{A limo pulls up outside the UAW arena. It's a white stretch limo, with some expensive flames and pheonix airbrushing along the side of the car. It pulls to a stop and there's a long pause before the back door pops open and Zack Macomber, the NMW World Champion steps out. The crowd cheers loudly. He climbs out of the limo, and then HardKore, Tim Lawson, Outcast, and Bates Masterson follow him out of the limo.}
HardKore: That was beautiful Zack... Winters never saw it coming
Zack Macomber: That's the best part! That idiot actually thought he had killed the Mack!
Bates Masterson: Well this is your new home, welcome
Zack Macomber: Well, so long as your boss is as cool as he sounds on the phone - I don't see any problems
{The UAW boys laugh alittle}
Zack Macomber: What?
HardKore: .... nothing
Zack Macomber: Seriously, what?
Outcast: Well, it's just that Rymiel has this strange odor around him
Zack Macomber: Odor??
Bates Masterson: Yes.... it smells kinda like..... hey Craig - what is that smell?
Outcast: Piss
Bates Masterson: Ahh that's right
{The UAW boys start to laugh again}
Zack Macomber: How did that happen?
HardKore: He pissed himself
Zack Macomber: How old is he?!
HardKore: I don't know, twenty-something
Zack Macomber: Why the hell did he piss his pants?
Tim Lawson: It isn't so much of a why, it's more of a who
Zack Macomber: Who?
Tim Lawson: I'm glad you asked, see last week.....
{They're interrupted as Rymiel walks up, in an extra expensive suit. The UAW boys stop yapping and stand by}
Rymiel: Welcome to the UAW Macomber
Zack Macomber: Glad to be here
Rymiel: Last week was beautiful Zack, congrats on getting one over that piss-ant Winters
{The UAW starts to snicker, Rymiel glares at them}
Rymiel: Get out of here guys... I need to speak to Macomber
{The UAW boys start to walk off, Rymiel leads Macomber off in a different direction. As they walk Macomber takes an audible sniff and the UAW wrestlers crack up again as they head backstage. Rymiel just frowns.}
Rymiel: We have business to discuss Zack, come into my office
Zack Macomber: Lead the way boss
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{"When Worlds Collide", quakes the arena
as the ceiling explodes. Fire rains down, disappearing just feet above the
crowd. The lines and snakes come to life, weaving and twisting through the
airway. The music pounds as they scream towards the stage. They come together
in a mighty explosion - as the flames change into plumes of green, blue, and
yellow, the red fire then erupts from beneath and squelches all three colors.
The lights come up as the fans are on their feet. The camera spins through
the crowd, focusing in on some of the signs.
"Macomber RULES"
"Piss Off Rymiel"
"Iron Man - KB"
"Jeff Martin is my dad"
"I've been Influenced"
"EAT THAT NMW"
"X-Pac looks like a very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very ugly woman"
The camera pans back and focuses on Daniel Carson and Terry Carter behind
the announcers table}
Daniel Carson: Welcome to Saturday Deathmatch folks! We're just coming off a historic night for the UAW. Ogre handed in his resignation - and more important the UAW made their first movement against NMW!
Terry Carter: And now we know who Rymiel was speaking to on the phone for the last few weeks! Zack Macomber! We have the NMW World Champion!!!! How great is that?!
Daniel Carson: Well we've also just become the biggest target, they're going to do anything to get that belt back
Terry Carter: Let 'em try! We'll kick their asses
Daniel Carson: Are you going to fight them?
Terry Carter: Hell no! I'm too pretty!
Daniel Carson: Do you think there's a single person in the back that will defend you?
Terry Carter: ........
Daniel Carson: Anyway, here's the card for today folks
Match 1. Hardkore Match. Strife Vs. HardKore
Match 2. Weaponmaster Championship. Mr. Electricity Vs. Jeff Martin (c)
Match 3. Hooligan Vs. KillerBee
Match 4. Rush Vs. Xtreme
Daniel Carson: Not a full card, but it'll be one hell of a show
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{HardKore is walking through the backstage area, his wrestling gear is on and he's loosening up as he walks towards the entranceway. Jenna walks alongside him looking sexy as ever. HardKore rounds a corner and comes face to face with KillerBee. Bee stands in the way, a smirk on his face. HardKore sighs and goes to move around him, but Bee moves in the way. Again HardKore tries to pass without violence, and again KillerBee steps in his way.}
HardKore: Hey man, c'mon I have a match
{KB just stands there smiling}
Jenna: Yeah, get out of the way. HardKore's never done anything to you
{KB reaches out blindingly fast and grabs Jenna by the face, pushing her backwards and off her feet. Instantly HardKore is in his face and shoves him several steps back.}
HardKore: You touch her again, and I'll kill you
KillerBee: So your HardKore
HardKore: Damn straight
KillerBee: Ahhhh....
{KB smiles, then slams a fist into HardKore's chest, knocking the wind out of him. HardKore slumps over and drops to one knee totally surprised and helpless. KB kicks him in the head, then grabs a handful of hair and throws HardKore flat onto his back. KB steps on his chest and laughs.}
KillerBee: Your the baddest man here?! Is this a joke!
Jenna: Get OFF HIM!
{Jenna screams as she charges with a chair, cracking it over KB's skull. Bee smiles and seems not to notice the strike. He laughs, and Jenna backpedals. KB reaches out and grabs her by the back of her shirt, tossing her into a wall as well. Jenna hits and slides down it holding the back of her head.}
KillerBee: Stay there bitch, I'll be back for you....
{KB grabs HardKore and starts dragging him off.}
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Daniel Carson: KB just attacked HardKore!
Terry Carter: And did a pretty good job of it!
Match 1. Hardkore Match. Strife Vs. HardKore
{Strife is already standing in the ring, as he's been waiting for HardKore to show up for some time now. Then "Points of Authority", by Linkin Park hits and KB walks out, dragging HardKore by one foot. KB makes his way down into the ring, then turns and throws HardKore into the ring. The bell rings and Strife jumps at HardKore.}
Daniel Carson: This is going to be short, and who would have thought Strife would pull off this win
Terry Carter: But with KB here.... HardKore's guaranteed to lose
KB slides into the ring as well. Strife pulls HardKore to his feet and punches him square in the face, then whips the former champ off the ropes and catches him in a hard spinebuster. KB grabs HardKore by the hair and pulls him up, setting him up and hitting a hard brainbuster! Strife walks over to KB and slaps him once on the shoulder. KB smiles and turns away, then zips back around and levels Strife with a huge clothesline! KB pulls Strife up and sends him for a ride into the rope, catching him and hitting The Sting (Super Snap Powerbomb 01)!!! KB kicks HardKore in the head as he tries to stand. HardKore leaps back to his feet though and starts unloading punches and kicks into KB. The big man staggers and is forced back, HardKore winds up for the big hit - and KB lashes out grabbing him by the throat. KillerBee laughs - totally unaffected by the punches and kicks. With a roar he lifts HardKore into the air and chokeslams him!!!
Terry Carter: KillerBee is a beast.....
KB drags HardKore over and lays him on Strife, the referee counts 1.......................................... 2.................................................... 3...............................................................
Announcer: Winner at 2:18, HardKore!
{KillerBee get's a microphone, by grabbing it from the ring announcer and then pushing him off the apron}
KillerBee: This is the undefeated Arena Champ?? This is the greatest Weaponmaster champion ever??
{The crowd boos}
KillerBee: Your a joke HardKore! You and that slut of yours.... matter of fact - I need to go see her
{HardKore claws at the ground, struggling to get up}
KillerBee: You don't like that do you? Well guess what HardKore - your time is over, now it's the year of the bee!
{HardKore get's to his feet, and immediately takes a running big boot to the face, dropping him again. KB laughs and leaves the ring.}
Daniel Carson: I think we just saw the beginning of a war
Terry Carter: A war... probably. Now - if KB touches Jenna..... then it'll get nasty
Daniel Carson: Nasty may be too weak a word for it
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{Tim Lawson is sitting in his room. In the center is a small wooden catapult. Across the room is a lego castle.}
Tim Lawson: Arrrrrrr, ye be not lowering ye bridge. Now we'll hafta.... hit... ye with a catapult!!
{Tim starts talking in a higher nasal voice}
Tim Lawson: No no, don't ruin our beautiful castle!
Tim Lawson: ARRR! Fire!
Tim Lawson: No no no! Ahhhhhhhh!
{He laughs as he pulls the switch and a fist sized rock is launched into the plastic castle smashing it badly. Then the door opens and Jordan Garski walks in. Lawson get's up to his feet and turns to face him. Garski raises his hands.}
Jordan Garski: Whoa whoa Lawson, I'm not here for trouble
Tim Lawson: Why are you here then?
Jordan Garski: I want a title shot
Tim Lawson: What else is new....
Jordan Garski: Hey listen, I've tried challenging, fighting, attacking, tricking, I've done everything to get a shot. Everything but this. Lawson, I'm asking you to give me a title shot next week on Deathmatch
Tim Lawson: Your asking me?
Jordan Garski: Yeah.... so?
Tim Lawson: Jordan you've had like 4 dozen title shots
Jordan Garski: Just one more - if I don't win this then I'll leave you alone for the rest of your reign
Tim Lawson: Really?
Jordan Garski: Absolutely
{Tim thinks on it for a moment}
Tim Lawson: I get to name the match?
Jordan Garski: Sure
Tim Lawson: Deal - and I'll see you next week
{Garski smiles and nods, leaving. Lawson chuckles and reloads the catapult.}
Tim Lawson: Arrrr! Bring out the wenches!!!
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{Hooligan is seen backstage sitting with Outcast, Outcast is apparantly deep in conversation.}
Outcast: See what I mean? The Spirit Title just isn't the place for you. You need something grander! You don't make enough extra as the Spirit Champ, you need to be able to afford good dental care, and some speech therapy.....
{Hooligan shoots Outcast a look}
Outcast: Anyway, ya see what I mean - this title. It's nothing, small potatoes. What YOU need, you need something that will make everyone stand up and take notice! You need something that will catapult you into stardom... you Need.....
{Outcast pulls up a cardboard cut-out of the Survival Championship. Hooligan smiles}
Hooligan: I 'ant th'iny un!
Outcast: Um yeah.... exactly! Exactly! This could be yours too
Hooligan: How'ud 'e git 'et?
Outcast: That easy, you go tell Rymiel that Josh Reetz is a flake and a loser. And that you deserve that title not him. The boss will make the match, you'll have your chance to shine. All bright and beautiful and a long long LONG way away from this pitiful sad little Spirit Championship. See? It's so small... you don't want this one anyway
Hooligan: 'e'll 'ive ma' d'atch?
Outcast: ........... YEAH! Sure....... why not..... right?
{Hooligan smiles and jumps up, heading off. Outcast smiles and relaxes}
Outcast: Ahh yes... and a champion with no challengers for his title is a champion FOREVER! Hehehehehehehe...... I'm bored......
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Daniel Carson: How long has Outcast had that belt?
Terry Carter: Seems like forever - and it looks like it'll be awhile longer at this rate as well
Daniel Carson: He could very well break HardKore's Arena Championship record
Match 2. Weaponmaster Championship. Mr. Electricity Vs. Jeff Martin (c)
{"Hit the Lights", by Metallica hits and the challenger, Mr. Electricity walks out onto the stage, and for the first time recieves a welcoming cheer from the crowd. Mr. E makes his way down saying hello to a few of the fans before climbing into the ring and mounting a turnbuckle - holding up his signal for the Circuit Breaker. The crowd roars and Mr. E hops off bouncing lightly on the balls of his feet, waiting.}
Daniel Carson: This young man has come a long way from when he first joined us
Terry Carter: Yeah, but even faster is THIS man. The UAW WEAPONMASTER CHAMPION!
Daniel Carson: He's a dispicable and deplorable person
Terry Carter: Ohhh, you finally bought a dictionary huh?
Daniel Carson: It's called a thesaurus dumbass
Terry Carter: .............. [ ] you....................
{"Got the Life", by Korn hits, and the current Weaponmaster Champion walks out onto the stage. The crowd boos him loudly. Martin spins around on the stage and moons the fans, laughing at them. Martin turns back around and WHAM! Mr. E - who has charged up the rampway - spears Jeff Martin!!!}
Daniel Carson: What a hit!
Mr. E remains over the champ, pummeling him senseless with hard right and left hards. Martin scrambles and tries to defend himself, but he can't keep the punches away. Finally tired Mr. E climbs off and drags Martin to his feet. E tosses Martin off the edge of the stage! Martin falls and rolls across the hard ground. Mr. E takes his time and climbs down. At this point Martin is trying to escape into the back.
Terry Carter: See! Strategic retreat!
Daniel Carson: He's running scared
The camera's change to backstage, and Mr. E bursts through the curtains. But Jeff Martin is nowhere to be seen. Mr. E screams and starts walking, that's when Martin emerges from the folds of the curtain with a baseball bat and cracks it across Mr. E's back! E falls to his knees and a golf swing to the face puts him down. Martin kneels over him and waves the bat around slowly.
Jeff Martin: God your stupid! You still don't get it? I WIN. YOU LOSE. Me - Winner. You - Loser. Do you need me to write it out for you in crayon?
Martin pulls E to his feet and throws him into a wall, then pulls him off and tosses him into another one. Martin grabs E by the head and runs, leaping over a snack table and bulldogging Mr. E through it! Martin pops up and pulls E to his feet hooking him in and hitting a sit-down piledriver onto the concrete!!! Mr. E flops over holding his head in pain. Jeff Martin laughs and parades around alittle.
Jeff Martin: Who'se the winner now? Huh? Take a look at your hero you sorry sacks of shit-eating feces! There's your hero... laying on the floor beaten like a little bitch......
Mr. E starts to struggle to his feet and Martin frowns. The crowd can be heard cheering. Martin moves in and swings a hard right, but it's blocked and Mr. E replies with a stinging jab. Martin tries again, and recieves another jab! Martin goes for a wild haymaker, but Mr. E ducks it and grabs him from behind hitting a sleeper DDT!!!! Mr. E pins, 1.............................................. 2........................................... kickout!!!! Mr. E swears and pulls Martin off the floor, whipping him into a door - which collapses and spills into a random lockerroom. Jenna is seen hiding in there with a lead pipe in her hands. Seeing neither man is KB she bolts and takes off down the hallway.
Daniel Carson: Well Jenna is still escaping KB it seems
Terry Carter: That's a good thing for her
Mr. E grabs Martin by the head as he tries to stand and slams a knee into Martin's jaw. Once he's dazed E turns and throws him into a closet door! Jeff Martin smashes a hole in the doorway and staggers out, only to be dropped by a hard clothesline from the challenger! Mr. E pulls Martin up and takes him out of the lockerroom, turning and hurling him into a soda machine. Martin rebounds and comes back screaming with an axe handle, but E dodges and catches Martin in a full nelson hold. He adjusts lightly then hits a halfnelson suplex into a pile of crates and boxes!! Mr. E takes his time as he approaches. Martin is seen crawling away from the site, and finally reaching a second refreshment table. He grabs onto it and uses it to pull himself to his feet. Mr. E walks up and grabs him by the shoulder, turning him around. But Martin throws a cup of hot coffee in Mr. E's face! Electricity staggers screaming. Martin takes the opportunity to grabs the coffee thermos and smash it over E's head!!!! Coffee spills out everywhere as the steel container is bent and broken.
Daniel Carson: Dear god!!!!
Terry Carter: Wow... Cooooooooooooooooooool
Martin pulls E to his feet, then hits a fast Neutralizer (Fameasser) onto the thermos again! Jeff Martin rolls Mr. E up and grabs a handful of tights in the process to make sure, 1........................................... 2................................................ 3................................................................
Announcer: Winner at 6:17, and STILL UAW Weaponmaster Champion - Jeff Martin!!
{Martin collects his belt and staggers off down the hallway}
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{Rymiel and Zack Macomber as speaking in Rymiel's office}
Rymiel: So you'll be ready to compete next week?
Zack Macomber: I'm ready to compete now
Rymiel: That's good, but there's no hurry. Unlike NMW we're not a flavor of the month. We'll give you a proper debut match next week, how's that?
Zack Macomber: Hey, whatever you say Rymiel
Rymiel: Excellent, in the meantime relax. Get to know some of the boys here. I think you'll enjoy it
Zack Macomber: Me too
{The door opens and Keith Mardo comes in}
Rymiel: Ahh Keith, have you met.....
{Keith interrupts}
Keith Mardo: You better see this....
{Keith clicks on the TV and changes it to one of the security cams. Three men with NMW shirts are running around backstage.}
Rymiel: What the hell?!
{They're spray painting curses and "NMW Rules", and "UAW SUCKS" across the walls with various other.... colorful metaphors.}
Rymiel: Who do they think they are??
Zack Macomber: I know them. That's "Real Thing" Jackson King, Spike Moore, and Thresh......
Rymiel: Who the hell are they?
Zack Macomber: NMW
Rymiel: Well I know that!!
Keith Mardo: They're busting up everything. They blasted through the backdoor and took out half a dozen security personel
Zack Macomber: Tell ya what Rymiel. I know I'm off tonight, but why don't you let me round up a posse and we'll get those guys out of here for ya
Rymiel: Ok, and remember they're trespassing.... any force you need
{Zack smiles and leaves the room}
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Daniel Carson: Zack's already taking a front-page position
Terry Carter: You expect otherwise?? It's the Mack!
Daniel Carson: Well we'll get back to that later. Right now we have the return match between Xtreme and Rush Man. Xtreme is quite upset at losing the Japanese Deathmatch at Aftermath - and he's challenged Rush to a Wicked HardCore match
Terry Carter: Rush wouldn't be here if Rymiel had accepted the challenge and pulled Lawson in
Daniel Carson: That's true
Terry Carter: Rymiel's just yellow..... yellow like piss...... like he peed himself.......
Match 3. Wicked Hardkore. Rush Man Vs. Xtreme
{Backstage it's already begun}
Xtreme brings a 2x4 down across Rush's back, breaking the board in half! Xtreme yanks Rush off the ground and throws him into a concrete wall, then spears him into it. He wraps his arms around Rush's middle and lifts him up for a backdrop - but stops halfway and spins - bouncing Rush's head off the wall with a sickening crack!
Daniel Carson: Holy shit!
Terry Carter: I can practically taste the gray matter
Xtreme throws Rush off his shoulder and onto the floor, then drops and covers, 1............................................... 2................................................ Xtreme pulls Rush's head off the floor stopping the count.
Daniel Carson: He said Rush won't be able to walk away
Xtreme pulls the challenger to his feet and pops him once in the face, then hooks him up and hits a hard snap suplex! Rush arches his back in pain and Xtreme pulls him up once more. Rush attacks with reserves, pounding Xtreme in the gut over and over again, battering and beating him. Xtreme is finally forced off and Rush leaps into the air, planting a hard dropkick to Xtreme's chest and throwing him backwards into the wall. Xtreme explodes off the wall in a barreling charge, Rush drops to the ground and sweeps the King of Extreme's legs! Xtreme falls facefirst onto the floor, blood can be seen flowing from his nose and lip. Rush leaps into the air and drives a hard elbow into Xtreme's spine! Xtreme throws him off and rolls away, getting to his feet. The smaller, Rush charges and clotheslines Xtreme, but the bigger man doesn't fall.
Rush backs up and tries a second, but he recieves a decapitating clothesline from Xtreme! Xtreme staggers to a nearby wall and uses it to steady himself. Rush starts to get to his feet - no matter how unsteady. Xtreme walks over and grabs a handful of hair, pulling Rush along as he starts moving through the backstage area of the UAW arena.
Daniel Carson: Just where the hell are they?
Terry Carter: I have no idea
Xtreme leads Rush into a backroom hallway. It's lined with odds and ends, ladders, chairs, tables, trash cans.
Terry Carter: Xtreme's Armory!!
Daniel Carson: Good name for it
Terry Carter: Rush Man is the first to visit the armory!
Xtreme walks over and grabs a chair, he stands waiting for Rush. Rush get's back to his feet, and Xtreme throws the chair into his face, Rush catches it - but doesn't see the second chair that Xtreme steps up and swings - smashing both into Rush's face! Xtreme grabs a ladder and throws it over on top of Rush. He grabs a second and starts climbing it, reaching the top quickly and holding both arms out in a crucifix position before leaping off with a senton bomb - but Rush kicks the ladder up and rolls aside!!! Xtreme slams down and bounces off in extreme pain. Rush grabs one of the chairs and jumps - hitting a chairassisted legdrop onto the back of Xtreme's head! Rush rolls him over and pins, 1................................................ 2............................ kickout!! Rush walks over to one of the corners and grabs something, wheeling it out.
Daniel Carson: A hospital gurney????
Rush loads Xtreme onto the gurney, then get's a running start and throws it off to the far side of the hallway - where a large glass window is seen that leads out into the parking lot. Xtreme rolls off the gurney just before it smashes through the window and falls 2 stories into the parking lot!!!!
Terry Carter: Damn!! That would have been cool
Daniel Carson: That might have been fatal!!
Xtreme get's to his feet, and catches a charging Rush with a spinebuster - but he spins in the air and puts Rush down on the pile of broken glass!!!! Rush screams and rolls away, bleeding from a number of deep cuts on his back. Xtreme grabs Rush and throws him into a pile of trash cans, knocking them down and sending the cans all over. Xtreme kicks them out of the way as the bloody man approaches Rush. Then a trash can is flung up into Xtreme's face and he staggers back a step. Rush charges and hits a dropkick to the trash can, throwing Xtreme down hard. Rush climbs a ladder and hits a legdrop off the top! But it seems to have hurt him too. Rush Man get's to his feet and pulls Xtreme up, throwing him into a thick doorway and spearing him against it. Now it's Rush that lifts Xtreme onto his shoulder and prepares to spin!! But Xtreme somehow reverses and brings Rush down in a hard DDT into the doorway! Rush staggers off the hit and wobbles uncertainly on his feet. Xtreme holds his head and grabs a chair. Rush turns around and takes a hard shot to the head.
Daniel Carson: This is worth the money
Xtreme walks over to the ladders and pulls a burlap sack out, then turns it upside down and pours out hundred of thumbtacks. He pulls Rush into position for a powerbomb onto the thumbtacks - but Rush uses all his energy to backdrop Xtreme! Xtreme rolls off his back though - not looking forward to being hole punched - and dashes across the steel caltrops. Rush turns around and is met with a flying trash can lid - which he ducks just barely. Xtreme throws three more, each of which is ducked. Rush charges, and Xtreme ducks down hitting a beautiful spinning back kick! Rush it knocked silly and thrown against a wall. Xtreme runs in and grabs him - spike slamming him onto the floor.
Xtreme grabs Rush and starts climbing a ladder. He get's to the top and picks Rush up, he turns and readies for it.....
Daniel Carson: He's going to powerbomb Rush off the ladder, onto the thumbtacks!!!!!
Xtreme positions and lifts Rush up for a Last Ride Powerbomb - then there's a commotion. The NMW boys pour into the hallway and hit the ladder! Both Xtreme and Rush fall off and smash through the stack of trash cans, sending stray pieces of metal and wood flying. Xtreme get's up quickly and takes a snap kick to the gut - then a Riot Act (STO 2) from Thresh Crest! Rush Man get's up and Jackson King levels him with a huge punch to the face, knocking Rush backwards into the wall and unconscious.
"Real Thing" Jackson King: You boys just wait till we bring the army... we're just the scouts....
Around the corner Zack Macomber, Chris Moore, Immortal, and Bear run.
Thresh Crest: Well well well, look - it's Zacky......
Zack Macomber: How's it going champ... oh wait... that's right you lost
{Thresh growls, but King cuts him off with an arm}
"Real Thing" Jackson King: You guys wanna fight. Let's go. Right here, right now
Zack leads the charge as the NMW and UAW collide. Zack takes down Thresh Crest with a spear and then starts pummeling him. Bear roars and charges Spike Moore - who steps out of the way and Bear trips skidding across the floor. Spike isn't saved from Chris Moore who grabs him by the neck with both hands and spins - slamming his little brother into the wall and bashing the turncoats head off the concrete over and over again.
Jackson King pops Immortal in the face, but Immortal ignores it and headbutts King. King staggers back, and ducks a clothesline attempt, grabbing Immortal for a neckbreaker - but Immortal shoves him off! King runs in and ducks the big boot attempt of Immortal. Jackson kicks Chris Moore off Spike, then roundhouses Macomber off Thresh. Immortal turns around but Thresh grabs him and throws him into a wall, then reverses and clotheslines him. The NMW starts to retreat back towards the end of the hallway with the window.
Daniel Carson: C'mon UAW! KICK THEIR ASSES!!
Zack get's to his feet and smirks - all the UAW boys are up and mostly unhurt. Meanwhile the NMW seems pretty battered.
Zack Macomber: Get 'em
The UAW charges, when all of a sudden they're caught from the side as Chang Mustafa, Crazy Joker, Insane Joker, and "The Skankin' Punkabilly" Tony Monroe burst through a side doorway and take out the UAW boys with crowbars and baseball bats. In second the UAW is laying on the ground as the Seven NMW superstars laugh and stand over them.
"Real Thing" Jackson King: C'mon boys, we have a REAL show to do....
{The NMW drop their weapons and spit on the UAW, each one leaving choice words. Thresh stops after the others have left and grabs a crowbar - lifting it up over his head and aiming at Zack's temples.}
Daniel Carson: He's going to kill him!!!!!
{Unbeknownst to Thresh, Bear is up - blows to the head having little effect on the brute. Bear grabs the crowbar as Thresh screams and brings it down. Bear growls and rips the weapon from the former NMW champ's hands. Thresh backpedals - not wanting to get stuck fighting Bear without backup.}
Thresh Crest: This aint over Zack! I swear to god you little mother[ ]ing donkey licking ass pounding anal pirate.... I'm gonna kill you.......
{Bear growls again, and Thresh leaves, but not before glaring backwards at the big man.}
Terry Carter: The first battle of the war!!!! And NMW won!! NO!
Daniel Carson: We needed to expect it, this is just heating up.....
{A few moments later EMT's and medical personnel show up and start helping the superstars up}
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{Slayer is seen walking down a seperate hallway. He looks at the camera and smirks.}
The Slayer: The UAW was not prepared for this. I was there, and I watched. You've lost the hunters instinct - the last one of you that knew that life was Maximus. If you want to take out the NMW, you will need to learn. But I'm not a teacher.
{Slayer takes a step back and almost disappears into the shadows.}
The Slayer: But there's something more important than that I must take care of. Someone by the name of Josh Reetz.... a paper champion who only holds the title because of luck. Reetz, this is your only chance to face me like a man. If you refuse them I will still come after you. It's time for the slaying to begin, and if it will not be by the rules of the UAW, then it will be against them. Your the target, and if you run - you'll only die tired.....
{Slayer disappears into the shadows.}
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{Back in Rymiel's office, the owner of the UAW slumps in his chair.}
Rymiel: We lost the first battle.....
Keith Mardo: There's always got to be a winner and loser Rymiel
Rymiel: Yes but THEY ARE the losers, not us
Keith Mardo: At the very least we've seen what they can do, let's learn from it
{Zack Macomber staggers into the office}
Rymiel: You ok?
Zack Macomber: If I can handle being dead I can handle this
Rymiel: What happened? I thought you were going to take care of it
Zack Macomber: Listen boss, I'm good at taking out Thresh. I know that little whore - I know how he thinks. This one was led by Jackson King..... he's alot smarter than Thresh
Rymiel: So??
Zack Macomber: So relax, we'll get him. It's just going to be more fun now
{The door opens again and Jordan Garski comes in}
Jordan Garski: I want in
Rymiel: In?
Jordan Garski: Against NMW, I told you I wanted a piece of them. Now I'm here to make sure you have the kind of guys you need
Rymiel: Very well - you two plan something. Tell me what you'll need..... we'll get them back
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Daniel Carson: Things are certainly becoming interesting. While the NMW seems to be able to put aside their personal problems the UAW just can't seem to follow suit
Terry Carter: We'll still win, we're bigger and stronger
Daniel Carson: But the NMW already proved they can hit us, and hit us hard
Terry Carter: We're still better than they are
Daniel Carson: Perhaps, but war isn't won by power - there's strategy to take into account. And the UAW needs to create some in a real hurry
Match 4. Hooligan Vs. KillerBee
{"Whats the Story (Morning Glory)", hits the sound system and the fans cheer warmly for the Hooligan as he comes through the curtains kicking his signature soccer ball back and forth. He stops at one fan who's dressed just like him, both men seem to start speaking and understanding each other perfectly well.}
Terry Carter: DEAR GOD! There's more of them!
{Hooligan smiles and shakes the man's hand, then continues down to the ring where he slides in and waits for KB.}
{"Points of Authority" by Linkin Park plays. Suddenly Jenna is thrown through the curtains, tumbling on the rampway. KB walks out with the lead pipe she was carrying resting in one hand. She seems unhurt, just rattled as he starts walking down, cutting off her escape routes and keeping here right there. Jenna tries to leap the barricade, but he catches her and drags her to the ring, quickly handcuffing her to one of the turnbuckles. KB slides into the ring and flicks off Hooligan.}
Daniel Carson: If HardKore can get up there's going to be somen serious problems here.
The bell rings and KillerBee ignores Hooligan. Hooligan comes in swinging and punching and kicking. KillerBee doesn't even budge. Hooligan screams and slams his forehead into KB's face! KillerBee staggers backwards, barely remaining upright. He slowly turns back to look at Hooligan - then laughs.
Daniel Carson: KillerBee is practically immortal! NOTHING Phases this guy!!
KB punches Hooligan in the face, sending him back into the turnbuckle. KB walks in and starts pummeling him against the corner, beating him back and forth. Hooligan tries to fight back, but he's untrained and can't compete with KB's strength and size. KB lifts Hooligan onto the turnbuckle, and then throws him off onto the outside of the ring! The referee starts yelling at KillerBee, who slugs him in the face. The referee drops like a sack of potatoes.
{"School of Hard Knocks", by P.O.D hits - and the crowd is on their feet. HardKore charges the ring, sliding in and jumping to his feet.}
HardKore powers KB backwards and into the turnbuckle, then starts hammering away from brass knuckled punches. KB seems to be feeling these as he's knocked in the face and gut over and over again. HardKore pulls him out into the middle of the ring and hits The Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner)!!!! KB bounces right back to his feet. HardKore raises his arms unaware that KB is not only standing but unphased. HardKore turns around and KB grabs him by the neck again!
Daniel Carson: We saw this once already tonight!!
HardKore lashes out with a kick to the nads, but KB doesn't seem to notice. In desperation HardKore punches KB in the arm with the brass knuckles - pushing the arm away from his throat. HardKore steps in and hits a fast Rock Bottom Slam!!!! KB rolls over and get's to his feet. HardKore's left standing facing the monster, shaking his head in disbelief. KillerBee smiles and nods his head, throwing a hard punch - but HardKore ducks and socks him in the face again. KB's head snaps to one side, then he turns back and BAM! A second Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner)!!!! KB hits the mat this time, but get's up again.
Terry Carter: WHAT IS THIS GUY?!
Hooligan is standing outside the ring watching all this, seemingly forgotten that he's in the match. Instead he seems to be routing with the fans. HardKore yells something to him, and Hooligan snaps out of it - sliding back into the ring. HardKore ducks another clothesline, then throws KB into the ropes. HardKore offers a hand to Hooligan, who accepts. HardKore then turns and whips Hooligan headfirst into KB's face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KillerBee is hit hard enough by the running headbutt to spin 180 degrees in the air before landing. Even Hooligan is stunned and shakes his head to clear it. KB starts getting up again, still seemingly unphased. Hooligan grabs him from behind and hits an edgecution! HardKore drops an elbow into KB's throat!! Still the beast starts to get to his feet.
Daniel Carson: It's like watching a bad horror movie
Terry Carter: Yeah, but this is real....
{Both announcers look point blank into the camera for a few seconds, then go back to calling the match}
KB grabs HardKore by the throat and chokeslams him without hesitation! Hooligan charges and ducks low, taking out one of KB's knees. Hooligan rolls over and pins, but with no referee it doesn't matter as KB throws him off! In fact throwing Hooligan so high he can land on his feet! HardKore is back up, and as KB rises he hits a third Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner)!!!! KB doesn't fall yet again, and he kicks HardKore in the gut, setting him up for The Sting (Super Snap Powerbomb 01), but Hooligan leaps off HardKore's back and headbutts KB, sending him staggering back a few steps. KB lashes out, but Hooligan catches it and uppercuts the big man, then whips KB into the ropes and meets him with a forceful elbow! KB skids on the mat and get's up again - but it's both Hooligan and HardKore who clothesline him over the top. KB lands on his feet and takes a few steps back. He pulls a small metal key from his waistband and tosses it into the ring. HardKore scoops it up and goes outside to unlock Jenna from her handcuffs. Meanwhile KB retreats and grabs a microphone.
KillerBee: She's safe now HardKore - I want you and you alone...... I'll see you next week.......
{The camera's switch back to HardKore, Jenna, and Hooligan standing in the ring over them, the UAW logo appears and the show fades out.}