Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.Sing
violently, Move the jaw
Cry aloud. Bound up the Dead
Triumphantly
{The scene changes to Bates Masterson in his exploits. The jumping of Rymiel, the battering and his unfortunate incident hanging upside down after his attack backfired. FLASH. Changes to Rush Man, as he rolls Spike Moore into a small package and gets the 1-2-3! FLASH. Backstage as Bates and Rush stand face to face bitching each other out. FLASH. Bates stands alone in the ring, with the UAW Survival Championship over his head.}
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
{Chris Moore is slammed with a chair over his head! FLASH. Chris spears Ogre into the side of a tractor trailer. FLASH. Chris and Ogre exchanging blows outside the ring, back and forth. FLASH. Union Jack Hammer (stiff Powerbomb) through the windshield! FLASH. Chaotic End (Huge Chokeslam) onto the roof of the car! FLASH. Split screen of both men, eyes locked, blood running down their faces.... slowly the scene fades to white.}
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
{CRASH! Ravage hits the Ravagebomb (Super Snap Powerbomb 02) on Mr. Electricity!}
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
{CRASH! Lawson hits HardKore with the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!}
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
{CRASH! Spike Moore nails Rush Man with the Godsmack (Twist of Fate) on the steel stage!}
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
{CRASH! Maximus folding BDC up like an accordian with a huge clothesline.}
Stir the limbs across the wrist,
Full possession of memory.
Bury me as a dog,
Icy hands surrounding me.
{President Seth Winters of the NMW walking down the hallway with Cliff, when Jason Dregoth steps out and holds up the fateful contract papers. Scene change to Winters and Rymiel signing. FLASH. Rymiel collapsing to his knees. FLASH. Rymiel is too stunned to fight back as Ferio and Chris Moore lift him and hurl him out into the hallway. Behind him the door slams shut, leaving Rymiel bloody and motionless on the floor. Where he starts to sob.}
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
{FLASH! Rymiel plotting with the Loyalists in the bowels of the arena. FLASH. Dregoth plotting with the Sins in the executive office. FLASH. Dregoth backing up the rampway then catapulting forwards as Rymiel smashes the lead pipe down over his head! FLASH. Dregoth laughing as Rymiel's thrown on the floor after Bates Masterson jumped him. FLASH. Rymiel laughing on his cell phone as Dregoth fumes.}
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
{FLASH! HardKore nails The Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner) on Big Daddy Cain!}
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
{FLASH! Big Daddy Cain puts HardKore down with the Big Drop (Sky High)!}
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
{FLASH! Maximus pulling HardKore in, and delivering a viscious Maximium Override (Last Ride Powerbomb)!}
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
{FLASH. HardKore fending off the Loyalists solo. Slamming Rush Man, then kicking Lawson in the middle of his charge and throwing him out of the ring. FLASH. The ladder tumbles and cracks BDC on the head, allowing HardKore to rolls him over and get the win!}
Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.Sing
violently, Move the jaw
Cry aloud. Bound up the Dead
Triumphantly
{HardKore holding the UAW Arena Championship high overhead as the blood runs down his forehead.}
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
{Rymiel and Dregoth looking eye to eye.}
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
{UAW Logo with the motion images of all the superstars cycling in the background, nailing their finishers. Screen fades out.....}
{ Rob Zombie's "Superbeast", hits the arena
with an earth shaking blast. The stage stands like a graveyard, the tombstones
broken and chipped as red and orange lights illuminate the macabre scene.
The entranceway billows with dark smoke. The Arena-Tron appears as the two
large eyes of a huge skeletons face. Fire erupts from the ground, blowing
some of the tombstones into the air, they explode in a shower of sparks as
the music continues. Fireworks start to launch across the rafters in a massive
display of pyrotechnics. The crowd is screaming on their feet as the show
comes on the air. The camera pans around, but the crowd is too active for
the poor souls behind the camera to be able to see everything. A few of the
signs....
"Arena Champ forever - HardKore"
"The Hunter, The Predator, The Champion"
"Dregoth for President"
"The highest degree, Garret Decree"
"Bahamut - Queen of Dragons HAHAHA"
"X-Pac spanks monkeys for food"
The camera's make their familiar arch back around to see Daniel Carson and
Terry Carter sitting behind their new Announcers table. This table is very
solid, with obvious reinforcement
Terry sits behind it like a king on his throne. Daniel opens his mouth to
speak, but Terry interrupts.}
Terry Carter: Welcome to Midnight Zombie! And no your eyes aren't tricking you! This is the Announcerport 3000Z, this baby can take a full match on it's top and STILL not collapse! This is the ultimate in announcing, from this day on I'll never be stuck sitting, trying to watch the match to announce it! Now I'll have my videos all the time. Take that you muscle bound, steroid freaks!
Daniel Carson: Uhhhh, yes Terry congratulations..... Welcome everyone to the UAW's 8th PPV, Midnight Zombie, and tonight everything changes! One way or another this will become a new UAW. Not to mention every title is on the line, especially in this absolutely insane Spirit Title match tonight.
Terry Carter: That's going to be a total failure...
DC: Stay positive
TC: Ok, I'm positive that it'll be a total failure
{Daniel sighs and shakes his head.}
DC: Well, for the first time we had two people volunteer to take the opening match for this PPV. It seems that Bahamut - who has been continually screwed out of title shots and even plain matches - and Garret Decree, a newcomer who'se impressed everyone...
TC: Everyone but HardKore
DC: ..... who'se impressed EVERYONE, have volunteered to start this show off right.
TC: Starting it off right should be a better match that those two twinkle toes fighting....
Match 1. Bahamut Vs. Garret J. Decree
{The lights starts to pulse and flash, as "Head Like a Hole" by NIN starts to pound through the sound system. Bahamut steps out through the smoke and stands between two of the especially large tombstones. He raises both arms and smiles, recieving a strong reaction from the crowd - in favor of the King of Dragons. Bahamut then continues walking down to the ring.}
{"Let's Go all the Way", by Insane Clown Posse crashes through the sound system and Garret jumps out through the smoke. The crowd goes crazy for 'Hometown Hero' wrestler. Garret walks between the tombstones to the sides of the stage, pumping up the crowd with the simple act of a moment of shadow boxing. Garret turns and weaves between the stones and makes his way down to the ring, sliding in and going to his corner.}
DC: This should be a great match, skill Vs. skill, Neither of these two will give up, OR cheat.... sorry Terry
TC: These guys suck
The referee calls for the bell and both wrestlers launch themselves to the center of the ring and lock up. Garret starts pushing Bahamut back, but the bigger and heavier Bahamut drops and reverses it into a drop toe hold. Garret bounces back up, and leaps into the air, snapping out with a dropkick to the back and catching Bahamut in the jaw. Garret runs over and starts pounding on Bahamut, forcing him back into the corner. Garret takes a step back, then moves in and connects with a hard sidekick to the head! Bahamut's head snaps back and leaves him dazed. Garret turns and takes a walk to the other side of the ring. He turns and charges in with a spear, but Bahamut jumps up onto the turnbuckle and Garret bounces off the pads! Garret staggers and Bahamut leaps off, nailing a magnificent dragon attack onto the STANDING Garret!!
DC: Holy crap, that was impressive
TC: I'll admit, that's a hell of a move to do, let alone on a moving target
The crowd is loving it, as Bahamut pulls Garret up and whips him into the ropes. Bahamut throws a clothesline, but Garret ducks. Bahamut turns around, as Garret comes back with a clothesline of his own, but the King of Dragons ducks this one. Garret hits the ropes, but Bahamut takes two big steps forward, catching Garret the moment he comes off the ropes, and before he can throw an attack! Bahamut grasps him and hurls Garret into the air with a belly-to-belly suplex. Garret hits the mat and rolls to the outside. Bahamut turns to face him, as Garret pushes himself off the floor and to his feet. Realizing he's on the outside Garret immediately rolls back into the ring.
DC: That boy's a class act
Bahamut smiles and nods, giving Garret time to recover alittle. Bahamut moves in once Garret stands straight and they lock up again. Bahamut uses his strength to overpower Garret and pick him up for a body press, Garret kicks and slides down Bahamut's back, catching him into a big reverse DDT! Garret retains the and locks his legs around Bahamut's ribs, turning the move into a reverse guillotine choke! Bahamut quickly crawls for the ropes and grabs them. Bahamut is released and get's to his feet, immediately met by a barrage of heavy handed punches. Garret forces Bahamut into the ropes, then whips him across the ring and follows. Catching the King of Dragons in a hard clothesline, flattening Bahamut.
Garret rolls Bahamut over and pulls him into a single leg crab, then starts positioning his knee, but Bahamut recognizes the attempt for the X-Caliber, and thrashes, breaking free.
DC: That could have been it
TC: Should have been it
Bahamut rolls away from Garret and get's up with a smile, Garret grins as well. Both men move into the center, then Bahamut lashes out with a sidekick to the knee! Catching Garret unaware and taking him down. Bahamut grabs one of Garret's legs and starts cranking it to the side, using his own leg against the knee. Garret is in pain, but he kicks with his free leg and forces Bahamut off. Garret flips to his feet, recieving another cheer from the audience. Bahamut cracks into Garret with a huge uppercut, sending Decree staggering back into the turnbuckle. Bahamut climbs up, and starts punching Garret in the head - the crowd chanting with every punch, 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7.... 8.... 9...... Bahamut looks around and taunts to the crowd before firing off number 10. Bahamut grabs Garret by the neck and climbs to the top turnbuckle.
DC: What the hell?
TC: I have no clue
Bahamut stands for a moment, then jumps, and hits a facebuster off the top! Garret is slow getting up, but Bahamut helps with with some force. The King of Dragons once more in the lead, whips Garret into the ropes, then lifts him up into a body drop. Bahamut jumps down and pulls Garret around, locking on a dragon sleeper. Garret is bent over Bahamut's knee, and has a hard time struggling, but his foot manages to reach a rope and the referee calls for the break. Bahamut stands and waits. Garret slowly get's up, then turns around and takes a kick to the gut, Bahamut hooks him up and nails the Eldritch Oppression (Small Package DDT)!!!
DC: It's over! Eldritch Oppression!! It's over!
Bahamut rolls Garret into a tight pin, 1............. 2.................. kickout!!! Bahamut is just as surprised as everyone else. The King of Dragons grabs Garret by the hair and lifts him up, setting up for a second Eldritch Oppression, but at the height of the move Garret rabbit punches Bahamut in the ribs, and the manuever falters. Garret slips down Bahamut's back, and grabs his legs, tripping him. Garret grabs a leg and jumps, ramming his knee into Bahamut's back.
DC: X-Caliber!!! What a reversal!
Garret has the X-Caliber (Single leg crab, w/ knee in the spine), Bahamut struggles and pulls but can't get free and taps out.
Announcer: Winner at 6:34, Garret J Decree!!!
DC: A good win
TC: Finally it's over
DC: You just don't like skill
TC: That's right, I like pure, brute power
{Garret waits for Bahamut, his hand extended. Bahamut get's to his feet and motions for a microphone. Garret looks confused as Bahamut takes the microphone and faces the man whom defeated him.}
TC: Ohhhh I hope he hits him with the mic!
DC: Terry!
TC: Hey, you watch what you like, I'll watch what I like. CRACK HIM!!!
Bahamut: Garret.... good job. I have a proposition for you. Let's go again, right now - a second fall to this match.....
{The crowd is cheering like mad as Garret looks around, he smiles and nods. Bahamut and him shake hands and they square off again.}
TC: WILL THE PAIN NEVER END?!
DC: Oh shut up
The referee signals, and the second fall of the match begins! Bahamut takes a quick offense, slamming Garret with a spear, and instead of flattening him, Bahamut carries Garret to the corner and then spikes him against the turnbuckle. Bahamut backs up one step and starts choking Garret with his boot, using the rope for some added leverage, but releasing when the referee hits his 5 count.
Bahamut backs up, and Garret explodes from the turnbuckle with another sidekick, this one catapulting Bahamut to the mat! Garret climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a guillotine legdrop, but Bahamut rolls aside. Garret hits hard and thrashes in pain, Bahamut rolls over to his side and snaps a roundhouse kick to Garret's head, laying him out. Bahamut rolls over and pins, 1.......... 2.............. kickout! Bahamut pulls Garret to his feet and nails a hard diving powerbomb!! Bahamut grabs him by the hair and whips Garret into the ropes. A big boot flies into the air, and Garret ducks it, stopping suddenly. Bahamut turns around and Garret hooks him into a quick Downward Spiral!
DC: This might be it....
Garret rolls over and pins Bahamut, 1............ 2.............. kickout!! Garret isn't phased and get'sto his feet. Pulling Bahamut up and locking him in, hitting a quick russian leg sweep. Garret pulls Bahamut up and wraps his arms around, lifting Bahamut in a bearhug, then turning and slamming him down hard. Garret leaps over to the turnbuckle and bounces to the top. Garret signals and flies off with a huge legdrop, this time nailing it!
Garret rolls Bahamut into a pin, 1............... 2.......................... kickout! Now Garret is surprised and he stands, waiting - practically challenging Bahamut to stand. Bahamut is very slow, but he get's to his feet. Garret hits the ropes and flies in with a martial arts flying kick!!! Bahamut ducks and catches Garret when he lands into a massive Dragon suplex that throws him across the ring!! Bahamut dashes over and grabs Garret, pulling him up and flattening Decree with a second Dragon suplex.
Garret bounces back to his feet and turns to face Bahamut, then sways and falls over. Bahamut rolls Garret over and pins, 1................. 2.................. kickout!!!!
DC: How did he kick out??
Bahamut punches the ring in frustration, then starts laughing, shaking his head with a smile. He grabs Garret and hooks his head, looking to the crowd before lifting Garret up, and planting him with the Eldritch Oppression (Small Package DDT)!! Bahamut sits up and waits there a moment, taking a few deep breaths and relaxing. Meanwhile Garret get's to his feet!!
TC: How is he standing???
DC: I don't know
Bahamut uses an arm to pivot, and Decree moves around behind him. Bahamut looks around, stunned that Decree isn't where he left him. Then Garret attacks from behind and slams Bahamut's head into the mat. Garret immediately locks on the X-Caliber (Single crab w/ knee in spine). Bahamut screams in pain and claws for the ropes. Garret maintains the tight hold and keeps the lock, Bahamut can't reach the ropes. He locks his hands together to keep from tapping out.
DC: How long can he hold?
TC: Not much longer
Bahamut stops his fighting and the referee takes his arm and lifts it. It drops. He lifts it again. It drops. He lifts it a third time, and pauses for a moment, then releases. It drops. The referee calls for the bell and Garret releases the hold.
Announcer: Winner at 14:29, Garret J Decree!!
DC: Wow, what a end, Bahamut never tapped out
TC: He was knocked out by the move, that's a tap out too
DC: I disagree. And then there's Garret who pulls out a massive victory tonight! Two consecutive wins against Bahamut. That'll give a push to anyone
TC: I admit, that is a feat
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{Out back, in the parking lot, a black hummer roars up to the entrance and stops. The engine rumbles to a halt, and the door opens. Maximus comes walking from the car, putting the keys into his pants pockets. Over his shoulder he carries a duffle bag. The crowd cheers for the Dark One as he steps into the building.}
{Then someone leaps from the shadows and slams a sledgehammer into Maximus's spine! Maximus falls to the ground in pain, and rolls over in pain. The man is wearing a cloak, with his face hidden in shadows. He raises the sledgehammer again and brings it down on Maximus's knee!!! Maximus curls up, clutching his knee. The sledgehammer raises again, and strikes him in the ribs, then again. Each time the deadly steel head diving between his defenses and cracking vitals. Finally the attack kicks Maximus once in the side and walks away.}
DC: What the hell?! Someone just attacked Maximus! What are we going to do if he can't compete?
TC: Then he won't compete, jeez, we'll just have a match without him
DC: That wouldn't be right, this is Maximus's choice for match. We'll need to get a doctor's opinion, and we'll get back to you... but this is horrible.....
{The scene changes as Maximus struggles to stand up, hunched and in pain as EMT's appear and start to take care.}
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{The screen changes to the Sins lockerroom. The entire group is there celebrating after seeing the attack.}
Jason Dregoth: Someone get us some champenge! Let's order room service or something, this is GREAT!! Whose responsible??
{Jason looks through the crowd with him, no one says a thing as they look between each other as well.}
Jason Dregoth: C'mon guys, you know this deserves some commendations! HardKore! I know it was you
HardKore: Sorry boss, I've been here the whole time. I have no clue... not that it's a bad idea, but I want to face that bastard in the ring tonight
Jason Dregoth: Ok, what about our finest attack dog, the one man that's willing to take any loss, or beating for us. What about you Mr. E, this sings your name
Mr. Electricity: I'm afriad I'm with HardKore, I had nothing to do with it
{Jason looks around}
Jason Dregoth: Well who did? Are you telling me none of you had anything to do with this?
{The Sins all nod and look to each other and Dregoth. Jason laughs and claps.}
Jason Dregoth: Well I'll be damned.... looks like we have someone on our side out there. We need to find him and thank him.
{Bates Masterson stands up and walks to Dregoth.}
Bates Masterson: Hey Dregoth, I got a question about my match. I'm up next, and I actually have to compete with that chump Rush Man for my Survival Championship?! I mean... c'mon man. Look at him....
Jason Dregoth: It shouldn't be a problem, everything's arranged. So don't worry
{Bates smiles and nods}
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DC: If this was a trial, they just admitted guilt for the next match! How stupid
TC: They're not stupid, they're confident
DC: When you admit something like that - it's stupid
Match 2. Survival Championship Match. Bates Masterson (c) Vs. Rush Man
{"California Love" by Dr. Dre and 2-Pac hits, and Rush Man walks out onto the stage. He recieves a decent sized cheer from the crowd and makes his way down to the ring. He slides in and climbs a turnbuckle hitting the top and sitting there, waiting for his opponent, all the while motioning for a third belt around his waist, since both Tag Team titles hang there now.}
DC: If he get's any more gold then he'll fall over
TC: Yeah, but if you gotta fall, that's the way to do it
{"ADIDAS" by Korn strikes, and the current Survival Champion comes out to a huge uproar of boo's. Trash and ruined signs are hurled as the first member of the Sins makes his appearance before the crowd. Bates's approach is actually hindered as he's forces to stop and defend himself from the trash. He starts screaming back at the fans, only inciting them more. Bates finally reaches the ring and climbs in, handing his belt to the referee.}
Rush dashes in and shoulder tackles Bates. The champion is taken by surprise, but bounces back up. Rush get's some momentum, then connects with a clothesline. Bates comes up again, only to recieve another dropkick to the chops. Bates staggers back into the ropes. Rush comes in again, but Bates steps forward and slams an elbow into Rush's face. Rush is thrown off his feet by the blow. Bates drops to his knees and starts battering Rush in the face. The referee calls for the end, but Bates doesn't listen. Finally the referee is forced to drag Bates off the smaller man. Bates waits, and as soon as Rush get'sto his feet Bates runs in and cracks a spinning elbow to the back of Rush's head.
DC: I heard that one
TC: I think Rush just stopped hearing....
Bates picks Rush up, and plants him with a spinning backdrop. Rush is slow to get back up, but he ducks a high roundhouse and catches Bates from behind, hitting a side suplex. Bates get's up and takes another dropkick. Bates is enraged and swings a hard left, catching Rush but surprise and dropping him to his knees. Bates charges, but Rush ducks to the side and trips the champion! Bates careens out of control into the turnbuckle face first. Rush locks him up from behind and starts putting the knee into Bates's spine. Bates struggles, but reaches behind and catches Rush's third attempt. With a lift he pulls Rush off his feet, and jumps into the air, slamming Rush as he lands on him.
Bates rolls free, then turns around and returns to his initial task of making Rush's face resemble hamburger. Bates continues to punch away until he's pulled off by the referee once again. Bates turns and threatens to strike the referee, the ref backs off and he turns back around. Rush catches Bates with a quick uppercut, then a barrage of body strikes. Rush finally catches Bates into a suplex, and lifts him up - stalling the Survival champion for several seconds, before changing the move into a brainbuster!!
DC: Whoa, some power by the little guy
TC: Hmmmm, impressive
Rush cheers and mounts the turnbuckle, he flies off with a big body splash, right across Bates's chest, holding on for the pin. 1............... 2.. kickout! Rush grabs Bates and lifts him off the mat. Rush signals and DDT's the champion. Rush bounces up and pulls Bates to his feet. Bates fires off a number of punches that throw Rush off center. Bates grabs Rush by the head and slams it into his knee. The champion staggers back against the ropes, using them to steady himself. Rush recovers and charges, only to be leveled by the big boot. Bates takes the extra time, checking to make sure he's not bleeding.
Bates shakes the cobwebs out of his head, and moves in grabbing Rush by the neck and lifting him into the air, then slamming him down. Bates roars and pulls him up again, then slings Rush into the turnbuckle and charges inspearing him against it. Bates grabs the ropes, and uses them to help him slam the shoulder deeper and deeper into the challenger. Bates finally stops and takes a step back, hitting a viscious snap kick to Rush Man's jaw. Rush slumps against the turnbuckle and limply falls to the mat. Bates grabs Rush by the shirt and yanks him off the ground and into the air, planting him with a huge powerbomb!!! Bates drops and pins, 1.................. 2................ kickout!!
DC: That was close
TC: Yeah, but it looks like it'll take more. Man - I want to skip these loser matches and get onto the Weaponmaster Match!
DC: In due to time. Right now these two are putting on one hell of a match
Bates holds onto Rush's head and pulls him up. Bates crushes a knee into the challengers midsection, then drives his head into the mat with a lifting DDT. Bates pulls Rush up again and whips him into the turnbuckle. But Rush leaps up onto the top, and then back off. Bates is caught totally unprepared as Rush's jumping back kick catches his charge hard in the forehead! Bates does a full 180 degree rotation in the air due to the hit and collapses onto the mat in a heap!
DC: What a KICK!!
TC: That almost decapitated the champion
Rush falls to his knees, crawling to the ropes and using them to pull himself up. He turns and watches as Bates lays on the mat motionless. On the stage Spike Moore appears. The crowd boo's loudly as he walks down to the ring.
DC: So this is the 'insurance' Dregoth mentioned
TC: He takes care of his boys
Rush sees this and dashes over to Bates, pulling him into a pin, 1............. 2................. kickout!! Rush is angry and locks him in for another attempt, 1............. 2................ kickout! Rush is fuming now as Spike reaches the ring. Spike wastes no time and slides into the ring. Rush turns and throws himself at Spike, but Spike catches Rush into a faarooq spinebuster!! The referee calls for the bell.
Announcer: Winner by Disqualification, at 8:56, Rush Man!
DC: What a gyp! He had it, Rush could have had the championship! DAMMIT
TC: This is what I enjoy.... hehehehe
{In the ring Spike Moore grabs Rush by the neck and lifts him off the ground, choking him. Spike starts screaming at Rush.}
Spike Moore: RUSH! HOW DOES IT FEEL LITTLE MAN??! WHEN MY BROTHER BROKE YOUR PARTNERS LEG..... YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I WANTED TO BREAK YOURS? THEN I WATCH YOU, A LITTLE SHIT, DEMANDING THE TITLE SHOTS?! NOT ANYMORE RUSH, I'M GOING TO END YOU..... RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE....
{Spike lifts Rush into the air, then walks over to the side of the ring and chokeslams Rush over the top rope down onto the concrete below!! Rush hits like a sack of potatoes and lays there, unable to move. Spike laughs and climbs out of the ring.}
DC: Get security down here!!
{Spike grabs Rush's leg and straightens it. He slowly brings one of his boots up and places it on the kneecap. The crowd screams against him, but he just smiles and takes a tighter hold on the ankle, he tenses about to break the leg. Then Ogre's music hits, and the Weaponmaster champion comes jogging down the rampway, Britian E bounces along behind him. Spike Moore releases the leg and get's ready for a fight, but Bates slaps him on the shoulder and both men escape through the crowd. Ogre and Britain E help Rush into the back.}
DC: That was a disgusting attack, Spike is looking to end Rush's career. That much is obvious
TC: I know what you mean, that was great. Just imagine if we had heard that leg go SNAP!
DC: Your sick
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{In the back, Lawson and Outcast as sitting in their lockerroom.}
Tim Lawson: Wow, good thing Ogre got out there in time
Outcast: Shouldn't we have gone too?
Tim Lawson: Naw, we all know the Sins run when there's anyone out there
Outcast: Good point, speaking of the runs. We've got that match for the Spirit champion next. Which means Mr. Electricity.
Tim Lawson: So?
Outcast: Well,.... you know, I mean this is a big match. And I just want to be sure that you release that - well if I need too...
Tim Lawson: That you'll drop me into the dumpster as well
Outcast: Yeah
Tim Lawson: Relax man, I know this game. So do you. Once we're in that ring.... it's every man for himself
Outcast: Are you calling me gay?
Tim Lawson: What??
Outcast: Why do you always call me gay?! I am not gay!
Tim Lawson: What are you talking about???
Outcast: You said I was something for a man myself
Tim Lawson: You freak! I said, "it's every man for himself". Not your looking for a man!
Outcast: Oh........ my bad
Tim Lawson: C'mon, let's just go and get ready
Outcast: Right
{Both men stand up and leave the room.}
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{Once more we're out back, and a long black limo pulls up. A driver get's out and walks around. He slowly opens the shaded door of the limo, and Rymiel steps out. The fans roar like an ancient beast, as Rymiel enters the arena. With him is a small army of personal bodyguards. Rymiel remains hidden in the middle of them. Brian Johnson steps up and the guards move around him so he can speak to Rymiel.}
Brian Johnson: Rymiel, what's with the bodyguards
Rymiel: Very easy Johnson, I know Dregoth will do ANYTHING to make sure he keeps this company. I'm not taking any chances. These men will be with me right down into the ring. When I meet him there - I'll be 110%.
Brian Johnson: What will happen if you win tonight?
{Rymiel smiles and rubs his chin. He looks to Brian with a look of sincere enjoyment.}
Rymiel: Everything will be fixed my friend. All of it
{Rymiel and his entourage make their way down the hall}
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{In a different hallway Bates Masterson and Spike Moore make their way down the hallway. Spike is clenching his fists and muttering under his breath.}
Bates Masterson: What?
Spike Moore: We should have fought! It was just one man and chesty little girl. We could have taken them BOTH!!!
Bates Masterson: Calm down Spike, we need to choose our battles
Spike Moore: What the hell are you talking about??
Bates Masterson: Spike, it's very simple. You need to take into account what's going on. Where things will happen. You choose your side, and you do ANYTHING to have to, to make sure that your playing for that side. You can't go off and beat the crap out of anyone you don't like sometimes. You need to sit back and plot, plan and play. Spike, sometimes you really need to relax, and think about your actions before you do them. Like your brother said....
{Spike roars in frustration and storms off as Bates shakes his head with a smile, walking off his own way.}
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TC: Spike should take anger management classes
DC: I thought you enjoyed his attitude
TC: Oh yeah, but I think it would be funny to see him beat the hell out of an anger management class.....
Match 3. Spirit Championship Match. 4-Way Strap
and Dumpster Match.
"Bad Influence" Tim Lawson Vs. Outcast Vs. Tanik Vs. Mr. Electricity
(c)
DC: Before this match takes place I need to explain the rules on this very unusual and difficult match. Each member will have a strap attatched to both wrists. Each strap is ten feet long, and so both arms will be strapped to one other person. In essense creating a circle of the four men. One side of the ring will have the ropes removed, and a large dumpster placed on that side. There will be two referee's, one to call the match, the second to cut the straps. When one person has been thrown into the dumpster, they are eliminated and their straps will be cut, allowing the remaining contestants to continue. The last man standing in the ring is the winner.
TC: It's possible that the last two may not even be strapped together
DC: Yes, that is possible
{"Pollution" by Limp Bizkit shakes the stage as "The Bad Influence" Tim Lawson steps out through the smoke. He holds his straps, one in each hand, and raises them over his head. The crowd loves Lawson and they make it known by noise and activity. Lawson taunts and poses for the crowd, before he walks down to the ring. The dumpster has already been wheeled in. Lawson walks by and slaps the dumpster once before he climbs into the ropeless side of the ring.}
DC: No ropes will make that edge quite abit more dangerous than normal
TC: I can't wait to see some of the guys fly off it
DC: Keep in mind where one goes... they all go
{"Stupify" by Disturbed hits, and Outcast dashes through the smoke and jumps on top of one of them tombstones. He stands at the top and raises his arms to the crowd, who yells and cheers loudly for him. Outcast grins and hops down, then walks to the ring. Outcast high fives many of the fans along the way before rolling inside and looking at the dumpster with a grin.}
DC: Outcast is the veteran of the dumpster match
TC: Yeah, but he's never had one like this
DC: I don't think anyone has
{"Minefields" by Prodigy blasts and the stage darkens. The smoke lights up red and orange as the technosong pounds out base. The lights come up, and Tanik stands on the dumpster in front of the ring. His arms crossed as he smirks at Outcast and Lawson.}
TC: That guy just freaks me out
{"Hit the Lights" by Metallica comes to life, as the stage flashes suddenly. Wild and crazy flashes of white and yellow light, like a lightning storm raging within the smoke cloud. As the song reaches a huge concussive blast the entire arena is thrown into light as Mr. Electricity, the Spirit Champion appears through the maelstrom cloud. The crowd boo's and the trash shower ensues. Mr. E just shrugs it off as he watches the ring and makes his way down. He rolls in and glares at the challengers.}
{The referee moves in and locks the straps onto each member's arms. Lawson to Tanik, Tanik to Outcast, Outcast to Mr. E, and Mr. E to Lawson. Once that's done he takes a step back and signals for the bell.}
Everything starts with a bang as Lawson and Outcast both jump backwards. The tension yanks Mr. E and Tanik, sending them slamming into each other. Lawson yanks his left, and pulls Mr. E towards him, then clotheslines the champion. Lawson waits until E stands, he reaches for him - but is yanked away as Tanik spears Outcast. Lawson walks over and slams a fist into Tanik's spine, yanking him off Outcast.
DC: This'll be a very interesting match
TC: Yeah, boy I feel sorry for whoever has to write this one.....
Outcast kicks Tanik in the stomach as he get's up. Lawson and Outcast pick Tanik up and hit a double suplex. They stand up and both are taken off their feet as E throws himself against the ropes, as they fly forwards E comes flying back and levels both of them with a double clothesline. Mr. E grabs Lawson and drops him with a DDT. He turns and catches Tanik and plants him with a second DDT. The champion turns and grabs Outcast, but Outcast reverses and hits a fast jawbreaker.
Outcast yanks his left arm, and it practically pulls Tanik to his feet. But Tanik is ready and leaps up, with a heavy dropkick! Tanik spins in place, and continues to turn, the straps starting to wind around him, but in the process they pull the other guys to him. Once they're all within strike range, with the straps wound around his waist, Tanik begins punishing them all with punches and headbutts. The other three are in such a mix that they're almost incapable of defending. Mr. E stumbles back, since his straps are to Outcast and Lawson. Seeing an advantage he joins Tanik, beating on the duo with fists and feet. E yanks Lawson back by his hair, taking him off his feet, and slamming him down. Tanik is yanked to the side and falls over, his legs tangled in the straps. Outcast jumps on Tanik, and starts beating him in the head with his elbows.
DC: Jeez, the physics of this is mind boggling
TC: ............ yeah......... it really is
Mr. E yanks Lawson to his feet and whips him towards the ropes. E then grabs the nearby ropes and steadies himself. Lawson hits the end of his extension and is yanked by his arm and hurled to the mat. E laughs, until Outcast cracks him over the head with a double axe handle, then suplexes E right onto Tanik. Tanik struggles free from the straps and get's to his feet. Mr. E get'sup as well. Now both of them leap backwards, this time Lawson and Outcast are thrown to each other, and crack heads.
TC: Hehehe, they're both Crackheads....
E turns and whips one of his straps out, catching Tanik around the neck, then he yanks and pulls. Tanik clutches at the strap, as he thrown forwards, right into a heavy roundhouse head-kick from Mr. E!! E lifts Tanik and picks him up, carrying him over to the dumpster.
DC: This could be it for Tanik
Outcast and Lawson both look to each other, then to E. They grin, digs their heels in and pull. Mr. E's arms are yanked away, and Tanik falls onto him instead. Now Tanik starts beating on the champions head. He grabs E by the hair and starts slamming the champs skull into the mat over and over again. Lawson and Outcast move forward. Outcast grabs Tanik by the hair and pulls him off E. Outcast spins Tanik around and hits Good Riddance (X-Factor)!
DC: Tanik could be done
Tanik is yanked back up, but he still has some fight in him and kicks Outcast in the gut, then hooks him up for a piledriver. But Lawson grabs his shoulders and pulls, allowing Outcast to reverse the move into a piledriver of his own! E is back up and he hits both Outcast and Lawson over the head with his forearms, throwing both of them onto the dumpster! The lid doesn't give way though.
Tanik get's up, groggy, and nods thanks to E, who headbutts Tanik quickly, then hurls him off the edge of the ring, sending the assassin crashing to the floor outside. E laughs as Tanik's momentum pulls both Lawson and Outcast off the dumpster and onto the floor with him. Mr. E walks out onto the dumpster and then leaps off, hitting a big body splash across Lawson and Outcast. But E bounces off in pain, some part of him must have hit a knee. Tanik is the first to his feet.
Tanik walks over and pulls E to his feet, connecting with a huge right hand, one that throws E back-first into the side of the ring. Tanik jumps and spears E against the side. He grabs the champion by the neck and starts choking him, Tanik then turns and cracks E into the side of the dumpster!
TC: Ohhh that's gotta hurt
Tanik knees E in the gut several times, every attack making sure to rebound E off the steel side of the dumpster. The Assassin lifts Mr. E up onto a shoulder and backs up.
DC: What's this? Wait.... this could kill!
TC: Should be interesting
Tanik charges the dumpster with E's head leading the way. But Lawson whips one of his straps out and catches Tanik by the foot.With a heave, Tanik's foot is taken and he falls, face-first into the dumpster. The bounce of this catapults E over the top of the dumpster, he starts to slide off the other side, but the straps yank, and Mr. E hangs by the arms.
Lawson grabs Tanik and rolls him back into the ring. Then he yells to Outcast, who's still recovering from his head being the landing point of E's elbow drop. Outcast returns to the ring. And together they haul Mr. E back in as well. Outcast yanks Tanik up and punches him in the face, spinning him around to Lawson who hits The Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!!! Lawson and Outcast get to their feet and yell something. E is groggy but hears them and kicks the lid open on the dumpster. Lawson and Outcast shove Tanik. But the assassin doesn't want to go. He stops and elbows Lawson in the jaw, then turns and catches Outcast in a northern lights suplex! He hurls Outcast over his back, and luckily for Outcast he missed the opening. Unluckily for Outcast, his back cracks down across the sidebar of the dumpster! Outcast cries out in pain and tumbles off the side. This force pulls on Tanik's strap though and he starts to waver on the edge of the ring.
Lawson smiles at Tanik pokes him once in the chest, and Tanik falls backwards into the dumpster!! The bell rings.
Announcer: Eliminated at 8:12, Tanik!
The referee cuts the straps, and Tanik, a very angry and dirty Tanik, is escorted backstage. The remaining two in the ring glare at each other. Lawson and Mr. E attempt a staredown, but Outcast pulls on E's strap, and catapults him towards the dumpster! E yanks on Lawson's strap, stopping himself long enough to drop to the mat! The yank pulls Lawson out of control forward, he trips over E and falls directly into the open dumpster. BUT, his arms reach out and grab the support bars on the opening. With intense pain and muscle control, he manages to hold himself over the opening, refusing to go in.
Mr. E get's to his feet and swears, he prepares to kick at Lawson, but Outcast rolls into the ring and runs for the opposite ropes! His straps go taunt, and both Lawson and E are yanked to the middle of the ring! Lawson is thankful, Mr. E is pissed. Lawson is the first to his feet as E pounds the mat. Lawson turns to face Outcast and takes a massive running clothesline!! Outcast apologizes quickly, then turns and starts stomping Mr. E into the mat. E tries to roll away, but Outcast keeps hauling him back.
DC: This is getting good!
Lawson get's to his feet and grabs Outcast from behind, planting him with a reverse suplex!! Lawson get's up, and immediately takes another clothesline from the champion. Mr. E grabs Lawson and whips him into the turnbuckle. E charges for a spear, but Outcast yanks backwards, holding onto the ropes, and Mr. E's left arm is almost ripped from the socket as his charge is pulled off course! E goes airborne as the force is reversed, then spins in the air and lands, holding his arm to his chest in pain.
TC: WOW, you see the flight on that one??
DC: I sure did!!
TC: Ya think it broke his arm?
DC: It could have, but I doubt it. He's alot tougher than we give him credit for
TC: That's true
Outcast flies out of the corner and spears his friend Lawson! He wraps his straps around Lawson's neck and spins, choking Lawson and throwing him across the ring! He turns back and grabs E's arm, sitting down on the shoulder in an armbar!!!
DC: Oh jeez!
Mr. E wastes no time and starts tapping out like a mouse on acid - but there are no submissions, so Outcast keeps the hold. Laughing and taunting Mr. E. Outcast just stays there, using that hold to destroy E's arm, then from behind a strap whips over and wraps around Outcast's neck! Lawson turns around, so the straps are over his shoulder and starts walking, Outcast is dragged off E, and lifted into the air, suspended by the straps on Lawson's back.
Mr. E get's to his feet unsteadily, he turns and walks out to where Lawson is choking Outcast. E walks along side, then sweeps Lawsons's feet out! Sending him crashing to the ground, and Outcast on top of him. E grabbed Outcast by the shirt and yanked him off, then turned and threw him towards the dumpster, but the straps weren't long enough and instead Outcast's arms yanked him back! Lawson is up and he grabs E's by the back as the champion taunts Outcast on the mat. Lawson roars and takes two steps, throwing E headfirst into the dumpster!! Mr. Electricity start thrashing and pounding on the lid as he get's up, he tries to get back into the ring, but the extra referee stops him.
Announcer: Eliminated at 14:31, Mr. Electricity!
DC: The champion's been eliminated! We'll have a new one, one way or another!
Mr. E is pulled out of the trash, and in the process his foot hits the lid and causes it to fall back in place. E swears and curses the entire way back, many times trying to turn around to return and finish the job.
DC: Well would you look at that.... both men are free and clear now
TC: Told this could happen
DC: Yes you did
Outcast and Lawson both look to each other, both of which hurt and tired. Lawson offers his hand, and Outcast takes it, they shake once. Then Lawson kicks out one of Outcast's legs, Lawson drops and starts beating on Outcast.
DC: Like a rabid canadian....
TC: What is it with you and Canadians?
DC: I had a bad experience once
TC: Your such a dipwad
Lawson pulls Outcast to his feet, but Outcast reaches up and snaps a quick jawbreaker. Outcast runs to the ropes and get's speed up, Lawson stands up and get's a hard spear from behind! Lawson drops facefirst, holding his back. Outcast grabs Lawson and pulls him to his feet, then whips his friend into the turnbuckle. Outcast charges in and spears him again against the turnbuckle. Outcast locks him up, and starts slamming his knee's into Lawson's chest and stomach. Outcast lifts Lawson onto the top turnbuckle, then hits a frankensteiner!
DC: Outcast is in complete control now
TC: Yeah, but whoever starts on top, looses
DC: Not always
Outcast cheers and picks Lawson up. He whips him into the ropes, and meets his return with a spinebuster!! Outcast grins and pulls Lawson up, he calls for Good Riddance (X-Factor). He grabs Lawson by the head and leaps, but Lawson suddenly surges forward. He hoists Outcast higher up and catches him in a powerbomb position.
DC: Good reversal!
Lawson turns and starts walking towards the edge of the ring, where the dumpster waits ominously. Outcast looks over his shoulder and starts to hammer Lawson in the head, also using his heels to batter the Bad Influence in the back. Lawson finally screams and throws Outcast in a huge powerbomb!! The force blasts through the lid and Outcast disappears inside the dumpster!
Announcer: Winner at 19:13, and NEW UAW Spirit Champion, "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!!!!
{Lawson raises both arms and drops to one knee, as Outcast is pulled out of the dumpster. Outcast swears and sighs, being led to the back while Lawson has his victory ceremony. Outcast looks over his shoulder and nods alittle, smiling, then disappears.}
DC: What a match!
TC: I can't believe it! Eric actually wrote that chaotic mess! Holy crap!
(Shameless self-promotion)
DC: Hold on, we have word from the doctors in the back
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{The screen changes to backstage. Where Maximus lays on a hospital gurney. A doctor turns to face the camera.}
Dr. Guy: I'm sorry to announce this, but due to the damage incurred by the attack earlier - Maximus will not be able to compete tonight. It's my opinion, and prognosis, that the damage is too severe to futher complicate with the style of match taking place. Maximus WILL be benched for the Arena Championship Match tonight
{The crowd boos loudly}
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{HardKore and Jenna are seen on the camera. Jenna is pouting and has her arms crossed. HardKore seems to be in the middle of explaining something.}
HardKore: You see Jenna, that's why - even with Maximus out I don't want you there tonight. This is my match, and I don't want ANYTHING to happen unless I do it.
Jenna: But what if....
HardKore: No Jenna, I can handle myself and you know it. This is my night, this is when I prove to everyone that I'm every bit the champion they seem to doubt. I'm going to come back here tonight still the Arena Champion, and then there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it, because it'll be prooven lot-stock-and barrel
{Jenna sighs and nods.}
Jenna: Ok, just be careful
{HardKore smirks}
HardKore: I'm not the one that'll get hurt, but your concern is accepted
{HardKore grabs up the sledgehammer and chain, and walks off, giving Jenna a quick peck on the cheek before leaving.}
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{A referee appears, standing in the dimly lit boiler room.}
DC: It's time for the Weaponmaster Championship to be decided
TC: THIS is what I've been waiting for! Oh goody goody goody.....
Match 4. Weaponmaster Championship. Chris Moore Vs. Ogre (c)
{The camera pans back and both of the titans are already in the room. Staring eye to eye, with the door padlocked and chained shut. The crowd goes nuts at this and then the referee steps back.}
Referee: Go!
Both men lunge forward, the larger and stronger Ogre hoisting Chris Moore over his shoulder, Chris lands hard on the concrete. Ogre turns and stomps, but Chris rolls away. Chris grabs one of Ogre's feet and yanks, pulling him off balance. Chris get's up and catches Ogre with a bone shattering right haymaker, Ogre flies backwards, hitting the steel oil drum used for heating. Chris wades forward and fires off a huge left, Ogre ducks and Chris's hand rebounds off the metal hard. Chris clutches the stinging hand.
DC: That might have broken something
Ogre grabs Chris by the ribs and throws him backwards. Chris remains on his feet, but cocks a fist and let's it fly, Ogre's rush ducks and spears Chris, folding him up in two. Ogre grabs Chris by the ankles and spins, throwing him into the wall!! Ogre turns and reaches into a corner filled with refuse. He grabs a broken 2x4 and turns around with a baseball swing, Chris ducks the attack, and grabs Ogre by the neck. He screams and chokeslams Ogre onto the pavement floor. Now Chris grabs the 2x4 and twirls it once. He waits for Ogre to stand, and just as the champion does he brings the wooden weapon around in a huge overhand strike. Ogre looks up just in time to watch it break over his head!
DC: These two are going to kill each other
TC: This is so cool
Chris grabs Ogre and lifts him up to powerbomb him. Then Chris runs forward, Ogre's head slamming into the pipes on the ceiling as he runs. To end this destructive dash, he powerbombs Ogre into the boiler room door!! The door buckles, and the padlock snaps off, but the chains remain strong, holding the door shut.
DC: Dear god!! That was...... ughhhhh OUCH!
TC: I LOVE THIS, MORE MORE... hehe MOORE! MOORE!
Chris yanks Ogre off the dented door by an ankle and pins him, 1............... 2............... kickout!! Chris grabs Ogre by the head and slams it into a nearby steel pipe, the riveting punches a hole in Ogre's forehead! Blood starts flowing rapidly. Chris wipes a hand over Ogre's forehead and smiles as he wipes the blood on Ogre's shoulders. Chris grabs Ogre and pulls him to his feet then spins and whips him into the corner of trash! Ogre crashes through the discarded material, sending boards, trash cans, and other junk scattering over the room. Chris grins and walks over to him. Moore grabs Ogre by the shoulder and rolls him over, but Ogre brings a massive broken pipe around with him, catching Chris in the side of the face!
TC: Oh damn!
Chris drops to the floor, bleeding from the mouth. He turns and Ogre brings the pipe down onto his forehead, busting the challenger open as well. Ogre rolls Chris into a pin, 1............. 2.................. kickout! Ogre hauls Chris to his feet and whips him into the oil tank again, Chris hits and bounces off, right into a clothesline from behind. Ogre picks Chris up and wraps his arms around the Moore brother's waist. Chris tries to fight free, but Ogre brings him up and over, sending Chris crashing into that same junk corner with a release german suplex!!!
DC: We've seen alot Terry, but I don't think I've ever seen something to this degree.... I mean the pure punishment these two have already caused to each other is staggering
TC: I agree, we're.... 4:12 into this match, and already look at this....
Ogre grabs Chris by the leg and drags him out, in the process cutting up Chris Moore's back over the junk and broken junk. Once he's clear Ogre lifts Chris up and slaps him in the face several times, then turns and whips Moore across the room. Chris stumbles and cracks headfirst into the door, bursting through and spilling out into the hallway. The camera changes to one in the hallway as Chris uses the wall to get up. He turns to face the door groggy, and suddenly Ogre barrels out, slamming chest first into Chris Moore and crushing him against the concrete wall!! Ogre grabs him by the hair and throws Moore back into the boiler room.
DC: I hope the referee has sanctions to call this match if things get too bad
Ogre walks inside and grabs Chris by the hair, lifting him. Then Chris's hand snaps down and grabs ahold of Ogre's gonads. Ogre howls in pain as Chris squeezes, finally Chris releases and Ogre slumps against the wall in pain. Now Chris prepares, he stomps hard on a glass bottle, breaking it and grinding the glass bits into his boot heel.
TC: Oh no.... THIS'LL ROCK!!
DC: This is going too far
Chris screams and charges, bringing that glass laden boot up and connecting right across Ogre's face, raking a number of bloody lines across the champions face. Ogre falls backward, into the corner. Chris starts rummaging and finds a halfway decent trash can. He turns and throws it forward into Ogre's face. Chris looks around in the rubbage corner and pulls out.... a football helmet???
TC: Oh no, this place isn't rigged at all......
Chris pulls the helmet on and charges, connecting headfirst into the trash can and crushing it into Ogre. Chris laughs and removes the helmet. His laugh is cut off as he flies through the air?!?!
DC: What the hell??
Chris Moore hits the hard concrete with a sickening crack as the tiger suplex lands! Shiro Ginawa jumps to his feet with a smirk.
DC: Shiro's there??
TC: He told these two he wanted the Weaponmaster title.....
Shiro grabs Ogre by the leg and drags him out of the garbage, Shiro pins, 1............... 2................... 3............................
Announcer: Winner at 12:51, and NEW UAW Weaponmaster Champion, Shiro Ginawa!!!
DC: I can't believe this?! He just cherry-picked the win
TC: What a gyp!
{Shiro grabs the belt and takes off, through the broken and battered doorway}
TC: What a way to end such a great match!
DC: Well you enjoy pain and the suffering of others, right?
TC: Yeah....
DC: Then just imagine when those two manage to catch him
{Terry grins like a kid on prozac}
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{A short distance from the Boiler Room, Brian Johnson stands with Shiro Ginawa.}
Brian Johnson: Shiro, you just, in every sense of the word - stole that title
Shiro Ginawa: I did no such thing. I took this, the rules must be used even in the most hardcore places. I paid attention to the rules and waited. I'm just adding something those powerhouse baffoons never did - strategy
Brian Johnson: Well you have to realize that your now a wanted man
Shiro Ginawa: Excellent, I've always enjoyed the competition, now maybe these men will understand me as a true threat and not some passing jobber here for a week. I am the real deal, I'm the Weaponmaster champion now, and it's time....
{Shiro is cut off as Ogre cracks him over the head with a bent stop sign.}
Ogre: Aye ye bloody baffoon, ye think yer making a name for yeself this way.... By the saints I'll mash you for.....
{Ogre is cut off as Chris Moore gives him a reverse DDT onto the floor.}
Chris Moore: You son of a bitch! C'mon, I'm taking that title. IT'S MINE!!!
{Chris grabs Ginawa and pulls him up, but Ginawa snaps a fast kick to the man's groin and Chris hunches over. Ginawa turns Chris around and throws him into Ogre as he get's up. Ogre grabs Chris, and both men start exchanging punches as Ginawa makes a fast exit.}
Brian Johnson: I'm out of here, back to you guys.....
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{In Dregoth's office Jason is currently going over a stack of papers. Next to him he has a practice sheet of paper with some things jotted down. Jason seems in quite a hurry, Bates Masterson appears and leans over Jason's shoulder, drinking a cup of coffee.}
Bates Masterson: What's that boss?
{Jason jumps alittle, and looks to Bates}
Jason Dregoth: Jesus Bates.... you scared the crap out of me
{Bates laughs and looks to the papers, picking them up with his free hand.}
Bates Masterson: So what's all this?
Jason Dregoth: Contracts, in particular the copies of mine, and the other Sins.
Bates Masterson: Giving us a pay raise?
{Bates grins, Jason takes the papers back}
Jason Dregoth: Not quite, but if I do lose somehow, I'm going to make quick alternations to these, so that Rymiel won't have any power over us
{Bates nods and leans in to read them.}
Bates Masterson: Good plan
{Bates leans too far, and his coffee spills all over the contracts, Dregoth jumps back swearing.}
Jason Dregoth: Bates?!!? [ ] man! Look, shit..... now this is all ruined.... [ ]!!!
{Bates tries to clean them up, but the damage is absolute and all the copies of the contracts are ruined.}
Bates Masterson: No worries, just get the copies and write on those
Jason Dregoth: It isn't that easy, their stored in the database, and it takes time. More time than I have. [ ]! What happens if I lose now???
{Jason sighs and leans his head into his hands. Bates sets the empty cup down and puts a hand on Dregoth's shoulder.}
Bates Masterson: Tell ya what man, just like you made sure that I would keep my title. I'm going to make sure that you keep your company. Relax, everything's taken care of. Let's to beat that pissant Rymiel, eh?
{Dregoth grins and nods.}
Jason Dregoth: I can always count on you, let's go
{Both men leave the room}
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DC: There they go again!
TC: OH please, you always know that it never works out that way. Bates will interefere and level Dregoth by mistake
DC: Why do you always try and guess what'll happen?
TC: Because I'm always right
Match 5. UAW Ownership Match. Jason Dregoth Vs. Rymiel
{"Speaking of Sins", by Deadlock Smith hits the sound system. Jason Dregoth walks out through the smoke with a smile. The crowd erupts into the most violent and hateful jeers and screams ever. Ever one of them looking for a way to rip off an arm of the UAW CEO. Behind him Bates Masterson walks out, a small smirk on his face, his arms crossed. Jason makes his way to the ring and stretches a few times. The UAW ownership rights hang from the ceiling in a briefcase.}
{"Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits, and the crowd goes insane. Everyone's on their feet as Rymiel, wearing his expensive suit, steps out through the smoke and makes a slow beeline for the ring. Rymiel smiles as he climbs the stairs and get's into the ring. Dregoth starts to move in towards Rymiel, but he's stopped by an upraised hand of Rymiel.}
{Rymiel motions to the screen, and the scene changes. That same van is parked in front of the Sins lockerroom. Dregoth looks up and shrugs, then back to Rymiel. Rymiel smiles and crosses his arms. The screen changes. Now we see the Sins mole standing in the shadows of the dark room Rymiel used. Only part of the white referee shirt can be seen. This man is way too small to be Gorgon.}
{Dregoth frowns and watches, then the man steps into the light. And his face is revealed. Bates Masterson}
{Dregoth's face falls, and he falls down like someone threw him. Rymiel get's a microphone.}
Rymiel: That's right you little bitch! You stole my company, you stole my life - guess what? I knew you would try something like that. I knew you were too much of a weasel to pass the attempt up. So I planted a friend of mine with you. But I think I'll let him explain....
{Rymiel throws the microphone to Bates who catches it. Dregoth turns and Bates cracks him over the head with the microphone! Bates spins Dregoth around and hits The Stroke (Front Russian Sweep)!!! Bates grabs Dregoth by the collar, and hauls him up again. Once more Bates plants him with The Stroke (Front Russian Sweep).}
{Bates pulls the microphone up to his mouth.}
Bates Masterson: So Dregoth, now you know who the mole is....
{Bates kneels down next to Dregoth.}
Bates Masterson: You ever wonder why I was the only one who ever found Rymiel? Oh oh, what about how that shirt was way too small to fit Gorgon? And well, hehehe, I was the one that suggested Gorgon in the first place. Then there was all those plans, that I magically knew what Rymiel was planning, so we could counter act it. Or would prefer to remember how I was always the one that got jumped by Rymiel and Loyalists.
{Dregoth lays on the mat, mentally and physically defeated.}
Bates Masterson: It's been a long road Dregoth, do you have any idea how many times I wanted to just say 'screw it', and attack you losers in the lockerroom?
{Rymiel slides out of the ring and get's the ladder returning to the ring and setting the ladder up over Dregoth's body.}
Bates Masterson: You made me sick, you've always made me sick. And the only thing that kept me going was looking forward to this. To this moment. Referee.... ring the bell....
{The bell is rung}
Rymiel takes his time climbing the ladder to the briefcase and taking it down. The bell rings for the end of the match.
Announcer: Winner at 0:15, Owner of the UAW, Rymiel!
{Bates and Rymiel shake hands as they leave the ring, and leave Dregoth laying there.}
DC: Unbelievable....this whole time....
TC: What a screw job! Oh geez!!!
DC: And right from there into the big one. The Arena Championship!..... this should be incredible
Match 6. Arena Championship. Sledgehammer Match. Big Daddy Cain Vs. HardKore
{"Kill Em All" by Megadeath hits like a 40-megaton nuclear strike, and the crowd is on their feet. Every hand, in the air, every mouth screaming at the top of it's lungs as The Heavy Ryder, Big Daddy Cain steps through the smoke. The place explodes as he starts down to the ring. A chain over over shoulder, and a sledgehammer over the other. BDC rolls into the ring and stands, holding the sledgehammer high over his head.}
DC: This will be a dangerous match
TC: With those weapons, yes
{"Down with the Sickness", by Disturbed hits, and the Arena Champion walks out through the smoke cloud. His title is strapped around his waits, HardKore walks out. As if the recent loss of Dregoth affected him not at all. HardKore twirls the sledgehammer a few times, the chain resting around his neck like a hardcore necktie. HardKore marches down to the ring, and rolls in. Both men glare at each other like animals, their grips tightening and flexing on the handle to their weapons.}
{Suddenly the dark black rain starts to fall from the rafters. The familair tribal drum beat starts to pound through the arena.}
DC: Maximus??
TC: It sure sounds and looks like it!
{As the music continues the Dark One, Maximus, steps out to a earth shaking cheer. He walks halfway down in the rain, then pauses. The rain stops, and the music quiets. Maximus raises a microphone.}
Maximus: There's been alot of talk about where I stand on this war.
{The crowd quiets expecting an answer}
Maximus: Due to my injury I can't compete, but I'd like everyone to know exactly where the HUNTER stands.
{Maximus starts walking down to the ring, he stops in front of the referee and grabs the man by the shirt, ripping it off his body and tucking it into his belt.}
Maximus: I AM THE REFEREE for this match! Sanctioned and prepared. Right now though.... I want everyone to see who it was that attacked me.....
{On the stage a man in black robes with a sledgehammer steps out. The man throws the hood back to reveal PRIMAL!!?}
Maximus: That's right boys and girls, this was planned and executed by me. Primal, demonstrate....
{Primal proceeds to slam the sledgehammer into his leg, for no effect.}
Maximus: It's fake. And now, before this is over everyone will know where I stand!
{Maximus slides into the ring, both men are confused. But the bell rings and Maximus leans against the ropes, relaxing.}
BDC and HardKore both step in and swing at each other. Their sledgehammers hit handle to handle. And they press in like two gladiators locked in combat. BDC roars and throws HardKore back, then swings again! HardKore brings his hammer up to block, and parries the attack. HardKore lashes out with a punch to the face, rocking BDC. Cain screams in rage and brings the sledgehammer back around, once more they meet. This time there's a loud snapping and both of the shafts split, sending the steel head flying to opposite sides of the ring.
DC: Whoa! Flying debri!!
TC: NO! They broke already! That's not fair
DC: They still have chains....
TC: Oh yeah..... sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
HardKore moves in and lashes the steel chain across Cain's stomach. The Heavy Ryder doubles up and HardKore levels him with a double axehandle! HardKore lashes the chain down over BDC's back, splitting the shirt and breaking skin. HardKore whips the chain down again and again. Finally he grabs BDC and whips him into the ropes. Cain comes running back, and HardKore jumps for a dropkick, but BDC ducks and catches him in the air. With a roar BDC powerbombs HardKore. But the champion bounces back to his feet and laughs.
DC: After that powerbomb war with Maximus, I bet a powerbomb onto the soft mat doesn't mean much
TC: That's a save assumption
BDC takes a breath then leaps forward and grabs HardKore by the shoulders, he turns and throws the champion into the corner. BDC snaps his chain like a wet towel, and HardKore clutches his leg in pain. BDC grabs a fistful of chain and twirls it, until it's wrapped around his fire and forearm. Cain roars and slugs HardKore in the face! HardKore's forehead splits over from the blow. BDC grabs a handful of hair and slams his fist into the champions face again and again. Finally he starts grating HardKore's face back and forth over the chain-wrap.
HardKore bursts out and throws Cain back, using his own chain. Cain whips his up, and the chains lock. HardKore yanks and pulls the chain from BDC. Cain lunges and spears HardKore, causing him to drop the weapon. Cain get's up and pulls the champ to his feet. BDC locks him in and hits a belly-to-belly slam, then follows it with a german suplex from the mat!
TC: Cain's got alot in the power department
DC: He absolutely does
HardKore is back to his feet though and reverses BDC's charge with a swift thrust kick to the chest. Cain laughs, but it's cut short as HardKore clotheslines him. HardKore lifts BDC and locks him in, hitting a DDT. HardKore rolls over and pulls BDC back to his feet. Cain throws HardKore's hands away and batters the midsection with a number of fast anf viscious blows. HardKore is stunned and BDC scoops up one of the broken sledgehammer shafts and cracks it across HardKore's face! HardKore staggers in the ropes, and then off them into another hard strike.
Cain lifts both weapons high over his head, cheering and yelling to the crowd, who roars in responce. Cain turns around and grabs HardKore then whips him into the ropes. BDC catches him and hits The Big Drop (Sky High)! Cain pins, but Maximus remains leaning on the ropes. BDC doesn't seem concerned and he pulls HardKore back to his feet and batters him with big right and left hands. HardKore brings a knee up into BDC's gut, and then plants him with another DDT. HardKore rolls to the side and pulls himself up with the rope. He shakes his head a few times, then grabs BDC and pulls him up. Cain is thrown into the ropes, and on his way back is thrown into the air, and HardKore catches him with a 3/4 neckbreaker on the fall!! HardKore pins, and Maximus yawns, looking out over the crowd.
DC: Uh oh
HardKore leaps to his feet and comes up to Maximus. He gets in the referee's face and starts swearing, talking trash to Maximus. The Dark One smirks and shoves HardKore backwards. HardKore is about to respond, but is swiftly hit by BDC from behind. Cain grabs HardKore and hits a cannon-ball buster. Cain yanks HardKore back up and locks him into a bearhug! Cain squeezes, but Maximus still isn't moving. Just minding his own business ignoring the match. BDC still doesn't seem to care, and he continues squeezing the stuffings out of HardKore until the champion cracks an elbow into Cain's temple, stunning him. HardKore drops to his feet and kicks hitting The Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner)!!!
TC: This is it, IF Maximus counts
DC: That seems to be a big if. Maximus claims that today we'll all know where he stands, but thus far he hasn't made a single move towards anything
HardKore pins, and Maximus drops, counting 1................ 2.................. kickout!!!
DC: That was a long 3 count
HardKore jumps up and starts kickin BDC in the side and head. He lashes out over and over again. Then he turns and flicks off Maximus, who slaps his hands away. HardKore starts to move towards Maximus, but stops and smirks, then turns back to Cain who was just getting up. HardKore pulls him to his feet, but Cain uppercuts him, then grabs the champion by the neck and hits Aftermath (Double Chokelift Slam)!
BDC grabs HardKore by the skull and pulls him back up. He turns and whips HardKore into the turnbuckle. HardKore bounces off and comes back, BDC lifts him into the air and falls backwards, slamming HardKore's head into the opposite turnbuckle pad! HardKore rebounds off and BDC jumps to his feet catching HardKore into a snap powerbomb! HardKore slowly starts to get up, but BDC yanks him and sets him up, nailing a second Aftermath (Double Chokelift Slam)!
DC: This is looking good for BDC!
TC: Dammit
Cain pulls HardKore up and slaps him, laugh and throwing him into the turnbuckle. Cain lifts him onto the top and positions himself. He grabs HardKore by the waist, preparing, he looks out over the crowd.
DC: Top rope Big Drop......
Cain hefts HardKore up into the air, and turns, taking to the air. HardKore miraculously kicks away and lands a split second before BDC, and managing to catch Cain in a huge Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner) off the top rope!!!!!
DC: BLOODY END! BLOODY END!
TC: That's got to be it!!!
HardKore makes the cover, Maximus drops to count, 1............... 2....................... Maximus stops and stands up. HardKore is irate and he leaps up slapping Maximus and bitching him out. HardKore balls up the fist and rocks Maximus. The Dark One smiles to HardKore and kicks him in the gut. Maximus takes no time at all to pull HardKore up into the Maximum Override (Last Ride Powerbomb)!!!!! Maximus laughs and rolls HardKore over and places his hand on BDC, then drops and counts, 1..................... 2...................... 3..................................
Announcer: Winner at 16:21, and STILL UAW Arena Champion, HARDKORE!!!!
DC: HardKore wins! Despite everything he retained his title.... unbelievable....
TC: Dammit! No one even tried to destroy our table!
DC: Goodnight everyone, Deathmatch promises to be interested. The dissolution of the Sins ownership, the traitor revealed, a new Spirit and Weaponmaster champion...... Thank you for watching. Goodnight
{The UAW logo appears as the camera fades, watching Maximus stand over the bodies of Cain and HardKore.}