Rymiel doesn't have enough problems right now, eh?
Terry Carter: Seriously, the boss's bit off more than he can chew. But now we have a few minutes of good old fashion pain coming! HardKore in his handicap match against Mr. Electricity and Jeff Martin
Daniel Carson: I wonder if Martin's going to run away again?
Terry Carter: That was a strategic retreat, don't you know anything about strategy?
Daniel Carson: I know a strategic retreat means you keep facing your opponent as he retreat - not run like a scared little girl
Terry Carter: Shut up Danny, that's our Weaponmaster Champion your talking about!
Match 3. Handicap Match. Jeff Martin & Mr. Electricity Vs. HardKore
{"Got the Life", by Korn hits - and the crowd starts to boo loudly. Jeff Martin walks out onto the stage, carrying the Weaponmaster Championship over his head. Shining the bright gold at the fans and pointing at it, still trying to convince them to cheer for him. Martin makes it to the ring and walks up the stairs and in between the ropes. He hops around and hands the belt off to the referee, stretching and doing alittle shadow boxing}
{"Hit the Lights", by Metallica blasts like a thunder, and the crowd warms up just alittle as Mr. Electricity comes walking out. Mr. E waves a hand to the fans, then charges the ring and slides inside. Coming back to his feet and mounting a turnbuckle to the top, raising his arms.}
Daniel Carson: We'll finally get to see what kind of team these two are now
Terry Carter: Only if HardKore doesn't destroy them!
{"School of Hard Knocks", by P.O.D hits and the UAW Arena explodes to life. HardKore walks out onto the stage, a smug look on his face as he looks down at the ring. HardKore pauses at the edge of the stage, letting the fans saturate him in praise. Finally content the former Arena Champion starts his path down to the ring. HardKore rolls inside, and pops up to his feet, motioning to the ring announcer and taking the microphone.}
HardKore: Mr. Electricity.... leave man
{Mr. E looks at HardKore strangely}
HardKore: MY fight isn't with you man, I respect you. I just want him.....
{HardKore points at Jeff Martin who takes a step away}
HardKore: So this is your chance E, to get out without a bruise. To drop this two-bit clown.....
{Mr. E walks over and takes the microphone, the crowd cheers as he prepares to speak}
Mr. Electricity: I can't do that
{HardKore takes the microphone back}
HardKore: Why not?
Mr. Electricity: Because I gave my word to help my friend. I'm not leaving
{HardKore just nods alittle and backs into his corner, ready for the bell}
Daniel Carson: Real class shown there by E
Terry Carter: Does class mean he's gonna get the shit kicked outta him?
Daniel Carson: In this case.... probably. Everyone needs to remember this is a handicap match. All three men in the ring as the same time
The bell rings and HardKore bursts from his corner, taking Mr. E by surprise and hurling him over the top rope. Jeff Martin leaps to the offensive, and both men exchange blast after blast as they pummel each other. Unpredictably Jeff Martin gains the advantage! Jeff hammers HardKore back into the ropes, then whips him across the ring. Mr. E is on the apron and grabs HardKore by the hair and yanks him off his feet! Mr. E re-enters the ring. Jeff Martin walks over and grabs HardKore, punching him again before he and Mr. E set him up for, and hit, a double suplex!
Daniel Carson: Martin's showing some balls here
Terry Carter: Well I'll be damned......
Daniel Carson: Most likely...
Jeff get's to his feet and calls something out. Mr. E nods and picks HardKore up. The former champ, HardKore fires back, punching E over and over again, but E turns the offense down with a hard knee to the gut! Mr. E picks HardKpre up and lays him over his knee like a backbreaker! Jeff Martin climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off, preparing for a top rope Neutralizer (Fameasser), but Mr. E moves HardKore out of the way and Jeff lands hard.
Terry Carter: What the?
Jeff get's up and complains to Mr. E, who explains if Jeff had hit that move he would have lost money! Jeff takes a moment and nods. Both men turn around into a hard double clothesline! HardKore continues onto the ropes and off again, catching both of them with a second clothesline! HardKore yanks Mr. E off the mat and hooks him up for a DDT, but Mr. E shoves HardKore off into a turnbuckle, and immediately E drops to his hands and knees. Jeff Martin charges in and uses Mr. E like a platform for a wicked missle dropkick to the former Arena Champ's chest! HardKore staggers out of the corner, and get's put down with a viscious spinebuster!
Daniel Carson: Mr. E's showing some skills here too. I think HardKore might have bit off more than he can chew with these two men!
Terry Carter: It's looking that way
Martin pulls HardKore to his feet, but out of nowhere HardKore lashes out and hits The Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner) on Martin!!! Martin rolls over and flops onto the mat. HardKore turns and catches Mr. E's punch, reversing it into a hard short clothesline. Mr. E bounces back to his feet and HardKore scoops him up, and into a capture suplex!! HardKore is on fire, Jeff Martin rolls out of the ring.
Daniel Carson: Martin's fleeing again!
HardKore whips Mr. E into the ropes, and catches him with a swinging chokeslam. Then he noticed Jeff Martin who is outside the ring, and trying to climb over the security barricade and into the crowd. HardKore leaves Mr. E and exits the ring, grabbing Jeff Martin by the hair. But Martin had a chair concealed on the other side of the barricade, and he uses it to crack HardKore across the face. The referee is checking on Mr. E, and Martin uses the chance to strike again. HardKore is stunned and staggered. Martin leaps onto the barricade, and then off, hitting the Neutralizer (Fameasser) off the barricade and onto HardKore! Jeff Martin rolls HardKore back into the ring, where he rolls in and pins, 1............................................ 2................................... kickout!!!
Jeff swears and pulls HardKore to his feet, Mr. E grabs the former champ from behind and holds him tight with a full nelson. Jeff get's a start then launches in with a superkick! Hitting HardKoore in the face hard. Martin backs up and hits a second, then a third!
Daniel Carson: HardKore's tough, but this is beating a dead horse
Jeff Martin showboats for the crowd, but when he turns around Hazard is standing right in front of him!
Terry Carter: Where did he come from?!
Hazard punches Martin in the face, sending him over the top rope! HardKore breaks free from Mr. E and spins him around for the Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner), but Mr. E catches the kick and locks HardKore for the Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver)! Hazard saves HardKore and knocks Mr. E to the ground. The referee rings the bell.
Announcer: Winner by DQ, Jeff Martin and Mr. Electricity!!
{The Weaponmaster Champion and Mr. E retreat up the rampway laughing and taunting to the crowd as Hazard and HardKore stand in the ring frustrated. Hazard grabs a microphone.}
Hazard: That's it!! You boys want a fight?! You got it! Me and HardKore challenge you to a 10-table Hardcore Tag match at Aftermath!!!!
{Mr. E and Jeff Martin both nod and smile, pointing at Hazard and HardKore while laughing}
Daniel Carson: A 10 table tag match?! Our first match for the next PPV - Aftermath - has been announced!
Terry Carter: Wow... I love that match!
Daniel Carson: It's certain to be quite a match
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{Chris Moore is on the phone with someone again.}
Chris Moore: Yeah, I know bro. Spike and Jason have gotten out of hand. You hear the shit they're saying? I don't know if Winter's brainwashed them, but those two need to learn some respect. For their brothers, and for the rest of the world.
{Chris listens for a few minutes}
Chris Moore: I'm sure it'll come to that, no doubt. Hey bro, you know you can count on me. When you need an ally there to kick some ass your brother Chris is the man to call. After all, I'm about to become the Survival Champion! What's Spike gotten? Ohhhhh nothing. And Jason? Well who the hell cares, it's only the NMW. The only awards lower than that is something a damn whyno on the street hands you! HAHAHAHAHAHA
{Chris listens again}
Chris Moore: Absolutely, name the time bro. Well tell ya what, name it alittle later, because I got a championship match coming up next. Alright man, take care. Later.
{Chris hangs up the phone and walks off}
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Daniel Carson: Who do you think that was?
Terry Carter: Well if it wasn't Spike or Jason, that means he must have been talking to Demon Moore - of the MOW Slaughterhouse
Daniel Carson: As I understand it the Slaughterhouse is even more angry with Winters than we are
Terry Carter: Yeah, but there they call him Psyclone
Daniel Carson: I'm not sure what the NMW must have done to the Slaughterhouse - but it does have them on fire
Match 4. Survival Championship. Chris Moore Vs. "Above Average" Josh Reetz (c)
Daniel Carson: This one has alot of promise to it
Terry Carter: These two have been going back and forth lately. It'll be good to see a solid match
{"Sinner" by Drowning Pool hits, and Chris Moore walks out. The crowd cheers warmly for the former Weaponmaster contender. Chris makes his way over to the ring and climbs inside over the top rope. Chris just stands there waiting.}
Daniel Carson: Looks like Chris is prepared
Terry Carter: Hopefully it'll be enough
{"Where the Party At?", by Jagged Edge hits, and the Eternal Player, Josh Reetz walks out on stage with his entourage of scantly clad, and incredibly hot women. He smiles and gives each of them a kiss before continuing down the rampway alone. Reetz rolls into the ring and immediately showboats for the crowd, handing his belt off the to referee and finally taking his position in a corner.}
Terry Carter: And here we go, Survival belt on the line!
The bell rings and both men circle each other. Reetz takes the offensive, coming in with a hard kick. But Chris Moore swats it aside and grabs Reetz, lifting him for a chokeslam! Reetz wraps his arms and legs around Chris's arm, the weight overbalances the challenger, and brings him down to the mat - with Reetz holding a tight armbar!!
Daniel Carson: Good move!!
Reetz pulls back, but Moore is quickly at the ropes, breaking the hold. Both men get to their feet, this time Reetz's attack is met by the hard right hand of Chris Moore and sends him stagger backwards. Chris get's a running start and Gore's Josh Reetz!
Terry Carter: THAT WAS AWESOME! It looked like he was just hit by a mac truck!
Daniel Carson: Heh, he was
Chris pulls Reetz off the mat and nails a fast fallaway slam, then follows it with a hard german suplex! Reetz staggers to his feet and Chris plants him with a double-arm DDT. Moore rolls free and pulls Reetz to his feet, locking the champion in and nailing a hard Dudley Atomic Drop! Moore get's to his feet and taunts to the crowd. Josh Reetz get's to his feet and ducks a clothesline, grabbing Chris from behind and nailing a reverse DDT onto the mat! Reetz bounces to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle, leaping off with a back elbow drop, but Moore rolls free and Reetz hits nothing but the mat.
Chris Moore grabs Reetz by the neck, and pulls him off the mat, chokeslamming him back down. Chris drops a fast elbow, then stands and jumps, coming down with a knee. Reetz rolls out of the way and Chris falls down, holding his leg. Reetz grabs the ankle, and starts kicking at the bad knee.
Daniel Carson: Trying to chop down the tree
Terry Carter: What the hell are you talking about? He's hurting and injured knee! Idiot!
Daniel Carson: You ate paint chips as a child didn't you?
Reetz keeps a good hold on that ankle and twists it around, pulling Chris Moore into a single leg lock, and allowing Reetz to keep some very strong pressure on the damaged section. Reetz pulls and reinforces himself, twisting hard. Chris Moore screams in pain, but pulls himself towards the ropes. Reetz tries to stop the movement, but is too light to burden the beast that is Chris Moore. Chris finally grabs the rope and referee Malcolm Stains calls for the break. Reetz rolls clear, and as soon as Chris is attempting to stand up, Reetz charges in and hits a hard dropkick to the back, sending Chris spilling through the ropes and onto the outside.
Josh Reetz climbs the turnbuckle and waits. Chris get's to his feet unsteadily, and Reetz flies off the top with a massive moonsault - connecting square onto Chris and leveling him! Reetz stays on the outside, pummeling Chris in the face, and finally pulling him up to his feet and whipping the challenger into the ring apron! Then into the barricade, and finally back into the ring apron! Chris grabs Reetz, but Above Average kicks free and makes Chris's head meet the steel post with a deafening concussion.
Terry Carter: Reetz is owning the match now
Josh Reetz rolls back into the ring, then climbs the turnbuckle once more. He pauses and calls to the crowd, who cheer loudly, but Chris Moore leaps onto the apron and hits the ropes, causing the Above Average One to lose his footing and fall, crotching himself on the turnbuckle. Chris walks over and throws Reetz off the turnbuckle! But in the process Chris is dropped to one knee as the bad one gives out.
Daniel Carson: That injury is going to be the decision maker in this match
Chris forces himself to his feet, and staggers over towards Reetz. The champion pops to his feet though, and hits a patented somersault kick, staggering Chris and sending him backwards into the ropes. Reetz charges in and throws Chris across the ring, but misses with the spinning wheel kick as Chris ducks under it. Reetz is back to his feet and Chris hits him from behind with a running shoulder block! Both men go down. Chris grabs Reetz by the throat and starts to choke the champion, shaking him back and forth. The referee starts the five count, and Chris releases at 4. Reetz holds his throat. Chris uses the ropes to get to his feet. From the ground Reetz kicks, and takes out Chris's leg.
Terry Carter: These guys need to do something interesting.... I'm bored
Reetz get's to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle, he slaps his leg three times, then points at Chris as he get's up. Josh Reetz leaps off with the Above Average Axe Kick, but Chris ducks to one side and Reetz's misses - landing on his feet. Reetz turns around right into a massive paw that wraps around his throat. Reetz kicks and struggles, but Chris yanks him forward and headbutts the champion hard. Reetz's fighting decreases alot after that. Chris slowly turns in a full circle looking out over the fans. Chris screams in rage and fury and lifts Reetz up, hitting Kaos Rising (Huge Chokeslam) and shaking the ring with the impact!! Chris rolls Reetz up in a very tight pinfall - locking his arms. 1........................................................ 2............................................................ 3........................................................
Announcer: Winner at 6:21, and NEW UAW Survival Champion, Chris Moore!!!
{Chris celebrates as Reetz rolls to a sitting position and swears. Chris holds the title high overhead, Josh get's to his feet and leaves the ring. Returning a moment later with the ring bell! Reetz waits, and the moment Chris turns he recieves the bell full force to the kisser. Chris is stunned and busted open, he staggers backwards. Reetz drops the bell and yanks Chris into position, hitting the Final Destination (Rios Driver) and bringing Chris's skull into the ring bell! Blood is flowing freely as Reetz jumps to his feet and starts kicking and stomping on Chris, screaming at him. Referee's flood the ring, but Reetz doesn't pay any attention to them as he continues to beat Chris Moore. Finally they tow him off, and carry him - kicking and fighting - backstage.}
Daniel Carson: Wow, Reetz was more than alittle upset there
Terry Carter: Ya think?
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{Ogre is walking backstage, mumbling to himself and talking. Then Jordan Garski steps out in front of him, cutting him off. Jordan looks ticked.}
Jordan Garski: Yo Ogre, I heard what you were saying to the boss man. Now exactly what are you planning?
Ogre: Get outta my way Garski
Jordan Garski: I'm not going anywhere big guy, not until I know what your planning. You understand this you walking mountain - I've been screwed out of that title more times than I can count! I've been played, and I've been tricked. I am not going to let that happen again. So if you have something in your pea-sized brain for tonight you better damn well forget it.
Ogre: Why is that?
Jordan Garski: Because if you cost me this match, I'll personally bury you. Understand?
Ogre: Now you listen up chap, I don't give a bloody damn what the hell you think you've lost or gained. This is about me, me and me alone. So you shut yer yap, and move aside before I move you
{Ogre steps to the side to get by, but Garski blocks him off}
Jordan Garski: Understand this. If I don't get the answer to my question, then you'll never *make* it to any ring
{Ogre sighs and shakes his head}
Ogre: NO Garski, I'm not plannin nuthin for yer match tonight
Jordan Garski: Nothing?
Ogre: Not a goddamn bloody thing! Now move ASIDE!
{Ogre pushes past Garski, forcing him to one side. Jordan stands there awhile afterwards, watching, finally he turns and walks off.}
Jordan Garski: We'll see.....
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{Bear and Primal are walking down a hallway. Ahead of them is a line of Gummy Bears. Both of the brutes look at the delicious candies and smack their lips. Bear slowly starts to advance, trying to convince Primal that he hasn't seen them. Meanwhile Primal advances the same, both thinking they're being successful. Finally when they're within the final seven feet both men explode into action and each other - since the hallway is just too small for both men. Bear kicks Primal in the balls, and leaves him behind, catching up all the gummy bears as he goes. Bear starts shoveling them into his mouth, a few moments after eating them he yawns, and wobbles, then collapses.}
Daniel Carson: What the hell?
{Tim Lawson comes around the corner dressed like Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter}
Tim Lawson: G'day! Today I'll be showing ya how to handle large beasts. Take this bloke for example. In his natural habitat, this big guys almost harmless. He's been given a strong sedative to keep him calm and happy. Your ok big guy.
{Lawson grabs a point stick, Bear starts to come too}
Tim Lawson: These guys are extremely dangerous and should never be handled at home. Though peaceful most of the time they can jump up and WHACK, take yer arm clear off! They especially hate it when I do this.....
{Lawson starts jabbing Bear in the side with his stick. Bear waves his arm and grumbles the first few times, then starts to get really angry. The massive Bear get's to his feet and takes a few slow swings at Lawson who ducks them.}
Tim Lawson: As you can see, they're much faster than expected. Though this bloke doesn't have any venom, I still need to be careful. Crikey!
{Lawson ducks a punch, then steps back. Bear charges, and Lawson cracks him on the head with a mallet. Bear wobbles and falls once more.}
Tim Lawson: No worries, he'll be fine. Just need to restrain him and move him to a place where he can't hurt anyone
{Lawson whistles and four other guys appear. They tie Bear up and cart him off on a handcart. Lawson smiles and looks to the camera.}
Tim Lawson: G'Day, and we'll see you again soon!
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Terry Carter: Where do you think they're going to put Bear?
Daniel Carson: I don't know.... what I do know is that we're ready for one of the most brutal matches we're bound to have in a long time
Terry Carter: Yay! Falls Count Anywhere Match!!
Match 5. Falls Count Anywhere. Strife Vs. Sinister Vs. The Slayer
{The camera cuts to backstage where everything's already started. Just behind the curtain all three men ended up and brawl has begun.}
Strife grabs Sinister and throws him through the curtain out onto the stage. Just then a huge boot hits Strife in the face and send shim tumbling out onto the stage as well. Slayer walks out onto the stage, getting a huge cheer from the fans. Slayer grabs Sinister and throws him backwards into the Arena-Screen titantron supports. Slayer spins back and levels Strife with a brutal clothesline! Slayer turns back for Sinister, but he's scooped up and dropped with a hard scoop slam. Sinister jumps and drops an elbow, missing Slayer as he rolls away. But Slayer rolls straight into Strife, he hooks him up from behind, and plants him with a pump handle suplex! Strife leaps over Slayer and punches Sinister in the head, forcing him back and giving Strife the opening to kick him once, then nail a fast snap powerbomb!!
Daniel Carson: This is getting nasty already
Terry Carter: I hope it get's worse
Strife drops on Sinister, and grabs his head, banging it off the steel stage, then grinding it back and forth. Strife is suddenly yanked off by Slayer, who drives him down with a reverse-DDT-backbreaker. Slayer rolls Strife over, and lifts him up, hitting a shoulder breaker, then kicks him once in the head. Sinister starts to get to his feet, and Slayer come sin with a hard clothesline but Sinister ducks it, and shoves Slayer into the support poles, knocking the PWF veteran down. Sinister staggers over and grabs Slayer, pulling him off the rampway. Sinister hooks him up for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Slayer reverses, lifting Sinister first and slamming him into the ground.
Daniel Carson: Still just your standard hardcore brawl
Slayer is caught by Strife from behind, and bulldogged into the stage. Strife leaps up and grabs the support beams, using them to pulls himself off the ground. Sinister get's up, and Strife attemps a modified dropkick from his hanging position, but Sinister sidesteps, and grabs Strife's legs. With a yank he rips Strife free and drives him into the steel. Sinister grabs Slayer as he stands up, and runs with him, attempting to throw him off the stage! Slayer stops short and reverses though, now it's Sinister who charges the edge, but he too stops in time. Out of nowhere Strife spears him! Both men are sent sailing off the edge and into electrical equipment!! Sparks fly and the lights dim for a moment, then recover. Slayer starts walking down the rampway and drops off the side, coming around. Strife is just egtting up when Slayer arrives and beats him down to one knee. Sinister staggers to his feet, and Slayer grabs a handful of hair, then cracks his skull into Strife's. Slayer turns around for something and suddenly he's wiped out by........ XTREME?!
The crowd roars as Xtreme enters the fray. Xtreme rips Strife off the ground and throws him into the side of the stage, then charges and body splashes him against the steel! The side splits and both men disappear under the stage.
Daniel Carson: Now it's a 4-way battle!
Sinister pulls Slayer off the ground and throws him into the barricade, then runs in and clotheslines him over and into the crowd! Sinister waits until Slayer stands, then grabs him again, and yanks him back to the right side of the barricade. Slayer fights back with a few punches and kicks, but Sinister ends his resistance with a jumping DDT onto a speaker! Sinister stands up over Slayer and raises an arm - from under the stage another wall gives way. This time it's Strife that's carrying Xtreme in a spear! Strife turns and rams Xtreme into Sinister, knocking both men down!
Terry Carter: What a spear!
The crowd continues to roar loudly. Strife grabs a small speaker and lifts it over his head, bringing it down into Sinister's skull. Strife turns, but Xtreme is on his feet, Xtreme kicks him hard and sets Strife up for the Xtreme Stunner (TKO), but Slayer somehow get's to his feet and punches Xtreme in the side, causing him to collapse. Slayer get's to his feet and grabs Strife as he get's up as well. Slayer hooks him in and nails a lifting spinebuster, then grabs Xtreme and plants him with a hard traditional DDT. Slayer pops back to his feet and grabs Sinister as he struggles to stand, throwing him through a curtain backstage. Slayer follows him.
Slayer grabs Sinister again and bounces him off a few concrete walls, then turns and plants him through a doorway!! The door breaks off his hinges and falls inward as well. But it's Slayer who's surprised as Omen bursts out and tackles him!
Terry Carter: Omen's here too!!!
Omen batters Slayer back and forth. Then Slayer is removed by a spear from Xtreme! Omen turns and takes a jumping knee lift from Strife! Strife grabs Omen and rams his skull into the ground with a simple piledriver, but as he stands Xtreme destroys Strife with a superkick. Xtreme turns back around, but takes an uppercut from Sinister, who locks in a full nelson facedrop, and nials it! Sinister rolls over for the pin, but Strife yanks him off, only a moment before a chair knocks Strife to the ground. Slayer spins with the chair, smashing Omen over the head, he drops the chair and pulls Omen up, setting him for a fire-thunder driver, but Sinister grabs Slayer by the head and nails a sleeper drop onto the chair! Sinister grabs Omen and whips him into a wall, catching the return for a german suplex. But Omen rolls over his back and reverses the hold, hitting a german suplex of his own!
Omen turns around and clotheslines Strife out of his boots! Omen is dropped a moment later by a hard kick to the kidneys and a throw headfirst into the wall by Xtreme! Xtreme turns and kicks Slayer in the stomach, setting up and hitting the Xtreme Stunner (TKO)!!! Xtreme pins, 1....................................... 2.......................................... 3...........................................................
Announcer: Winner at 8:12.... Xtreme?
Daniel Carson: That was bizarre, someone who wasn't even in the match won it
Terry Carter: That was just so chaotic, and Xtreme re-established his title as the king of extreme
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{Ogre comes around another corner, this time into Tim Lawson as he chuckles and hangs up the phone. Lawson turns around and stops.}
Tim Lawson: Oh hey... Ogre..... how's it going?
{Ogre just steps up into Tim's face and smiles}
Ogre: That belt's going to be mine Lawson
Tim Lawson: Can't we all just get along?
{Ogre belly-laughs and walks past Lawson}
Ogre: Mark my words laddy, if it's the last thing I do I'll take that title from ya
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{Garski is in his lockerroom, prepping for his match when the door bursts open and Bates Masterson walks in. Jordan smirks and ignore him.}
Bates Masterson: Jordan, I warned you
{Jordan still ignores him}
Bates Masterson: Listen to me when I'm speaking to you BOY
{Jordan still ignores him}
Bates Masterson: Ok... if that's how you want to play it.....
{Bates lunges and grabs Jordan, throwing him over the bench and into a locker. Jordan bounces off ready to fight, one fist raises. Bates laughs.}
Bates Masterson: Oh, NOW your ready to listen huh?
Jordan Garski: Now I'm ready to kick your ass
Bates Masterson: Jordan, I warned you not to get involved in my business....
Jordan Garski: Like I'm scared of you
{Bates steps over the bench and walks up getting in Jordan's face}
Bates Masterson: You better be. I'm through playing. Your interfering in my plans tonight. MY PERFECT PLANS. And now I need to take time from MY schedule to kick your ASS. Do you understand how much that pisses me off?
Jordan Garski: Are you looking for a betaing little man?
Bates Masterson: You come to that ring tonight and I will break you. I'll beat you senseless. Screw Lawson - I can take him anytime. Your the first that's going to fall
Jordan Garski: ............... why wait?
{Jordan smirks, and Bates laughs in his face}
Bates Masterson: I do my business in the ring
Jordan Garski: Whatever, be ready. I'm gonna beat you within an inch of your life
Bates Masterson: I'll see you there.... bitch
{Bates turns and walks out, leaving Jordan Garski.}
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Daniel Carson: That was some tense words between those two.....
Terry Carter: This match has more questions going into it than any others I can think of!
Match 6. #1 Contendership. Bates Masterson Vs. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski Vs. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson
{"ADIDAS", by Korn starts and Bates Masterson practically bursts out onto the stage, he starts to the ring and runs the rest of the way, rolling inside and popping to his feet. Bates climbs a turnbuckle and soaks up the cheers from the crowd.}
{A golden light illuminates the stage, fog spreads out from the entranceway, glowing due to the lights beneath it. Suddenly "Wait and Bleed", by Slipknot hits and the "Golden God" Jordan Garski steps out onto the stage. The crowd almost blows the roof off as the lights come up and Jordan starts walking down to the ring.}
{Nickelback's "Woke up this Morning" hits.
The lights flash and change colors as Tim Lawson, the Arena Champion, walks
out through the curtains and into a sea of cheering fans! Lawson taps the
belt and then rushes the ring, sliding in and popping to his feet, bouncing
around the ring like he drank a 24-pack of Mountain Dew. Tim hands the belt
off and goes to his corner.}
Daniel Carson: All three men want to win this one, no holds barred in this match
Terry Carter: But who wants it the most eh?
Daniel Carson: Exactly
The match begins and Jordan and Bates hit in the center and just start a massive rumble. Both of these superstars pummel each other back and forth, each refusing to let the other have any advantage. Tim Lawson takes a step back watching. Bates pummels Garski, but is caught by a low kick, and bent over. Garski grabs him and hits a quick chin breaker. Jordan yanks Bates off the mat and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a hard elbow strike, staggering Bates against the ropes. Garski charges, and Bates backdrops him over the top rope! But Garski lands on the apron, he grabs Bates and turns him around for a guillotine. But Bates grabs him by the hair and yanks him back over the rope and into the ring.
Daniel Carson: Not a smart move by these two, but I don't think they care
Bates rips Garski off the mat and plants him with a swift elbow strike, then a hiptoss. Bates leaps and comes down driving an elbow into Jordan's chest! Jordan rolls away and starts to get to his feet. Masterson charges in with a big clothesline, but Garski ducks and snaps out a backkick cracking Bates in the head and knocking him into a turnbuckle. Garski charges in and leaps up, catching Bates and hitting a tornado DDT off the turnbuckle.
Garski hops to his feet and pulls Bates up, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him with a sleeperhold. Garski cinches it tight and squeezes. Bates grabs Garski's legs, and backs up, slamming him into a turnbuckle. Still Garski won't come off. Bates turns and falls backwards, sandwiching Jordan and breaking the hold.
Terry Carter: Do you think they even know Lawson's here?
Daniel Carson: Doubtful
Bates rolls off and grabs Jordan, pulling him to his feet and hitting a fast snap suplex, then rolling over and hitting a second. Garski staggers to his feet, and right into a lifting DDT! Garski pops back up and sucker punches Bates, hooking him in and hitting a sit-down piledriver! Garski, suddenly with a full head of steam, pulls Bates up and sends him into the turnbuckle. Garski climbs the turnbuckle and raises and arm into the air, getting Bates in position and hitting a rockbottom slam off the top! Garski get's to his feet, and takes a hard sidekick from the champion, Tim Lawson!
Daniel Carson: Lawson's finally getting involved
Terry Carter: Bout damn time
Lawson whips Garski off the ropes and catches him in a hard hurricarana! Lawson pops to his feet, but he's hit from behind by Bates, who hammers into him. Bates grabs Lawsona round the middle and hits a german suplex! Then rolls over and hits a second, then a third, fourth, fifth..... by this point Garski is up and just watching, sixth, seventh! Eighth! Nineth! Tenth! Bates finally releases and gets to his feet, only to be caught from behind and hit with a full nelson suplex! Garski cranes his neck, recovering.
Lawson slowly get's up, and Garski comes in with fists flying, beating Lawson backwards into the ropes. Suddenly Bates is there and they whip Lawson into the opposite ropes, and catch him with a double spinebuster! Bates yanks Lawson off the mat and he and Garski lock him in, and nail a double powerbomb!!! Now Garski pulls the champion up and pushes him into a turnbuckle. He yells something to Bates, who walks to the opposite corner. Garski whips Lawson out of the corner, and Bates meets him with a earth-shattering clothesline! Lawson flips in the air before landing!
Daniel Carson: Wow!
Terry Carter: THAT was impressive
Daniel Carson: Lawson just got impressed, the bad way
Jordan Garski walks over and pulls Lawson off the mat, him and Bates set Lawson up and hit a double piledriver, followed by a pair of elbow drops, then a second round.
Daniel Carson: Damn, Bates and Garski are working like a well oiled machine here
Bates calls out something and Garski nods, mounting a turnbuckle. Bates lifts Lawson onto his own shoulders and walks towards the turnbuckle.
Terry Carter: Doomsday Device!!!!
Garski leaps off, but instead of clotheslining, hits a spinning wheel kick! Sending Lawson crashing back down to the mat. Garski get's up and nods to Bates, who pulls Lawson to his feet. Garski starts unloading right and left hands into the champion, who seems to be unconscious for the most part. Bates suddenly launches Lawson forward into Garski. Bates leaps in and pops Garski in the face, planting him with The Stroke (Front Russian Sweep)!!!!!!
Daniel Carson: And the double cross!
Bates stands tall and looks down to the unconscious champion, he smiles. From the stage someone starts running down.
Daniel Carson: It's Rymiel!
Rymiel leaps onto the apron and whistles something. The referee turns around, and Keith Mardo pops up from the crowd. He hops the barricade and jumps onto the apron, hitting Bates with a Blackjack from behind! Bates collapses to the mat. Keith drapes one of Lawson's arms over Bates's chest, and grabs Garski's legs - pulling him out of the ring and backjacking the hell out of him. Rymiel hops off the apron and the referee turns back, then quickly drops and counts, 1............................................... 2....................................................... 3.............................................................
Daniel Carson: Rymiel just screwed Bates and Garski over! Why the hell did he do that?!
Terry Carter: You heard Ogre earlier, I think it was self-preservation
{Lawson is helped to his feet as Rymiel and Keith retreat up the rampway quickly. Lawson stands, wondering where he is, who he is, and why it's so noisy - his belt held loosely in one hand.}
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{A large box Marked, "This side Up. Open with Caution", arrives at the NMW headquarters. The stagehands surround it carefully, then shrugs and get crowbars. They pry and pull, and then the front explodes off as Bear leaps out, grabbing one of the men and tossing him across the room.}
Bear: Where is BEAR?! Smell funny here.....
{Bear staggers off down the hallway in the NMW arena. UAW logo appears over the NMW sign as the show fades.}
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