What is it really that is going on here,
you've got the system for total control
so is there anybody out there,
now watch us suffer, cause we can't go
{The scene changes from the Oblivion Logo with a flash of flames as they explode outwards.}
What is it really that is in your head,
what little life that you had just died
i'm gonna be the one that's taking over,
now this is what it's like when worlds collide ...
{Dread kicks out of one, two, three, four, then the fifth Maximum Override (Last Ride Powerbomb) from Maximus! Then hits his Deep Dread (STO) and pins becoming the first UAW Arena Champion. Images fade by, washed in color, faded by age as champion after Champion is shown. Hazard. Big Daddy Cain. Maximus. Ravage. Bahamut. HardKore. Outcast. Pryme. Tim Lawson. Chris Moore.}
Are you ready to go - cause i'm ready to go -
what you gonna do baby - baby
are you going with me - cause i'm going with you - it's the end of all time
{FLASH. HardKore battling on the Cell with Big Daddy Cain for the Weaponmaster Championship. Both men exchanging blows like true champions. FLASH. Pryme flying off the top rope. Maximus leveling Knockout with a huge right clothesline. Ravage hitting Ravagebomb after Ravagebomb.}
What is it really that motivates you, the need
to fly or this fear to stop
i'll go along for the ride but surprise, when we get there is say 9 of 10
drop
now who's the light and who is the devil, you can't decide so i'll be your
guide
and one by one they will be hand chosen,
now this is what it's like when worlds collide ...
{Rymiel is seen as the UAW opens it's door for the first time. Smiling like a proud new father. It switches to him throughout the UAW's history. The plans, the beatings, everything. Rymiel the owner.}
Are you ready to go - cause i'm ready to go -
what you gonna do baby - baby
Are you going with me - cause i'm going with you - it's the end of all time
{Finally each wrestler's face passes by the camera, each one staring the lens dead in the eye, determination etched into their faces like carvings of stone. As they speak the conglomerate of each voice is heard.}
"We Will Not Die"
What is it really when they're falling over,
everything that you thought was denied
i'm gonna be the one that's takin over,
now this is what it's like when worlds collide
{Pyro explodes across the interior of Madison Square
Garden, the flames and sparks shooting to the rafters, then back down. The
fans have filled the massive building to see one federation fall. Too many
signs cover the crowd to possibly see them all. The camera catches a few though....
"UAW Forever"
"NMW Rest in Peace"
"Lawson the eternal champion"
"My God, Mr. Electricity!"
"ugkjl augsaju ashais Hooligan! iauihfdks ishaiua"
"Prepare for the STING"
"Immortal. Invulnerable. Unstoppable"
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{In the CEO office of Madison Square Garden both owners are seen. Rymiel behind one desk, Winters behind the other. Behind Rymiel there's a chalkboard, with two columns "UAW", and "NMW". Rymiel carries a piece of chalk waiting for the first match. He looks across at Winters.}
Rymiel: Ready to lose Winters? You never should have started this war
Seth Winters: Heh, we'll see who ends up closed
Rymiel: Damn straight we will
Seth Winters: So what exactly do you plan to do with that chalkboard, anyway?
Rymiel: Are you THAT dense, Winters? We're gonna chalk up the winners of each match. Then not only will we see one fed close, but we'll see who truly is the better all-around federation!
Seth Winters-But what if the federation that gets the most wins is the fed that loses the last match? What does that prove?
Rymiel: Um Well, I guess that means one fed just got lucky.
Seth Winters: I see. Hey, speaking of getting lucky, where's that Christina Harrows chick? I heard she's a pretty sweet piece of ass.
Rymiel: That's none of your goddamn business Winters. Now shut up and concentrate on the fact that your fed is going to die tonight.
Seth Winters: What kind of chalk is that, anyway?
Rymiel: Huh? Winters I swear, I'm not going to be able to handle sitting in this room with you all night.
Seth Winters: Yeah yeah whatever. Just tell me what kind of chalk it is.
Rymiel: Dustless, I believe.
Seth Winters: Excellent.
{Winters gets up from his chair and swipes the chalk out of Rymiel's hand, taking a large bite out of it. The chalk snaps in half, as Winters chews on the crunchy substance. Rymiel looks on in disgust.}
Rymiel: This is going to be a loooong night
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Daniel Carson: Good evening folks, and it's a historic night here at New York's Madison Square Garden. Tonight one of two federations will see their end. Tonight someone goes home unemployed!
Terry Carter: Screw that, I just can't wait to see those NMW LOSER lose!
{Terry screams it at the NMW announcers, who return his opinion with the finger.}
Terry Carter: Hehehehe, they suck cock
Daniel Carson: Where in the hell do you get that idea?
Terry Carter: Well we already know all their wrestlers are gay, someone needs to do it for them
Daniel Carson: If all the wrestlers are gay, don't you think they'd do it to each other?
Terry Carter: .. they suck cock! HAHA!
Daniel Carson: Tonights card is no less stellar than my companion's lack of intelligence .
Match 1. Buried Alive Match Gravedigger vs. RushMan
Match 2. UAW Weaponmaster Championship Xtreme vs. Mr. E
Match 3. NMW High Stakes Title-Ladder Match. Hooligan vs. Dark/True Destroyer
Match 4. Reetz vs. Chang
Match 5. Jokers vs. Hardkore and KillerBee
Match 6. NMW Championship-Cage Match. Macomber vs. Knife
Match 7. UAW Arena Championship-Cage Match Thresh Crest vs. "Bad Influence"
Tim Lawson
Match 8. Tank vs. Tanik
Match 9. Chris Moore vs. Jason Moore vs. Spike Moore
Match 10. Loser Closes. UAW Champion Vs. NMW Champion
Daniel Carson: Just think Terry, after tonight you may be unemployed again
Terry Carter: It's not that bad, it could be worse . I COULD SUCK COCK!!!
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{The camera opens up to a dark scene, seemingly outside in a very open area. The camera tilts upward, showing only the horizon and the dark dusk sky above. A strong wind is blowing, and the camera passes over several trees which are swaying in the breeze. The camera then begins to pan down, revealing several gravestones, and then revealing an entire cemetery. The camera pans down further to close in on a few of the gravestones as it passes over them, until it comes to an empty plot dug in the ground. A gravestone sits above the plot, slightly tilted, with the etching not able to be made out in the darkness. The camera then begins to pan up once more, now showing the legs of a large man, then the chest, and then a face covered in white hair. The man is Gravedigger of the NMW, and he stands directly above the empty plot in the ground. He reaches down, hair still hiding his facial features, and begins to shimmy the gravestone out of the ground. He lifts it up and holds it in his large arms, before beginning to speak.}
Gravedigger-Oblivion Appropriate name for an event in which I will be competing. RushMan, you and your UAW cronies have plagued the NMW for far too long, and today is your day of reckoning.
{Gravedigger wipes some of the dirt off the face of the tombstone, revealing the name of RushMan, with the UAW logo carved underneath his name.}
Gravedigger-It is time for the inevitable to be carried forth, for tonight RushMan, you are unfortunate enough to face me in a Buried Alive match. Possibly the most feared of all wrestling matches, because the only way to win is to bury your opponent in the substance from which we all have come. Dirt Until he can no longer breathe, until he can no longer escape, until he can no longer survive. Your plot has been dug, RushMan
{The camera pans down a bit to show the tombstone, just as lightning flashes far off in the distance, just enough to reveal what else is written on the stone: "He shall rule ass no longer." The camera slowly pans back up to Gravedigger's hair-covered face.}
Gravedigger-Soon RushMan, you just like your precious UAW will be buried six feet under. And not only will I stand victorious above your rotting corpse, but so will the NMW. RushMan Underground Arena Wrestling
{Gravedigger drops the stone into the plot.}
Gravedigger-Prepare to meet your Last Descent.
{The scene fades out as it shows one final shot of Gravedigger's shadowy frame.}
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Daniel Carson: Well Gravedigger's made it very clear that he's intending to put Rush Man down for good
Terry Carter: Rush'll kick his ass, UAW rules!
Daniel Carson: For once, I'm going to agree with you, I certainly hope he does
Match 1. Buried Alive Match. Rush Man Vs. Gravedigger
{"Blackened", by Metallica blasts through the arena. A dimly lit fog filters down over the floor. From the entranceway Gravedigger steps out. He carries a shovel and as he passes the open grave he tosses it alongside the dirt - not even acknowledging the pits presence. Even the NMW fans are booing him as he slowly walks down and climbs into the ring.}
Daniel Carson: I don't care what you think, that guy gives me the shivers
Terry Carter: Heh . The shivers? hehehehe, you like him don't you?
Daniel Carson: What is it with you and gay references today?
Terry Carter: I never said anything about gay, you brought that up . Fruedian slip?
Daniel Carson: Shut up .
{"California Love", by Dr. Dre and Tupac hits. With a thunderous roar from his fans the self proclaimed 'Ruler of Ass' darts out onto the stage. He plays up his popularity, going back and forth across the stage several times. Finally Rush turns and makes his way to the ring, the entire way talking smack to the much larger Gravedigger.}
The bell rings as both men stand in the ring. Gravedigger has an unnerving stare right through the chest of Rush Man. Rush Man circles him as the stare never ceases. Finally, Rush Man makes the first move to lunge at Gravedigger with a shoulder block. Gravedigger takes the blow and returns it with a double axe handle. Rush Man is dropped to one knee, but quickly gets up and backs away. He sizes Gravedigger up before attempting another attack. This time, Rush fakes high and hits a dropkick to Gravedigger's knees. This stops the big man from his standing stare.
Daniel Carson: Well it doesn't matter who does best in the ring, it's that grave site on the stage that'll make the difference
As Rush rolls to his feet, he is leveled with a powerful clothesline. Rush rolls to the floor and motions for Gravedigger to follow. He does, and Rush slides back into the ring. Gravedigger follows suit and is met with a leg drop as he slides under the ropes. Rush then quickly gets to his feet and starts stomping away. Gravedigger takes minimal damage as he gets to his feet. Rush tries to clothesline Gravedigger over the top, but his attempt fails. Gravedigger grabs Rush by the throat and throws him halfway across the ring. Rush rolls to his feet again.
Terry Carter: Little Rush is a bit outclassed by this behemoth!
Daniel Carson: It certainly isn't looking good for the UAW's opening match .
Rush bounces into the ropes and charges Gravedigger, but is caught completely off guard when he is deforested by a clothesline from Gravedigger. Gravedigger stands over Rush and makes a slow cut-throat motion. He wraps his arms around Rush's waist and lifts him into the air. Gravedigger moves Rush from a powerbomb position into a gorilla press position and throws him to the mat. Rush Man holds his back after he hits the mat. Gravedigger drops a leg on Rush's chest. Gravedigger follows up the leg drop by stomping Rush into the mat further.
Daniel Carson: Gravedigger's in total control right now
Gravedigger picks Rush up again and whips him into the ropes. On the return, Gravedigger crushes him to the mat with a spinebuster. Gravedigger gets right back up to his feet again and lifts Rush up too. He then throws Rush to the floor. Gravedigger looks towards the grave site and makes another cut throat motion. He follows Rush to the floor.
Terry Carter: Looks like Gravediggers ready to put the nail in the coffin so to speak
Daniel Carson: Rush better get a second wind real soon
Rush is crawling towards the back as Gravedigger grabs him by his hair. Gravedigger lifts Rush to his feet and whips him into the barricade. Gravedigger measures up and lays in five right hands to Rush's jaw. He then whips Rush to the barricade across the aisle. Gravedigger charges forward, but Rush ducks and slingshots him over the barricade and into the fans. Rush takes a second to catch his breath, but the next thing he knows, he has a hand wrapped around his throat and is being pulled over the barricade himself. Gravedigger holds him to the ground by the throat and punches him in the face a couple times. Security is quickly around the wrestlers, as fans seem to be wanting to jump into the action.
Terry Carter: 5 bucks says the first fan to touch Digger get's a broken spine
Daniel Carson: I'll take that bet, I say a broken jaw
Gravedigger takes a bag of popcorn to the head and then a drink to the face. He looks out to the fans and lets out a scream. He turns to pick Rush Man up, but recieves an uppercut to the groin. Gravedigger drops to his knees and Rush starts crawling away again. He fights to his feet and grabs a chair before crawling over the barricade again. Rush lays on his back, catching his breath. A few seconds later, Gravedigger starts to climb over the barricade. Rush gets to his feet and swings at Gravedigger with the chair, but misses. Rush turns around and Gravedigger levels him with a big boot to the face.
Daniel Carson: Rush should have taken that opportunity
Terry Carter: He'll get another one I'm sure
Gravedigger begins to drag Rush to the grave site, but notices he isn't getting very far. He lifts Rush up almost dead weight and carries him across his back. As the two near the dirt patch, Rush begins to fight and gets off of Gravedigger's back. Gravedigger turns around and sees Rush Man walking towards the back. Gravedigger starts stalking behind him, but Rush gets through the curtain. Gravedigger follows a few seconds later. As he disappears through the curtain, a loud crack is heard, followed by Gravedigger stumbling out of the curtain a second later. He is almost immediately followed by Rush, who charges with a flying chair shot to Gravedigger's head.
Daniel Carson: Nice going Rush!!
Terry Carter: Kick his ass!
Gravedigger rolls backwards and Rush jumps on top of him, unloading a flurry of punches. Gravedigger gets to his feet, and charges Rush into the dirt pile. Gravedigger begins punching Rush in the face now. Rush goes limp and Gravedigger gets off him. He wraps his hand around Rush's neck and lifts him into the air. Gravedigger goes to give Rush the Embalmer (Chokeslam from Hell), but Rush gets a thumb to Gravedigger's eye. Gravedigger drops Rush to his feet. Rush looks around and grabs a shovel from graveside. Gravedigger turns towards Rush, who winds the shovel up and smashes him in the gut. Rush drops the shovel and hooks the bent over Gravedigger, hitting him with Terminal Velocity (Inverted DDT).
Daniel Carson: TERMINAL VELOCITY! It's over! Put him in Rush!!!!
Terry Carter: UAW RULES! Eat that you NMW cock smokers
Rush rolls Gravedigger into the grave and uses the shovel to throw some dirt on Gravedigger. Rush falls to his butt as the bell rings.
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{Rymiel smiles and looks to Winters, Rymiel marks the "UAW" side with one mark. Then the door opens up and Hazard walks into the office.}
Rymiel: Hazard, what the hell are you doing here?
Hazard: I could ask you the same, what am I doing here? Considering I don't have a match ..
Rymiel: Shove it Hazard, I know what your thinking. I'm not playing into it
Hazard: Do you have any idea how painful it is to have your arm broken in four places?
{Hazard slams a hand down on Rymiel's desk}
Hazard: I don't care which one of you roadwhores wins, the next show - for either one - I'm going to reclaim what's mine
Rymiel: Good plan chief, warn us about what your going to do
Hazard: Warn? No, this isn't a warning. This is to make SURE you try and stop me. It get's boring around here without anyone of my caliber, Try it Rymiel, try anything you want. I'm retaking the Arena Championship
Rymiel: I could fire you right now .
Hazard: You could, but you won't. Oh no, not now. Because every one of those idiots out there will be watching next week, and I know your Rymiel - you want those ratings
{Rymiel frowns}
Hazard: See ya next week "Boss"
{Hazard smirks and leaves the room. Winters snickers and laughs at Rymiel as the UAW owner tries to regain some diginity.}
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Daniel Carson: Hazard's gonna be a problem
Terry Carter: You could say that, or you could say he's gonna kill our boss
Match 2. UAW Weaponmaster Championship. Mr. E (c) Vs. Xtreme
{The lights dim and starts to flash rapidly, blue and white. A peal of thunder rolls through the sound system, shaking the arena. Then "One of a Kind", by Breaking Point hits. The fans scream and jump to their feet, though the NMW faithful remain in their seats ignoring the UAW match. Mr. Electricity walks out onto the stage, his Weaponmaster Championship held high over his head. E makes his way down the ramp, high 5-ing fans on the way. He rolls into the ring and hands his belt to referee Malcolm Stains, then climbs a turnbuckle both arms wide as the fans cheer.}
Voice: "Guess who's back?"
{"Cocky", by Kid Rock blasts through the speakers and Xtreme comes out on the stage. Over one shoulder he's carrying a duffle bag of goodies, the handle of a kendo stick can be seen poking out. Xtreme smiles at the fans, but makes a beeline for the ring. A short distance from the ring he drops the bag and pulls the kendo stick, then charges the ring - sliding under and jumping to his feet.}
Daniel Carson: This match promises to be right up your alley Terry
Terry Carter: I love hardcore matches .
Mr. E turns to see Xtreme just in time to duck a sweep with the kendo stick. The bell rings and the match is on. Xtreme continues the offense, backing the champion into a corner. Once Mr. E is positioned Xtreme brings the weapon in a huge overhand slice, but the champ drops to the mat and rolls out under the ropes just a split second before the stick strikes the turnbuckle pad where he was! Mr. E grabs Xtreme's feet and yanks, pulling him to the ground. As the champ starts to drag him out of the ring, Xtreme bring the stick around low and catches Mr. E on the side of the head, knocking him back into the security wall.
Terry Carter: Spine to brain, spine to brain - I'm in bad shape. Hehehehe
Xtreme comes out of the ring and snaps the kendo stick in half across Mr. E's back! Xtreme grabs the champion and bashes his head into the security railing, then again. As Mr. E staggers back Xtreme get's a running starts and body presses him into the side of the ring! The champ crumples to the ground holding his back. Xtreme parades around alittle, his arms in the air as the fans boo and cheer. Xtreme turns back and pulls E to his feet, hooking him up for a DDT, but the champ hooks a leg and reverses it into a northern lights suplex! Xtreme quickly get's back to his feet and charges the champion, taking a hard clothesline from Mr. E! E staggers over and picks up the broken halves of the kendo stick. As Xtreme starts Mr. Electricity steps in and starts battering the challenger with both weapons, rapidly striking across Xtreme's stomach, chest, legs, and finally a double hit to the face! Xtreme drops to one knee.
Mr. E drops the weapons and backs up, then runs forward, leading with a knee for Xtreme's face, but the challenger drops to the ground and trips the champion! Mr. E loses his balance and careens into the security barricade and flips over into the fans! Xtreme get's to his feet and grabs a steel chair, with it in hand he walks over to the barricade and into the crowd. Xtreme stands on the wall and looks down at Mr. E as he uses the chairs to stand. Raising the weapon into the air he waits until Mr. E's on his feet, then jumps for the strike. Mr. E grabs a chair as well though and both men smash into each other! Neither falls, both stagger backwards, Mr. E falls into a vacated fan's chair, and Xtreme rests against the security wall.
Daniel Carson: Not a lot of huge hits here, but damn these guys are pummeling each other senseless
Terry Carter: What a great way to follow up our UAW victory .
Xtreme recovers first and charges again, his dented chair held high, but Mr. E ducks and backdrops him! Xtreme crashes through the next row of chairs, taking out a fan in the process. Mr. E stands, unsteadily, and grabs his chair. Xtreme still refuses to stay down, and despite the battering one takes when smashing through a section of chairs, he pulls himself back to his feet and takes a hellish chair shot from the champion. Xtreme falls backwards onto the concrete and Mr. E drops to pin, 1........................ 2............................... kickout!!
Terry Carter: Yes! Continue! More!
Mr. E pulls Xtreme up by a handful of hair, then starts dragging him through the crowd and up the tiers of the stands. A short distance up, he turns and pulls Xtreme over to a archway. A twenty foot drop greets anyone who falls, and this ride would end with a hard concrete floor. Mr. E pops Xtreme in the face, then turns and slams his head into the steel railing. Mr. E lifts Xtreme up onto the railing, sitting with his legs facing in towards the crowd. Mr. E pushes a fan aside and takes the man's chair. E measures it up, then steps in and destroys Xtreme with a sideways shot to the head! Xtreme tumbles backwards off the railing and falls to the ground with a loud THUD. The fans starts screaming and chanting as Mr. E holds the chair high, then drops it. The champion starts making his way down to where Xtreme waits.
Daniel Carson: Holy shit! That's it, he landed on his neck!
Mr. E reaches the floor and steps over to Xtreme, who lays face down, a puddle of blood spreading from his face. Mr. E rolls him over and places a boot on the man's chest. 1......................... 2........................... kickout!!!!!
Daniel Carson: How in the hell???
Terry Carter: I don't know, I'm just glad he did
Mr. E is in shock, even more so when Xtreme starts to fight to his feet, slowly, and with several failed attempts, Xtreme struggles to get up. Mr. E swears silently and grabs Xtreme by the hair, dragging him through the curtain into the back. The camera's follow them. Standing in the doorway is Bates Masterson. He doesn't say a word, only catch Mr. E across the face with a lead pipe as he comes through the curtain!! E drops to the ground and Bates stands over him, kicking and screaming at him. Bates grabs E by the hair and yanks him to his feet, setting the champion up, and hitting a hard piledriver onto the concrete!! Bates pulls him up again, and once more puts him down with a hard DDT!! Bates rolls over for the pin, 1................................. 2.................... kickout!! Bates grabs a leg and rolls him over, putting E into an anklelock! Bates twists hard and E scrambles to try and get away, but there are no ropes, and nothing to grab, so he writhes in pain. The referee is on the ground, asking Mr. E wether he gives up. Mr. E fights the hold, but his head and arms droop. Referee Malcolm Stains lifts his arm, and lets it drop. Then a second time. Malcolm lifts for the third time, but before he can let go a missle shoots over him and spears Bates! Bates is carried in the air and slammed into a wall with enough force to crack the concrete!! Xtreme turns from the wall and follows that hit up with a spinebuster onto the ground! Bates convulses a few times, knocked for a loop from the hit. Xtreme drops to one knee, clearly still in rough shape from the fall.
Daniel Carson: Bates very nearly ended that match
Terry Carter: In style too!
Xtreme get's up and staggers over to Mr. E, slapping him across the face.
Xtreme: Get up...... we aint...... done yet
Xtreme pulls the champion to his feet and tosses him into a wall, as Mr. E staggers forward Xtreme hooks him up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Xtreme walks over and drops a hard elbow into Mr. E's chest. Then a second. The challenger staggers over to a closet door and opens it, coming out with a mop and bucket. Mr. E staggers to his feet, he attempts a weak kick, but Xtreme dodges and hits him across the gut with the mop. The challenger places the bucket over the champs head, then strikes it with the mop - shattering the wooden handle and knocking Mr. E backwards. E staggers and falls through a door, throwing it open as he tumbles.
Daniel Carson: How much more can these men do to each other??
Xtreme charges with the broken end of the mop in his hands, but Mr. E catches him into a monkey flip - sending the challenger sailing through the air and smashing through a table! Xtreme thrashes in pain as his battered back is once again beaten. Mr. E crawls over and grabs a section of wood, breaking it in half across Xtreme's bloody face. E pulls him into a loose pin, 1......................... 2................. kickout!!! Mr. E is in shock again, but recovers much more quickly this time and get's to his feet, he grabs Xtreme by an ankle and drags him out of the room, and down the hallway. Mr. E smiles as they near the Boiler Room, he drops Xtreme's leg and starts working on getting the rusty lock open. During that time Xtreme get's to his feet, without warning he locks Mr. E up and hits a huge dragon suplex!!!!! Mr. E hits, but rolls over his shoulder and to his feet. Both men lock up again, attempting to force the other one to his knees. Then Mr. E changes tactics and yanks Xtreme forward, setting him up and nailing a massive powerbomb! Xtreme rolls away and back to his feet. E comes in for a grapple, but the challenger shuts that down with a knee to the gut, then a gutwrench suplex of his own!
Terry Carter: This is poetry in motion
Both men are back up in a heartbeat and Mr. E gains the advantage, hitting a wicked flapjack, and sending Xtreme's face into the ground again - this time leaving a bloody print. Xtreme staggers to his feet, and Mr. E pops him in the jaw with a stunning uppercut, then hooks the challenger in. Mr. E lifts him into the air for the Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver). Xtreme thrashes and drops down behind Mr. E, lifting the champion up for a neck drop! Now it's Mr. E who twists and rolls off Xtreme's shoulder, landing and hitting a hard boot, but Xtreme catches the kick and spins the champ. In an instant he throws Mr. Electricity into the air and catches him with the Xtreme Stunner (TKO)!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Carson: That's it, that's gotta end it - especially after everything else!
Xtreme takes a moment, laying on the ground before he summons up enough energy to crawl over and pin Mr. E, 1.......................... 2................................... 3-kickout!!!!!! Xtreme just lays there, attempting to get up, but seemingly beaten beyond his endurance. Xtreme grabs the camera-man's legs and starts pulling, slowly helping him to his feet. Meanwhile Mr. E is up to his knees, and struggling valiantly to get to his feet. Xtreme finally get's up, still holding onto the cameraman. Mr. E spins his quickly and kicks him in the gut. Mr. E screams as he lifts Xtreme into position for the Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver), but Xtreme grabs the cameraman, or more specifically - the camera. The audience get's an up close view as Xtreme smashes the lens of the camera into E's face! The camera falls to the ground, shorting, and the lens broken. E falls to the ground and Xtreme lands on him. The referee drops and counts, 1........................... 2........................ 3.......................................
Announcer: Winner at 15:21, and new UAW Weaponmaster Champion - Xtreme!!!!
Daniel Carson: Xtreme's done it! He's achieved
UAW gold!
Terry Carter: About damn time too!
{Almost immediately paramedics and such come onto the scene and start treating both men for the wounds they've recieved. Both men are rushed off the the hospital. Bates is seen laughing in the background, he grabs one of the EMT's as they walk by.}
Bates Masterson: Hey, where're they being taken?
EMT: New York Mercy General, why?
{Bates smirks and smiles, a very disconcerning gleam in his eye. The EMT becomes visibly nervous.}
Bates Masterson: I'm friends with the blonde one..... let's take a ride
EMT: I'm sorry, only personel are allowed in the ambulances
Bates Masterson: Oh, I see
{Bates grabs the man by the collar and shoves him face first into a wall, Bates presses his arm into the back of the EMT's head, grinding him against the wall.}
Bates Masterson: Do you think they can make an exception?
EMT: Ahhh,.... uh...... yeah yeah, just stop!!
Bates Masterson: Good, lead on.....
{Still holding the EMT by the neck, Bates is led from the building and into one of the empty ambulances and out onto the highway.}
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{The camera cuts to the back, where NMW interviewer and media personnel Frank Williams is standing with a microphone in hand. He gets a signal from the cameraman, and begins to speak.}
Williams-Greetings NMW and UAW fans.
{Williams then coughs, saying something like "UAW sucks" in between his coughs.}
Williams-I'm standing here awaiting the arrival of Dark or True Destroyer, whichever one is prevalent today. He proclaimed earlier this week that he would have a major announcement prior to his match tonight, and he should be joining me any moment now. I just hope that psycho doesn't
{Just then, Dark/True Destroyer steps into the camera's view beside Williams, who quickly cuts off his last sentence.}
Williams-Mr. Destroyer! So glad you could join me today. I was just explaining to the folks at home that you have a big announcement to make.
Dark Destroyer-First of all Williams, it's not "Mr.". The name is Dark Destroyer, and that pertains directly to my announcement. I am proud to say that I have finally rid myself of that horrid True Destroyer, who has lurked inside me ever since I joined the NMW.
Williams-How interesting Exactly how did you come to realize that True Destroyer had disappeared?
Dark Destroyer-Well Frank, as I'm sure you know, I've been trying to rid myself of that miserable puke ever since day one. Yesterday it hit me All I had to do was find out what True Destroyer didn't like, and shove it down his throat.
Williams-And I'm guessing you found out what he didn't like Correct?
Dark Destroyer-Don't go putting words in my mouth Williams. However Yes, I did discover what could drive True Destroyer away for good. I found out that True Destroyer hates to not compete in a wrestling show. This simple fact, now that I have discovered it, has ultimately caused the downfall of True Destroyer! Hahahahaha
Williams-But by competing in your match tonight against the Hooligan, aren't you putting yourself at risk of bringing back True Destroyer?
Dark Destroyer-No no no, my dear Williams. You don't seem to understand the concept. By NOT competing at wrestling shows, I can vanquish True Destroyer once and for all.
{Williams appears to be getting frustrated.}
Williams-But you ARE competing tonight!
{Destroyer grins.}
Dark Destroyer-Exactly.
{With that, Dark Destroyer walks off the camera, leaving Frank Williams in utter confusion.}
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Daniel Carson: Has anyone even sent that man to see a shrink?
Terry Carter: I think he ate his shrink . Ate his cock!!! HAHAHAHA!
Daniel Carson: Dear god make it stop .
Match 3. Hooligan vs. Dark Destroyer. Ladder Match. NMW High Stakes Title.
{The UAW fans pop as soon as "What's the Story (Morning Glory)" hits the arena speakers, and everyone's favorite soccer-playing Hooligan steps out into the limelight. The words "'Arty 'ime" go scrolling across the video screen, as Hooligan boots around his soccer ball on the stage to impress the fans. He gets about halfway down the ramp when he picks up the soccer ball and squishes it in his hands, signaling that it stands for Dark Destroyer's head. He then rolls into the ring as only a Hooligan can, and stands in the middle of the squared circle, eyes gleaming up towards the shiny High Stakes title hanging from the ceiling.}
{The mood then shifts as Metallica's "For Whom The Bell Tolls" rings out over the fans, causing a stir amongst the NMWites. The large and in charge Dark Destroyer lumbers onto the stage, receiving a warm cheer from the NMW fans, and exactly the opposite reaction from the UAW crowd. Destroyer heads down the ramp, the whole time pointing up at the High Stakes title, signaling that it's his. Destroyer climbs up onto the apron, looks down at the ladder on the outside, then turns back to Hooligan. Destroyer steps over the top rope as the bell sounds.}
Daniel Carson: This should be a great match-up
Terry Carter: And our next UAW win, Mwahahahahahahaha
Hooligan moves in slowly, sizing up the much larger Dark Destroyer. Destroyer just peers down upon Hooligan, marveling at just how small he is. The match officially begins as the two men engage in a grapple in the center of the ring. Dark Destroyer easily gets the advantage, as he pushes Hooligan back into the corner hard. Destroyer then backs up, and nails Hooligan with a huge knife edge chop, echoing throughout the arena. Hooligan, so taken aback by the blow, twirls over the top rope from the impact and lands on the outside of the ring, holding his chest in pain. Dark Destroyer soon follows after him, and Hooligan begins walking towards the ladder by the entrance ramp. Hooligan gets to the ladder, just as Destroyer comes charging at him. Hooligan quickly grabs the ladder and takes a swing at Destroyer, but Dark Destroyer ducks it. Hooligan quickly drops the ladder behind him as Destroyer turns around. Just then, both men reel back for a headbutt. They both strike each other square on the head, and neither seems to be phased all that much. Destroyer, a bit angered by this, quickly winds up for a clothesline, but Hooligan ducks under it and scores with a Drop Toe Hold, dropping Destroyer's face into the ladder! The UAW fans pop, and Hooligan looks to be overexcited at the fact that he executed a wrestling move. Dark Destroyer quickly gets up, however, and looks to be even madder. Destroyer picks the ladder up with him, and Hooligan scrambles quickly back towards the ring.
Daniel Carson: Good testing there, neither man took any real damage
Hooligan rolls back into the ring as Dark Destroyer walks in pursuit of him, ladder in hand. Hooligan stands and waits in the middle of the ring, as Dark Destroyer steps up onto the apron and lifts the ladder over the ropes, positioning it in front of him. Hooligan quickly sees this to be an opportunity for him to strike, so he slings himself off the opposite ropes, and sending himself hurling towards the ladder and Dark Destroyer. Destroyer sees this attempt coming though, and he quickly pulls back the top rope, letting it go and causing it to slingshot the ladder directly onto Hooligan's head at a dangerous speed! The clang of the steel sounds throughout the building, as the fans "OH" in sympathy of Hooligan. Hooligan stumbles back from the ladder shot, and Dark Destroyer now steps back into the ring. Hooligan is able to hold himself up by clinging to the ropes, as he shakes the cobwebs out. Destroyer approaches Hooligan, rears back, and nails him with yet another monstrous chop to the chest, one that sounds more like a gunshot than a smack. Hooligan's facial expression is pure agony, as Dark Destroyer now grabs Hooligan by the arm to Irish whip him. However, Hooligan reverses the whip, yanks Destroyer towards him, hooks his head under his arm, and delivers a DDT onto the ladder! The steel smashes against Destroyer's skull, as Hooligan sits up, once again happy that he executed a wrestling move.
Terry Carter: Hooligan seems very proud of himself
Daniel Carson: Now we just need to understand his speech and everything would be even better
Hooligan glances up at the High Stakes title for just a moment, and then looks over at Dark Destroyer, who is already starting to stir after the last move. Hooligan gets up and walks over to the ladder, opening it up while it is still lying on the mat. He then grabs Destroyer by the arm and tries with all his might to drag Destroyer in between the two sides of the ladder. He eventually succeeds, and then points to the top turnbuckle, getting a pop from the crowd. Hooligan rumbles over to the turnbuckle, and then clumsily climbs it while Destroyer is still lying in between the ladder. Hooligan looks down, prepares himself, and leaps into the air, going for a big splash. He connects with the move, and Dark Destroyer is consequently smashed inside the two halves of the ladder. Hooligan is also hurt by this move, as he now rolls away, clutching his ribs and stomach muscles. Dark Destroyer lays motionless for a moment after receiving the splash, but he then quickly sits up, pushing the ladder up off of him, and shoots a stare over at Hooligan, who still seems to be in quite a bit of pain. Destroyer stands up over Hooligan, who doesn't seem to notice as Destroyer lifts up the ladder and holds it high over his head. Hooligan eventually stands up, and he turns around to see Destroyer standing there with the ladder in hand. Hooligan starts to backpedal, but before he can go anywhere, Dark Destroyer opens the ladder up, and closes it around Hooligan's head, using the ladder like a very large pair of scissors!
Daniel Carson: Ohhhhh, this isn't cool ..
Dark Destroyer does this once, twice, and then three times, before Hooligan collapses to the canvas in extreme pain. The NMW crowd cheers on their High Stakes champion as he admires his handiwork, before setting up the ladder in the center of the ring, while Hooligan lies over in the corner. Dark Destroyer positions the ladder directly underneath the High Stakes belt, and slowly begins climbing, while the UAW fans boo him ferociously. Dark Destroyer gets about halfway up, when Hooligan suddenly starts to jolt. He then sits up off the canvas, and looks as awake as ever. Destroyer doesn't notice Hooligan, as he is focused on climbing up to get the belt. Hooligan jumps up to his feet and sees the Destroyer is almost to the top of the ladder. In an act of desperation, Hooligan throws his body into the ladder, causing it to close up and become unstable. The ladder and Dark Destroyer begin to fall forward towards the direction of the entrance ramp. Destroyer goes flailing over the top rope to the outside of the ring, as the ladder flips over the top rope as well and lands on Destroyer's head on the outside. The UAW fans explode with glee, as Hooligan rattles his head a bit, and then follows Destroyer out of the ring.
Destroyer appears to be down and out, with the ladder still lying on top of him after the big spill. Hooligan lifts up the ladder off of Destroyer, and starts trying to get it back into the ring. Just then, Dark Destroyer shoots up off the ground behind Hooligan, grabs Hooligan by the head, and drives him into the ground with a Reverse DDT. Destroyer now looks angrier than ever, and he sets up the ladder in front of Hooligan, who is still lying on the ground, just about a foot from the ring. Destroyer begins climbing up the opposite side of the ladder, facing the ring. He gets to the top and pauses, while the fans wait for him to leap down and destroy Hooligan completely. However, Destroyer stops and begins mouthing some words, almost as if he's talking to himself. In this moment, Hooligan quickly scrambles up the ladder out of nowhere, catching Destroyer off guard. Hooligan cracks Destroyer with a right hand, but this only seems to snap Destroyer out of his trance. Dark Destroyer grabs Hooligan by the head, headbutts him, and then steps up onto the very top rung of the ladder. In one swift and unbelievable motion, Dark Destroyer flips Hooligan up onto his shoulders, before Powerbomb/throwing him back into the ring below!! Hooligan lands with a thud in the ring, as Dark Destroyer quickly steps down from the ladder and brings it back into the ring.
Daniel Carson: I think Hooligan's limited wrestling experience has him badly outclassed tonight
Hooligan now looks to be totally out, and Dark Destroyer is preparing to set the ladder up once again to climb after the belt. However, to everyone's amazement, Hooligan starts getting up after the horrendous Powerbomb. The crowd cheers for him as he wobbles up to his feet, and this only angers Destroyer of course. Destroyer lifts the ladder above his head, and smashes it down onto Hooligan, but instead of striking him, Hooligan gets caught in between the rungs of the ladder, his arms pinned to his sides. Dark Destroyer chuckles at Hooligan's bad position, but just then, Hooligan begins spinning, and the ends of the ladder start striking Dark Destroyer first on his knees, then Hooligan angles the shots up to Destroyer's face. After about a half dozen of the spinning shots, Dark Destroyer falls onto the canvas. Hooligan takes this time to wiggle free of the ladder, and he now sets it up in the center of the ring, under the belt.
Dark Destroyer is still down on the mat, now bleeding from the face. Hooligan begins scaling the ladder, rung by rung, while his UAW fans cheer him on. He gets to the top of the ladder, and begins reaching for the High Stakes title belt, which is just out of his reach. At that moment, Dark Destroyer swings his leg out while he lies on the mat, and kicks the ladder out from underneath Hooligan. Hooligan quickly leaps and grabs onto the belt, but the belt doesn't detach from the cable. Instead, Hooligan is left hanging from the cable and belt, dangling about 20 feet above the ring. He swings back and forth, attempting to get the belt loose, but nothing happens. Dark Destroyer now starts to get up, as the ladder finally falls back to the ring and lies flat underneath Hooligan. Destroyer looks up at the dangling Hooligan, and laughs. Destroyer begins to prepare for something, when he looks up again and seems to be talking to himself once more, almost as if he can't decide what to do. He quickly snaps out of it though, as he breathes his trademark Fireball up at Hooligan! The flame stretches all the way up to where Hooligan hangs, and engulfs him in fire. Destroyer then steps back, and watches as the flames burn at Hooligan's clothes. After a moment, Hooligan releases his grip and falls back down into the ring, the back of his head landing on the ladder!! The crowd pops at the huge bump, and a chant of "Holy Shit" begins. But that's not all, because Hooligan's wrestling attire is still engulfed in flame! Instead of lying on the mat in pain from landing on the ladder, Hooligan leaps up and begins running around, trying to put out the fire. Dark Destroyer steps back, but Hooligan charges at him trying to escape the flames, and involuntarily clotheslines Dark Destroyer over the top rope!
Terry Carter: Fire?! Blood?! I'm in heaven!!!!
Destroyer lands on his feet on the outside, a bit shaken from what has just taken place. Hooligan is still running around, until the referee finally yells something at him, and Hooligan drops to the mat and begins rolling around. He finally gets the flame put out, but his clothes and skin appear to be singed badly. Dark Destroyer, furious at the fact that Hooligan is still breathing, snatches up a chair from ringside. He steps up and climbs into the ring once again, as Hooligan catches his breath on his hands and knees. Dark Destroyer prepares the chair over his head to slam it down onto the soccer player.
Destroyer is about to bring the chair down onto Hooligan, when he suddenly lowers it slowly to his side. For the third time in the match, Destroyer appears to be in deep conversation with himself, and it seems as though he can't bring himself to hit Hooligan with the chair. Hooligan coughs up some smoke, then peers up at Dark Destroyer, who is now yelling at himself. Destroyer then raises up his right hand and punches himself in the face! He retaliates by raising his left hand and nailing himself once again. He raises the chair to nail Hooligan, but then lowers it again. This goes on for about a minute, Dark Destroyer arguing with himself about whether or not to use the chair.
Daniel Carson: This is .. bizarre
Terry Carter: Don't complain! Hooligan may survive this now
While Destroyer continues arguing with his other personality, Hooligan slowly stands up, and Destroyer is oblivious to this completely. Hooligan uses all the strength he has left to run at the opposite ropes and bounce off of them, heading back in Destroyer's direction. Then, just as Destroyer prepares to raise the chair again, Hooligan leaps into the air like a human torpedo, and headbutts the chair, sending it slamming into Destroyer's face! Dark Destroyers backflips over the top rope, and lands hard on the outside of the ring, with the chair crashing down on his head once again. Hooligan looks down at Destroyer, and then quickly glances back at the ladder. Hooligan sets the ladder up, and scrambles up it, just as Dark Destroyer sits up on the outside. Destroyer looks up at Hooligan, who is halfway up the ladder, and a large scowl pours over his face. But it's too late, as Hooligan gets to the top of the ladder and unhooks the belt. The referee calls for the bell.
Announcer: Winner at 12:47, and new NMW High Stakes Champion, the Hooligan!!
{Hooligan holds the title belt in the air above his head, and then does the Nestea Plunge back down to the mat below, before passing out on the canvas. On the outside of the ring, Dark Destroyer looks heartbroken, at least until he punches himself in the face once again, which happens to be the knockout punch that knocks Destroyer unconscious. "What's the Story (Morning Glory)" hits the speakers once again, as the medics rush out to help Hooligan to the back.}
Daniel Carson: Hahaha! UAW owns another NMW title, oh happy day!
Terry Carter: Yeah, what do you dick lickers think of that??
{Terry receives the fingers from the NMW announcers yet again}
Terry Carter: Yea that's what I thought, sluts!
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{Rymiel is standing somewhere outside of his office, next to a pay phone near the lobby of the arena. He quickly makes a call to NY Mercy General Hospital.}
Rymiel: Hello, this is Rymiel from the UAW - I believe two of our stars were recently brought there. Could you please arrange an armed guard for Mr. Electricity, I think one of my other superstars is hunting him down . Alright, thanks. Yeah, no prob, bye.
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{President of the NMW Seth Winters is sitting in the office while Rymiel is off making his call. Winters is leaning over the desk and watching the match that has just taken place. He looks to be very involved in watching his monitor, and is paying attention to nothing else around him. Suddenly, a paper bad pops up from the other side of his desk, with a very poorly drawn face on the front of it. The paper bag is obviously on someone's hand, and the bag begins to open and close as if to speak.}
Paper Bag-Hello there President Winters dude.
{Winters is startled from watching the monitor, as he now looks down at the bag on the other side of the desk. He squints his eyes and listens as the puppet speaks, knowing right away who is behind this.}
Seth Winters-You know Jeff, when you're doing a puppet act, you're supposed to disguise the tone of your voice. I could tell right away it was you.
Paper Bag-Jeff? Who is this Jeff dude that you speak of? I'm Mr. F---o, the greatest paper bag person in the history of the world, dude.
Seth Winters-Jeff, seriously. I'm very busy right now, I'm trying to watch every match and make sure NMW is still in the game. I don't want to be interrupted right now. So please, just leave my office.
{After saying this, Winters waits a bit, as the man on the other side of the desk stands up, still with the puppet on his hand. The man is in fact Winter's brother, Jeff. Jeff Winters looks burnt as always, completely unaware of how high he is.}
Jeff Winters-Dude Seth, you're never any fun.
Seth Winters-Sorry Jeff, but I just don't have time for fun right now. I'd like to spend time with you, but all of my spare time is taken up by controlling this war. Maybe if you actually got involved in the war and helped my NMW, I'd have more time for you.
Jeff Winters-Sorry dude, I make love, not war.
Seth Winters-Point in case. Now if you please
{Winters swivels his chair around to face the monitor again, and Jeff looks a bit discouraged. He then takes the bag off his hand and throws it on the desk, shards of marijuana spilling out from the inside.}
Jeff Winters-You know what dude? If joining this war is what it takes for you to spend more time with me, your loving bro, then I'm gonna do it, dude. You can count me in, dude.
{Seth Winters grins and spins to face Jeff.}
Seth Winters-Welcome to the team Jeff, glad to have you.
Jeff Winters-Dude, I'm gonna go out there right now and bust up some bad UAW dudes. I'll see you later dude, take care of business!
{Seth grins even wider, as Jeff turns around and heads for the door. However, before leaving the office, Jeff slams face-first into the wall next to the door, and takes a step back.}
Jeff Winters-Whoa dude, sorry to run into you like that Mr. Schwartzenegger.
{The smile is instantly washed away from Seth's face, as Jeff high-fives a person who isn't there, and now heads out the door. Seth turns in his chair to face the monitor once again.}
Seth Winters-Heheheh Mr. F---o .
{The scene fades.}
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Terry Carter: The UAW's looking in better and better shape every minute! It that stoner's the best they have to send against us - we're all set
Daniel Carson: Well he's not the only one there. Thresh Crest has been rumored to be making a plan tonight, his last plan nearly killed Zack Macomber
Terry Carter: Thresh is just planning to get a raise by offering oral sex to Rymiel
Daniel Carson: How would he get a raise? Rymiel isn't his boss
Terry Carter: After tonight, he will be
Match 4. Chang Mustafa vs. "Above Average" Josh Reetz
{"Bodies", by Drowning Pool shakes the arena like an earthquake. Chang Mustafa comes through the curtain like a shotgun blast, tearing his way down to the ring and sliding in. Chang turns and starts challenging Reetz to show up immediately.}
Daniel Carson: Chang looks really determined tonight, but Reetz has been stepping up to the plate and batting 1000 recently
Terry Carter: Yeah, this sadistic turn is really cool
{The lights change to a dark red, as blue strobe pulses in the background. Then "Turn me on Mr. Deadman", by The Union Underground hits. "Above Average" Josh Reetz walks out onto the stage. He's wearing the leather jacket he's been seen with recently and the metallic shades. He raises both hands into the air and counts 1-2-3, then makes his way down towards the ring. He ignores the fans for the most part, only threatening to hit one that grabs his jacket. Reetz rolls into the ring and pops to his feet, staring Chang in the eyes.}
The referee calls for the bell and Reetz wastes no
time, charging at Chang for a Clothesline, which Chang easily ducks. However,
Reetz slams on the brakes and stops so quickly that as Chang turns around,
he gets staggered by a quick series of hard right hands followed by a knee
to the midsection. With Chang doubled over, Reetz nails a textbook Swinging
Neck Breaker and starts stomping away at the NMW wrestler. The referee backs
Reetz up just long enough for Chang to stand. Reetz immediately charges forward,
but Chang manages to dodge him and slap on a Sleeper Hold. Reetz fights the
hold and is able to whip Chang off him and into the ropes. On the rebound,
Reetz drives another knee into Chang's midsection. Slowly Chang gets up to
his feet and blocks a punch from Reetz, returning one of his own followed
by several more just like it. Reetz is staggered momentarily allowing Chang
to execute a Snap Suplex that tosses him halfway across the ring. As Reetz
climbs back to his feet, Chang stalks over and grabs a handful of hair, then
hits a stiff Scoop Slam before starting to choke the life out of Reetz. The
referee breaks the illegal choke as soon as he see's it, Chang on the other
hand waits until the last second before complying. Chang helps Reetz to his
feet and whips him into the ropes, leveling him with a hard Clothesline upon
the return. Chang drops and hooks a leg.
1... Kickout!
Both men climb to their feet and glare at one another.
Suddenly, Chang lashes out with a Thrusting Knee Sidekick, taking Reetz's
one leg out from under him, then he drops low with a Spinning Leg Sweep taking
out the other leg. Reetz hits the mat face first... hard. Chang jumps up to
his feet as Reetz slowly gets up, semi-dazed. As soon as Reetz is up, Chang
grabs him by the head and drives him face first back into the mat. Chang then
slips out of the ring and starts dragging Reetz out. He gets Reetz half on
and half off the ring apron, grabs him by the waist, lifts, spins and delivers
a Pancake-Bomb on the arena
floor, thus planting Reetz face first yet again. Chang scoops Reetz up and
slides him back into the ring, then hooks a leg for the pinfall. 1... 2.....
Kickout!
Daniel Carson: Chang is showing some very real skill in the ring
Chang looks both surprised and enraged that Reetz managed to kick out. He quickly climbs to his feet and hoists Reetz up by the hair, but on the way up, Reetz catches Chang with a Low Blow, unseen by the referee. Reetz, grabs Chang and tosses him through the ropes in the corner and right into the ringpost shoulder first. Reetz takes a breather as Chang pulls himself out of the corner, but as soon as he turns, Reetz drives him into the mat with a stiff DDT. Both men stay down, trying to regain strength. Chang is the first to get back to his feet, he helps Reetz back up and whips him into the corner, then charges in after him, but Reetz gets a foot up and catches him right in the jaw. As Chang staggers backward, Reetz levels him with hard Clothesline. As Chang struggles to get back to his feet, Reetz slips out of the ring and pulls out a steel Stop Sign from under the ring. He slides back in, just as Chang gets up and goes to level him with it, but the referee pulls it out of his hands. Reetz turns to argue and is grabbed from behind and locked into a Sleeper Hold. As the referee drops the Stop Sign to the outside, Reetz kicks back and Low Blows Chang again, turns, and delivers a Piledriver. Reetz goes for a cover. 1... 2..... Kickout!
Terry Carter: Nice hit Reetz! Give him another!
Reetz slams the mat with a fist and climbs to his feet. He grabs Chang and hoist him up, staggers him with a few right hands, then whips him into the ropes and nails a huge powerslam. He then drops down and starts laying in punch after punch right into Changs face until the referee pulls him off. Reetz backs up and Chang starts to rise under his own power. As soon as Chang is up, Reetz moves in and stuns him with a stiff upward elbow shot. Reetz signals for the Final Destination (Rios Driver) and flips up onto Changs shoulders, but before he can hook his head, Chang Powerbombs him down to the mat and into a pin attempt. 1... 2..... Kickout!
Daniel Carson: Is that the third powerbomb Reetz has taken this match?
Slowly both men start to rise and exchange punches.
Reetz gains the advantage and drives a knee into Changs stomach, then picks
him up into a Vertical Suplex, pauses and drops him forward across the top
rope! With Chang balanced stomach first on the top rope, Reetz slides out
of the ring and takes up postion below him, jumps upwards grabbing onto Changs
waist and powerbombs him all the way to the arena floor and onto the previously
deposited Stop Sign! The referee starts counting both men out and Reetz tries
to climbs out from under Chang.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
Reetz gets up, hauling Chang up as well, and slides
him into the ring. Reetz is about to make a pin, then thinks better of it
and pulls Chang to a sitting position, then locks on a Dragon Sleeper. Chang
is barely conscious, but still manages to fight off the hold for quite awhile.
As Chang goes limp, the referee raises his arm and lets it go. It drops. The
referee lifts his arm again and releases it. Again it drops. The referee goes
to grab Changs arm again, but suddenly Chang spring back to life and starts
drilling Reetz in the forehead as best he can, over and over again. Reetz
loses some of his control and Chang is able to slide down and put a foot on
the bottom rope. The referee makes Reetz break the hold. Reetz gets to his
feet and shakes off the few punches that actually found their mark as Chang
uses the ropes to get back to his feet. Sensing weakness, Reetz surges forward,
but Chang sidesteps and executes a crude Drop Toe Hold causing Reetz to Guillotine
himself across the top rope. Reetz falls backwards clutching his throat. Chang
takes a step back and then drops a Leg Drop right across his opponents throat
to add insult to injury. Chang then goes right into a blantant Choke hold
again. The referee tells him to break it, but Chang refuses. Finally, the
referee has to physically make Chang break the hold. With the Choke broken,
Chang gets in the referee's face and starts arguing with him, thus turning
his back on Reetz. Reetz pulls Chang into a School Boy pin. 1... 2..... Kickout!
Terry Carter: Yeah Reetz, punish him good!
Chang gets up and starts stomping on a slower moving
Josh Reetz. Once again the referee has to get involved physically as he backs
Chang away, allowing Reetz to get up. Fueled by anger, Chang shoves the referee
out of the way just as Reetz surges forward with a Shoulder Block knocking
Chang down. The referee is down as well however. Reetz takes one look at the
situation and drops down onto Chang and starts slamming the back of his head
into the mat over and over again. When the referee finally regains his senses,
Reetz rolls off Chang like he hadn't been doing anything. Reetz then picks
Chang up off the mat and whips him into the corner, where he then puts his
opponent up onto the top turnbuckle. Chang looks completely out of it as Reetz
slips onto the apron, then climbs up the back of the turnbuckle. Taking his
time to balance, he hooks Changs head and they both stand up on the top. Reetz
looks like he's going to try a Super Reverse DDT, but suddenly Chang starts
to stir. Reetz tries to maintain his balance as Chang manages to spin in his
opponents grip, then toss himself and Reetz from the rope to the ring with
a Super Northern Lights Suplex! Both men hit the mat hard and neither stirs.
The referee stands in shock for several seconds before starting the manditory
ten count for both men.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
Chang manages to flop an arm across Reetz's shoulders and the referee drops for the pin attempt. 1... 2..... Kickout!
Daniel Carson: Yes! We're still in! UAW is 2-0 right now
Both men start to slowly, and I mean slowly, climb to their feet. Chang is up first by using the ring ropes. He grabs Reetz by the hair and hoists him all the way up, then hits a Standing Clothesline hoping to level his foe. Reetz stays on his feet somehow, but is staggered back several steps. Chang lunges forward with a Haymaker punch, but Reetz ducks it and returns with a few quick jabs then Scoop Slams the NMW wrestler to the mat. Reetz bounces himself off the ropes and drops an Elbow Drop right square in the middle of Changs chest. He yanks Chang back up and swings around behind him, hitting him with a Forearm Smash to the small of the back first, Reetz then somehow finds the energy to hit a German Suplex Pin. 1... 2..... Kickout!
Terry Carter: Nice reversal, keep up the good job Reetz
Reetz slams his fists into the mat and stands up, waiting for Chang to do the same. Eventually, when Chang rises, Reetz lunges forward and whips him into the ropes, but Chang pivots and reverses the whip. Reetz bounces off the ropes and ducks a Back Elbow from Chang, then stops in his tracks. Chang turns around, expecting Reetz to come back at him after bouncing off the far set of ropes, and is met with the Final Destination (Rios Driver)!
Terry Carter: Yes! It's over! UAW Wins again!!
Chang lays motionless on the mat as Reetz climbs back to his feet. The UAW superstar moves in for the cover but before the referee can drop for the count, he moves away. Instead, he starts stomping away at Changs unconscious form. The referee pulls him away and they start to exchange words. Apparently, Reetz wants to beat on Chang more. Finally, Reetz slips out of the ring as the referee checks on Chang. On the outside, Reetz fishes under the ring, pulling out all sorts of things and tossing them to the side until he finds what he was looking for, a table. He quickly sets it up on the outside, then slips back into the ring just as Chang is starting to move a little. Reetz pulls the dead weight of Chang up to his feet, slaps him a few times, then tosses him out to the floor. Before Josh Reetz can climb out after him, the referee grabs him by the arm and warns him that if Chang goes through the table, he WILL disqualify him. Reetz waves him off and starts out through the second rope when Chang pops up on the outside and drills Reetz in the head with something. The referee is out of position and doesn't see it! Reetz falls limp as Chang tosses what appears to be a small hammer off to the side. Chang quickly slides into the ring and rolls Reetz up. 1... 2..... 3!!!
Daniel Carson: No! Dammit! Reetz just wanted to beat on him, he should have gone for the pin
Terry Carter: Who cares, none of these matches really matter anyway, it's all down to the last one
Daniel Carson: You have a very good point there
Terry Carter: Damn straight, Reetz did a great job, he beat the life out of Chang . Mostly ..
Announcer: Winner at 14:53, Chang Mustafa!
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{Inside the office of Rymiel and Seth Winters, Winters giggles with glee as he scribbles a mark under the column of the chalkboard marked "NMW". Rymiel silently watches on, suppressing his anger, as Winters once again takes a bite out of the chalk. Except this time, Winters begins coughing and spits the chalk back out.)
Rymiel: What in the hell was that about?
Seth Winters: I just realized that I ate chalk.
Rymiel: But you've been eating chalk all night you idiot.
Seth Winters: No, I've been eating Albino carrots Haven't I?
Rymiel: Winters, I don't know what kind of drugs you're on, but I want some.
(The scene fades out.)
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{Somewhere deep inside Madison Square Garden is shown, where NMW North American champion Tony Monroe is sitting at a small table. His title is laying in front of him, and across from him on the other side of the table is Mr. Platypus.}
Tony Monroe-Ready Set Go!
{The two men then begin playing patty-cake over the table, going extremely fast. Clap, snap, clap, clap, pound, snap, clap. They go on with this round until Tony snaps instead of claps, and Platypus stands up, raising his fists in the air, while Tony sits in defeat.}
Mr. Platypus-I am the patty-cake champion! Fork over the title!
Tony Monroe-Um, no. That wasn't part of the deal.
Mr. Platypus-It wasn't? What WAS the deal?
Tony Monroe-Winner buys the loser a soda.
Mr. Platypus-Well then give me my soda.
Tony Monroe-Can't. If I leave the table to get it, you'll take my title.
Mr. Platypus-I would never do such a thing Tony. Remember, I'm always hanging around with Jesus. And if he's not trustworthy, then who is?
Tony Monroe-You might be right, but I'm not getting your soda. By the way, where IS Jesus?
Mr. Platypus-I don't know, I think he went to buy some string or something.
{Tony nods, as the two men go back to sitting in silence. Just then, the squeaking of wheels can be heard approaching, as the two men looks over to the side. The camera pans around to show Nathaniel Greenwood, former commissioner of NMW, in his wheelchair. He rolls up to the table and smiles.}
Greenwood-Hello gentlemen.
{Platypus and Monroe looks at each other, then look to the side, then behind them. Both of them shrug.}
Mr. Platypus-Um, hello.
Tony Monroe-Hey Natty.
Greenwood-How are you boys doing tonight? Good, I hope.
Tony Monroe-Just fine, right Platy?
Mr. Platypus-I'll be better when I get my soda.
Tony Monroe-I'M NOT GETTING YOUR MOTHER F---KING SODA!!
{Monroe screams at Platypus, who seems unphased. Monroe then looks back to Greenwood.}
Tony Monroe-So what's up Natty?
Greenwood-Oh you know, same old stuff. I was just wondering if you fellows would consider a proposition of mine. I wanted to see if you would join my army.
{Monroe and Platypus look at each other.}
Mr. Platypus-Um We don't even know who's in your army.
Tony Monroe-Yeah, you've been talking about how big your army is, but we don't know who is in it.
{Greenwood smiles.}
Greenwood-Allow me to fill you in then.
{Greenwood then reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a crouton. He sits it on the table, causing Monroe and Platypus to shoot confused looks at each other.}
Greenwood-I know what you both are thinking. It's a damn crouton. But it is not the only one in my army. I also have many more of them back in my room. Not to mention the salmon, the gnomes, the cardboard boxes They're all there. This little one here is just one of my scouts.
{Monroe and Platypus just sit there and blink.}
Greenwood-I know what you both are thinking. This guy is crazy. Well, no, I'm not. As I've been saying for the past weeks, I'm out to restore the fun to NMW, and after we win the war tonight, I'm going to do that. I have collected all of the aspects that once made the NMW the top company in the business.
Tony Monroe-And you expect to do this with croutons and salmon?
Greenwood-Well, it is more complex than that, but yes.
Mr. Platypus-Sorry Greenwood, but even I'm not that crazy. I'm leaving, you friggin' psycho. Tony, you can give me my soda later.
{Mr. Platypus gets up and starts to walk away from the table, when suddenly a lawn gnome flies in from off camera and clocks Platypus in the head. He collapses to the ground, clutching his head in pain. The lawn gnome lands near him, a chip taken out of it. Monroe stands up out of his seat, staring in amazement at Platypus and the gnome. Greenwood just smiles.}
Tony Monroe-Who threw that? Who else do you have back there?
Greenwood-That is not important Tony. What matters is that you agree to my offer. I have many hidden forces that can help us through this. You are the North American champion, and I know you are worthy to take up my cause. You are also probably the best wrestler in NMW.
{Monroe smiles.}
Tony Monroe-Okay Natty Walk with Er Roll with me, talk with me.
{The two start heading off down the hallway, the camera following.}
Greenwood-All you have to do, Tony, is agree to join my cause, and I can guarantee you great things. The only thing that you must give up is the North American title. I'll need it in my possession in order for my plan to work.
{Monroe stops walking.}
Tony Monroe-Sorry Natty Ain't gonna happen. I might be weird, but I'm not giving up my title like that. Maybe Platy was right Friggin' psycho
Greenwood-So be it
{Just then, another gnome flies out of nowhere, and cracks Monroe in the head, shattering upon impact. Tony falls to the floor, bleeding from the forehead. Greenwood rolls over his arm and goes over to the original table. He picks up Monroe's North American title and rolls off with it. He heads down the hallway and enters the shadows, as another figure now steps out and walks behind him. The scene cuts to black.}
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Daniel Carson: I have no idea what just happened there
Terry Carter: I doubt they know! What I do know is this is gonna be a great one! Can KB and HardKore co-exist long enough to finish the Jokers?
Match 5. Jokers Vs. HardKore & Killer Bee
{Alien Ant Farm's, "Smooth Criminal" hits. The Jokers appear on the ramp with arms raised. They parade down to the ring and climb in, both men going to the turnbuckles near the entranceway and waiting on the top, ready to jump it seems.}
{"I Stand Alone", by Godsmack hits. The fans start booing loudly as Killer Bee steps out on the stage. He ignores them per usual and starts his approach to the ring. As he walks down the rampway it becomes evident that some scattered fans are loyal to him, cheering loudly as the juggernaut walks by. KB continues his march and rolls into the ring, staring down the Jokers.}
Before the bell rings both Joker's attack KB, pounding him with kicks and punches, each hit forcing him back a step. Finally his back hits the ropes, but instead of staying there he leaps forward and nearly decapitates both of them with a huge double clothesline!
Terry Carter: Haha! Eat that, mess with my man and you get hurt!
Daniel Carson: That plan certainly did backfire
{"School of Hard Knocks", by POD rips through the speakers and the arena, shaking the seats and everyone in them. To a thunderous cheer HardKore explodes through the curtain. He ignores the fans, his eyes set on Killer Bee. HardKore breaks into a run and slides into the ring, spearing KB and taking him down, punching and beating on him.}
Daniel Carson: No! HardKore! NO! BAD HARDKORE! Get the Jokers!!
{Terry is rolling around laughing}
The bell rings, but the referee doesn't know what to do, since this isn't technically interference. KB rolls over on HardKore and starts pounding him in the gut with uppercuts. HardKore screams and kicks KB off - sending him rolling across the ring. Both men get to their feet and stare each other down. The Joker's are sitting on the mat in shock that Winter's plan worked so well.
Daniel Carson: Well at least the ref hasn't DQ'd them .
HardKore lunges in and catches KB around the middle, lifting him into the air and hitting a hard spinebuster! HardKore immediately grabs him by the hair and lifts him to his knees, before delivering a massive knee to the temple and knocking him back down. Insane Joker charges and hits a double axe handle to the back of HardKore. The God of Hardcore, smiles and slowly turns around, he grabs Insane by the throat and lifts him for a chokeslam! Crazy Joker rushes forward, but he's dropped with a big boot! WHAM! Insane Joker hits the canvas hard. HardKore turns back to KB, but is kicked in the stomach and immediately hit with The Sting (Super Snap Powerbomb 01)!!!! HardKore's body bounces a few times before settling. KB smirks and looks out over the fans. When he looks back, HardKore is on his feet, staring at the juggernaut with a smile.
Terry Carter: Looks like HardKore's training has been a success! He's just shrugged off The Sting!
Daniel Carson: Oh boy, how can this one end then??
HardKore grabs KB by the neck and presses him into a corner, pounding his midsection with knees. Finally done he turns and throws the big man through the air with a choke toss. KB rolls to his feet and turns back to face HardKore, stopping the former champ's charge with a back body drop! Killer Bee turns and drops an elbow across HardKore's throat! The former champ rolls around gasping and holding his throat. KB stands and get's hit with a hard double kick to the groin, dropping the big man to his knees. The Jokers smile and bounce off opposite ropes, then hitting a double fameasser!! KB's face hits the mat and the Joker's get up and start laying into the gasping HardKore with boots. KillerBee takes a moment, then laughs and stands up. The Joker's don't notice as they keep HardKore on the mat, KB grabs them by the back of the neck and smashes their heads together. The Jokers drop to either said in pain as Killer Bee reaches down and pulls HardKore to his feet. HardKore knocks his hand away and rocks the big man with a huge right, then another, and another. HardKore hooks him up and whips him into the ropes, catching the juggernaut into a farewell slam!!
HardKore jumps to his feet and pulls KB up, then sweeps his feet and throws him headfirst into the mat again. The icon drops and grabs two handfuls of hair, beating KB's head off the mat rapidly, drawing blood. KB eventually manages to swat HardKore off him and stand up, one eye is busted open at it's corner, and his face is raked with red burns. KB slowly brings one hand up to his face and tests the corner of the eye, finding blood on his fingers. HardKore smiles and challenges him. KB obliges with a rage-induced charge, HardKore ducks the clothesline - but unfortunately Crazy Joker was coming up behind him, and get's hit hard enough to spin him in the air.
Daniel Carson: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
HardKore spears KB from behind, throwing him into the ropes. KB hits the ropes and comes backwards, lashing out with an elbow and taking HardKore in the face! HardKore staggers backwards, momentarily blinded from the force of the impact. KillerBee spins on heel and grabs HardKore by the neck, lifting and hitting a chokelift slam. KB pulls HardKore to his feet an sends him into the ropes, catching his return with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!!! HardKore doesn't seem to notice as he get's to his feet again.
Terry Carter: This is too sweet..
Insane Joker helps his partner to his feet as KB and HardKore exchange lefts and rights. The Joker's confer in the corner about something then nod. Crazy leaves the ring and grabs a pair of chairs. The referee comes over to the edge and starts telling him to put them back. Insane grabs the referee by the shoulder and spins him around, hitting a hard clothesline and knocking him out of the ring!!! Both Jokers gather in the ring and take a chair, they circle out on either side of the battling warriors.
Daniel Carson: Guys . You may be tough, but ..
With a scream in concert they charge and smash their chairs across the back of both UAW wrestlers heads!! HardKore and KillerBee stop in mid punch as the chairs wrap around their heads. As if annoyed both men turn and glare at the Jokers that hit them. KB peels the chair off his head, and hits a wicked uppercut to Crazy Joker, knocking him into the corner! HardKore grabs Insane by the head, and yanks the Joker's skull forward into the chair - hitting himself in the process, but he doesn't seem to notice.
Daniel Carson: I stand corrected ..
KillerBee walks over to Crazy and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. HardKore grabs the chair on his head, and pulls it down, popping one of the bolts, so it hangs around his neck like a necklace. KB climbs the turnbuckle and lifts Crazy into position, holding him up for The Sting (Super Snap Powerbomb 01). Then he screams and destroyers Crazy Joker with it off the top turnbuckle!!!! The Joker's body hits the canvas and bounces, rolling across the ring from the impact. HardKore boots Insane Joker and hits The Bloody End (Stone Cold Stunner), bringing the Joker's chin down onto the steel of the chair! Insane is thrown backwards into the ropes, and HardKore catches his fall with a second Bloody End!!!! Both Jokers and are on the ground. Now HardKore and KB stop and glare at each other. HardKore removes the chair and tosses it aside.
Daniel Carson: Oh geez . Here we go again .
Like a magnet both men charge and hit each other, the larger KB, with more mass, wins the hit and carries both men backwards. They hit the ropes with enough force to snap the middle one! They tumble to the outside, but they're right back up, exchanging lefts and rights as they knock each other around. Using the barricade, chairs, fans, and even the rampway both men continue to beat the tar out of each other as they make their way, unintentionally into the back.
The referee slides into the ring and looks at the Jokers, he crawls over and lifts both their arms - and drops them. Then a second time - they drop. A third time - they drop once more. The bell is rung as the Jokers are both unconscious.
Announcer: Winner by Submission, HardKore and Killer Bee........ where ever they are.......
Daniel Carson: Haha! That has to be the most unusual win ever!
Terry Carter: I don't know about that, I just wish the camera's followed those two! They're gonna do some cool stuff, I just know it!
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{At Mercy General Hospital a camera is following Bates Masterson as he walks through the halls. Outside Mr. Electricity's room there's a collection of officers. Bates smirks and laughs alittle as he peeks around a corner.}
Bates Masterson: You think that'll do the job? .. I think not
{Bates stops a doctor}
Bates Masterson: You're a doctor right?
Random Doctor: Yes . May I help you?
{Bates just smiles}
Bates Masterson: Yeah, go tell those officers that they're too late
{The doctor looks confused, but walks by and delivers the message. The Cop glance at each other, then rush into Mr. E's room. Bates sneaks around the corner and into the room next door!! Xtreme's room!!}
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{Spike Moore is sitting alone in his locker room, polishing his NMW Tag Team title belt and watching some of the matches on his TV monitor. He looks quite happy, preparing for his match with his brothers Jason and Chris later on. However, Jason is nowhere to be found, until the door to the locker room swings open, and Jason Moore comes strutting in, looking awfully confident in himself.}
Spike-Hey bro, where have you been all night?
Jason-Man, I was just out having the night of my life! Check it out.
{Jason pulls down his shirt collar to reveal a large purple spot on his neck. He smiles and Spike squints his eyes.}
Spike-Don't tell me you're a vampire now
Jason-Hell no bro! I was just out on a date with Kandi, Tank's old woman. Damn man, I've met some fast chicks in my life, but that bitch moves faster than cars on the Audobon!
{The two brothers laugh and high five.}
Spike-So, what did you guys do on your little date, besides suck on each other's necks?
Jason-We just went out to see the Spider-Man movie at the nearest cinema, and I must say, I was quite disappointed in the film.
Spike-Oh? I've heard that it was really well done.
Jason-Well don't get me wrong, the plot was good, the actors were excellent There were just a few discrepancies I had with some minor details.
Spike-Such as?
Jason-Such as the fact that the Green Goblin didn't have his little purple suit like he did in the comics. He had some kind of mechanical dealio in the movie. Plus, Spider-Man's webbing in the movie actually shot out of his wrist as a result of the spider bite. In the comics, he created his own web-shooters.
Spike-I see, I see.
Jason-But you know, that's just minor crap that I happened to notice over the sound of Kandi making out with me. You know man, you should really get out more, like I do. You're in this room an awful lot.
Spike-Dude, we have a big match tonight. I think I'd rather be in here preparing for that rather than out with some floosie watching a movie about a comic book.
{Jason looks a bit taken aback.}
Jason-HEY! First of all, it's not just "a movie about a comic book." Spider-Man is the man, man!
Spike-Alright, alright Chill. Look, we've got a huge match tonight, I just think we should be ready for it.
Jason-Bro, we're the tag champs of NMW, we don't need to prepare for anything. You need to mellow out and get a woman. You never got any chicks when you were cooped up over there in UAW.
Spike-Bite your tongue bro! I got plenty of chicks when I was in UAW!
Jason-I mean chicks besides those that live in trailers.
Spike-Hey man, Betsy was a nice girl! Bald, but nice
Jason-Dude, you need help. I'm gonna go start suiting up. You're not mad are you?
Spike-Mad I am!
Jason-Oh no Don't start the damn Yoda speak again We're not five anymore.
Spike-Angry I am and talk like Yoda I will!!
Jason-Alright fine. I'll see you in the ring later on.
Spike-See you in the ring I will.
{Jason sighs as he walks past Spike, who crosses his arms in anger as the camera fades out.}
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Daniel Carson: Here comes the first of the big matchs. The NMW title on the line
Terry Carter: This could be a deciding factor. If we win, then Zack could lay down in the last match and let Lawson pin him - UAW wins
Daniel Carson: Or Zack might end up representing the NMW, and Thresh the UAW .. how in the hell would that work. Both would be trying to lose .
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Match 6. Zack Macomber vs. The Knife. NMW Title. Cage Match.
{The UAW part of the crowd cheers, as the NMW part boos strongly, when "Synthetic" by Spineshank slams onto the music system. Out steps Zack "The Mack" Macomber onto the stage, looking as arrogant as ever. Zack grins at the mixed crowd, soaking up all of the sounds of the arena. He raises his arms in the air as he walks down the ramp, as the crowd continues booing and cheering him. Macomber leaps onto the ring apron and steps into the squared circle, as the large steel cage begins lowering down. He walks into the middle of the ring and waits.}
{The crowd's reaction totally shifts, as the UAW crowd boos while the NMW starts cheering. Limp Bizkit's "Boiler" slowly kicks in, before blasting over the speakers, and NMW's Knife emerges onto the stage in front of the fans. He makes a cutting motion around his neck, signaling toward Zack as he starts pacing down the ramp. The cage finishes lowering around Zack, as the referee opens the door for Knife to enter. Knife leaps into the cage, as the referees lock the door behind him. Knife and Zack pace around the ring a bit, as the bell rings.}
Daniel Carson: And we're set to go ..
The fans from both NMW and UAW begin working up to a fevered pitch as Knife and Zack stare down each other for a moment longer. Knife slowly reaches out his hand, signaling to Zack for a handshake. Macomber looks around to the crowd, which urges him to do so, so the blood can begin to flow. Zack slowly reaches his hand out as well before spitting on the hand of Knife and laughing. Knife looks at his hand and lunges at Zack, taking both legs out from under him, dropping Macomber back-first to the mat. The crowd erupts as Knife begins pummeling Zack with rights and lefts, firing back and forth before standing up and raising his fists for the crowd. The NMW fans cheer on their hero, as the UAW fans boo him out of the building. Zack slowly starts getting up, feeling the burn a bit, but he manages to sneak up on Knife, spinning him around and attempting a large right hand. Knife blocks it though, and hammers Zack with a right cross of his own.
Zack reels back a bit, stunned from Knife's early offensive prowess. Knife once again raises his fists to the crowd, as he watches Zack backpedal towards the inside of the cage wall. Knife then charges at the reeling Macomber, running in for a lariat. However, Zack quickly slides to the side and hooks Knife's feet into a Drop Toe Hold, causing Knife's neck to bounce off the middle rope, his face just barely missing a scrape from the cage wall. Knife springs off the rope and lands on the mat, holding his throat in pain. Zack just stares down at him, grinning and soaking up the crowd's mixed reaction.
Terry Carter: Zack's looking good in the ring, despite being out of it for nearly a month straight!
Zack looks around at the crowd a bit, before quickling laying a stomp into Knife's neck. Knife squirms on the canvas in pain, as Zack now begins climbing the cage wall. The crowd cheers, thinking Zack is already trying to escape the confines. However, after getting about halfway up the cage, he turns and looks down at Knife, still lying on the mat. He takes aim and descends backwards off the cage, directing his outstretched elbow towards Knife's chest and neck. Zack falls quickly, but not quickly enough as Knife quickly rolls to the center of the ring, causing Zack to crash down to the mat hard. Knife and Zack both slowly get to their feet, each one's fans cheering them on respectively. Zack moves in quickly, swinging a somewhat weak clothesline, which Knife ducks swiftly. As Zack spins back, Knife lays a boot into his gut and reaches back for the Cutter (Stone Cold Stunner)! However, Zack quickly shoves him off towards the ropes to avoid the move. Knife springs back right into a short arm clothesline from Zack, which is laid right into Knife's throat. Knife hits the mat, clutching his neck once again.
Daniel Carson: Keep working on that neck!
Zack now peels the injured Knife off the mat, and hooks him up for a suplex. Zack lifts him, but Knife blocks it by hooking his right leg around the left leg of Macomber. Zack tries once more, and Knife again blocks the attempt. Macomber maliciously slams his knee up into Knife's chest, before growling and lifting Knife up, slamming him back to the mat in a Vertical Zackieplex. Knife's body slams hard onto the unforgiving canvas, as Zack now rolls up and gets to his feet. Zack now steps back, bounces off the ropes, and drops a Double Axe Handle onto Knife's sternum. Knife coughs and struggles for air, as Zack now begins climbing the turnbuckle.
Terry Carter: Air Macomber!
Knife remains lying on the mat, still in pain, as Zack gets to the top rope. Macomber turns and looks down at Knife, but just shrugs and continues on his way, now scaling up the cage wall. Zack begins reaching for the top support beams of the cage, as the NMW fans start chanting for Knife. Knife slowly slides up to his feet, when he sees how high up Zack is and a sense of urgency shines through on his face. Knife quickly heads over to Zack's corner and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Zack is now halfway up the support beam, his legs being the only thing still dangling within the cage. Knfie gets up to the top rope and reaches up for Zack's left leg. Zack sees this attempt and tries to kick Knife away, but failing and losing his grip in the process. Zack begins sliding off the top of the cage, just as Knife yanks on his leg. Macomber drops from the cage wall, and lands groin-first on the top strand of rope!
Terry Carter: Yeowch I . Uh .. yikes
The crowd groans in pity of Zack, as Knife smiles. Knife then measures up the frame of Macomber, before leaping forward off the top turnbuckle, and slamming a hard Flying Shoulder Block into Zack's chest, causing "The Mack" to tumble backwards off the rop, landing between the ropes and the cage wall, clutching his testicles in agony. The NMW fans erupt in cheers as Knife gets up off the mat and looks down at Zack. Knife signals for a power move, as he bends down and grabs Zack by the hair. Zack stands up, between the ropes and the cage wall, as Knife hooks him up for a suplex. Knife tries to life Zack, but Zack quickly shifts the momentum, and lifts Knife up into a suplex of his own. Zack brings Knife upwards quickly, slamming him upside-down into the cage wall, before letting Knife drop head-first to the ring apron!
The crowd looks on at a possibly seriously injured Knife, while Zack takes this opportunity to climb back into the ring. Knife is still moving, but all of his motions are directed toward holding his neck. Zack looks a bit disoriented, and is still holding onto his hurting groin. He sees Knife is still moving, so he grabs him by the leg and drags him back into the middle of the ring. Zack then signals a cutthroat motion, signaling for his finisher. He yanks Knife up, and lifts him into the air for the Zackinoku Driver (Michinoku Driver) but Knife wiggles out of it and lands behind Zack. But before Knife can react, Zack reaches his arms back, and hits the Cutter (Stone Cold Stunner)!! Knife's already injured neck slams off of Zack's shoulder, and the NMW star crumples to the canvas, motionless. Macomber gets up and starts to pump up the UAW fans, as he stands over Knife and begins taunting him. Zack then heads over to the turnbuckle and begins climing up, leaping directly to the top rope, before climbing up the cage wall once again. The NMW fans boo as they watch Zack escape the steel structure, as Knife lays on the mat, still out of it. Macomber continues up the wall, reaching up to the top supports. He grabs ahold of the joint at the corner of the top of the cage, where the two walls meet each other. Zack pulls his body up by this joint, when suddenly Knife shoots up off the canvas. The NMW star runs at full speed towards one of the walls closest to Zack, and throws his body into the wall. The side of the structure shakes, as the joint Zack is holding onto rattles, before opening and closing on his outstretched hand! Zack screams in pain, before letting go and dropping back into the cage. Macomber falls back-first until his legs hit the top rope, causing him to backflip in mid-air and land face-first hard on the mat!
Daniel Carson: Dammit! So close!
Terry Carter: That was a great move by The Knife, I have to admit .
Knife too now falls back onto the canvas after plunging into the cage wall. Both men lay still as their respective fans begin cheering them to get up. Knife begins coughing and clutching his chest, as he now sits up off the mat. He looks over at Zack for a moment, before trying to get to his feet. Knife looks up at the fans and yells at the NMW crowd to make some noise, before heading over towards the cage wall. Knife starts reaching up towards the steel grating, until Macomber reaches up from the mat and grabs his ankle. Knife, still a bit dazed, doesn't quite know how to react, so he begins trying to shake Zack off of his leg. "The Mack" now starts to get up, also a bit shaken, and walks over behind Knife. Zack quickly loops Knife's arm over his head and lifts him away from the cage wall into a Back Suplex, but Knife backflips out of it and lands behind Zack. Macomber spins around, and is met with a HUGE haymaker from the Knife that gets a big "OOOH" from all of the fans. Zack falls back against the ropes, bounces back, and Knife executes a big Belly to Belly Side Suplex. Knife then points to the top rope, getting a cheer from the fans. He heads over and slowly begins climbing the turnbuckle, before turning around to attack Zack. But Macomber is already up, and knocks Knife's foot off the buckle, racking him on top. Zack takes a quick breather, and climbs up onto the middle rope, then to the top. He starts to pull Knife up and prepares for a Top Rope Superplex but Knife quickly counters, grabbing Zack by his tights and pulling him into the cage wall!
Zack's face scrapes against the grating, as he then topples off the top turnbuckle, landing with a thud on the mat. Knife raises his arms in the air as he regains his composure, then turns and begins to climb the cage. Zack, back on the mat, is on his knees, now bleeding from the forehead. He reaches up and looks at the blood on his hands, before growling and pulling himself up by the ropes. He too begins climbing the cage, in hot pursuit of Knife. The NMW star reaches the top of the cage, with Zack no more than a few feet behind him. Knife pulls himself up onto the top supports, and lays there for a minute, catching his breath. He then starts to stand up, balancing himself on a cable which is connected to the corner of the cage and extends to the top of the arena. He doesn't notice as Zack also pulls himself up onto the top, and begins crawling carefully towards Knife. Knife slowly begins letting his foot dangle over the other side of the cage, trying to gain a footing on which he can begin his climb down. Zack, however, gets to his feet and lunges at Knife, wrapping his arms around the neck of the NMW star, locking on the Zack Sleeper (Tazzmission)!!
Daniel Carson: Yes Yes Yes!
Knife immediately begins struggling, as a tense cheer rolls over the crowd. Zack tightens his grasp around the upper body of the Knife, squeezing the air and the life out of him. Knife violently struggles to get free, kicking his way back onto the top of the cage. Zack holds him steady though, and Knife eventually begins to fall to his knees on top of the tall structure. As Knife begins to fade away, Zack grins through the blood running down his face, while the UAW fans cheer him on. Knife goes down to one knee then suddenly reaches up, surprising Macomber by grabbing him with both arms around the head, as Knife uses all of his strength to muscle Zack over into a Snap Mare takeover off the top of the cage! Zack flips off the top, over the Knife, and plummets to the ring below, landing with a loud CRASH in the center of the squared circle. The arena explodes after the long fall and the big bump, as chants of "Holy Shit" start to echo around the arena.
Daniel Carson: Shit! Shit! Shit!
Terry Carter: Things are looking good for The Knife .
Knife remains down on one knee, still feeling the effects of the Zack Sleeper (Tazzmission). Zack is in much worse shape, however, as he lays broken down below on the ring mat. The NMW fans begin cheering louder than ever for Knife to turn and escape the cage, but Knife is still a little worse for wear. He looks down at Zack, then turns and looks out to the floor below. He turns and looks at Zack again, and amazingly, Macomber actually starts to get up. Blood running down his face, Zack stands, stumbling around, but standing nonetheless. The entire crowd is cheering now, half for Knife to end the match by leaving the cage, and half cheering for Zack to climb up and stop him. Knife looks at Zack, looks to the outside of the cage, then looks at Zack again. Without warning, Knife then leaps off the top of the cage, flying at Zack outstretched for a Cross Body Block. Knife soars through the air, flying back down into the cage when Zack passes out and falls back down to the mat, causing Knife to land face-first on the canvas!
Daniel Carson: Both of these men have given it everything they have! I don't know who's going to take the win, but neither man can feel bad about it. WHAT A MATCH!
Both men lay on the mat once more, Knife now bleeding from his nose. They both seem to be unconscious, and the crowd is now getting deafeningly loud, trying to awaken their superstars. Knife is the first to move it is only a spasm, as his body shakes for a moment and then fades back into motionlessness. The fans work themselves up into a fever pitch, just as Zack Macomber gets up to his feet. Blood is now pouring down his face, and he is very wobbly on his feet. He stumbles over to the cage wall, falls against the ropes, and then slowly begins climbing, with Knife showing no signs of moving after his collision with the mat. Zack clings onto the steel grating, and begins to pull himself up, link by link. He gets about halfway up, turns for a moment to look down at the still unmoving Knife, then continues on his way up. Just then, a shadowy figure shoots down the entrance ramp, and heads straight for the cage. That figure turns out to be none other than Thresh Crest, who charges at the cage, leaps halfway up, and pushes Zack's feet from his footing, causing Zack to dangle only from his hands, which are clinging to the top of the cage. The UAW fans begin booing, while the NMW fans cheer on Crest. Thresh then begins climbing the outside of the cage wall, as Zack struggles to regain his footing.
Daniel Carson: Get that bitch out of here! Crest has no right in this match!!
Terry Carter: He's going to [ ] up Zack!
Thresh quickly gets to the very top of the cage, as the NMW crowd's cheers begin to outweigh the boos of the UAW fans. Zack is still dangling, and looks to be too out of it to be able to get his footing back. Thresh then raises up his foot as if he is about to stomp on Zack's hands but instead kneels down and offers his hand to Zack! Zack reaches up and grabs Crest's hand, as Thresh pulls Macomber up to the top of the cage and makes sure that Zack is steady enough to stand. The crowd now gets silent, wondering what Thresh is doing. Crest looks around at the crowd for a moment, before clocking Zack with a huge right cross. Macomber is thrown back and hits hard on the top of the cage. The NMW fans erupt in cheers while the UAW fans now outweigh them with monstrous boos. Knife, meanwhile, is finally starting to stir inside the cage, and he sees what is happening up top. Knife slowly drags himself over to the cage wall and begins pulling himself up. Back on top of the cage, Thresh has mounted Zack, and is pummeling him with rights and lefts. Just then, Zack growls and is able to shove Thresh off, causing Crest to fly off the edge of the cage. However, Thresh grabs onto the top support and pulls himself back up, while Zack also gets back to his feet. The two men then run at each other, blood pouring down Zack's face, and anger pouring forth from Crest's. They lock up with each other, and start trying to push each other back into the cage. Thresh is just about to push Zack back down into the steel structure, when Zack connects with a low blow, cutting off Thresh's attack.
Daniel Carson: Teach the bitch how to fly Zack!!
Terry Carter: Whoa! Danny! Bloodlust! YES!
Zack now quickly attempts to begin his climb down the cage, but he is suddenly grabbed from behind by Knife, who has a handful of Macomber's hair. Knife yanks Zack back up to the top of the cage, and swings a punch at him. Macomber blocks it, and strikes Knife with a punch of his own. Thresh is now slowly getting up behind Knife, still in some pain from the low blow. Knife then throws another punch, but Zack blocks this attempt as well. Macomber then quickly winds up and swings a big clothesline, but Knife is able to duck it just in time, and Zack flies right into the arms of Thresh Crest, who sets him right up for the Riot Act (STO 2)! Thresh hooks onto Macomber, kicks his leg out But Zack elbows Crest in the side of the head! Thresh releases Zack for just a moment, when suddenly Zack is spun around by the Knife, who kicks him in the gut, and reaches back to deliver the Cutter (Stone Cold Stunner) but Zack counters the move by shoving Knife off of him. However, Macomber shoves Knife straight off the top of the cage to the outside! Knife hits the floor right in front of the entrance ramp and lays there unmoving, as the bell sounds.
Announcer: Winner via escape at 13:57, The Knife!!
Daniel Carson: Dammit! If Thresh hadn't gotten involved ..
{The NMW crowd lets loose with loud cheers, as Zack stands in disbelief at what he has just done. But before he can sulk much more, he is grabbed around the neck by Thresh Crest, who hurls Zack from the top of the cage as well! Macomber lands a few feet away from Knife on the floor, both men bloody and battered. Crest then slowly makes his way down the cage, spitting on Macomber as he makes his way back up the ramp.}
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{Rymiel is interrupted by a phone call}
Rymiel: Hello?
Voice: Sir, Killer Bee and HardKore are still going at it. They've completely destroyed the refreshment tables, four TV conference rooms, and the internet connection HUB relay
Rymiel: In English please?
Voice: They've caused almost 30,000 dollars worth of damage sir
{Rymiel sighs}
Rymiel: Ok, talk to Keith, he'll give you the rifles
Voice: Sir?!
Rymiel: They're tranquilizer rifles you idiot have some security follow you down and knock those two out.
Voice: Are you sure there will be enough?
Rymiel: One dropped Bear, so I assume so
Voice: Alright, thank you sir
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{Mr. Platypus's Mexican friend Jesus is walking down the hallway backstage in MSG, holding a brand new piece of string. He is grinning with happiness as he walks down the hallway on his way back to his locker room. Just then, he is stopped by Buddy the Clown and Aikeiro, who stand in his way. He tries to get around them, but they prevent it.}
Jesus-Hola muchachos.
Buddy-Don't "hola" me, you dirty little
Aikeiro-Yeah, don't ."hola" him
Jesus-If you men would excuse me I need to get through here.
Buddy-Uh uh. Not until you tell us why you cost us the Tag titles a couple weeks ago.
Jesus-Looks guys, I'm not here to cause any trouble. I'm Just Jesus.
Buddy-Huh?
Jesus-Please, don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. I do what Mr. Platypus instructs me to. He wants to break the monotony in wrestling, so I help him. But don't be mad at me guys, I'm Just Jesus.
Buddy-Well, "Just Jesus", you're going to get a hell of a beating if you don't leave in about 5 seconds.
Jesus-No problem, I'll just
Buddy-One
Jesus-I'll leave
Buddy-Five!
{With that, Buddy sprays his clown flower in Jesus's face, and laughs. Aikeiro joins in, laughing as well. The two men begin to walk away, leaving Jesus all wet.}
Buddy-Maybe next time you'll watch who you're messing with!
{Buddy and Aikeiro leave view.}
Jesus-You will pay for that Buddy and Aikeiro. Your deeds will not go unpunished. No one will be your savior now!
{The camera fades out as Jesus begins to wring the water out of his soaked shirt.}
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Daniel Carson: And coming off that travesty of a match, now Lawson needs to defend his Arena Championship against the like of Crest .
Match 7. UAW Arena Title Match. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson Vs. Thresh Crest
{As the referee's pull Macomber backstage "Breathe", by Nickelback hits. Thresh smiles from the other side of the ring and waves at Macomber as he's removed. With a cocky stride he walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans jeers and thrown trash. Thresh walks over to the doorway to the cage and walks inside, taking it easy against one of the turnbuckles.}
Daniel Carson: Crest had better be careful, as soon as he goes backstage Macomber's going to be waiting
Terry Carter: Yeah, I can't wait to see that - those two have a history longer than England!
{"Woke up this morning", by Nickelback hits. The UAW champion Tim Lawson appears on the stage to a massive cheer from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring, running his hands along both sides as the fans flail wildly. Lawson hits the ring and instead of going through the door he climbs the cage and stands on the top of it, holding his Arena Championship high in the air. After several flash-marked moments he lowers the title and drops himself onto a turnbuckle inside the ring.}
Daniel Carson: Wait! Wait! Thresh is coming, Lawson look out!
Thresh charges and leaps onto the turnbuckle, grabbing Lawsona round the middle and hitting a massive german suplex off the turmbuckle!!!!!! Lawson folds like an achordian and flops onto his stomach. Thresh rolls to his feet and holds his arms up high. He walks over to the cage wall and starts climbing. Thresh reaches the top, still laughing and starts to throw a leg over, that's when Macomber appears as he leaps over the barricade and stands below with a sledgehammer in his hands!
Daniel Carson: What the hell?
{"Leader of Men" hits and Rymiel appears on the stage.}
Rymiel: Since you just had to get involved earlier Thresh, I've made this match a no DQ match..... suck on that bitch!
{Rymiel laughs and takes a chair from backstage, sitting down and watching the match from there.}
Terry Carter: Hahaha! Yes yes yes! This is how it should be
Thresh swears and tries to start moving down a new section, but Macomber is right there with his hammer. Swearing like a marine Crest tries to find a way to escape without getting mauled. Lawson is on his feet and he walks over, climbing onto the turnbuckle and grabbing Thresh by the hair. The Crest flails and hangs onto the cage, but Lawson grabs him with both hands and jumps off the turnbuckle! The force tears Crest off the cage and hurls him onto the mat! Lawson pulls two clumps of hair from his fingers and flicks them off. Thresh rolls around on the ring, holding his head in pain. Lawson walks over and starts stomping on Crest's head, finally pulling him up and whipping him into the turnbuckle. Lawson get's a running start and hits a body avalanche!
Lawson hooks him in and nails a running bulldog as well. Thresh attempts to roll out of the ring, but comes up against the cage wall. Lawson grabs him by a boot and drags him away from the edge. Thresh rolls and pulls his foot away, getting to his feet and nailing the UAW champ with a hard snap roundhouse. As Lawson's head snaps back Thresh jumps and plants a hard dropkick to the champs chest. Lawson is knocked into the ropes. Thresh runs forward, but Lawson ducks and throws him into the air with a farewell slam - but the cage wall stops him and Thresh's face smashes into the steel again and again as he crumples between the cage wall and the ropes. Lawson reaches over the ropes and grabs Thresh by the hair, lifting him to his feet. Thresh explodes and pops Lawson in the jaw. The UAW champ turns back around to hit another, but again Thresh hits him first. This happens a third time as well. Lawson staggers back and Thresh starts to laugh - then a sledgehammer smashes into the cage behind him and Crest is scared to bad he jumps over the top rope and into the ring!!
Terry Carter: He's a little chicken-shit!
Daniel Carson: No surprise there
Macomber laughs, spinning the weapon in the air - meanwhile Crest starts bitching him out for interfering in a match that's none of his business. Lawson grabs Thresh from behind and hits a hard Dragon suplex! The Arena Champ climbs the turnbuckle as well and flies off, nailing a knee drop into Thresh's spine. Outside the ring Macomber seems to have seen enough and starts hammering away on the joint of the cage, bashing at it like a madman.
Tim pulls Thresh to his feet and whips him towards a turnbuckle, but Crest reverses and sends Tim for the ride. Tim hits and rebounds backwards, right into a hard clothesline from behind. Thresh yanks Lawson to his feet and plants him with a jumping DDT. Now Thresh goes to the turnbuckle, and crouches at the top, waiting. Lawson staggers to his feet and Thresh Crest leaps off, hitting a diving moonsault and wiping out the UAW Champion. Thresh get's to his feet again and once more pulls Lawson up. Lawson is sent for a ride into the ropes, but he stops Thresh's Riot Act (STO 2) attempt, with an elbow to the temple!!! Thresh staggers and turns back around, directly into a gutwrench powerbomb from the UAW Arena Champ!
Daniel Carson: Nice hit Lawson!
With a loud pop the wall hinge gives way, and one section of the cage tears free and crashes to the ground!!!!! Lawson looks over and sees Macomber come into the ring with his weapon. Both men shake hands and Lawson talks to Macomber for a moment. Lawson nods and slaps Zack on the shoulder before leaving the ring. Lawson hops over the top rope and then drops to the outside with a smile.
Announcer: Winner at 5:13, and STILL UAW Arena Champion, "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!!!
Daniel Carson: UAW ingenuity wins again! It's Lawson Vs. Knife in the main event!!!!
Inside the ring things are just getting started though. Macomber loosens up alittle, meanwhile Thresh struggles to his knees, as he looks up the sledgehammer meets him with a golf swing!!!! Thresh's head snaps back and blood sprays into the air!! Macomber smiles and tosses the weapon aside. He grabs the former NMW champion and sends him into the turnbuckle. Macomber pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his tights and puts one on each hand. Stepping in like a pro boxer Macomber starts snapping jabs left and right into Thresh's bloody face, each hit tearing him open alittle more. Macomber finally does a split, and sends one last punch directly into Crest's nads......
Terry Carter: Jesus . This is getting really brutal
Daniel Carson: I think this is Crest's last night in the ring ..
Zack is back on his feet and grabs Thresh, screaming in his face. Once done he grabs two handfuls of hair and leaps up, coming down and crunching Crest's face into his knee! Zack doesn't stop there as he starts to beat Thresh's face into his knee over and over again, finally just throwing him backwards by ripping another handful of hair out. Macomber pulls Thresh to his feet and hits a fast Zackieplex, then following it up with a ZZT! Thresh is totally unaware of where he is, what he's doing, or who he is at this point. Macomber hooks him up and nails the Zackinoku Driver (Michinoku Driver)!!! Zack leaves Crest there and get's the hammer again. By this point EMT, Security, and Police are on their way down to the ring. Zack swears as he sees them and just glares at Thresh. The Crest brother is on his stomach, clawing his way towards the edge of the ring, leaving a bloody streak as he moves. Zack spins the sledgehammer once more.
Zack Macomber: You tried to kill me Thresh, we've done alot. But it's over now......
Macomber brings the sledgehammer up over his head and then down into Crest's spine!!!! Thresh screams and convulses in pain and Macomber drops the hammer.
Zack Macomber: Correction, NOW it's over......
The crew reaches the ring and the armed officers draw their batons and force Macomber back out of the ring as the EMT's tend to Crest. Zack smiles and raises an arm to the crowd, getting a very good reaction from the UAW side and alot of serious heat from the NMW fans. Macomber turns and starts up the rampway, meeting Rymiel at the top. Both men smile one last time at the ring, then disappear backstage.
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{A paper is shown on a close-up shot, just as a stamp comes down on it that reads "Unemployment approved." The camera pans out, to show ex-NMW star Triple J pick up the paper, turn, and leaves the area. He walks into another area, which appears to be a waiting room. Seated in this room are many ex-NMW and ex-UAW stars, who were recently fired: The Giant, Lee, Bahamut, Outcast, Charlie Lubnuts, Arch D Lux, The Slayer, Sinister, Strife, The Great Kuda, Morbid Angel, the Tides of Darkness, and Sissy Sirtak. Triple J walks down the center of the room, and leaves the building out a door. All of the men looks seriously depressed, each one holding a paper in his hand. Just then, a receptionist steps into the room with a clipboard.}
Receptionist-Bahamut, you're up.
{Bahamut nervously stands up with his paper, and follows the woman out of the room. Outcast and his pet monkey Charlie Lubnuts are sitting off in the corner by themselves. Outcast whispers over to Charlie.}
Outcast-Okay, now!
{With that, the small monkey runs over to where Bahamut was just seated. He crawls up next to a cup of coffee on a nearby table, before placing his monkey-hand behind his posterior, and dropping a monkey-turd into Bahamut's coffee. He giggles and runs back to Outcast, none of the other men noticing what just happened. Outcast silently claps his hands and smiles, as the monkey jumps up onto his lap.}
Outcast-Good job buddy! These guys just don't know that we are still the most talented ones in here.
{The monkey nods, as Outcast reaches over and grabs his can of Mountain Dew. He takes a sip, and suddenly a look of disgust covers his face. He swallows hard, eyes wide. The monkey slowly starts stepping back.}
Outcast-Charlie You didn't
{The monkey leaps off of Outcast's lap just as Outcast takes a swipe at him. Charlie runs across the floor, now getting the attention of some of the other men. Outcast dives, but narrowly misses the monkey. Charlie continues to bound off towards the door, stopping only to moon Great Kuda. Charlie then runs out the door with Outcast in hot pursuit as the camera fades.}
Daniel Carson: This has to be the oddest night
the UAW has ever experienced
.
Terry Carter: Probably because those cock-holsters NMW is here
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Match 8. Tank vs. Tanik.
{"Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire Ooo!" The voice of James Hetfield blasts out through the audience as Metallica's "Fuel" slams onto the sound system. The New Millenium Wrestling fans erupt into cheers as Tank and Desyre walk out into view. They raise each other's hands in the air, and Tank spins Desyre around as they start to make their way down the ramp. They walk past a man in the front row that has a sign reading "There's no 'i' in Tank!". Tank and Desyre smile at the sign, right before Tank snatches it out of the fan's hands and takes a bite out of the corner. He gives the sign back, leaving the fan to revel in pure happiness. Tank and Desyre then walk to ringside, and Tank steps up into the ring while Desyre stands outside.}
Terry Carter: I hate Tank . But I LIKE Desyre!
{Tank waits in the center of the ring for Tanik's music to hit, but it doesn't. Instead, Tank's music, "Fuel", hits once again. The music then cuts out, then slows down to a groggy pace, and then cuts out completely. Suddenly, the lights in the arena flicker and go out. The crowd screams as they are left in pitch darkness. After a couple seconds, the lights come back on just in enough time to see Tanik charge Tank from behind and nail him with a double axe handle to the back! The bell sounds.}
Daniel Carson: This is Tanik's last chance too, Rymiel has him on suspension, if he doesn't make himself known outside this match it's curtains for him
The NMW crowd and even some of the UAW crowd boos at Tanik's underhanded attack, but he pays no attention as he begins to stomp mercilessly on Tank. Tank continues to stomp on Tank's lower back, trying to soften him up before the big man can get a chance to retaliate. Tank starts to get up to his hands and knees, before Tanik cuts him off with a boot to the side of the face. Tanik then sits down on Tank's lower back, pulls his legs up, and locks on an Elevated Boston Crab. Tank howls in pain, and Tanik puts the pressure on. Then in one swift movement, Tank outstretches his powerful legs, throwing Tanik off into a front flip. Tanik quickly gets up, as does Tank.
Daniel Carson: Tank has a definite advantage
Terry Carter: And no Tanik would be nice, even fewer Wraiths
Tanik fearlessly charges at Tank, who effortlessly hammers Tanik with a large clothesline. Tank is sent for a loop, but he quickly gets up again and runs back at Tank once more. And once again, Tanik gets leveled by a monstrous clothesline from the much bigger Tank. The crowd cheers for Tank, as he now pulls Tanik up off the canvas and shoves him towards the ropes. Tank then grabs Tanik by the arm and Irish whips him to the opposite ropes. Tanik bounces off and comes back at Tank with a clothesline of his own, but Tank easily ducks it in time, sending Tanik bouncing off the other ropes now. But this time as Tanik flies back, he is caught in the face by the boot of Tank. Tanik hits the mat hard, as Tank now starts to pump up the crowd, raising his fists in the air and standing over Tanik's body. Tank then points to the turnbuckle, as everyone but the commentators cheers. Tank walks over to the turnbuckle, steps out onto the apron, and begins climbing the ropes. He gets to the very top and looks down at the downed Tanik. Tank stands straight up, looking like even more of a giant, and leaps off for a Top Rope Elbow Drop but Tanik rolls out of the way at the last second, causing Tank to drive his elbow into nothing but hard and unforgiving canvas.
Daniel Carson: He'll feel that in the morning
Tank lays on the mat in pain for a moment, as Tanik takes this opportunity to gain an advantage. Tanik approaches the downed Tank, and locks on a Cross Armbreaker onto the arm that Tank just drove into the mat. Tank lays there and howls in pain as Tanik puts more and more pressure on his arm. Desyre pounds the mat at ringside, until Tanik shoots her an evil glare from inside the ring, causing her to stop immediately. Tanik then focuses on Tank once again, trying to rip his arm right out of the socket while the referee gets down in Tank's face to make sure he doesn't want to give it up yet. Tank refuses, and slowly starts to work his way to his knees. Tanik keeps the hold locked on, but notices that his body is slowly going vertical as Tank starts to stand up. Tanik quickly tries to release the hold, but it proves to be too late, as Tank growls and pulls Tanik up to his feet as well, before lifting him high above the ring into a Gorilla Press. Tank walks around for a couple moments, showing off his amazing strength, before tossing Tanik spiraling down to the mat, where he lands with a loud slam. Tanik holds his lower back in agony, as the crowd starts to cheer for Tank once again. Tanik quickly tries to scurry out under the bottom rope, but his foot gets caught by Tank, who now yanks Tanik up off the mat and locks on a vicious Bearhug, ramming his fists up into Tanik's already hurt lower back. Tanik screams in pain as Tank squeezes the life out of him, and the ref now checks to make sure Tanik isn't giving up. Before Tank can squeeze any harder, Tanik reaches down and pokes him in the eyes, causing Tank to lose his grip and drop Tanik.
Terry Carter: Tanik is a master of every dirty trick in the book!
Daniel Carson: I think he wrote the damn book
Tanik quickly takes off and jumps through the ropes, with a half-blinded Tank in hot pursuit of him. Tanik drops to his hands and knees and crawls underneath the ring apron, and underneath the ring itself. Tank steps down to the outside and looks underneath the ring apron, but appears to not see Tanik. Tank looks around for a bit longer, but he cannot seem to find where Tanik went. Then, just as Tank stands up again, Tanik comes flying over the top rope from inside the ring with a Cross Body Block, connecting with Tank on his way down and causing both men to spill onto the floor. Tanik then quickly lifts up the hefty Tank, and does his best to roll him into the ring. After doing so, Tanik slides in as well, and hooks Tanks leg .1 .. 2 .. Kickout by Tank, with authority. Desyre cheers on the outside of the ring, and Tanik once again shoots her an evil stare. Desyre stops cheering once again, but now Tanik gets up and approaches her, and even tries reaching down over the ropes to grab her hair. She steps out of the way just in time, and Tanik yells something at her, before turning back to face Tank who is now up. Tank rams his shoulder into Tanik's gut, before lifting him up into the air over his shoulder, turning around, and slamming him down to the mat with the largest Spinebuster in the history of wrestling! The entire ring shakes with the power of the slam, and the back of Tanik's head bounces off the canvas hard.
The whole crowd cheers for this enormous move, which surprisingly leaves no mark on the ring itself. Tanik now appears to be out cold, so Tank rolls on top of him, not hooking the leg 1 2 ..Tanik's leg shoots out and hits the bottom rope right before the ref's hand comes down for three. Tank can't believe it, and Tanik still looks to be shaken from the move. Tank stands up, and starts to prepare himself, as Tanik groggily gets to his feet. Just as Tanik turns around to face Tank, the big man charges but Tanik slides to the right and pulls the referee in his way, causing Tank to Spear the referee straight out of his shoes! Tanik then quickly rolls out of the ring, as Tank kneels down and tries to wake the referee up. Tanik storms over to the announce table, and grabs the timekeeper's bell. He lifts it up and rolls back into the ring, waiting for Tank to turn around. Then, just as Tank does, Tanik charges at him with the bell over his head but he is cut off as Tank reaches out quickly and grabs him around the throat! The bell drops to the mat, as Tank prepares to deliver his finisher. However, Tanik prevents this by kicking Tank square in the groin, causing the big man to releases his grasp on Tanik's neck. Tanik then swipes up the bell off the mat, takes a step back, and clocks Tank with the ring bell!
Daniel Carson: I think that's gonna be the end of it
Tank stumbles for a bit, but then falls and hits the mat, unconscious. Tanik looks around and sees that the referee is still out cold, so he throws the bell out of the ring, before sliding out himself. He begins pacing over towards Desyre, who slowly backs away. Tanik then lunges at the woman, and grabs her by the hair. The whole crowd starts booing as Tanik lifts Desyre up over his shoulder and begins walking towards the entrance ramp, while Tank still lies in the ring. Desyre tries to wriggle out of Tanik's grasp, but he holds on to her tightly as he starts to make his way up the ramp, leaving the arena. Just then, Tank starts to stir in the ring, and looks around, seeing Tanik carrying Desyre up the ramp.
Tank quickly gets up to his feet, and leaps through the ropes, without Tanik noticing that he is coming behind him. Tanik continues carrying Desyre up the ramp, and she continues to struggle as Tank gets closer and closer. Then, after Tank has gotten within about 5 feet, he charges at Tanik from behind. Right before Tank can strike Tanik though, Tanik drops Desyre from his shoulder, spins around, and hits Tank in the face while wearing a pair of brass knuckles! Tank drops like a rock, landing on the steel ramp, blood immediately pouring down his face. Tanik laughs with glee as the entire crowd once again begins booing him. Desyre slowly starts to crawl away, but Tanik sees her trying to escape and grabs her by the hair once again. He rams her face down towards Tank's bleeding face, forcing her to stare at her downed hero. He then pulls her up, and starts dragging her towards the ring again, leaving Tank lying on the ramp by himself.
Daniel Carson: Tanik is one mean son-of-a- .
Tanik pulls Desyre all the way back to the ringside
area, before rolling her unwillingly into the ring. By this time, Tank is
starting to sit up, but he obviously doesn't realize where he is or what is
going on at this time. Blood is still pouring down his face, and he seems
completely out of it. Tanik, meanwhile, slides into the ring, and stalks up
on Desyre, pulling her to her feet by her hair. He looks around at the crowd,
which boos, until he kicks Desyre in the stomach and wraps his arm around
her head. He then lifts her into the air vertically, before delivering a modified
Assassination Attempt (Super Brainbuster), driving Desyre headfirst into the
canvas! As Tank watches this from the ramp, something inside of him suddenly
appears to snap, as pure anger covers his bloody face. He ignores the pain
and stands up, walking down the ramp and keeping his eyes locked on Tanik
the whole time. Tanik doesn't see Tank, as he now rolls Desyre's body out
of the ring, before raising his fists in the air, still wearing the brass
knuckles. Tank now climbs into the ring behind Tanik, and sneaks up on him
from behind. Tank grabs Tanik around the neck from behind, spins him around,
and then lifts him off the canvas by his neck. Tanik squirms for a moment,
before punching Tank with the brass knuckle once more. Tank drops Tanik and
falls to the canvas, even more blood pouring down his face. Tanik now sees
the referee coming around, so he pulls off the brass knuckles, throws them
out of the ring, and covers Tanik, hooking the leg as the ref counts
1
.
2
..Kickout
by Tank!
Daniel Carson: HOW???
Tanik appears to be in pure shock, as the referee falls back to the mat, still only half conscious. Tanik looks furious, and sees that Tank still has no strength left from the knuckle shot, as Tank now falls back to the mat as well after using all his energy to kick out of the pin. Tanik smiles evilly, as he struggles to pick up Tank, sliding the big man over to the turnbuckle. He hooks Tank's head, and lifts him up using all his strength, sitting Tank on the top turnbuckle. Tanik then signals for the end, as he too climbs up to the top rope. He hooks Tank's head once more and stands him up, preparing to hit his finisher, the Assassination Attempt (Super Brainbuster) off the top rope. However, a dazed Desyre quickly shoots up off the floor outside, jumps up on the apron, and punches Tanik in the groin area! The crowd cheers as Tanik now loses his hold on Tank. Tanik starts to fall off the turnbuckle backwards, until he is grabbed around the throat by an angry Tank! Tank lifts Tanik high into the air by his neck, leaving him to dangle high above the ring! The crowd erupts as Tank then leaps down off the turnbuckle, slamming Tanik into oblivion with The Reload (Giant Chokeslam) off the top turnbuckle! The ring shakes with a loud boom as both men hit the mat, Tanik on his back and Tank on his knees. The crowd erupts once more as Tank now throws his body on top of Tanik, and the ref counts with the crowd counting along ..1 2 ..3!! The bell rings.
Daniel Carson: That may be an NMW victory, but dammit, I'm glad he won!
Terry Carter: Speak for yourself
Daniel Carson: I am
Terry Carter: Ok . Well . Uh . Good! . yeah .
Announcer-Winner of the match via pinfall at 10:23, Tank!!
{"Fuel" hits once again, as the bloody Tank pulls himself off of Tanik and rolls out of the ring. Tanik lies motionless, his body broken after the larger chokeslam. Tank picks up Desyre and together, the two help each other up the ramp to the backstage area.}
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{In Mercy General the camera is with Bates Masterson as he stands over Xtreme. Xtreme is asleep in his hospital bed, meanwhile Queen is laying on the floor, a red welt across the side of her face and the metal meal tray lays near her dented. Bates holds onto the metal railing of the bed as he speaks.}
Bates Masterson: It would be so easy to take it now .. pin you as you sleep. Take the title that is RIGHTFULLY mine. Mine due to history, mine due to dedication, mine due to hate
{The machines beep slowly}
Bates Masterson: I could kill you now . Just unplug a few of these machines and put a pillow over your head so easy .. so very easy ..
{Bates pulls a pillow up into view and fluffs it alittle}
Bates Masterson: .. too easy. Your bitch went down like a bad habit Xtreme .. do you think you can take me? Huh? SPEAK UP!
{Bates seems unaware that Xtreme is unconscious}
Bates Masterson: That's what I thought . To frightened to respond. Understand this Xtreme, that title will be mine. You may have your namesake - but you have no idea what I'm capable of
{Bates laughs and turns, leaving the hospital room as Queen starts to recover.}
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Terry Carter: Who the hell signed this match?
3 Moore's in the ring at the same time, isn't that a sign of the Apocalypse??
Daniel Carson: I think so
Match 9. Chris Moore Vs. Spike Moore Vs. Jason Moore
("Messiah" by Fear Factory begins to play as flames erupt from the stage. "Kaotic" Chris Moore walks through the flames and stops about half way down the ramp. He raises a massive arm into the air as more flames erupt from the stage behind him. Chris walks down the ramp and gets in the ring.)
("Toxicity" by System of a Down hits as blue and gold lights flash about the arena. Spike Moore walks out from the back, wearing one of the NMW tag titles around his waist. Spike walks down the ramp and stops outside the ring.)
(As Spike and Chris glare at each other, "Rope" by 40 Below Summer erupts as does a huge display of silver pyro. Jason Moore emerges from the back, also wearing a NMW tag title belt about his waist. Jason walks down and stands beside Spike.)
Daniel Carson: Chris has a definite handicap in this one. Both of his brothers and NMW loyals, he's got an uphill battle coming
Jason and Spike exchange a quick glance and slide into the ring, as Chris begins to stomp away at both of them. Jason and Spike quickly low blow Chris and hit him with a double DDT. Chris, however, stands right back up and clotheslines his younger brothers to the mat. Spike and Jason are quick to their feet and dropkick Chris, causing him to stumble back a bit.
Jason and Spike lock arms and run at Chris, clotheslining him to the mat. Spike runs into one set of ropes and Jason the other and they both come back at Chris, Spike hitting a leg drop and Jason hitting a flipping splash. Spike makes the cover: 1...2...Chris powers Spike off of him.
Terry Carter: Chris's put people through CARS before, he can handle this
Spike lifts Chris so that he's sitting up, allowing Jason to hit a dropkick to Chris's spine. Spike wastes no time in locking on a sleeper. Chris fights his way to his feet, however, and flips Spike over with a vicious snapmare. Jason runs right into a chokehold from Chris. Chris wraps his other huge hand around Jason's neck and lifts him high into the air before slamming him down with a thunderous two handed chokeslam.
Daniel Carson: Well done Chris
Chris lifts Jason to his feet and knocks him back down with a huge headbutt, but turns around right into a kick to the groin from Spike. Spike locks Chris in a front face lock and hits The Godsmack (Twist of Fate)!!! Spike quickly floats over and hooks the leg:1...2...Chris gets his shoulder up at the last second.
Terry Carter: Too close
Spike gets up and climbs the turnbuckle as Jason walks over to Chris. Jason lifts Chris to his feet, but Chris kicks Jason in the gut and sets him up for the Long Road To Hell (Last Ride), but Jason reverses into a modified Confession (top rope vertebreaker) position as Spike leaps off with a huge leg drop, forcing Chris's head down into the Confession!!
Jason rolls Chris over in a pin attempt, but Spike drags Jason off of Chris. Jason stands up and gets in the face of Spike. Spike and Jason exchange a few choice words before they begin to exchange blows. Jason gets the better of the exchange and sends Spike into the ropes, meeting him with a cresent kick to the face.
Jason taunts for the crowd, soaking in the praise as Spike gets back to his feet. Spike locks Jason up and slams him back in a sleeper drop. Spike rolls over to pin Jason: 1...2...Jason gets a foot up on the ropes. Spike is quick to his feet, and yanks Jason off the mat, throwing him into the turnbuckle. Spike charges, but Jason puts a foot in his path and stops his brothers charge. Spike staggers around for a moment, but a moment is all it takes as Jason screams and charges, tackling Spike to the mat and hitting a series of Ultimate Punching!
Daniel Carson: Haha! The NMW turns on itself, I love it. Capitalize on this Chris! Get them now!
Spike grabs the ropes and the referee pulls Jason off. The NMW Moore is on his feet and he grabs Spike by one ankle, towing him out to the center of the ring and dropping an elbow across the joint. Jason stays there and twists the leg around him, Spike thrashes, but puts the other leg around the larger brother's neck, holding Jason in a sleeper. Jason finally releases and so does Spike, both men roll away and to their feet. As Spike stands he's caught from behind by a pair of huge arms! Chris Moore roars and lifts Spike into a military press. Chris pumps him up and down several times as Jason laughs. Jason's laugh turns into a squawk of fear as Chris hurls the smallest Moore headfirst into Jason!! Both of them hit the mat hard. Chris storms over and grabs Jason by the neck, lifting him halfway to his feet, then slamming him back down! Chris roars as he grabs the ropes and jumps into the air, slamming both heels down into each of his brother's chests!
Terry Carter: I think I heard something important snap
Chris steps off and grabs Spike, hurling him over the top rope and down to the outside. Jason stagger to his feet and charges the UAW Moore. Chris smirks and blocks his brother's axe handle, instead hitting him with a fast belly-to-belly suplex! Chris pulls Jason to his feet and sets him up for Chaos Rising (Huge Chokeslam), and nails it!! Chris takes his time and makes the cover. Spike grabs the referee and slides him out of the ring. He scoops up a trash can lid and slides in, meeting Chris with a wicked strike to the face. Chris is stunned, but not down. Again and again Spike hits Chris across the face - finally forcing him to one knee. Spike tosses the lid out of the ring and get's a running start, flipping over Chris and pulling him into an evil neckbreaker!!!
Spike kicks Chris out of the ring and grabs his brother's boots, dragging him closer to the turnbuckle. Spike climbs up and waits on the top, as Jason get's to knee Spike jumps forward and hits an elbow drop - slamming Jason facefirst into the mat again!!! Spike raises his arms to the crowd and waits for Jason to stand. Jason stagger to his feet and Spike sets him up for The GodSmack (Twist of Fate), but Jason shoves him forward into the ropes. Chris hops onto the apron. Jason charges after Spike. Chris grabs a chair from the outside and takes a swing at Spike's head, but Spike ducks and he clocks Jason!!! Spike turns and boots Chris in the gut, hitting The GodSmack (Twist of Fate) across the top rope!! Chris is flung off the apron, and Spike grabs Jason, hitting a second GodSmack!! Spike pins, 1 2 .. 3
Daniel Carson: Lucky little turncoat ..
Announcer: Winner at 15:12, Spike Moore!!!
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{Suddenly, all of the lights in Madison Square Garden go out and the large video screen comes to life, lighting up the arena. First the screen shows a split down the middle, with Tim Lawson suiting up in his locker room on one side, and The Knife suiting up in his locker room on the opposite side. "-1" by Mudvayne slowly starts to play in the background, building up as the lyrics begin.}
FLASH
{Tim Lawson is shown going one on one with Jordan Garski in a Hell in a Cell match at the end of the Aftermath tournament. Lawson is shown hitting the Dirty Deed (3/4 Turn Neckbreaker), before pinning Garski and becoming the Arena champion for the first time. Several of Lawson's title defenses are shown, against the likes of Bates Masterson, RushMan, and Ogre.}
FLASH
{Tim Lawson is now shown as a rookie in the UAW, facing the likes of men such as Knockout and Big Daddy Cain. A quick scene of Lawson, Garski, and Josh Reetz is shown as members of the Black Glove Society. Lawson is then shown hitting the Dirty Deed on Big Daddy Cain to win the Survival title only to lose it to Hardkore a week later after an attack by the Black Glove Society. The screen fades as Lawson is shown lying in his own blood.}
FLASH
{The Knife is now shown competing in NMW's "Mayor of the Square Tournament". His match against Chris Moore in the final round is shown, as Knife somehow pulls out on top and becomes the #1 contender to Zack Macomber's NMW title. Knife is then shown hitting his finisher, The Cutter (Stone Cold Stunner) on several NMW opponents, as the music in the background continues playing.}
FLASH
{The screen shows a scene from the beginning of NMW's second run, in a match with the Knife teaming up with then-champion Melvin Frost. It then shows the two men split up and feud, before Melvin's injury which landed him in the hospital. Knife is then shown hitting his finisher on Jason Moore, before winning the North American title. Knife is then shown holding the title above his head, before the screen flashes and Knife is laying on the mat, being pinned by Tony Monroe, who wins the North American title from Knife. The screen fades away as it focuses on Knife's broken body lying on the mat.}
FLASH
{The music continues to play, as the chorus of the song begins slamming onto the speakers. Another split-screen is shown on the large video screen, only this time it shows both Lawson and Knife, lying in the ring, bloody and beaten.}
(Tell me) What I'm supposed to be
(Tell me) Who I'm supposed to be
(Tell me) What it takes to ascend
(Tell me) What it takes to live.
FLASH
{The screen now goes dark, as the music fades out. The logos of both NMW and UAW shine onto the screen, as words go scrolling across the video screen under the logos.}
"Men have bled for both companies. For one, that blood will prove its worth. For the other, it will all be for naught. Tonight, one federation dies
{After the words scroll by, the face of Lawson appears behind the UAW logo, as the face of Knife appears behind the NMW logo. The scene then shatters like glass, and the screen goes dark once again, before the lights come back on in the arena, with the fans cheering louder than ever.}
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Daniel Carson: Here we go, this is the crowning moment in our federations history. Can Tim Lawson take us to the future, or will the UAW die here on this very night ..
Terry Carter: I just can't wait to see Winters break down crying
Daniel Carson: I know the matches I've seen and called, but I think this one will have the biggest heart behind it ever. It's not for pride, it's not for money, it's not for anything like this. This is for our survival - for what we've all bled and fought for. This is for our lives ..
Match 10. One Fed Closes. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson Vs. The Knife
{"Boiler", by Limp Bizkit hits - and the NMW champion The Knife walks out with President Seth Winters alongside him. The NMW fans in the crowd cheer loudly for their chosen champion as he walks with confidence down to the ring. Winters stays outside the ring, clapping and encouraging The Knife for the upcoming match.}
{"Woke up this Morning", by NickelBack hits.
UAW Champion "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson, and the UAW owner Rymiel
appear on the stage. Now the roles reverse as the UAW fans explode with loud
cheers and the NMW-ites remain silent. Lawson jogs down and into the ring
quickly, he smirks at Knife and waves a hand in front of his face - telling
the NMW champ he stinks. Knife just shakes his head with a sigh.}
Daniel Carson: This referee has been appointed by both Winters and Rymiel to be impartial so the call will be straight down the middle.
Terry Carter: Good choice by both men
{A new referee, with allegiances to neither federation waits in the ring. He checks both men thoroughly, making sure there are no weapons hidden. Likewise both owners and forced to take seats on opposite sides of the announce table. The referee raises his hand for the bell, Lawson and Knife both move out to the middle. The bell rings and both men lock up!}
{Then the lights start to flash and go wild. The crowd stops as random bits of music play, then short out. Finally the huge screen in Madison Square Garden comes to life. Keith Mardo stands in front of the camera, a smirk on his face.}
Keith Mardo: I've been sitting in the office for 2 months now. 2 months watching you idiots wage this stupid war. For two months you've destroyed each others credibility and arenas. You've removed wrestlers for each other's promotions, you've even had some retired by injury!! For what?
{Everyone is in shock, but Winters and Rymiel both point at the other one and start yelling back. Keith just holds up a hand.}
Keith Mardo: Do you think I can hear you?
{This quiets both leaders down}
Keith Mardo: It was a rhetorical question .. You two both refused to back down because you thought it was some kind of divine right you had. Your both such fools. I've had enough of this! Rymiel, who do you think let the NMW into your arena? The 'insider' that had to be there to get them in undetected? Yeah - you might finally figure it out. ME! Rymiel . Haven't you noticed yet? Whenever I'm around you get screwed
{Winters starts to laugh}
Keith Mardo: Don't laugh yet Winters, who the [ ] do you think planned those attacks on your arena? It sure wasn't Rymiel there, he allocates all that underhanded bullshit to me.
{Now both owners are silent}
Keith Mardo: And now you wonder why I did it. Why did I continue the war if I thought the whole thing was so stupid? Here's your answer .
{From around the ring the Heels of both federations explode from the crowd. Chris Moore, Hazard, and Bates Masterson from the UAW leap and take out Rymiel with a chairshot to the back of the head. Moore and Hazard slide into the ring and hit Lawson like a train. Moore throws him into the ropes and Hazard hits a huge uppercut with a set of brass knuckles. Hazard drops and locks Lawson into the Coup de Grace (Ultimate Armbar)!! From the other side Gravedigger, Cazz Selmer, The Jokers, Dark Destroyer, Buddy, and Aikeiro leap in. Dark Destroyer puts Winters down with a huge standing clothesline. Meanwhile Cazz and Gravedigger enter the ring and grab Knife, hitting a fast and hard double - triple powerbomb!!}
Keith Mardo: When you fall your federations fall you morons! Your heroes are gone, destroyed!!
{A scene appears on the screen. Split down the center it shows one room in each locker area, that room is full of the unconscious and bleeding forms of the faces and heroes of the UAW and NMW.}
Keith Mardo: Finally be rid of you Rymiel .. and Winters . I'm sorry but you just REFUSED to leave the picture, so you'll join him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Keith takes a moment to recover and calm himself down.}
Keith Mardo: It's funny actually, the very beginning of this war had a casualty, and now that spectre returns and undoes everything you two have fought and bled to create. I'm good, but I could never unite all those men in the ring.
{The UAW heels and NMW heels shake hands as they kick and stomp the owners and champions.}
Keith Mardo: To do that - you unite two factions that hate each other - you need a god
{The camera turns to the side, and a big black leather chair sits with it's back facing the camera. A hollow and chilling laugh is heard. Slowly the chair turns around, revealing the laughing face of Nightshade!}
Nightshade: Evening Gents! Mr. Jacobs, if you would .
{The 'impartial' referee nods and looks to the wrestlers in the ring. They flop both Lawson and Knife down, placing one arm of each over the other. Referee Norm Jacobs drops and counts .
1
2 ..
3 ..
{Nightshade laughs as Mardo hands him two large folders.}
Nightshade: You two started your war, insulting God Nightshade, then you thought I was gone? Are you insane?? I've sat here watching it all happen, then I saw someone that knew you were as stupid as I always thought. Your federations are gone Rymiel, Winters. Your time is over.
{Nightshade lifts the paperwork and holds a lighter under them.}
Nightshade: Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust .
{He lights the paperwork and drops it onto the desk. Illuminated by the chaotic dance of flame Nightshade laughs again. Rymiel and Winters have recovered just enough to both share a look of shock and depression as Nightshade laughs on the screen.}
Nightshade: Ladies and Gentlemen, this has been the last of the UAW and NMW!
{The UAW logo appears in the corner and the show fades off as the fans boo and scream in anger.}
*****Special thanks to Hazard, Nightshade, and Chris
Moore for some match reports. Another big thanks to Lawson, without whom god
knows what this entire angle would have looked like. Watch the boards my friends,
things aren't as over as they seem.......*****