{No music starts. Instead the fans are shown in bewilderment as the camera's pan around and the show is obviously starting, but without the fanfare it normally does. Then "Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits. Rymiel walks out onto the stage. The arena is still in rough shape after the NMW roster tore into things. Some pieces have been replaced, others are still missing. Rymiel walks down to the ring and climbs in, taking a microphone.}
Rymiel: We've come to a crossroads my friends. This creation, the UAW is dying....
{The crowd boos loudly, but Rymiel holds up a hand and quiets them.}
Rymiel: There's no point booing, it is. You know it, I know it, the roster knows it. What's killing us? The same thing that we started. This war with the NMW. Like fools we thought we could blow them away, no casualties. We were wrong. Jordan Garski suffered a neck and shoulder injury last week when he was attacked. The doctors aren't sure he can EVER come back to the wrestling world.
{The crowd boos again, Rymiel paces around the ring alittle.}
Rymiel: We've traded blows back and forth, and then again. The attacks have been taking their toll on the talent now as well! Half of the UAW roster is too scared to show their face because they may be attacked. Gentlemen, we are at war, and even the slightest show of bravery is worth your weight in gold. This isn't easy to do, but I'm firing everyone who hasn't been active in the war. Your dead weight! YOU ARE SLOWING US DOWN! WE WILL NOT LOSE THIS WAR BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Rymiel: The following people are fired. The Giant. Lee. Bahamut. Outcast. Charlie Lubnuts. Arch D Lux. The Slayer. Sinister. Strife.
Rymiel: These next people are on probation, and WILL be fired if activity doesn't immediately improve. Hooligan, Big Daddy Cain, and Zack Macomber. Gentlemen, we need everyone, and if you cannot fight - your no good to me
{The crowd boos, but Rymiel ignores them}
Rymiel: Seth Winters.......
{The crowd boos louder}
Rymiel: We've done everything to each other at this point. I accept your truce. And furthermore, I accept the PPV - with one stipulation. We will have the BIG match. At the top of the show - MAIN EVENT - we will have your champion and my champion. Head to head. One on one. No interference. No tricks, no games. The loser will close their doors forever!!!
{The crowd doesn't know what to say)
Rymiel: So it's fair, Lawson will defend his title that night as well. And he will face a challenger of YOUR choosing.
Rymiel: Now I wish to make some awards. The following roster members will be recieving a 10% bonus to their salary due to their continued activity both here and backstage against the NMW invasion. KillerBee, Rush Man, Josh Reetz, Tim Lawson, HardKore, and even Chris Moore.
Rymiel: We don't have much for you tonight folks. With the damages and the fear of attack, the remaining superstars aren't terribly high on the idea to come out here tonight. With good reason - they love you - they love this sport - but the next step is someone actually dying in this war. And no one wants to see that. Terry! Daniel! Get to work.....
{"Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits and Rymiel raises an arm to the crowd, who cheers, and then he retreats into the back.}
Daniel Carson: Hello folks, we're back again
Terry Carter: They broke my table!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Carson: This was a huge announcement by Rymiel, and it leaves the UAW shaken to the core. Half the roster was fired or put on probation. Was this really a smart move? Or a fatal mistake?
Terry Carter: The fatal mistake was breaking my table!!!!!
Daniel Carson: For the love of god, shut up! eh. Ladies and Gentlemen here's the card for tonight.
Match 1. Big Daddy Cain Vs. Josh Reetz
Daniel Carson: And that's it, at this point most of the roster is embroiled against NMW superstars
{"Breathe", by Nickelback hits and Thresh Crest appears on the stage! The crowd boos loudly. But Thresh raises a hand, the beating he recieved at the hands of Mr. Electricity on NMW Revolution. Thresh waits until the crowd quiets.}
Thresh Crest: Whoa whoa whoa guys. I'm not here for trouble. I'll get right to the point. I tasted UAW gold and I liked it. Mr. E....... sure you jumped me.......... you beat me............... you took that title back. Yeah yeah, sure, whatever. Shove it up your ass spunk-meister. Here's the deal - I'm challenging anyone here tonight to a match for the Contendership at the Interfed PPV! That's right, since last week E won to be the #1, and then took the title. The spot is vacant. So I want a match and I want that spot!
{The crowd cheers at this idea}
Thresh Crest: Shut up you maggot-filth, ball-licking, ass-sucking, salad-tossing, red-neck, retard - rejects!
{That get's him some serious heat}
Thresh Crest: So the question becomes, who's man enough to face me?
{Silence is heard over the speakers for a moment, then "Guess Who's Back?" blasts through. A moment later Kid Rock's "Cocky" hits. Thresh turns around and looks up to the screen. Xtreme appears there.}
Xtreme: Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly....
Thresh Crest: Fly this you....
Xtreme: SHUT UP! This is MY time now punk, and you WILL recognize me, or I WILL break you!!
{The sheer intensity of the statement shuts Thresh up}
Xtreme: Xtreme has been sitting back here, a long time. I've been in some matches, but my time to shine has never happened. It was about too - then YOU and your friends came and ruined my match against Rush Man. So now your going to pay for it Crest. I don't care who your family is....
Thresh Crest: THEY'RE LOSERS!!!!!!
Xtreme: Or who your brothers are.....
Thresh Crest: SHUT THE [ ] UP!!!!!!
Xtreme: Or what championships they've held, the honor's they've gotten......
Thresh Crest: You want the match Xtreme?! You [ ]ing got it!!!! I'm gonna break you bitch!
{Xtreme smiles}
Xtreme: Try it, prick
{Xtreme fades out and Thresh storms backstage.}
Daniel Carson: Looks like we have one more match today too!
Match 1. Big Daddy Cain Vs. Josh Reetz
Daniel Carson: Rymiel's signed this one to try and get cain active again. I guess we'll see if it works, huh?
Terry Carter: Indeed
{"Kill 'em all", by Megadeth hits. Big Daddy Cain comes walking out instead of riding. He raises his arms for the fans, but recieves only a mild responce. Sliding into the ring he walks over to the corner and pulls on the ropes a few times, waiting for Reetz to show up.}
{"Turn me on Mr. Dead Man", by Union Underground hits like a bomb. The fans are thrown off for a moment, then Josh Reetz appears on the stage. He smirks and starts his approach to the ring. Along the way he slaps a few hands and let's some fans pat him on the back and shoulders. But the man is focused in the ring. Reetz slides in and climbs the nearest turnbuckle pounding his right hand against his chest a few times and nodding to the crowd with a cocky smile.}
Daniel Carson: This is certainly a big change in the former Party Animal Josh Reetz
Terry Carter: He's gotten mean, and he's gotten focused. I think he's got a good chance against the Heavy Ryder tonight. Then even better at Chang Mustafa at the UAW/NMW PPV!
Josh Reetz and BDC circle each other in the ring. BDC has the obvious size advantage. After a few moments, they lock up. Reetz quickly locks BDC's arm in a chickenwing as he goes behind. BDC swings with his free elbow, clocking Reetz in the head. Reetz lets go of the hold and stumbles back. BDC turns around and charges with a clothesline, sending Reetz flying over the top rope. BDC raises his arm and receives a warm cheer from the fans. Reetz quickly slides into the ring and clips BDC from behind. He drops to his right knee as Reetz pops to his feet and sweeps BDC's left knee forward, sending the big man into a position similar to the splits.
Daniel Carson: I bet BDC's body isn't use to THAT position!
Terry Carter: About the only one who is was that hooker last night
Daniel Carson: What hooker?
Terry Carter: The one who looked like your mom
{Daniel smacks Terry upside the head.}
Reetz pumps his arm and kicks BDC in the side of the leg, sending him over and out of the painful position. Reetz bounces into the ropes and jumps high for an elbow drop, but BDC rolls out of the way. Both men get up to their feet, with Reetz being the quicker of the two. He charges at BDC with a dropkick to the knee, but BDC sidesteps it. He then steps forward and wraps his right hand around Reetz's neck. He lifts Reetz into the air with one arm and spikes him to the mat with a big chokeslam. BDC covers Reetz ...1 ...2 ...... Reetz gets his shoulder up.
Daniel Carson: It'll take more than that to put him away
Terry Carter: Hell of a chokeslam though!
BDC complains to the ref about a slow count, but to no avail. BDC stands over Reetz and puts his arms together as he drops with a double axe handle to the chest. BDC picks Reetz up and whips him into the ropes. On the return, BDC launches Reetz straight up. As Reetz comes down, he hooks BDC's head and twists him to the mat with a tornado DDT. Reetz takes a second to catch his breath before kicking to his feet and following the DDT up with a senton splash. He stays with his back on BDC and the ref counts ...1 ...2. BDC hooks Reetz's arms and takes him over into a cradle pin ...1 ...2 ..Reetz rolls out of it and quickly to his feet.
Daniel Carson: Good mat wrestling by both men, and niether are trained especially on old school styles
Terry Carter: Your mom is
BDC lumbers to his feet, when Reetz tries another dropkick to the knee. This time he connects and BDC begins stumbling forward. He falls like a tree, and as he hits the mat, Reetz grabs the right leg and slaps on a reverse achilles lock. BDC quickly inches forward and grabs the ropes. Reetz backs up and motions for BDC to get to his feet. BDC does so, however, slowly and with the aid of the ropes. Reetz charges, but at the last second, BDC pulls the ropes down and leaves Reetz to launch over the top and to the floor.
Terry Carter: Houston, we have liftoff.......
BDC follows as he lumbers over the top rope. He drops to the floor and picks Reetz up. BDC lifts Reetz up with a military press and throws him back into the ring. BDC rolls back into the ring and signals for the end. BDC picks Reetz up and sets him up for a The Big Drop (Sky High). BDC holds him and begins to spin, when Reetz hooks his arms around BDC's neck and pulls himself down before hitting the Final Destination (Rios Driver)!! Reetz scrambles to make the cover ...1 ...2 ...3!
Announcer: Winner at 3:51, "Above Average" Josh Reetz!
{Reetz looks alittle surprised it was that easy, but he shrugs and leaves the ring.}
Terry Carter: Well he won
Daniel Carson: Cain just couldn't take the Final Destination I guess
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{Backstage in Rymiel's office the door opens and KillerBee walks in.}
KillerBee: Rymiel, I want a match at the PPV
Rymiel: Excellent, I have just the opponent....
KillerBee: No
Rymiel: What?
KillerBee: I want to choose, I want those Jokers. They've been annoying me for weeks. It's time I punish them.
Rymiel: Ok.... which one then?
KillerBee: I want them both. Same time. Handicap Match.
Rymiel: You sure?
KillerBee: I beat HardKore in his own match. Nothing can defeat me Rymiel. Give me that match
{Rymiel thinks for a moment}
Rymiel: Ok then, I'll sign it and send it over to Winters
{KB nods and turns, leaving the office}
Rymiel: Those poor, poor jokers.......
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Match 2. Xtreme Vs. Thresh Crest
Daniel Carson: Wow, we're just pounding through the matches tonight! The shows almost over!
Terry Carter: Well the writer must have something else planned?
Daniel Carson: Probably school work that needs to be done before his trip
Terry Carter: Ohh, good call
{"Guess who's Back" echoes, then "Cocky", by Kid Rock hits. Xtreme comes down to the ring with Queen at his side. The fans cheer loudly for him as he dives under the ropes and leaps onto a turnbuckle, both arms in the air, and hands open wide. Xtreme motions for a belt around his waist.}
{"Breathe", by Nickelback starts, and just as Thresh walks out, it stops. Thresh frowns and turns to look at the screen, but it shows only static. Swearing like a marine in a fun house, he makes his way to the ring amid a sea of hatred and boos. Thresh slides into the ring.....}
Xtreme wastes no time and starts to stomp away at
Thresh as he tries to enter the ring. After a few seconds, Thresh retreats
back to the outside and yells at the referee to keep Xtreme away so he can
enter. The referee backs Xtreme into a corner and Thresh places his belt in
the corner, then slides into the ring. The bell sounds. No sooner has Thresh
gotten to
his feet, when Xtreme charges him with a hard Clothesline that knocks him
back into the ropes. Xtreme then goes for an irish whip, slinging Thresh clear
across the ring, but on the return, Thresh ducks a seconds Clothesline and
floats around behind Xtreme. Thresh quickly locks a Sleeper Hold on, but Xtreme
backs both of them into the ropes, making the referee call for a break. Thresh
breaks the hold, spins Xtreme around and nails a Russian Leg Sweep. Xtreme
is back
up quickly but Thresh starts laying into him with some hard chops across the
chest and neck, then scoops him up and slams him down hard onto the mat. Thresh
drops down into a mounted position and starts laying punches into Xtreme's
face over and over again, until the referee finally manages to pull him off.
Xtreme gets up a tad slower this time. Thresh kicks out and boots Xtreme in
the gut, then drives his head to the mat with a stiff DDT. Thresh drops for
a cover. 1...
Xtreme kicks out!
Daniel Carson: They sure aren't wasting any time
Terry Carter: Yeah, only each other
Thresh grabs a fistful of Xtreme's hair and yanks
him back to his feet, but Xtreme breaks free and starts laying in some stiff
right hands. Thresh is forced to step back a few steps under the sudden, violent
onslaught. Xtreme quickly grabs him and whips him hard into the rope then
drives a knee into his stomach which flips Thresh over and onto the mat. Xtreme
starts stomping away at Thresh again, then helps him up only do drive him
back down with a Scoop Piledriver! Xtreme stands there for a second, deciding
whether to make the cover or not. He shakes his head and pulls Thresh back
up, swings around behind him and tosses him with a Release German Suplex.
Thresh quickly and smartly, rolls himself out of the ring to the outside for
a breather. As he stands there, Xtreme reaches over the top rope and grabs
a handful of Thresh's hair, pulling him back up onto the apron. Once on the
apron, Thresh manages to break free of Xtreme's grip and shake him with a
stiff back elbow. Thresh turns around to face Xtreme, drives a shoulder into
his stomach from the apron, then as Xtreme doubles over, leaps over into a
Sunset Flip Pin! However, somehow Xtreme keeps rolling and reverses the
pin attempt into one of his own. 1... 2..... Thresh kicks out!
Daniel Carson: If this is an example of what the NMW has to offer, we're in no danger
Terry Carter: Thresh was their world champion for a long time, this is better than their average!!!!
Both men climb to their feet and stare each other
down. They start to exchange words, until Xtreme charges Thresh, who simply
sidesteps him and lands a HHH-style Neckbreaker! Thresh pulls him back up,
then takes him up and over with a Falling Suplex before landing an Elbow Drop
across Xtreme's throat. The referee warns Thresh, who contends that his Elbow
Drop hit Xtreme in the chest, not the throat. Xtreme slowly climbs back up
to his feet and Thresh lunges forward,
grabbing him and going for an irish whip. Xtreme pivots however and reverses
the whip, sending Thresh into the ropes. On the rebound, Xtreme hits a huge
Powerslam, but collapses instead of making a cover. By the time Xtreme regains
his wits to attempt a cover, Thresh is starting to stand on his own. Both
men get back up and start trading punches back and forth. Xtreme gains the
advantage, staggering Thresh with a quick series of jabs, then Scoop Slams
him to the mat.
Xtreme quickly drops and starts blantantly choking Thresh. The referee warns
Xtreme and starts the 5 count, but on 4, Xtreme breaks the choke. He grabs
Thresh and starts to pull him back up, when Thresh lashes out and nails a
Low Blow which the referee just happened to miss. With Xtreme stunned by the
Low Blow, Thresh takes a second to recover, then nails a second stiff DDT.
Thresh goes for a cover, but both men are too close to the ropes, so the referee
refuses. Thresh
gets angry and jumps to his feet, yelling at the referee, then starts to drag
Xtreme away from the ropes. Xtreme on the other hand, grabs the bottom rope
and refuses to be dragged. Thresh, still livid, starts kicking him until he
lets go. Before he can make a cover, Xtreme starts to stand. Thresh kicks
out and nails Xtreme in the temple as he gets to his knees,
stunning his opponent for a moment. He then hoists Xtreme up and sets him
in the Riot Act (STO 02), driving him down hard. Thresh makes sure he's clear
of the ropes and makes a cover. 1... 2..... Xtreme kicks out!
Daniel Carson: Ok.... that had me alittle nervous
Thresh slams the mat with his fists and jumps to his
feet. As he does so, Xtreme is already starting to stabd again. Thresh waits
and charges as soon as Xtreme is up, nailing a textbook Dropkick right to
his jaw. Thresh quickly rolls him up again.
1... 2..... Xtreme kicks out!
Terry Carter: That one was too close, maybe we underestimated this NMW-ite
Thresh again angrily pulls Xtreme up, this time swinging around behind him and locking on another Sleeper Hold. Xtreme fights it and fights it until he finally twists enough to counter the hold with a modified Jawbreaker! Thresh staggers back holing his jaw as Xtreme stalks over and whips him into the ropes. On the return, Xtreme swings around behind Thresh, looking to be setting up his own Sleeper Hold, but as soon as he locks the hold on, Xtreme starts spinning in place. As soon as Thresh's feet leave the ground, Xtreme plants him with this Swinging Sleeper Drop! Both men are down, and dizzy, but Xtreme uses the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. After a short breather, Xtreme pulls Thresh up and staggers him with a few punches, then calls for his finisher and hoists Thresh up into a Firemans Carry, but Thresh slides off the back and spins Xtreme around. Thresh is caught off guard however and recieves a shot to the midsection from Xtreme just before getting dropped to the mat with a Powerslam. Xtreme goes for a cover. 1... 2..... Thresh gets his foot on the ropes.
Daniel Carson: Cheap break!
Xtreme gets back up and the referee informs him the
Thresh got his foot on the rope. A tad annoyed, Xtreme goes to yank Thresh
back to his feet, but Thresh grabs ahold of his tights and manages to toss
him out of the ring instead. Thresh then uses the ropes to pull himself up
and wanders over to where he left his title belt, scooping it up. Meanwhile,
on the outside of the ring, Xtreme pulls something out from under the ring
and conceals it as best he can before climbing onto
the ring apron. Thresh, who is standing in wait, goes to take a swing with
the title belt, but the referee snags it away from him at the last second.
The referee quickly goes to put the belt back into the corner, when Xtreme
lashes out a smashes what appears to be a small ceramic garden gnome over
Thresh's skull. The foreign object explodes into dust as Thresh stumbles backwards.
The referee turns back to the action in time to see Xtreme slip back into
the ring, stagger Thresh with a quick jab, then hoist him into a Firemans
Carry. Xtreme smiles and nails his Xtreme Stunner (TKO) on Thresh. He drops
into a cover quickly. 1... 2..... 3!!!!
Announcer: Winner at 7:33, and #1 Contender for the UAW Weaponmaster Title, XTREME!!!!!
Daniel Carson: Xtreme wins! He's going to meet Mr. E for the Weaponmaster Championship!
Terry Carter: NMW's gonna looooooooooooooooose!
{The UAW logo appears in the corner as Xtreme and Queen celebrate their victory.}
**********Special Thanks to Zack for BDC Vs. Josh Reetz, and to Hazard for Xtreme Vs. Thresh Crest. My apologies the show isn't longer, but I'm obscenely busy. Get ready for the PPV folks.....*******************