**All names were randomly drawn, I apologize for those that didn't make it into the tournament.**

{The music plays as the UAW's 10th PPV hits the airwaves. Flames jet from the stage and ceiling. Creating bursting columns of flame. Fireworks weave across the ceiling, exploding and showering the crowd with sparks and confetti. The lights flash and the music slams through the UAW Arena in New York City. The fans are on their feet, their cries drowning out even the music as they scream for whatever reason. The stands are filled with signs, signs of every type and description. The camera's whips through and catch a few of the best.....
"Rise of the Golden God"
"Ogre's gonna kick your ass.... and your ass.... and your ass.... and your ass........."
"Wanna play soccer Hooligan???"
"Pitbull of the UAW - Omen"
"Master of Xtreme"
"HardKore forever!"
"Hazard for President"
"X-Pac sucks shaft for cash"
The camera spins back and comes to rest on the announcers behind their table. Both men are wearing small cone-shaped party hats, and Terry is busy blowing a noisemaker.}

Daniel Carson: Welcome to the UAW's one year anniversary PPV! Rebirth 2002!!! Tonight we have an event of such magnitude that it hasn't been seen in this arena since we began this incredible ride one year ago. Sixteen men are entering to win the ultimate prize, the UAW's finest title, the Arena Championship. Not a single match tonight is going to be a easy road. Whoever makes it to the final match will be beaten, bruised.......

Terry Carter: Bloody.....

Daniel Carson: Most likely

{"Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits, and Rymiel comes walking down the rampway. Behind him is Keith Mardo who carries a large piece of folded posterboard. Behind him is Christina Harrows, who wears a top hat down to the ring. All three climb in and Rymiel takes the microphone.}

Rymiel: Ladies and Gentlemen!.....

{The crowd roars}

Rymiel: To insure fairness you will all be present to watch us draw the names from the beautiful Christina's hat. Then Keith will write them out. Everyone's name has been entered into the hat. Christina, number one please......

{Christina reaches into the hat and pulls out a slip, unfolding it}

Rymiel: Number one goes to..... Mr. Electricity!!!

{Christina fishes through and starts drawing names as Rymiel reads them.}

Rymiel: Number two is..... Hooligan!!

Daniel Carson: That'll be a match!

Rymiel: Number three, that's you Omen!

Rymiel: Number four, "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!!

Terry Carter: Think Lawson's sober enough to know what's happening?

Daniel Carson: I'm willing to bet on it

Rymiel: Numero cinco, your up Immortal!

Rymiel: Six is... Big Daddy Cain!!!

Rymiel: Seven, welcome Mr. Ogre!!!!

Rymiel: Number eight is.... Shiro Ginawa!!!!

Daniel Carson: There's still bad blood between these two

Rymiel: Josh Reetz! Your number nine!

Rymiel: And Jeff Martin, welcome to position number ten!!

Rymiel: Number eleven..... "The Golden God" Jordan Garski!!!!

Rymiel: Number twelve.....

{Rymiel smiles and looks around to the crowd}

Rymiel: HAZARD!!

{The crowd goes crazy!!)

Daniel Carson: Those two have been all over each other for weeks now! Tonight their in the first round! Only one of them will continue!!!!

Rymiel: Number thirteen, Outcast! Your on!!

Rymiel: Number fourteen, Xtreme!!!

Rymiel: Number fifteen, Killer Bee!!!

Rymiel: And the final slot, our Stronghold Champion, Rush Man!!!

{Rymiel turns and points to the Arena-Screen, which flares to life and slowly scrolls to show the first round matches.}

Match 1. Mr. Electricity Vs. Hooligan
Match 2. Omen Vs. "Bad Ifluence" Tim Lawson
Match 3. Immortal Vs. Big Daddy Cain
Match 4. Ogre Vs. Shiro Ginawa
Match 5. "Above Average" Josh Reetz Vs. Jeff Martin
Match 6. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski Vs. Hazard
Match 7. Outcast Vs. Xtreme
Match 8. KillerBee Vs. Rush Man

{Rymiel turns back to the crowd and bows}

Rymiel: I know your not here to see me, so let's get on with the show!!!!!!!

{The crowd drowns out Rymiel's music as the owner retreats into the backroom}

Daniel Carson: We have some incredible matches set up for the first round!!

Terry Carter: Yeah, this is guaranteed to be VERY cool!

Daniel Carson: Well, let's get on with the......

{Rymiel suddenly appears on the Arena-screen}

Rymiel: Excuse me... I was just thinking. This is the UAW's one year anniversary.... something isn't right. What did be build ourselves on? We built this on some of the most intense and solid wrestling ever seen. Tonight we kick it up a notch. Terry!! Daniel!! EVERYONE!! Every match in tonight's first round will be a HARDKORE match - so named for our undefeated former champion. Enjoy fella's......

{The screen fades and the crowd roars again}

Daniel Carson: All eight first round matches will be under Hardkore rules.....

Terry Carter: BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!!!!

Daniel Carson: Is your family from transylvannia?

Terry Carter: Heh, I WISH!

{Daniel shakes his head sadly}

Daniel Carson: On with the party!

Match 1. Hardkore Rules. Mr. Electricity Vs. Hooligan

{"Hit the Lights", by Metallica strikes, and blasts through the speakers, nearly deafening the crowd. Mr. Electricity steps out into the light. He raises both arms, then signals for the belt over his shoulder. Mr. E dashes down to the ring and slides in, skidding halfway across the ring and turning around to face the entranceway in the same motion. E grins and pops to his feet, testing one of the ropes.}

Daniel Carson: Mr. E is just like everyone tonight, looking for the gold

{"Whats the story (morning glory)", by Oasis hits. Hooligan doesn't appear for a long moment, then a soccerball fires through the curtain and rolls down the rampway. A moment later Hooligan charges out, one of the security personnel picks up the ball, just in time for Hooligan to get a soccerkick to their groin, then a headbutt to the skull. The security man goes down like a sack of potatoes, and Hooligan runs into the ring, jumping in with his soccer ball.}

Daniel Carson: I'm still not sure what to make of this fellow

Terry Carter: A psychotic soccer player.... as I understand it Europe's full of them.....

Daniel Carson: Then what European language does Hooligan speak?

{Terry opens his mouth to respond, but can't find and answer and ends up just shrugging}

Daniel Carson: That's what I was afraid of......

The bell rings and the match begins. Mr. E is smiling, and taunting Hooligan. Who get's angry and sends his soccerball flying at Mr. E. E catches the ball and taunts again, this time Hooligan comes in headfirst, and recieves a stunning roundhouse kick for his trouble. Hooligan staggers back, and Mr. E steps in, chopping Hooligan across the chest with titanic impact! Hooligan reels, but Mr. E maintains the attack, hitting again, and again, and again, forcing Hooligan into a turnbuckle. Mr. Electricity lifts Hooligan to the top and climbs up, but the incoherent soccer psycho slugs Mr. E in the gut and pushes him off the top. Mr. E starts to get up, as Hooligan leaps off the top, slamming his own invulnerable head into Mr. E's skull. E collapses in pain, holding his head. Hooligan collects his balls and moves over to the referee, apparantly asking him something. The nearby microphone catches it.

Hooligan: I 'anna whunk 'im wit'a chair! Whudd'a luse?

Referee: What?

Hooligan: I 'anna whunk im wit'a chair!! Whudd's luse?

Referee: I'm sorry I don't understand what your saying.....

Hooligan: I 'ANNA WHUNK 'IM WIT'A CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHUDD'A LUSE???!?!

{The referee still has no clue, Hooligan sighs and slumps. Then changes tactics. He points towards a chair, and motions hitting Mr. E - who is starting to get up. Hooligan then points at the bell and looks to the referee. Everything seems to click as the referee smiles and shakes his head}

Referee: Yes you can hit him with a chair in this match

{Hooligan grins and climbs out of the ring}

Hooligan collects a chair from under the ring, and slides back in. But Mr. E is on his feet and as Hooligan get's up and lifts the chair, Mr. E roundhouses it back into Hooligan's face. Once more the soccer psycho is sent sprawling. He looks at Mr. E angry and charges, right into a waiting DDT. Mr. E scoops up the chair and holds it up high. Hooligan get's to his feet, and Mr. E brings the weapon around, smashing it over Hooligan's head. The chair folds and bends, and Hooligan doesn't move. Mr. E pulls the chair back, and Hooligan is just smiling.

Daniel Carson: This guy is insane!!

Terry Carter: Or tough as shit.....

Hooligan challenges Mr. E to swing it again, the Electric One doesn't hesitate and smashes it over Hooligan's head, for the same result. Hooligan lunges forward and grabs Mr. E, he throws him into the ropes and connects with a hard elbow strike. Hooligan yanks Mr. E off the canvas and plants him with a fast piledriver.

Daniel Carson: Looks like Hooligan is starting to get the hang for this wrestling business

Hooligan grabs the maimed chair and bashes it a few times on the mat, Mr. E get's up and turns around, straight into a wicked shot to the chin!! Mr. E staggers backwards, bleeding from the mouth. Hooligan screams a warcry and charges the corner. Mr. E kicks up and over the top rope, landing on the apron. Hooligan's chairshot misses as he ducks, but the chair strikes the ropes and rebounds back into Hooligan's face. Hooligan staggers back, trying to figure out what happened, when Mr. E launches himself off the ropes in a springboard missle dropkick!! The hit sends Hooligan falling out of control across the ring and outside onto the concrete. Mr. E taunts for the fans again, then leaves the ring and starts walking around to where Hooligan fell.

Terry Carter: Looks like Hooligan busted Mr. E's mouth up good

Daniel Carson: I'm surprised he didn't break the jaw

Mr. E comes around the corner, and is instantly speared by Hooligan who was laying in wait. Hooligan takes Mr. E to the ground and starts to hammer him with punches. Mr. E has his arms up blocking, but Hooligan's furious swings keep breaking through. Finally Mr. Electricity shoves Hooligan off and rolls to his feet slowly. Hooligan is up in a moment and grabs Mr. E by the hair. He grins and screams, yanking Mr. E's head backwards and sending the former Weaponmaster Champion smashing into the concrete!! Hooligan disappears under the ring as he starts throwing out weapons.

Daniel Carson: Hooligan's strategy has improved alot

Terry Carter: It could still use some work......

Mr. E is on his feet, holding a baseball bat what was thrown out. Hooligan is still under the ring. Mr. Electricity raises the weapon over his head and waits. Hooligan's feet appear as he backs out. Mr. E still waits. The rear, then back of Hooligan appear, and Mr. E strikes, slamming the wooden bat into Hooligan's spine! Hooligan drops to the floor instantly and starts trying to crawl back under the ring. Mr. E abandons the bat and grabs an ankle, pulling. Slowly he pulls Hooligan out. The moment Hooligan is free he rolls over. A fire extinguisher in his hands. Mr. E has just enough time to swear before Hooligan unloads a massive blast of concentrated carbon dioxide into his face. The gas clouds the air and Mr. E staggers backwards onto the entrance ramp. Hooligan get's up and charges in, bouncing the steel of the extinguisher off the Electric One's cranium! Mr. E drops to the steel rampway. Hooligan stands over him and screams something unintelligable. He raises the fire extinguisher up for a final bash to the head, then Mr. E kicks one leg up, and connects hard to the family jewels.....

Mr. E get's to his feet as Hooligan staggers from the blow. E grabs a trash can that was thrown outside earlier. He turns it upside down and puts it over Hooligan's head and arms. Mr. E grabs a kendo stick and wastes no time as he starts to beat the trash can ruthlessly, denting and bending it in on the occupant. Hooligan staggers around, and Mr. E grabs him - lifting the challenger up oddly, and dropping him in the Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver) onto the steel rampway!!!!

Daniel Carson: That probably ended it! Circuit Breaker onto the steel rampway!

Terry Carter: Not to mention the trash can

Mr. E pulls the can off Hooligan and pins him, the referee counts 1.......................... 2.............................. kickout!! Mr. E is shocked, but recovers as Hooligan attempts to get up. Mr. E hooks him in, and lifts him for a second Circuit Breaker, but Hooligan - while suspended - cracks a headbutt into Mr. E's face! E drops Hooligan, who manages to land on his feet. Meanwhile E is stunned as blood flows from a freshly broken nose!!!

Terry Carter: Mr. Electricity is a mess!

Hooligan connects with a standing clothesline, then pins, 1.................... kickout!! Hooligan climbs off and pulls Mr. E to his feet, the Soccer Punk kicks E in the gut, then locks his arms and rears back, hitting the Hooligan Headbutts (Snow Trapping Headbutts), each one mashing against the broken nose!! Hooligan let's Mr. E fall to the mat, a big bloody spot on his forehead from Mr. E. Meanwhile E lays there on the mat, curled into the fetal position in pain. Hooligan grabs Mr. E and drags him back to the ring, where he rolls the challenger in and then jumps the ropes himself. Hooligan whips Mr. E into a corner and rushes in, cracking an elbow across the dazed E's face. Hooligan grabs the ropes on either side of the Electric One, and lunges, slamming a shoulder into E's gut. Then again, and again, and again, and again! Finally Hooligan stops and lifts Mr. E onto the top rope. He climbs up and motions for the end.

Hooligan lifts Mr. E for a superplex, but Mr. E kicks and gently falls backwards into the ring - but he doesn't let go of Hooligan. Hooligan's now bent in half, his feet on the top turnbuckle, his head held in suplex position with Mr. E on the canvas. Mr. E roars and pulls Hooligan off the turnbuckle, right into position, then drops him with the Circuit Breaker (Screwdriver)!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. E drops and pins, 1............................ 2............................................ 3...........................................................

Announcer: Winner at 5:24, Mr. Electricity!!!!

Daniel Carson: That was a hell of a war, and Mr. E's going to be facing either Omen or Tim Lawson in the next round

Terry Carter: Hard to tell who the real winner is in this isn't it?

Daniel Carson: Indeed

Match 2. Hardkore Rules. Omen Vs. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson

{"Mutter", by Rammstein screams through the arena, and brings several rounds of boos and jeers from the crowd. The pitbull-like Omen walks out through the curtain, he smirks, never looking towards the crowd as he just starts walking towards the ring. Omen keeps his gaze locked on the ring, and on the way down doesn't even seem to notice the weaponry laying around at his feet, or the battle that just took place. Omen climbs into the ring and raises his arms, roaring like a caged beast, then turns to watch the entranceway.}

{"Pollution", by Limp Bizkit hits. Tim Lawson staggers out from the back reeking of alcohol. He carries a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand as he smiles and waves to the crowd like he's never seen them before. Lawson grins stupidly and slowly, poorly, makes his way to the ring. Once there he slides in and opens up the bottle offering some to Omen. Omen smirks and clenches a fist.}

Omen smirks again and looks to the fans. In that moment Lawson completely sobers up and launches himself forward, smashing the glass bottle over Omen's head!! Omen is sent staggering from the blow and Lawson keeps on him like a vampire. Lawson slams fist after fist home, cracking them into Omen's skull like pistons. Lawson grabs the challenger and whips him across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. Omen hits and bounces off, stagging backwards, right into the running bulldog of Lawson!

Daniel Carson: Holy shit! Lawson is really here tonight!

Terry Carter: Wow....

Lawson yanks Omen off the mat and sends him into the ropes again, connecting with a neckbreaker, then dropping and locking in a hard sleeper hold. Omen fights it, and isn't anywhere near submitting, instead he grabs Lawson's legs and get's up. Lawson is now piggybackked on Omen. Omen jumps and tilts, until he comes down hard, sandwiching Lawson between him and the mat! Lawson coughs and holds his ribs as Omen rolls off. The pitbull of the UAW stretches his huge arms again, and looks to Lawson. He checks his head for blood, and amazingly finds none. Lawson starts to get up and Omen is there, locking him in and hitting a hard fisherman DDT! Lawson is yanked off the ground and planted with a body press drop. Omen maintains the attack and pulls Lawson up again, wrapping his gigantic arms around the smaller man and squeezing.

Daniel Carson: Omen's turn to use a submission

Terry Carter: That's got to hurt, especially with arms those size crushing you

Lawson get's one arm free and pops Omen in the head, Omen maintains the hold. But Lawson refuses to give up and keeps punching, finally the hits seem to be taking a toll. Omen changes tactics and heaves Lawson overhead in a belly-to-belly suplex instead! Lawson lays on the mat, while Omen catches his breath. Omen walks over and pulls Lawson to his feet, grabbing him for a brainbuster and lifting him up, Lawson twists and lands behind Omen, nailing a reverse DDT! Lawson jumps to his feet and staggers backwards into a corner, getting some distance between him and the powerhouse.

Omen get's to his feet, only slightly dazed. Omen sees Tim and starts walking towards him. Lawson leaps up and kicks out with both feet, connecting to Omen's shoulder and pushing him back a step. Omen laughs, grabbing Lawson as he starts to stand up and hitting a hard German Suplex! Omen floats over and pins Tim with two hands on his opponents chest. 1............................ 2....... kickout!

Daniel Carson: He may be strong, but he still requires more than that to drop the Bad Influence

Omen swears and grabs Lawson by the head, slamming it into the mat over and over again. Finally Omen stops as the referee pulls him off. Omen leaves the ring and grabs one of the unused chairs that Hooligan had tossed out the match before. He slides back into the ring and waits for Lawson. The Bad Influence get's to his feet and turns, ducking the chairshot just in time. Omen doesn't skip a beat though, and whips the chair backwards again - again Lawson ducks it just barely.

Terry Carter: Lawson's hair got hit there!!

Daniel Carson: But it wasn't his head, that's the important thing

Lawson spins in place and drops to the ground, dropkicking Omen's right knee. The pitbull drops to one knee in pain. Lawson leaps to his feet and connects with a hard knee strike to Omen's face, sending the big man flat on his back and the chair skidding off to one side. Lawson starts stomping on Omen, then grabs him by the head and pulls Rymiel's Enforcer to his feet. Lawson sends a hard left jab into the side of his jaw, then stuns him with a viscious uppercut. Lawson charges the ropes and comes in with a flying clothesline that causes Omen to stagger a few steps. Lawson stops for a moment, then turns and repeats the attack, further pushing the tank-like Omen back. Finally Lawson goes for a third, but Omen recovers and catches Lawson into a brutal spinning powerslam!!

Terry Carter: Damn, Omen is really dishing it out!

Omen pins, 1.......................... 2.............................. kickout!!

Daniel Carson: Just barely

Lawson is in bad shape as he get's to his feet. Omen waits, then plants a hard kick to the gut, and sets Lawson up for a powerbomb, delivering with brutal efficiency. Omen drops for the pin again, 1...................... 2.............................. kickout!! Omen swears and slams a fist into the mat. But he's not stupid enough to argue with the ref, instead he pulls Lawson to his feet and sends him into the ropes - catching the Bad Influence in a Faarooq Spinebuster! Omen stands over Lawson and simply glares at him. Omen signals for his finisher and starts to pull Lawson up. Omen hooks him in, and hits the System Overload (Front Face Pancake). Omen smiles at his handywork then kneels down and grabs both of Lawson's arms, wrenching back with a modified Rings of Saturn - the Currency of Pain!

Daniel Carson: Lawson's in trouble here

Terry Carter: Ya think?

{From the crowd Xtreme leaps the barricade and slides into the ring, grabbing the chair and cracking Omen over the head with it!}

Omen releases and quickly get's to his feet, ducking the second chairshot, and catching it on the third swing. Omen glares at Xtreme, a look that would cause most men to have a heart attack. Xtreme just stares back and smiles. Omen shoves the chair hard and throws Xtreme off his feet. The pitbull stalks towards Xtreme, who leaps to his feet and charges Omen. Both men start swinging as they throw each other around the ring. Finally Omen get's a hard uppercut through and nails Xtreme, sending him to the mat hard. Xtreme starts to get up, and pulls something from his tights. Omen whips him around, and Xtreme pulls up a lighter?

Daniel Carson: What the hell?

Omen is likewise confused for precisely a second before Xtreme spews a mouthful of something at Omen. The lighter flares and ingites the substance and Omen recieves a face of flame!!!!!

Terry Carter: Holy shit!

Omen spins away from the flames, trying to protect himself - then a kick catches him and Lawson plants the challenger with the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!!!! Lawson rolls over and hooks a leg. 1................................. 2................................... 3...................................................

Announcer: Winner at 7:21, "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!!!

{Xtreme laughs as he watches Omen rolls on the ground in pain. Before leaving he kicks Omen once in the head then climbs out of the ring. The microphones at ringside catch his first few statements as he retreats up the rampway.}

Xtreme: Whose the most dangerous [ ]er now Omen? Hehehehe, X-TREME!!!! I am bitch..... hehehehehe

{Xtreme disappears into the back as the ring is cleared and Omen is sent off for a medical examination}

Daniel Carson: Well Lawson advances to the second round, however a rather controversial win

Terry Carter: Controversial what?? Listen up chump, he won. These are Hardkore matches. You win or lose. Period.

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{Rymiel is sitting in his office, a smile on his face. Keith Mardo stands next to him}

Keith Mardo: Tonight seems to be going well

Rymiel: Very well, but we still have 13 more matches tonight. It's too early to tell

Keith Mardo: How's the income for tonight?

Rymiel: Who cares!

Keith Mardo: Rymiel, I don't believe I just heard you say that

Rymiel: I'll worry about the profits tomorrow. Tonight is a celebration

Keith Mardo: You celebrate by injuring and maiming your employees??

Rymiel: Yep

Keith Mardo: Good party

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Daniel Carson: Rymiel may be a business genius, but he's really a very dispicable person

Terry Carter: Everyone here signed a contract, we could have said no. It's our fault for handing our well being over to a guy like him

Daniel Carson: I hate to say it, but good point

Match 3. Hardkore Rules. The Immortal Vs. Big Daddy Cain

{"Sympathy for the Devil", by Guns 'N Roses hits the sound system like a bomb, and The Immortal steps out onto the stage in his customary dark green robe. He pauses for a moment, as a shadowed face looks out over the crowd. Then without another motion he continues his march down to the ring. Immortal slides under the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle, slowly pulling the hood back and dropping the robe.}

Daniel Carson: Immortal has proven himself to be a viable contender. Tonight we'll see if he can topple a man that was once on top of the UAW - thought lately - thanks to personal reasons - has been seeing less ring action that he would prefer

Terry Carter: That'll leave BDC alittle rusty, but the UAW is a completely different show than Immortal may be use to

Daniel Carson: Indeed, he wouldn't be the first to have a highly successful career elsewhere, then arrive at the UAW and be second stringed from a time

{"Crush 'Em", by Megadeath screams, and the familiar roar of BDC's oversized cycle echoes through the buidling. The fans are on their feet screaming for the fan favorite. A moment later the motorcycle blasts through the curtains and screams down the rampway, coming to a screeching halt just inches in front of the ring. BDC slides off the bike and raises both arms, pumping them in the air and getting the crowd riled up to a fever pitch. Cain climbs the stairs and into the ring.}

Daniel Carson: BDC looks prepared for tonight

The bell rings and the match begins. Neither man is especially energetic to get into a hold against the other, and so both men circle each other. The bigger Immortal is first to make a move, stepping in and raising a hand high into the air for a test of strength. BDC nods and raises his hand, but the Immortal lifts his hand higher. The crowd boos, and BDC reaches up, but Immortal continues to move his hand until it's too high for BDC to reach. Cain smirks and punches Immortal in the stomach, sending him tumbling to the mat, and getting a loud cheer from the audience.

Terry Carter: Ahhh, redneck logic.....

BDC waits until Immortal is up, then whips him into the ropes and connects with a body rush, knocking Immortal to the mat once more. Immortal get's to his feet and blocks the first punch, firing off a number of his own and rocking BDC back several steps. BDC attempts a kick, but Immortal catches it. Cain smiles and leaps, hitting an etziguri!!!

Daniel Carson: Whoa! That's a big man to do that!!

Terry Carter: We've seen BDC hit a senton bomb too though

Daniel Carson: True

BDC stomps over and hauls Immortal to his feet, whipping him into a turnbuckle and charging in. BDC hits a body avalanche, then grabs an arm and spins, sending Immortal across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. BDC starts his charge again, but he's leveled as Immortal bursts off the turnbuckle with a huge boot to the face!! BDC is knocked senseless as Immortal scoops him off the ground and hits a strong scoop slam! Immortal jumps into the air dropping an elbow, but BDC rolls out of the way. Cain get's back to his feet, and takes a heavy right hand from Immortal.

Cain blocks the second punch though and pulls the challenger in, clotheslining him hard. BDC starts stomping, then drops a knee into Immortal's spine. Immortal screams and rolls away to his feet. BDC charges and clotheslines again, but Immortal ducks and spins around, catching BDC by the neck and lifting him into the air, planting him with a chokeslam!!!

Daniel Carson: Whoa! Out of nowhere!

Terry Carter: That'll slow him down

BDC lays on the mat, stunned from the blow. Immortal doesn't even seem affected by the beating and continues moving at the same methodic pace. He pulls BDC from the canvas and sets him up, hoisting the Heavy Ryder over one shoulder, and rushing into the turnbuckle, smashing BDC against it, then turning and finishing the Oklahoma Slam! Immortal grabs BDC by a boot and drags him out to the center of the ring before he moves off to one turnbuckle. Immortal climbs to the top and perches like a bird, waiting.

BDC slowly get's up and staggers a few steps before turning, Immortal leaps into the air for a flying lariat. BDC brings his arms up and knocks the clothesline aside, grabbing Immortal by the throat and lifting him up and nailing the Aftermath (Double Chokelift Slam)!! BDC staggers back a step, then get's a slight running start and hops, bringing a knee down hard into The Immortal's groin. Immortal rolls onto his sie gasping in pain as BDC takes a moment to recollect himself.

Daniel Carson: BDC's ring strategy seems to be doing a good job

BDC pulls Immortal to his feet and sends him for a ride into the ropes, before catching the big man in a back drop, sending him over the top rope and onto the outside!! BDC slides through the ropes and joins Immortal on the concrete. Cain scoops up a dented and mangled chair from earlier tonight. Immortal get's up and turns to face BDC, but Cain slams the chair into his gut, then a second swing to the flat of the back knocks Immortal to the ground. BDC sets the chair down and pulls Immortal up, hitting a piledriver onto the chair! BDC drops and covers, 1.................................... 2.................................... kickout!

Terry Carter: Immortal is having serious troubles now

Daniel Carson: Yes he is

BDC wrenches the challenger from the ground and whips him into the security barricade. BDC charges a moment later, looking to body splash him, but Immortal drops and rolls away, causing BDC to smash into the defense wall and fals back to the ground in pain. Immortal walks over and drops to one knee, choking BDC with both hands. Cain trashes and tries to fight him off, but Immortal has a solid chokehold. BDC is desperate, and manages to grab a small traffic sign, and clock Immortal across the face with it, breaking the choke. BDC get's to his feet, carrying his savoir in one hand as he tries to breathe again. Immortal get's to his feet opposite the Heavy Ryder, and simply glares at him, unphased.

Daniel Carson: What is this guy?

Immortal wades in towards BDC, and takes him by surprise with a hard uppercut, sending Cain over the barricade and spilling into the crowd. Immortal steps over the wall and shoves a fan aside, grabbing their chair and lifting it, bringing it down over BDC's back. Immortal drops the chair and grabs Big Daddy Cain, hitting the Fall to Immortality (Fire-Thunder Driver) onto the chair!! BDC bounces off and rolls face-up, busted open from the impact. Immortal pins, 1................................ 2...........kickout!

Immortal grabs the chair and places it on BDC's face then backs up a few steps. Immortal runs forward and jumping, leading the decent with his knee. BDC tosses the chair aside and rolls away just in time. Immortal crashes knee-first into the concrete floor. Cain is still in bad shape, and isn't able to mount a defense as Immortal steps in and kicks him in the face, sending BDC back to the ground. Immortal get's the chair once more. He summons BDC to stand, and waits and the Heavy Ryder starts to get up. Cain is on his feet and he turns around to face Immortal, who swings and connects - once more BDC hits the ground. Immortal drops and pins, 1................................ 2........................................ kickout!!!

Daniel Carson: Last minute

Terry Carter: We almost need a photo finish

Immortal waits for BDC once more, with time though as Immortal raises the chair BDC screams and charges, spearing the Immortal and carrying him back and into the barricade!!! Cain grabs the barricade and uses it like the ring ropes as he slams his shoulder into the Immortal's stomach. Finally he finishes it by backdropping the taller man over his shouder and onto the fans chairs! Immortal is in obvious pain from the chair he crashes through and is slow getting to his feet. As he does BDC throws a chair at him, one that Immortal catches. Recognizing the danger of a chair in front of his face Immortal quickly throws it away, just then a second chair flies at him, and strikes the UAW Newcomer in the face. Cain rushes forward again and once more spears Immortal. BDC wraps his arms around the big man's body and lifts him into the air, continuing his run!!

BDC hauls ass, gaining speed until he hit, full force into a concrete wall!!!!!!! BDC is sent flying backwards and Immortal slumps against the wall after the sickening impact. A minute passes before either man moves, the referee begins a standing 10 count, but at the 7 Cain drapes an arm over Immortal's chest. 1.............................. 2................................. 3...........................................

Announcer: Winner at 5:21, Big Daddy Cain!!

Daniel Carson: And we have Cain advancing to the second round

Terry Carter: Wow! Did you hear that impact?! Holy shit, that was AWESOME!

Daniel Carson: I prefer the term terrifying. Speaking of which this next match is going to be a bloodfest. Ogre and Shiro Ginawa

Terry Carter: Ever since Ginawa screwed Ogre out of his Weaponmaster Championship, Ogre hasn't liked this guy. And I don't think either man ever got to truly exact their revenge

Daniel Carson: If not they get the chance next

Match 4. Hardkore Rules. Ogre Vs. Shiro Ginawa

{"Altruism", by Pox Methodic hits, and the fans are on their feet as Ogre steps out from the back. At his side, is the scantly clad, and always buxom Britain E. O'Reilly. She bounces along the walkway as the big bruiser makes his way to the ring. Resting over one shoulder is a particularly large sledgehammer. Ogre climbs into the ring, and lifts Britain E. up over the ropes and in, before he takes a microphone and starts speaking.}

Ogre: Ahoy-hoy ya nitwits

{The crowd cheers}

Ogre: That's why I love the bloody Americans, I can call ya nitwits, buggers, wankers - whatever. And ya still cheer fer me

{and the crowd cheers again}

Ogre: Buggers

{The crowd cheers}

Ogre: Wankers

{The crowd cheers}

Ogre: Pig-Eating mother[ ]ers.....

{The crowd cheers}

Ogre: Blimey, Britain E, ya hearing this?

Britain E: Aye

Ogre: Bloody rediculous aint it?

{Britain E nods}

Ogre: Well bugger.... let's get on with it, I have an Arena Championship ta win ya see......

{"Bone and Joints", by Finger Eleven strikes. And Shiro Ginawa comes walking out of the back with a boken (Wooden katana) strapped across his back. The crowd boos loudly and he whips the weapon out and takes a few lazy swipes at the crowd, forcing the front row to duck and hide. Shiro walks down to the ring and climbs in, staring Ogre in the face. Ogre just smiles and pulls the sledgehammer off his shoulder.}

Daniel Carson: I'd have to give the weapon advantage to Ogre

Terry Carter: As would I

Both men don't wait for the match to start! Ogre leaps forward swinging the sledgehammer hard, and missing, but Ginawa swipes with the boken and catches Ogre in the side. Ogre backhands with the gigantic maul, but once more Shiro dodges and strikes with a crippling blow to the ribs. Ogre drops the sledgehammer in pain. Shiro smiles and raises the weapon overhead, intenting to finish Ogre right here and now. Shiro screams and brings the wooden sword down, but Ogre's hand flash up and clap the blade before it hits him. Ogre's head snaps up with a cocky grin as Shiro looks on surprised. Ogre get's to his feet, still with the blade tightly held between his hands.

Daniel Carson: That was awesome!

Terry Carter: Wow

Ogre lashes out with a hard kick to the groin, then grabs Shiro by the hair and rips him off his feet, slamming the challenger into the mat hard. Ogre kicks the boken out of the ring and grabs Shiro on the mat, with a grunt of effort he lifts Shiro into the air, and brings him down with a super backbreaker!! Ogre roars and raises a hand into the air, the crowd screams for him. Ogre waits till Ginawa is standing, then grabs him by the throat. Ogre lifts Shiro high into the air and stalls the chokeslam, slowly walking around the ring alittle, before he stops and spikes Shiro into the mat like a nuclear warhead!

Ogre reaches down and grabs Shiro by the neck again, yanking him to his feet and whipping him into the ropes, connecting with a viscious clothesline that spins Shiro in the air before he lands. Ogre grabs his sledgehammer and walks over. Shiro is just starting to get up as Ogre slams the shaft of the weapon into Shiro's ribs. The japanese wrestler drops to his knees in pain. Ogre spits into his hands, rubs them together, then lifts the sledgehammer up overhead, and brings it screaming down - Shiro leaps to the side and rolls out of the way quickly.

Daniel Carson: These two aren't pulling any punches

Terry Carter: No shit Danny? Did you come up with that all by yourself???

Daniel Carson: Shut up Terry

Terry Carter: Anything you say Captain Obvious!

Ogre turns and huffs the sledgehammer at Shiro who once more dodges. The weapon falls outside the ring. Both men are back to their feet and start circling each other. Shiro is in much worse shape. Despite this, it's Shiro who attacks first, a fatal mistake as his charge is cut short by a boot to the face. Ogre follows the staggering opponent into the turnbuckle and pushes Shiro's face back, before slapping his hand down across the hardcore wrestler's chest, the crowd cheers with the hit. Ogre does this a second time, then grabs him by the throat and steps out, hurling Shiro through the air and across the ring.

Ogre walks over and once more pulls Shiro to his feet. Shiro lashes out with a kick to the groin, Ogre growls and punches Shiro in the face, snapping his head back and dropping him to the mat. Ogre drops and pins, 1.............................. 2.......................... kickout!!!

Terry Carter: Geez, talk about one sided

Ogre yanks Shiro to his feet and spins him around, grabbing the man from behind and hitting a falling full nelson slam! Ogre jumps up and screams, Shiro slowly starts getting up. Ogre walks to the ropes and calls for Britain E., who jumps onto the apron. Ogre grabs her under the arms and lifts her up over the ropes. He nods once to her, she smiles and nods as well. Ogre lifts her onto his shoulder and she lays straight.

Daniel Carson: What the hell is this?

Terry Carter: A very attractive missle I think

The moment Shiro is on his feet Ogre roars and hurls Britain E like a javelin!!!! Britain E hits Ginawa full force in the chest with her own modified missle dropkick! Shiro is thrown into the ropes and immediately flungs forward right into the waiting Ogre, who wastes no time hitting the Union Jack Hammer (Stiff Powerbomb)!!!! Ogre drops and pins, 1................................ 2......................................... 3..............................................

Announcer: Winner at 3:51, Ogre!!

Daniel Carson: That was a match of domination!

Terry Carter: Hell yeah, I didn't expect to see that

Daniel Carson: Seems Ogre's improved from his Weaponmaster days

Terry Carter: Aye aye Captain Obvious......

Daniel Carson: Shut up Terry

Match 5. Hardkore Rules. "Above Average" Josh Reetz Vs. Jeff Martin

Daniel Carson: This one should be interesting. Our newest Survival Champion against one of the newest recruits!

Terry Carter: I'm calling Josh Reetz in 3 minutes

Daniel Carson: Reetz certainly has the advantage

{"Where the Party At?", by Jagged Edge starts, and the stage darkens. Purple, yellow, and blue ligfhts flash wildly as the music hits it's most intense. Smoke flows along the ground from the entrance as "Above Average" Josh Reetz walks out from the curtain, as usual, a great number of extraordinarily beautiful women accompany him. Reetz leads them down to the ring and climbs in, taking a back seat so the women can show off for the crowd. Which gives Reetz some great cheers from the fans}

{"Got the Life", by Korn strikes, and Jeff Martin comes out to less fanfare. He starts walking down to the ring, attempting to get on the fans side by high-fiving the crowd, and shaking hands. Which helps him to some degree. He climbs into the ring, but his entrance is cut short by Josh Reetz with the microphone.}

Josh Reetz: Last week I had to put down some KillerBee punk, and now you? What is this? 'Got the life'? What the hell kinda music is that? Well let's face it, for you it's fitting - from what I see, you don't have shit

{The crowd laughs alittle}

Jeff Martin: Hey man, I've got more going on than you do

Josh Reetz: Bullshit

Jeff Martin: Yes you are, but that's not why I'm here....

{Reetz frowns}

Jeff Martin: Now are you going to put the microphone down so I can show all these people why they paid their good money to see ME?

{Reetz shrugs, and turns like he's going to put the microphone down, then swings around and clocks Martin with a loud THUNK echoing through the arena.}

Josh Reetz: Your a punk Martin, hope your ready to lose!

Reetz drops the microphone and kicks Martin in the side, rolling him over, then dropping a fast elbow, then a second, and finally a third. Reetz stands over Jeff Martin and starts slapping him, talking trash. Reetz whistles and one of the women outside slides Shiro's Boken into the ring. Reetz picks the wooden sword up and smiles, spinning it once.

Reetz turns around and taunts the crowd, Martin quickly brings a hard forearm up, crotching Josh Reetz! Jeff Martin get's to his feet and grabs Reetz by the head, planting him with a hard DDT. Martin bounces back up and grabs the sword, tossing it out of the ring. Martin turns back around, but Reetz is on his feet and connects with a hard sidekick to the chest, throwing Martin back into the turnbuckle. Reetz continues the assualt, dashing in and punching the challenger several times, before turning and throwing him across the ring into the opposite corner. Martin hits the corner and staggers out stunned. Reetz get's a running start, and some help from the ropes, before he leaps and connects with a flying lariat, knocking Martin flat on his back!

Daniel Carson: This is what we expect from Reetz, alot of showmanship, and alot of high risk

Reetz quickly bounces up onto the turnbuckle, and slowly stands tall, calling out to the crowd. Jeff Martin starts to get up, and Reetz flies off, sending a missle dropkick into Martin's shoulder and throwing him back to the mat. Reetz drops a leg across the back of Jeff Martin's head, then rolls him over and pins, 1.............................. kickout! Reetz just nods alittle and pulls Jeff Martin to his feet. Reetz rocks Martin with a hard chop, then turns and elbows him in the temple. Reetz rolls around behind and grabs Martin by the waist, pulling him into a high backdrop. Reetz floats over and locks on a simple armbar submission. Jeff Martin trashes and starts trying to pull himself towards the ropes, it takes some time but he finally grabs a rope and the hold is broken.

Daniel Carson: Why did Reetz break the hold? This is a Hardkore match

Terry Carter: Maybe he wanted too anyway?

Daniel Carson: Or he may have forgotten

Reetz waits for Martin, Jeff get's up - watching Reetz the whole time. Reetz offers Jeff a free hit. Reetz even presents his face for it. Martin looks around, and the crowd roars for it. Martin shrugs and swings, but Reetz ducks and slams an elbow into the challengers gut. Reetz grabs him by the hair and pulls Martin over, bashing Jeff Martin's head into the turnbuckle, he turns Martin around and starts kicking him in the gut. Martin suddenly fires back, striking with a knee to the gut, and drops dropping to the mat and yanking Reetz forward by the tights, sending the Party Animal's head bouncing off the turnbuckle pad. Martin slides out to one side, and grabs Reetz by the hair laughing as he mashing Josh's face into the pad repeatedly.

Jeff pulls Reetz out and plants him with a reverse DDT quickly. Martin hops to his feet and raises his arms to the crowd, getting a luke warm responce and then starting to get angry. Martin turns back and visciously kicks Reetz in the face as he starts to get up. Martin walks over and yanks Reetz to his feet, hitting a fast snap suplex, then lifting him up and following it with a drop suplex.

Daniel Carson: Looks like the audience's unability to cheer for Martin has really got him riled up

Jeff Martin pulls Reetz up, this time returning him to the mat with a jumping DDT. Martin get's up and makes his way to a turnbuckle, he looks around and calls for it. Reetz get's to his hands and knees and Martin jumps off, hitting a picture perfect guillotine legdrop across the back of the head! Martin rolls Reetz over and pins, 1............................... 2.... kickout!!

Jeff Martin sighs and pulls Reetz to his feet, whipping him into the ropes. Martin snaps a hard roundhouse up, but Josh Reetz ducks, and hits the opposite ropes. Martin turns around just in time to recieve a flying sidekick to the jaw!!! Jeff Martin spins in place from the impact, before pausing just a moment and falling flat on his face. Josh Reetz staggers over and kicks Martin a few times befor ehe lifts him off the mat. Reetz rears back and connects with a hard right hand, then a left, and another right. Josh Reetz tosses Martin into the ropes and hits a running kitchen sink! Reetz get's another running start, and moonsaults off the middle rope, wiping out Jeff Martin as he starts to get up.

Terry Carter: That was sweet

Daniel Carson: Jeff Martin needs to learn this, you give Reetz an inch and he'll beat you with it

Terry Carter: Yeah, well he'll learn here one way or the other

Reetz grabs Martin by the head and yanks him off the mat, tossing him into the corner and lifting him up onto the turnbuckle. Reetz climbs up and stands at the top with Martin, he calls to the fans and hooks Martin up for a super DDT. With a jump, he pulls Martin off and rams the challengers head into the canvas hard. Martin lays on the mat, apparantly unconscious as Reetz rolls over and puts an arm over Jeff Martin, 1................................. 2....................... kickout!!

Reetz sits up, and climbs off Martin, pulling the challenger off the mat. Reetz signals for it, and jumps up for his finisher, but Martin just falls to the ground, and Reetz is forced to abandon the attack. Reetz laugsh and points at Martin on the mat. Jeff starts to crawl towards the outside of the ring. Josh Reetz watches and laughs again, then grabs him by the legs and yanks him back into the ring. Reetz rolls Martin over, and recieves a hard shot to the head from a ring bell?!

Daniel Carson: Where did he get that?!

Terry Carter: Blame Hooligan, it's part of that armory he pulled from under the ring!

Jeff Martin staggers to his feet as Reetz tries to recover from the shot. Martin grabs the bell more soundly and clocks Reetz from behind again! Reetz drops and Jeff puts the bell down, positioning it carefully. He grabs Reetz and pulls him to his feet. Reetz is busted open, and bleeding badly from the bellshot to the back of the head. The red blood staining his clothes. Jeff pulls Reetz over and slugs him in the gut. He calls to the audience before jumping up and hitting the Neutralizer (Fameasser) onto the ring bell!!!!!!! Jeff Martin rolls Reetz over and curls him into a tight cover, 1.............................. 2..................................... 3............................................

Announcer: Winner at 5:21, Jeff Martin!!

Daniel Carson: Jeff moves onto the quarter finals

Terry Carter: You see Reetz? He's bleeding pretty good, probably going to need stitches!!

Daniel Carson: Well those bells aren't rubber, they'll cut you open even quicker than chairs

Terry Carter: Well regardless, Jeff Martin pulls out a big win here. Beating the Survival Champion isn't a small matter

Daniel Carson: Well he also used a foreign object, not a possibility in a normal Survival Championship. I still think Reetz wasn't aware it was a hardkore match.

Terry Carter: Yeah well, he'll learn after this one

Daniel Carson: Our next match is one we've been looking forward to for a long time now. Hazard and Jordan Garski have been in a constant competition for the 'Golden Champion' status. Which one to hold all titles the UAW carries. In the recent weeks we've watched these two men exchange hits repeatedly. Then Hazard succeeded in winning the Weaponmaster championship a short time ago

Terry Carter: Which means that this match has alot riding on it. Hell if Jordan Garski can pin Hazard - that would win him the weaponmaster championship wouldn't it?

Daniel Carson: Yes it would

Terry Carter: Then there's the chance that Garski might get two titles tonight. Weaponmaster and Arena - that would only leave him looking for the stronghold championship!

Daniel Carson: True, tonight could be a big jump for The Golden God

Terry Carter: But all Hazard needs to get is the Stronghold Championship - and it's not on the line tonight

Daniel Carson: We'll see, tonight could change the face of the UAW quite a bit

Match 6. Hardkore Rules. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski Vs. Hazard

{"Wait and Bleed", by Slipknot hits! The crowd explodes into cheers and screams as Jordan Garski appears on the stage amid a nimbus of golden fog and flashing yellow light. Jordan just starts down to the ring, moving quickly and talking himsepf up as he makes his way. The fans as always, are behind the Golden God, and upon his entrance to the ring and entirely overpowering cheer rips through the crowd.}

{"Danger on the Side", roars as Hazard steps out amid a massive roar from the crowds and the radically flashing red and orange lights. Hazard smiles as he runs his hands along the fans, making his way to the ring. Hazard wears the UAW Weaponmaster Championship around his waist as he climbs into the ring. Hazard keeps the belt on and watches Garski. Both men locking gaze and neither one flinching.}

The bell rings, and still both men stay still. The crowd starts to chant, and still both of the warriors just keep glaring at each other.

Daniel Carson: You can feel the tension between these two

Both men step up to each other. Standing eye to eye, words are exchanged as they speak. Hazard smirks finally and crouches down alittle, Jordan starts to do the same, then kicks fast and catches Hazard by surprise! Jordan tackles Hazard and starts slamming away on him, punching him in the face rapidly, trying to beat the life out of Hazard. Hazard rolls and twists, and starts to get a hold on Garski's arm. Jordan quickly kicks and punches to free himself and get's to his feet, staggering back away.

Daniel Carson: Jordan's got to be careful, Hazard is the undisputed master of submissions

Terry Carter: Jordan's very lucky, and this is a hardkore match! No rope breaks! That makes Hazard even more dangerous!

Hazard smiles as he slowly get's to his feet, Garski takes a moment to smooth his hair back and relax. Realizing how close he was to possibly losing this match. Hazard now advances on Garski. Jordan backs up, then hits the ropes and throws himself forward, clobbering Hazard with a hard clothesline! Jordan bounces off the ropes and drops Hazard with a second. Jordan continues and uses the ropes one more time, this time catching Hazard into a bulldog as he starts to get up. Jordan locks on a sleeperhold in the center of the ring, squeezing hard. Hazard instantly wakes up and starts thrashing, he twists and pushes, forcing Garski to his feet. Hazard reaches up and grabs Jordan by the head, then jumps and lands on his rear, causing Jordan Garski to be hit with a modified jawbreaker!! Jordan bounces away from Hazard, holding his mouth. Hazard rolls to the opposite side, to take a breather.

Hazard starts off now, rushing in and catches Jordan before he's ready. Hazard slams a shoulder into Garski's gut, then DDT's him out of the corner! Hazard rolls down and locks on a sitting armbar! Garski rolls towards Hazard and punches him in the face with his other arm, forcing the break.

Daniel Carson: Good move by Garski

Garski and Hazard are both back and Garski grabs Hazard, spiking him with a hard sidewalk slam! Garski starts to wraps Hazards legs around for a figure four, but Hazard plants a kick and throws Garski headfirst into the corner. Garski staggers out, and Hazard catches him, hitting a Cobra Clutch Suplex out of nowhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel Carson: Cobra Clutch! Cobra Clutch! It's over!!!!

Hazard pins Jordan, 1............................... 2................................ kickout!!!!

Hazard pounds the mat and get's to his feet, grabbing Jordan by the shirt and whipping him into the ropes. Jordan wraps his arms and stops, Hazard charges the ropes. Jordan leaps straight up, catching Hazard and nailing a wicked frankensteiner - throwing Hazard out over the top rope!!!!! Both men tumble to the floor outside the ring! The crowd starts chanting, 'Holy shit'.

Daniel Carson: HOLY SHIT! You see the height he got?!

Terry Carter: That is why he IS the Golden God!!!

Outside the ring, Garski is the first to start getting back to his feet. Next to him Hazard is just starting to kick and push himself - trying to get to his feet. Jordan Garski is standing and grabs a nearby horribly dented and battered chair. Garski raises it overhead and brings it down hard, across the back of Hazard!! Jordan staggers around alittle, still stunned. Jordan Garski lifts the chair, and brings it down across Hazard's back. Hazard drops to the mat again. Jordan grabs Hazard and pulls him to his feet, rolling him onto the Spanish Announcers table. Pablo and Juan are very upset.

Jordan grabs the monitors and rips them free from the table, clearing it of all other debri as he repositions Hazard on top. Jordan stops for a second then grabs a monitor and cracks Hazard in the head with it. Satisfied Jordan climbs into the ring and goes up the turnbuckle. At the top he turns and looks out to the crowd, then leaps!!! Jordan Garski performs a high moonsault through the air and crashes down on Hazard!! Smashing through the table and onto the floor. Jordan holds on for the pinfall. 1............................... 2................................. kickout!!!!!

Daniel Carson: Wow, these two are taking some incredible risks

Jordan swears and smashes the remains of the table as he get's up, he grabs the maimed chair and rams the edge down into Hazard's chest! Hazard rolls out of the wreckage and grabs the barricade, starting to get back to his feet. Jordan Garski backs up, still carrying the chair. Once Hazard is standing Jordan starts running towards him and throws the chair, Hazard catches it and drops to the floor! Jordan sails overhead with his spinning wheel kick, and instead, crashes onto the barricade!!

Hazard grabs Jordan from behind and locks in a chickenwing sleeper hold! Jordan struggles, but Hazard has it locked in tight. Jordan reaches around and grabs Hazard's own Weaponmaster championship belt. With a heave he pulls it free and brings it up, connecting hard to Hazard's forehead! hazard releases the hold as he staggers back. Garski leaps onto the barricade and then off, hitting a flying roundhouse, and sending Hazard careening into the side of the ring and then to the floor. Jordan holds the Weaponmaster Championship over his head, recieving a solid cheer from the crowd. Jordan walks over and places the belt on Hazard's face, then climbs into the ring.

Daniel Carson: I sense something you'll enjoy Terry

Terry Carter: Oh I know I will!

Jordan Garski walks to a turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He points down at the unmoving Hazard. The fans cheer, Hazard hears this and rolls to the side, causing Jordan to pause his preparations to leap. Jordan wavers alittle on the edge, Hazard rolls to his feet and leaps onto the apron, slapping the belt into Jordan Garski's face. Jordan almost loses it, but Hazard grabs him by the shirt and holds him still. Hazard heaves and hurls Jordan Garski off the turnbuckle, sending him crashing onto the concrete floor and skidding into the announcers table!!!!

Hazard slips into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle to the top, he smiles and pats his knee, then takes aim. The crowd roars for it, and Hazard is in the air, ending the flight with a huge knee strike to the chest!!! Jordan Garski screams and rolls around holding his chest while Hazard just tries to stand afterwards. Hazard staggers over and pulls Garski to his feet. A stinging fist sends Garski reeling. Hazard grabs a stop sign on the floor and cracks it over Jordan Garski's head! Jordan collapses to his knees, and Hazard moves alongside, then brings the steel sheet across in a huge uppercut to the face, sending Jordan Garski falling over backwards.

Daniel Carson: That was a full force golf swing!

Terry Carter: FORE!!!

Hazard staggers around, using the barricade as a steadying source. He grabs Jordan, yanks him to his feet, and plants him with a DDT onto the stop sign! Jordan lays there unresponsive as Hazard rolls over and pins, 1..................................... 2....................................... kickout!!!!!!!

Daniel Carson: Jordan simply refuses to lose!!!

Hazard sighs and takes some effort to get himelf to his feet, he grabs a handful of hair and pulls, but Jordan fires off an uppercut to the groin!! Hazard drops like a sack of potaotes, down onto the floor. Jordan takes a moment, looking around like he's totally uanware of where he is. Finally he seems to snap out of it, and he grabs Hazard by the shirt and rolls him into the ring. Jordan lifts Hazard and puts him down with a heavy piledriver, then hits a quick northern lights release suplex! Jordan slumps against a corner, watching Hazard laying in the ring. After several long moments, he walks out and pulls the Master of Submissions to his feet. With a grunt he sends him flying into the far turnbuckle, Garski follows a moment later and body splashes Hazard against the pads. Hazard is out on his feet and Garski takes advantage. He lifts Hazard onto the top of the turnbuckle and then joins him. The Golden God raises his arms to the fans.

Jordan hooks Hazard up for a suplex, then slowly turns them around, so a supersplex would throw them both off the top and onto the outside - Hazard would be sent through the second announcers table! Jordan raises one arm, then lifts, at it's height Hazard manages to get away somehow and he falls to the concrete - landing on his feet. In the process Hazard maintains a hold on Garski's shoulders, and once his feet hit he brings Garski down in a hurried version of Garski's own finisher!! Jordan Garski is smashed through the final announcers table in a massive shower of wood and sparks of electronics!!!!!!

Daniel Carson: Goddamn it! Garski might be killed! That was a Golden Gauntlet!!!!

{Terry Carter is just in shock too much to speak}

Hazard grabs one of Jordan's legs and grabs him back to the ring. With Garski comes a selection of wood pieces and electronic fragments. Hazard bends down to life Garski and a TV monitor is swung across with all of Jordan's remaining strength! The monitor destroys Hazard as it smashes into the side of his face and Hazard is thrown to the ground. Jordan drops the monitor and collapses as well, one leg falling over Hazard's chest as he topples. The referee stops for a moment then counts, 1.................................... 2.................................................. 3..........................................................

Announcer: Winner at 8:39, and NEW UAW Weaponmaster Champion, Jordan Garski!!!

Daniel Carson: Jordan Garski did it!!! He beat Hazard! He's the new Weaponmaster Champion!!!!!

Terry Carter: Someone better get some first aid out here, AND GET ME A NEW TABLE...... damn I miss my announceport 3000Z........

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{Backstage we see Josh Reetz sitting on a bench in the hallway, there's a thick bandage around the back of his head, the bandage is already stained with some blood. Josh Reetz seems to be quite pissed off at the recent happenings - especially his loss.}

Josh Reetz: Dammit.... I can't believe that prick beat me..... DAMMIT!

{Hooligan wanders past him}

Hooligan: Dunn'a wurr'a 'atey, 'e getill 'istu

Josh Reetz: WHAT?!

{Hooligan sighs, he pulls out a small beeper-like thing and presses a button. A well dressed man walks into view. He looks to Hooligan.}

Guy: Yes sir? You called?

Hooligan: Tras'lnet

Guy: Absolutely sir

{Josh Reetz just looks at this guy}

Josh Reetz: Who the hell are you??

Guy: I'm Mr. Richards, Mr. Reetz. Translator.

Josh Reetz: You understand what that retard is saying??

Mr. Richards: It takes some time, but with the proper patience it's really not so difficult

Hooligan: Letum 'ow, 'ill get 'is

Mr. Richards: Hooligan would like to express his condolences. He would also like to let you know that Mr. Martin will recieve his just rewards. Have no fear

{Reetz just looks between both men like their insane}

Hooligan: Bloom'n dinnermasher!

{Hooligan grunts in frustration and walks off. His translator tips his hat goodbye to Reetz, then follows. Josh just shakes his head.}

Josh Reetz: Friggin morons......

{Just then Jordan Garski comes staggering by, still stunned and beaten badly. Josh Reetz jumps to his feet.}

Josh Reetz: Great job man! That one was close!

{Jordan Garski just looks to Reetz confused}

Jordan Garski: What?

Josh Reetz: Congrats on your win bro, I can't wait to see you holding the Arena Championship

Jordan Garski: The what?..... Who are you?

{Reetz looks him over}

Josh Reetz: Do you know where you are man?

{Jordan Garski just shakes his head no}

Josh Reetz: C'mon man, we better get you to see a doctor STAT....

{Reetz leads off the dazed and confused Garski}

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Daniel Carson: Looks like Garski got his bell rung. Hopefully this won't hurt his next match

Terry Carter: Who knows, but we still have two of the first round matches to finish up as well

Match 7. Hardkore Match. Outcast Vs. Xtreme

{"Stupify", by Disturbed hits, and the new mugger - Outcast walks out from the curtain. He smiles and raises his Spirit Championship over his head.}

Daniel Carson: The Spirit Championship isn't on the line is it?

Terry Carter: Nope, I don't believe so

{Outcast continues his appraoch, halfway down he swipes the wallet from a security guard, takes the money and then drops the wallet. Outcast rolls into the ring and jumps up a turnbuckle, standing tall at the very top and looking out and around to the fans.}

{"Guess who's back?" blares through the speakers as Kid Rock's, "Cocky" hits the sound system with a shaking roar. Xtreme bursts through the curtains quickly. The crowd is broken into half booing loudly, and the other half cheering wildly. Xtreme looks at the scattered pockets of his fans and flicks them off. A responce to which they cheer even more. Xtreme slides into the ring quickly and smiles at Outcast, motioning for a cut throat.}

Daniel Carson: Xtreme scares me at times

Terry Carter: I bet we'll get a good show from him though! This is his field of battle

The bell rings and Xtreme creams Outcast with a huge forearm to the face, sending Outcast stagger. Xtreme grabs the Spirit Champ and hurls him out over the top rope. Xtreme grabs the rope and uses it for momentum as he vaults over and destroys Outcast with a flying body press! Xtreme get's to his feet and starts looking through the littered weapons, then he smiles and pulls Ogre's abandoned sledgehammer up into the air. He smiles and nods several times. Outcast is back on his feet, and jumps away as Xtreme sweeps with the sledgehammer.

Outcast starts looking around, and finds the partially used fire extinquisher. He grabs it and turns, firing a blast into Xtreme's face! Xtreme staggers back, blinded and Outcast leaps in, connecting with the bottom of the extinquisher to the challengers forehead. The Dangerous One get's up again quickly though, and needs to be put down again with a second big shot. Outcast aims the funnel down and releases another choking cloud of fire retardent chemicals.

Daniel Carson: Oh god <cough> It's choking us <sough> over <cough> here!

Terry Carter: Wha <cough> Wha <cough> WHACK HIM AGAIN!!! <cough cough cough>

Outcast brings the weapon up overhead then swings it down hard, there's a loud thwack sound, and everything pauses. Outcast watches, and soon the fog clears, the fire extinguisher sits on it's side on the bar ground. He turns around, and recieves the handle of the sledgehammer to the side of his face like a baseball bat! Outcast is flung forward into the ring. Xtreme roars and throws the sledgehammer at Outcast, who barely dodges, but the hammer hits the ropes and falls, dropping right onto Outcast's skull, and sending him to la-la land. Xtreme walks over and grabs Outcast, hefting him over one shoulder and starting to walk up the rampway.

Daniel Carson: Where is he taking Outcast?

Terry Carter: Disneyland?

Daniel Carson: Somehow I doubt that

Xtreme carries Outcast into the back and stops at a large empty room. He kicks a small refrigerator, knocking it over and causing a number of glass beer bottles to tumble out. Xtreme laughs and kicks the bottles into the wall, causing them to shatter. He walks over and spike slams Outcast onto the broken glass!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel Carson: That sick [ ]!!

Outcast screams and rolls away, blood already visible through the black tank top. Xtreme grabs Outcast and turns, hurling him headfirst into the stone wall. Outcast slumps against it. Xtreme walks over and grabs Outcast from behind. Outcast quickly brings a leg up, catching Xtreme by surprise. Outcast spins around and sends an elbow spiralling into Xtreme's face! Outcast jumps and smashes a knee into Xtreme's head as well staggering him even more. Craig jumps and grabs Xtreme, hitting a DDT. Outcast get's up again and disappears off the camera. Xtreme starts to stand up, then there's a wheeling sound, and Xtreme is removed from the picture as one of the backstage go-carts plows into him and then crashes into the stone wall, using Xtreme as it's bumper.

Terry Carter: FORE!!!

Outcast staggers back on screen, he walks over to the upturned fridge and starts pulling the remaining beer bottles out. He laughs as he starts throwing them at Xtreme, each one smashing over Xtreme and showering alcohol and broken glass down on him. Suddenly the go kart catches fire!!!

Outcast: Oh shit!!!

Outcast runs over and yanks Xtreme away from the slowly burning toy. Xtreme looks at the fire, then to Outcast, then the fire. Outcast looks to him, Xtreme punches Outcast in the face and starts trying to pull Outcast into the flames!!!!

Daniel Carson: He is a psycho!!

Xtreme pulls, but Outcast jumps up and dropkicks Xtreme, sending him sprawling through the fire and over the kart onto the cold ground on the other side. Outcast grabs a rolling stepladder, and get's a headstart. He pulls a mop from a nearby bucket, and then snags the bucket. He flips the bucket up onto his head, holds the broomstick like a lance, and leaps onto the ladder! It starts rolling towards Xtreme, as the janitor knight charges. Xtreme is totally caught by surprise due to the pure stupidity of the attack, but the broomstick smashes into him and splinters, throwing the Dangerous One backwards onto the ground.

Terry Carter: Outcast the knight..... that was interesting......

Daniel Carson: That's one way to put it

Xtreme get's to his feet, his shoulder bleeding from the rip the broken lance caused. Xtreme runs a hand through the blood and then smiles to Outcast. Outcast, in shock, grabs the mop bucket from his head and whips it at Xtreme, who knocks it aside. Outcast retreats for a weapon, meanwhile Xtreme grabs the rolling ladder, and lifts it off the ground, throwing it like a missle into Outcast and slamming him into the wall. Xtreme roars and charges in, leaping over the ladder and tackling Outcast. Xtreme reaches around and finds a metal crate, he bashes the top open and grabs one of the many microphones inside. Outcast tries to fight him off, but Xtreme start bashing the butt of the microphone into Outcast's head. Outcast finally grabs a beer bottle and smashes it across Xtreme's head, sending him tumbling off.

Daniel Carson: These two should invest in ibuprofin!!

Terry Carter: Or morphine.....

Xtreme cracks his neck, as blood runs down the side of his face. Outcast is on his feet as well. The normally comical Outcast has a look of pure determination on. Xtreme screams and charges and Outcast screams and charges. Both men meet in the center and crash to the floor, punching, kicking, and in Xtreme's case biting the other. Outcast manages to plant both feet on Xtreme's chest and throw him away. Outcast rolls to his feet, and takes a hard chairshot from the returning Xtreme. Xtreme batters Outcast down to the concrete floor. Nearby the go kart continues to burn. Ogre's friend grabs a huge jug of water nearby and splashes it over Outcast, laughing. Xtreme glances towards the flames and grabs Outcast by the shirt, dragging him over to the kart. He laughs as he lifts the Spirit Champion into a military press, then throws him into the burning kart!

Terry Carter: I LOVE TONIGHT!!!!!!!

Outcast screams and flails, after several long seconds, Outcast rolls out from the seating, his shirt on fire. The shirt is ripped free as Outcast is thankfully still dripping wet, but there are still some burns. Xtreme laughs and charges, but Outcast knocks him down with a hard sidekick to the head.

Xtreme stagger to his feet, holding his shoulder which is bleeding from some large shards of wood. Outcast grabs him and leaps into the air, hitting Good Riddance (X-Factor)!!!!!!! Outcast goes for the pin, then something flashes across the screen, Charlie Lubnuts rips Outcast's title off his waist and clocks the champion! Charlie jumps on Outcast's chest and batters the champion in the face with the belt. Finally done the monkey leaps off and screams a few times before disappearing. Xtreme rolls over weakly and rolls Outcast into a hooked pinfall attempt, 1............................ 2................................ 3......................................

Announcer: Winner at 12:32, Xtreme!!!

Daniel Carson: I don't know if I like this. Xtreme has proven himself to be capable of anything in this tournament. Keeping him in is dangerous to everyone

Terry Carter: Maybe, but that guy knows exactly what he's doing, and you heard him laughing? He loves his job. Can't blame a guy for that

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{In Rymiel's office Omen stands next to the boss and swears as he sees Xtreme win.}

Omen: Dammit Rymiel, why did you stop me from interfering?? This is a hardcore rules match! He burned me!!!!

{Omen wears heavy gauze around most of his face and some of his neck}

Rymiel: All things in time my friend. All things in time. Trust me

Omen: That's not something that comes easily Rymiel, I had read the history......

Rymiel: Well then it's your choice Omen. I just hope you pick the right decision

{Omen growls and storms out of the room, Rymiel smirks and sits back down in his chair}

Rymiel: This should be good........

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Daniel Carson: We're up to the final match in our first round! Killer Bee, who took virtually everything Josh Reetz had last week, and our current unbeatable Stronghold Champion, Rush Man

Terry Carter: This should be good, but I think KB has the advantage here. Rush is so use to having a cage by now, this is foreign land

Daniel Carson: I hadn't thought about that but you may be right

Match 8. Hardkore Match. Killer Bee Vs. Rush Man

{"Points of Authority", by Linkin Park hits, and the crowd starts to boo loudly as Killer Bee walks out onto the stage. He smirks and flicks off the crowd, spitting on a few of them, and challenging others to try anything. The security is busy keeping overzealous fans from accepting the offer. KB calmly walks down to the ring and then climbs in, walking over to his turnbuckle and relaxing.}

Daniel Carson: The fans truly ditest this man

Terry Carter: That's only because their idiots Daniel

{"California Love", by Dr. Dre and Tupac hits the sound system. The Stronghold Champion Rush Man steps out as the sound screeching tires and roaring engines are heard in the background. Rush smiles and recieves quite a warm welcome from the crowd . He smiles and sprints to the ring, rolling inside and up to his feet.}

Daniel Carson: It's David and Goliath in the ring

Terry Carter: Rush is badly outsized. KB stands almost two feet taller than him

Daniel Carson: Maybe we'll see an old fashioned Karselis Effect, a giant killer

Terry Carter: Doubt it

The match starts with KB taking Rush by surprise with a running knee strike to the back. Rush is thrown into the ropes, and sent backwards into KB's waiting arms and up into a german suplex! KB stays on Rush and pulls him up from the ground, Rush unloads a volley of punches into KB's abdomen. Bee is stunned for just a moment, and Rush grabs him, hitting a surprising belly-to-belly flip suplex! KB jumps to his feet, equally surprised. Rush screams and challenges him to come in again. The fans are shocked, then cheer for Rush as he so violently demands KB's attack.

Killer Bee doesn't like to disappoint and wades in, swinging his huge arms. Rush ducks and dodges most of them, but one haymaker get's through and rocks the smaller champion, spinning him around and into the corner. KB walks over and mounts the first rope, raising a first into the air and punching Rush in the head one, twice, three, four, five, the crowd chants with each punch, six, seven, eight, nine..... he pauses for the final punch, Rush adjusts his arms and jumps out from the turnbuckle, carrying KB down in a hard powerbomb!!!!!!!!

Daniel Carson: What did they do to Rush Man?? He's like the bionic wrestler all of a sudden!!!!!

Terry Carter: Geez.....

Rush staggers back and rests on the ropes, watching KB as he starts to get to his feet again. Rush get's a hard run going and then slides under KB's clotheslines and between his legs. Rush leaps up and grabs KB by the head, bringing him down in an edge-o-matic! Rush get's to his feet and jumps up, raking his feet across both sides of KB's face. Rush jumps out of the ring and grabs a trash can lid, returning to the ring. He waits for KB, but the Bee explodes from the canvas and clothesline's Rush to the mat. KB grabs Rush by the hair and pulls him to his feet. KB hooks the Stronghold Champion up, and hits a stalling brainbuster!!

Daniel Carson: That'll mess up you memory

Terry Carter: Not like getting a Golden Gauntlet through the announce table thought

Daniel Carson: True

Killer Bee is back on his feet and he pulls Rush to his feet, hooking him up and hitting a hard tiger suplex! Rush flops onto the mat like a boneless slab of meat. Killer Bee picks up the dropped trash can lid and tests it against his knee a few times. Satisfied, he turns to hit Rush, but Rush Man isn't there. Just then he recieves a hard kick from below, right into the jaw! KB staggers back and Rush get's a running start and grabs KB in a bulldog headlock, he runs up the turnbuckle, then bulldogs KB onto the ring ropes!!!! KB is thrown onto his back roughly, and Rush (who landed on the apron), vaults back over the ropes with a guillotine legdrop right across KB's throat.

Rush pulls KB to his feet and whips him into the ropes, leaping up and hitting a hurricarana. Rush dashes to one corner and mounts the turnbuckle. He takes aim and jumps, slamming home a perfect senton bomb right across the newcomer's chest! Rush covers Killer Bee, 1............................ 2.................. kickout!!

Daniel Carson: Rush is pulling out all the stops

Terry Carter: Rush has alwasy been one to go after the best. Wether it's the title or HardKore. This is no different

Rush grabs the lid and smashes it over KB's forehead, staggering the big man into the ropes. Rush get's a charges and clotheslines KB, both of them fall over the top and to the outside. Rush is the first to get up and quickly moves over to the weapons, getting the wooden boken sword. KB get's to his feet and turns, right into a hard swat with the dulled edge! KB is sent sailing backwards into the security barricade. Rush smiles and twirls the weapon like a master, then charges with the blade held high overhead.

KB catches Rush's arms and rolls onto his back, monkey flipping him through the air and into a pile of what was once the spanish announcers table! KB walks over and kicks the weapon out of Rush's hands. Rush get's up and throws a punch, but KB catches it and starts squeezing! Rush yelps and tries to free himself, but can't. Finally Rush takes a deep breath and jumps, sending both heels slamming into KB's mid-thigh! Both legs seize up and Killer Bee screams in pain as he falls over, unable to hold his balance. Rush grabs a steel; chair and smashes it down over KB's head. Once more Rush pins, 1..................................... 2................................................. Kickout!!!!!

Daniel Carson: This one was almost over!

Rush backs up, and waits. KB starts to get up, he reaches his feet and sees Rush. The Stronghold Champ smiles and charges, but he leaps onto the ring apron, then off again, catching Killer Bee for a hurricarana, but Rush hangs there, unable to get the force required. KB flips Rush back into place, then hits The String (Super Snap Powerbomb 01)!!!! KB drops and pins, 1................................ 2................................. kickout!!!!

Daniel Carson: Another close one

KB is in shock and just glares at the referee. Finally he grabs Rush by the hair and rolls him into the ring. He tosses Rush into the turnbuckle and stuns the dazed man with a hard uppercut. Soon both are standing at the top, and KB positions Rush for his finisher, from the top rope! The fans are booing loudly, and KIller Bee flicks them off, then jumps into the air and hits a second The Sting (Super Powerbomb) off the turnbuckle and onto the mat!! Killer Bee pins, 1.................................. 2..................................... kickout!!!

Terry Carter: NO WAY!

KB swears and pins again, this time propping his legs up on the ropes, 1................................ 2......................................... Rush tries to kick out, but the weight is too much...... 3...........................................................

Announcer: Winner at 8:11, Killer Bee!!

{KB quickly leaves the ring as Rush just sits there, swearing and arguing with the referee. Bee makes his way into the back ignoring the fans and everything else.}

Daniel Carson: That was a cheap win

Terry Carter: What did I tell you about wiinning Daniel?

Daniel Carson: Winning is winning

Terry Carter: No matter how you do it, yes

Daniel Carson: Well that concludes the first round of the tournament. And god Terry, did we see some great matches! I can't wait to see what we're going to see in the second rou....

{"Leader of Men", by Nickelback hits and the Arena-Screen comes to life. Once more Rymiel is sitting in his office.}

Rymiel: Evening all, I've had Mr. Mardo mark up the matches for the quarter-finals. Mr. Mardo.....

{Keith presses a button and all the distant screens around the arena change to the updated KOR brackets. Each one with a a style of match under the wrestlers names.}

Rymiel: I treat my fans well, celebrate everyone. You won't see another show like this for another year! Here's the card for round 2!

Mr. Electricity Vs. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson. Table Match
Big Daddy Cain Vs. Ogre. TLC Match
Jeff Martin Vs. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski. Ladder Match
Xtreme Vs. Killer Bee. Glass Match

Rymiel: Enjoy.....

{And the screen fades out leaving just the new brackets}

Daniel Carson: I think Rymiel's lost it! This is gonna injure every one of his superstars

Terry Carter: But it'll be one hell of a anniversary!

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Daniel Carson: Well I guess we're into the quarter finals now. These matches almost certainly promise to be more dangerous and damaging than the earlier ones.

Terry Carter: That's what I like to hear!

Match 9. Table Match. Mr. Electricity Vs. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson

{"Hit the lights", enters the sound system for the second time this night as Mr. Electricity walks out. His face is bruised and blood is still crusted around his mouth and nose. Despite this Mr. E comes out as energetically enthusiastic as every before. He charges down to the ring and turns to the stage, screaming for Tim Lawson to get out there.}

{"Pollution", by Limp Bizkit hits, and Tim Lawson staggers out. He raises his arms to the crowd, and quickly makes his way down to the ring. The moment he rolls under the ropes Mr. Electricity is on him, stomping away.}

Daniel Carson: And this starts the quarter finals!

Mr. E takes the early advantage, stomping the life out of Tim Lawson, and forcing the Bad Influence to roll out of the ring again. Mr. E leaps over the ropes and comes down in front of Lawson. E kicks him in the stomach and drills Lawson with a capture suplex onto the remaining mangled chairs and various weapons. Mr. E grabs Lawson and rolls him back into the ring. Tim takes a moment to stand up, and drops into a toe hold just in time to catch Mr. Electricity's charge and send him facefirst into the mat! Mr. E screams and thrashes as his nose is smashed into the ring.

Terry Carter: Damn man, a broken nose is one of the most painful things in the world

Daniel Carson: I know, Mr. E is fighting through alot of pain right now

E get's to his feet and takes a wild swing at Lawson who ducks and lifts E up, hitting an atomic drop. Lawson grabs Mr. E from behind and hits a sleeper drop! Lawson goes for the quick pin, 1...................... 2....... kickout!!

Lawson jumps off E, and get's a running start into the ropes. Mr. Electricity starts to get up when Lawson charges back in with a dropkick to the knee, and sends the Electric One crashing back down onto his back. Lawson places one foot on Mr. E's face, and holds onto the ropes, using them to help him press down. Mr. E screams again and tears away from Lawson. Fresh blood running from his nose. Lawson fires off a number of punches, but Mr. E blocks the last one, and lunges, headbutting Lawson hard. Tim is sent back several steps and Mr. E grapples him and hits a vertical suplex.

Daniel Carson: So far this is pretty equal, it'll be interesting to see how our card changes as time goes on

Mr. Electricity doesn't give Tim a moment of respite, and lifts him again, this time into a brainbuster position. Mr. E walks alittle around the ring, then jumps and pancakes Tim Lawson!! Mr. E hops up and roars to the crowd throwing his arms back. He grabs Lawson and throws him headfirst into the turnbuckle, Lawson slips between pads and slams, shoulder first, into the turnbuckle post. As Lawson hangs there in pain, Mr. E leaves the ring and collects a table from beneath. He slides it into the ring, then follows it in and sets the table up in the center. He turns to face Lawson, and suddenly get's speared as Lawson fires off the turnbuckle!

Terry Carter: Flying Spear!!!

The table aside, but still upright as Lawson hits Mr. E. But Tim is back on his feet and he pauses a moment before dropping a knee into Mr. E's chest. Then a second. Lawson turns and climbs a nearby turnbuckle. Mr. E struggles to stand, using the table to steady himself. Lawson leaps with a double axe handle, Mr. E flips the table up, sending it crashing into Lawson's face!! The Bad Influence drops to the mat and the table now has a small dent in it's surface. Mr. E smiles and grabs Lawson, sending him into the opposite ropes, and clotheslining him.

Mr. E grabs Lawson and pulls him to his feet again, this time whipping him into a nearby turnbuckle. Lawson hits and is rebounded back up, right into a waiting arm from Mr. E which introduces him to the canvas again. Mr. E grabs the table and readjusts it's position. He grabs Lawson and rolls him onto it. Mr. E moves over to the turnbuckle and climbs up, preparing for a moonsault! Lawson rolls off the table and pushes it out of the way as Mr. E takes flight. The Electric One finds nothing but canvas for his crash landing.

Daniel Carson: Already the table is in play

Terry Carter: Well these guys did already go through a match. They're not exactly fresh

Lawson walks over and drops an elbow into the back of Mr. E's head, once more smashing his face into the mat. The Bad Influence takes a moment to relax and recover. But it's interrupted as Mr. E screams and charges. Mr. E leaps into the air for a calf kick, but Lawson ducks aside, and Mr. E misses, hitting the turnbuckle. E turns around, right into Lawson and the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreacker), but Mr. E throws him forward into the ropes before he can execute the move!! Lawson's returns is met by a farewell slam! Mr. E get's the table set once more and grabs Lawson. But Tim sucker punches Mr. E in the face and causes him to release. Lawson cocks his arm back and hits a hard fury punch to the broken nose, then a second, a third, and a fourth! Mr. E stumbles and falls into a corner.

Lawson backs up and signals for a bronco buster, then stops and shakes his head saying, 'No, that's gay'. Instead Lawson grabs the table and slides it across alittle. He kicks Mr. E in the chest a couple times before lifting him. Lawson hoists Mr. E to the top of the turnbuckle, and climbs up as well. He signals for a superplex, and looks backwards, the table IS within range. He hooks Mr. E, and starts, but E locks a foot under the turnbuckle restraint! Lawson tries again, but can't get him to go.

Daniel Carson: Mr. E's got his foot locked! Lawson's not going to get him off like that

Terry Carter: NO, but Lawson may have to be worried....

Indeed, Mr. E roars and succeeds where Jordan Garski didn't, and throws both himself and Lawson off the top turnbuckle and down onto the outside in a superplex!!! Once more the crowd is chanting! Both men lay on the mat unmoving.

Daniel Carson: That's enough to put most anyone down

Terry Carter: But this isn't a hardkore match. They can be counted out now

Daniel Carson: Very true, but I don't know if either of them are capable of moving

The referee comes out and checks on both men, then starts the ten count 1................... 2.................... 3...................... 4........................ 5...................... Mr. E starts to get up...... 6........................ 7..... Lawson starts to get to his feet................. 8......................................... both men are unsteady, but on their feet. Mr. E takes a swing at Lawson, who ducks, and once again picks Mr. E up for an atomic drop, but instead he charges the ringpost and sends Mr. E's gonads to a swift meeting with modern day steel. E drops to the floor in pain, and Lawson rolls back into the ring. Immediately Lawson falls onto the mat. Mr. E takes a 9 count before he can get into the ring.

Mr. E grabs Lawson by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Once again Lawson exploits that busted nose and rams his forehead into E's face, causing the hardcore warrior to stumbles and cry out in pain. Lawson unleashes a swift boot, then hits the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!!!!! Lawson and Mr. E remain on the mat, both men breathing heavy. It's Lawson who starts to move first, he drapes an arm over Mr. E - but the referee reminds him this is a table match. Lawson sighs and slumps, drained.

Daniel Carson: These young men are fighting their hearts out for us

Lawson get's to his feet unsteadily, and pulls Mr. E to his feet after two failed attempts. Lawson rolls Mr. E onto the table and starts climbing the turnbuckle. He pauses at the top and looks out at the crowd. Then flips off in a moonsault, but as he archs he changes into a frog splash as well..... and comes crashing down onto Mr. Electricity and the table, smashing it!!!!!!!

Announcer: Winner at 6:40, "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!!!

{The crowd is going crazy as Lawson rolls outside the ring and drops to the floor. Extra referee's come down to help carry both Mr. E and Lawson backstage again.}

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{The scene changes to Arch D'Lux and Bates Masterson, two of the wrestlers that weren't drawn for the tournament. Both men are sitting in lounge chairs under sun lamps. Behinds them a cheap tropical beach backdrop hangs. Each of them have some sunscreen on their noses, each wearing a brightly colored hawaiian shirt. The camera slowly moves back to show each one with their feet submerged in a kiddy pool of water. A few goldfish silently suffer in the pool water as they swim around.}

Arch D'Lux: See?! Just like being there

Bates Masterson: This is smooth

{Both men relax alittle when the door opens. Brian Johnson walks in}

Brian Johnson: Hey guys

Bates Masterson: Hey Brian, pull up a pool, catch some rays

Brian Johnson: No thanks guys, I just wanted to get your thoughts on being left out of the tournament

Arch D'Lux: Eh, no hard feelings. I'd rather be here anyway!

Bates Masterson: Yeah. Hell Brian, everyone knew that some names wouldn't be drawn

Brian Johnson: Then why are you two here?

{Both men stop basking at look at each other}

Bates Masterson: Are you accusing us of something?

Brian Johnson: I just figure you would have left is you weren't needed

Bates Masterson: Johnson, you've NEVER been needed. You haven't left. Get lost prick.....

{Johnson just shrugs and leaves}

Bates Masterson: Can you believe that? Accusing us, prick.....

Arch D'Lux: Hey, you know what's really cool?

Bates Masterson: What

Arch D'Lux: These little umbrella drinks

{Arch whistles and Insatia walks over in a bikini. She hands them each a drink and walks off}

Bates Masterson: I don't know, these things look alittle pansy

Arch D'Lux: Yeah I know, but we're protected from pansy-ness

Bates Masterson: How do you figure?

Arch D'Lux: .... cuz we're man-pretty

{Bates laughs and raises his drink}

Bates Masterson: Here's to being Man-Pretty

Arch D'Lux: MAN-PRETTY!!!

{The camera fades out as both men continue chilling in the imitation beach.}

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Daniel Carson: Those two require some help

Terry Carter: Wow, that looked awesome! Just like being there, but a fraction of the price!

Daniel Carson: Maybe, but we're stuck out here calling the show

Terry Carter: This next one should be interesting. I give the edge to Ogre. He dominated Shiro, but BDC got beat up alittle by Immortal

Daniel Carson: Maybe, but don't underestimate BDC. He was in the TLC match with HardKore some time back. If I remember correctly that was a true war

Terry Carter: I had forgotten that.....

Match 10. Tables/Ladders/Chairs Match. Big Daddy Cain Vs. Ogre

{"Crush 'Em", by Megadeath runs rapant through the speakers and once again the mighty Harley Heavy Ryder roars to life like a prehistoric beast and rumbles down the rampway to the ring. Big Daddy Cain slides off and rolls into the ring. Already there's a number of chairs, and tables stacked around the ring. Cain smirks at them and takes a chair, unfolding it and taking a seat.}

Daniel Carson: BDC does seem comfortable here

Terry Carter: Yeah, but he shouldn't be too comfy, Ogre's gonna be a hellish opponent for the Heavy Ryder

Daniel Carson: For once I agree with you Terry

{"Altruism", by Pox Methodic hits. And Ogre walks out, this time without Britain E. Ogre makes his way to the ring, still almost completely fresh and undamaged. Ogre climbs up the stairs and then over the top rope and into the ring. Ogre looks around and smiles, picking up a table and holding it like a chair. He turns and smiles to BDC}

The bell rings and Cain leaps to one side as Ogre huffs the table across the ring at him. The table crashed into the chair and both weapons are pushed to the outside by the force. Ogre bends to get another table, a roar snaps him back upright as Cain charges and Gore's Ogre! Ogre's body almost folds in half from the impact. Cain grabs Ogre and yanks him to his feet, lifting him up and bringing him down in a front powerslam onto the stack of chairs! Ogre holds his back and rolls off the far side. Cain starts to walk around the stack, but Ogre kicks them into Cain's leg. BDC's knee brace saves his leg, but the hit still forces him to one knee as he tries to recover.

Daniel Carson: Something tells me this is going to be much more like a Weaponmaster match than our normal Spirit ladder matches

Terry Carter: Not terribly bright, are ya Danny?

Ogre steps onto some of the chairs, pinning Cain's leg beneath. Ogre swipes a chair and smashes it down over Cain's head, laying his own. Ogre releases the leg and raises the chair again, this time Cain's hand grabs for a chair and yanks, Ogre's footing fails and he tumbles down, the chair he was holding hitting him in the face on the fall. BDC rolls to the side and pulls himself up by the ropes, nursing the injured leg. Ogre get's to his feet and throws another chair at the Heavy Ryder, but Cain brings his own chair down and deflects the missle. Ogre shoves the stack of tables out of his way and walks in towards Cain. BDC threatens with the chait, but Ogre doesn't pay it any mind and walks right into a hard chairshot to the face! Ogre recoils a moment, then one arm snaps past the chair and grabs BDC by the throat.

Ogre roars and yanks BDC off his feet, dragging the big man forward. Cain, not use to being manhandled by anyone lashes out with a swift sidekick, catching Ogre in the chest and throwing him backwards against the unstable stack of tables. Without a thought Cain roars and charges again, and Ogre sidesteps, allowing Cain to plow headlong into the tables, scattering them around the ring!

Daniel Carson: Ouch, he'll feel that one tomorrow

Terry Carter: I bet he feels it right now!

Ogre starts pulling and flinging tables away as he digs to find BDC. Finally he tosses a table aside, and a big arm shoots upwards uppercutting him. BDC leaps to his feet, and kicks Ogre, setting him up and hitting a snap powerbomb!!!!! Cain raises his arms and taunts to the audience, which roar back to him. Ogre rises from the tables like a spectre. Cain turns around and takes a huge clothesline! Ogre screams and grabs one of the tables. Cain stands up, and get's a full table smashed over his head like a chair!! Ogre grabs Cain by the shirt and rips him off the mat and to his feet. Ogre screams a few choice words, then turns and hurls BDC over the tables into the corner. Ogre steps past the toppled stack and starts pummeling BDC with viscious lefts and rights!

Cain get's some energy and comes out of the corner hard, lifting Ogre up, and spinebustering him onto the tables! Several of them crack and split as Ogre bellows in pain. Cain climbs the turnbuckle, he takes aim, and lets fly with a body splash! BDC crashes directly onto Ogre, and the tables can be heard splitting and breaking beneath the massive weight pressure. BDC quickly rolls out and grabs the ladder, bringing it into the ring. BDC walks over with the ladder and throws it at Ogre, hitting him hard in the back and knocking the englishman down again.

Daniel Carson: And now the ladder comes into play, not quite like we're use to seeing it I bet

Cain pulls the ladder off and positions it under an arm like a battering ram. Ogre starts to get up, and Cain charges in, spearing him with the top of the ladder and pushing Ogre into a corner. BDC lays the ladder down, so it forms a ramp up to Ogre's chest. Cain backs up and runs in, dropkicking the ladder and smashing it into Ogre's chest!!! Ogre collapses in the corner holding his ribs. BDC sets the ladder up and starts to climb.

Terry Carter: Well since there isn't anything hanging I can only imagine that there must be a good reason he's going up. This should be great!

Daniel Carson: Cain is showing us a very different side tonight. Using some rarely seen high risk moves

BDC gets to the top and looks down, but Ogre is already up, and he shoulder rushes the ladder, knocking it up onto two legs. BDC tries wildly to keep it balanced, but Ogre grabs the ladder and tilts it over the ropes and Cain falls off onto the outside. Ogre folds the ladder up and lifts it, waiting. Cain slowly get's up and turns to re-enter the ring, but Ogre drops the ladder over the top rope onto him. Ogre climbs out and grabs one of the tables that fell out, setting it up on the outside. He grabs Cain by the neck and throws him back into the ring. Ogre returns as well. He waits as BDC starts to stand up, then hauls him in and hits the Union Jack Hammer (Stiff Powerbomb) sending BDC over the ropes and through the table outside!!!!!!

The crowd roars loudly, but already BDC is starting to get to his feet. Ogre smiles and nods with some respect as Cain rolls back into the ring. Cain and Ogre explode into action hitting each other back and forth, back and forth, finally Cain get's the advantage with a swift knee to the gut, then a gutwrench powerbomb onto the mat. Cain pops to his feet pointing and trash talking his opponent. Cain grabs a chair and smacks it down over Ogre's back, then again. Cain tosses the chair off to one side and pulls Ogre to his feet, Cain get's a running start with Ogre, then throws him into the stack of chairs, scattering them! Cain grabs two chairs, one in each hand, and claps them together a few times.

Daniel Carson: This is the kind of action we would expect from these titans

Ogre get's to his feet and turns, just in time to get a conchairto! Ogre staggers around, deafened and battered. BDC drops both chairs, grabs Ogre by the neck and hits Aftermath (Double Chokelift Slam) onto them!! Ogre spasms and rolls away quickly. Cain sits there smiling for a moment, then he rolls outside and retrieves the ladder again. He sets it up in the center of the ring and moves over to the remaining chairs. One by one he picks through the stack throwing the broken and split ones off to the side. Finally with a few in good shape he starts setting up a pyramid, two on the bottom and one on top. Cain climbs the ladder, his back to the tables and yells for Ogre's attention.

Daniel Carson: I think he's planning something

Terry Carter: Five bucks says a super-something through the tables behind him

Daniel Carson: I'm not going to make a bet I'll lose

Terry Carter: Dammit

Ogre sees Cain and starts climbing the ladder, then halfway up he pauses. Ogre looks up and drops off the ladder quickly. Cain swears and starts to climb down, but Ogre grabs the ladder by two low rungs and lifts, toppling the ladder over, and sending BDC crashing through his own tables! The ladder continues it's fall and lands on top of BDC as well. Ogre walks on the ladder, until he's standing on it, crushing BDC beneath. Cain tries feebly to fight him off, but Ogre just starts bouncing on the ladder. After several long moments Ogre steps off and drags Cain out from under the ladder, dropping and pinning, 1....................... 2.............................. kickout!!

Terry Carter: No surprise there

Ogre doesn't seem overly surprised over and he scoops Cain up, and hauls the Heavy Ryder to his feet. Ogre calls for the end and sets him up for the Union Jack Hammer, but Cain roars and backdrops Ogre instead! Ogre jumps to his feet, only to be put down by BDC's fist. Ogre get's up again, this time Cain sends him into the ropes and them meets him with a big kick to the face. Ogre staggers back and Cain scoops up a chair, getting a running start, then cracking it over the big man's head! Ogre drops to one knee. Cain grabs the ladder and charges, the steel top slams into Ogre's skull and throws him through the ropes onto the outside! The crowd starts to cheer loudly. Cain leans on the ropes, taunting Ogre. It takes the englishman some time to recover, but soon he hears the insults and rolls back into the ring. Knocking aside a few half-hearted punches from Cain.

Daniel Carson: It's like we're back at the beginning!

Both men face off, in each others face talking shit. Finally it ends with Ogre slugging Cain in the face. Ogre grabs Cain and hits the Union Jack Hammer (Stiff Powerbomb)! But Ogre immediately scoops Cain up and starts hitting him again, Cain still fires back. Ogre catches him and hits a second Union Jack Hammer!!! Ogre roars and grabs Cain, ripping him off the mat and headbutting him hard before lifting him up and walking over to the chairs. With a scream he brings Cain crashing down into the remaining steel chairs! Ogre drops and pins, using all his weight, 1................................... 2.................................... 3....................................................

Announcer: Winner at 8:56, Ogre!!!

{The crowd cheers loudly as Ogre climbs up off Cain. Cain meanwhile is still on the ground, beaten by the viscious series of powerbombs. Ogre glances down before he turns and leaves the ring, returning to the back.}

Terry Carter: We might be seeing Garski against Ogre soon!

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{In a lockerroom backstage Jordan Garski sits on a medical bench as a doctor examines his eyes. Josh Reetz sits nearby.}

Josh Reetz: You sure your ok man?

Jordan Garski: Yeah, I'm fine now - I was just alittle scattered there at the beginning

Doctor: You really shouldn't go out there, you've got a severe concussion

Jordan Garski: Do you think I really care?? I've got work to do and a title to win. Once I do that, then I'll take a break

Doctor: You do realize your risking possible brain damage

Josh Reetz: Hey the only brain he uses aint in his skull - if ya know what I mean

Doctor: I don't care what you think, I'm a professional Mr. Reetz, and I know exactly what's at risk here

Jordan Garski: Do you know what else is at risk doctor? I get screwed out of this title everytime I get close! Not tonight, I'm not staying back here, and I'm not losing either. Tonight is my night, and if I get screwed one more time I'm riping this [ ]ing federation apart, one brick at a time!!

{Jordan slides off the bench and leaves the room. Reetz goes to follow but stops for a moment next to the doctor.}

Josh Reetz: Your probably never even use your head.......

{Reetz just laughs as he walks out, leaving a very infuriated doctor behind.}

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Daniel Carson: Well like so many other things, why am I not surprised?

Terry Carter: That the doctor is 46 year old virgin?

Daniel Carson: No you idiot, that Garski's going to compete

Terry Carter: Well he IS the Golden God you moron

Match 11. Ladder Match. Jeff Martin Vs. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski

{"Got the Life", by Korn hits and Jeff Martin walks out. He raises his hands into the air, finally getting a responce from the crowd. He claps a few times then rushes to the ring. Martin examines the ladder laying in the ring and smiles, looking up to the match-winning briefcase hanging over the ring. He climbs a turnbuckle and points to that case and then himself several times.}

{"Wait and Bleed", by Slipknot cranks through the sound system, shaking the arena as Jordan Garski walks out amid his usual glow of pyro and golden light. Jordan just makes a beeline for the ring, still not feeling 100% from earlier. He rolls into the ring and jumps at Martin, starting the match before the bell rings.}

Daniel Carson: Garski seems to want blood here

Garski tackles Jeff and starts beating his head off the mat. Jeff get's a lucky swing in and hits Garski in the side of the head, breaking the hold. Martin rolls backwards and away, holding his neck in pain. Garski doesn't wait and comes right back in, kicking Jeff Martin in the gut then hitting a powerful sweep DDT! Martin bounces off his skull and lays there holding his head.

Terry Carter: Man, these guys are all damaged goods now.....

Daniel Carson: That's the point to a King of the Ring tournament

Martin is slow getting to his feet, but Garski is prepared, and hooks Jeff up, putting him down with a massive head scissor, and tossing him into the ladder in the process. The dented ladder topples over landing on top of Jeff Martin as well. Jordan walks over and pulls Jeff out from under the wreck, then kicks him in the stomach. Jordan twists an arm around, then brings one foot up in a hard roundhouse kick to the face! Martin staggers back into a turnbuckle. Jordan charges in, but Martin steps out and lifts Garski into the air, bringing him down facefirst over the pads - sending Garski's skull ringing off the ring post! Jordan Garski staggers and falls to his knees.

Daniel Carson: That hit wasn't so hard

Terry Carter: No, but a good concussion will make that feel like a hammer blow......

Daniel Carson: Which would explain, Garski is wrestling with a severe handicap here

Martin sees this weakness and charges in, connecting with a kitchen sink - knee attack to the back of Jordan's head!!! Garski falls facefirst onto the mat. Martin circle the ring once and sets the ladder up. Wasting no time he starts to make his way up the ladder. Halfway there, and Jordan's up. As Jeff reaches the top and starts stretching for the case, Garski stagger over and climbs the ladder behind Martin. Jordan Garski turns around and grabs Jeff Martin under the arms. Just as Jeff was about to reach the case he's pulls away and off the ladder. Jordan simply falls forward, hitting the Golden Gauntlet (Insiders Edge) off the ladder!

Daniel Carson: Nice move!

Jordan Garski is on the ground as long as Jeff Martin. But when both men start to stir Jordan starts crawling for the ladder. As he's reaching it Jeff Martin grabs onto a shoe and holds on. Garski is forced to stop and turn around, stomping and kicking to get Jeff Martin off him! Jeff's hands are kicked away and Jordan leaps three rungs up on the ladder, then kicks off and twists in the air, coming down on a short legdrop to the back of Martin's head! Jeff Martin's head bounces off the mat hard and Jordan Garski makes an immediate climb for the ladder. He reaches the top and starts going for the case when he hears the crowd booing loudly. Jordan stops and looks down at Jeff, struggling to get up. He points at Jeff Martin and the crowd goes crazy. Jordan Garski switches his gaze between the case, and Martin several times. Finally he points at Martin and jumps off. Jeff Martin rolls to his back and brings his knees up just in time! Garski bounces off them and get's flung across the ring in pain.

Terry Carter: Ouch! See Jordan? NEVER listen to the fans! They're idiots

Jeff Martin is slowly getting up. He staggers over and pulls Jordan Garski up, then drives him into the mat with a straight DDT! Jordan clutches his head in pain. Martin starts kicking him in the side, then drops an elbow, then a second, finally he jumps and rams a knee into the would-be champion's ribs. Garski rolls around in pain and Jeff Martin grabs the ladder, setting it up on it's side. He grabs one of Garski's legs and feeds it through the holes in the ladder. Jeff sits down, bracing the ladder with his feet, then he leans back and pulls hard! SLAMMING Jordan's groin against the rungs of the ladder! Jeff Martin does this several times, each time seeming to take great enjoyment in it. Finally he stops and get's up again.

Daniel Carson: Is it just me or does Martin seem to be alittle unbalanced?

Terry Carter: Right now it's Garski whose going to be lopsided

Martin stands up, and starts stomping Jordan Garski. After awhile he stops and pulls Garski up from the mat, whipping him into the ropes and catching him in a tilt-a-whirl sideslam! Martin cheers for himself as he runs to the turnbuckle and leaps to the top, he looks out over the crowd and bangs his chest a few times, then leaps performing his 6 1/4 Star Frog Splash! But as he decends Garski brings up leg straight up! Martin's head snaps back as the leg kicks him in the face, his body twists and he falls hard, rolling away from the site of impact!!! Jordan get's to his feet a moment later and uses the ropes to steady himself, shaking the cobwebs clear.

Jordan walks over and pulls the ladder so it rests on the ropes. He grabs Jeff Martin and drags him over, laying him on the ladder. Jordan Garski walks over to the turnbuckle, pointing at end of the ladder that's up in the air.

Daniel Carson: I know I've said this a hundred times tonight, but what the hell is he planning

Terry Carter: Heh, I think I know

Jordan leaps off and grabs the ladder as he falls to the outside, the force flips the other up and catapults Jeff Martin through the air! Martin flies over the first two rows of fans and crashes through the third and fourth rows!! Jordan laughs as he jumps onto the security barricade, looking down at what resembles a plane wreck. The fans - that weren't hit - are surrounding both men, some are helping Jeff Martin to his feet. Jeff turns and staggers back towards the ring, right into a missle dropkick from Garski! Martin is flung backwards into some fans, that throw him forward, sending him over the barricade!

Daniel Carson: Even the fans are violent tonight

Jordan Garski walks to the barricade and hops over, grabbing his opponent by the hair and rolls him into the ring. Jordan drags him out to the center, and kicks him once in the gut, lifting Jeff Martin up and hitting The Golden Gauntlet (Insiders Edge)!! Jordan leaves him on the mat and retrieves the ladder. He turns and sets the ladder up on top of Jeff Martin, pinning him to the mat. Jordan Garski starts climbing, he reaches the top and starts reaching for the briefcase. Jeff Martin is awake again and starts to shake the ladder violently, unable to get out from under it. Garski wobbles, but fights to stay on. Finally he leaps and grabs the briefcase as the ladder falls away! Garski is left hanging from the briefcase, Jeff Martin get's to his feet and grins, looking upward like a wolf.

Daniel Carson: If Jordan doesn't bring that case down with him, then this match starts all over

Terry Carter: Sweet.....

Jordan swings, pulling, but the case isn't moving. Finally he pulls himself up and kicks the hook, knocking the case off. Garski starts to freefall, and as he nears the ring the ladder swings from left field and cracks Jordan in the head, dropping him to the mat unconcsious!!! Jeff Martin smiles and drops the ladder, leaving the ring.

Announcer: Winner at 13:45, "The Golden God" Jordan Garski!!!

Daniel Carson: If Garsi makes it to the finals he's going to be in alot of trouble. That headshot didn't help the concussion any

Terry Carter: I hope for it anyway, you know I like injury

Daniel Carson: I'm well aware

Match 12. Glass Match. Xtreme Vs. KillerBee

Daniel Carson: This match is going to work like a table match. First one to break a pane of glass over the other one wins

Terry Carter: Nice, broken glass hehehehehe

{"Guess who's back?" blares through the speakers as Kid Rock's, "Cocky" hits the sound system with a shaking roar. Xtreme bursts through the curtains quickly. Despite the injury he took Xtreme walks out, bandaged and bleeding, but seeming unphased. He makes his way to the ring and rolls inside. Walking over and picking up one of the panes of glass, inspecting it.}

{"Points of Authority", by Linkin Park hits, and Killer Bee comes walking out. Seeming quite fresh from his match against Rush Man. Killer Bee runs down and slides into the ring. He watches Xtreme and starts insulting him.}

The bell rings, Xtreme spins and smashes the pane of glass over KB's head!!!!!

Announcer: Winner at 0:01.... Xtreme!

{KB staggers from the shot, then his head snaps up. Xtreme laughs and hops out of the ring leaving Killer Bee standing there fuming angry. KB starts kicking the ropes and pounding on the turnbuckles, screaming at the referee who cowers into a corner. Killer Bee climbs a turnbuckle and get's a microphone.}

Killer Bee: Hey!! Xtreme... you want to win like a pussy?! That's fine, but I swear I'm going to break you!! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!

{KB spikes the microphone and causes it to break, still steaming mad. Xtreme stops on the rampway and looks back to the ring. He smiles and get's a mic as well.}

Xtreme: Hey, normally - I'd kick your ass 8 shades of purple. Tonight, heh, tonight I have a title to win. So sit back, shut up, and be thankful you can still walk!!

{Xtreme turns and leaves, into the back. KB screams and points at the curtain. The referee comes over and tries to get him to move, KB turns and punches the referee in the chest, then whips him into the ropes, catches him in a powerbomb position, spins and hits The Sting (Super Snap Powerbomb 01) out over the top rope!!!!! "Points of Authority" hits again, and KB get's out of the ring stalking up the rampway. Several fans cheer for him and reach out. He grabs one of their arms and twists it until the kid screans and his arm goes limp!}

Daniel Carson: He just broke that kids arm!!!

Terry Carter: This guy is awesome! I need to join his fan club

Daniel Carson: Apparantly he breaks his fans' arms

Terry Carter: ....... I'll admire from a distance then......

Daniel Carson: That leaves us with the semi finals now. Ogre will be facing Tim Lawson. And Jordan Garski against Xtreme. It should be very interesting.......

{Once again the Arena-screen comes to life. Rymiel is building a card pyramid. He smiles and waves to Keith. Keith clicks a button and the screens around the arena become hazy, then clear.}

Semi-Finals
"Bad Influence" Tim Lawson Vs. Ogre. Barbed Wire Match.
"The Golden God" Jordan Garski Vs. Xtreme. Cage Match.

{The crowd roars for the gimmick matches. Rymiel smiles around the pyramid and nods, then the screen turns off.}

Terry Carter: Yes! More bloodshed for the thirsty!

Daniel Carson: I think Rymiel might be losing it

Terry Carter: Well he's not as far gone as Seth Winters

Daniel Carson: Thank god, you'd have to be a psycho just to work for that man

Match 13. Barbed Wire Match. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson Vs. Ogre

{"Pollution", by Limp Bizkit hits, and once more Tim Lawson staggers out for the crowd. He hobbles down to the ring and climbs inside - the stagehands are still putting the barbed wire up. Tim walks over and sits on a turnbuckle, still clearly in rough shape. He takes a rest waiting for his opponent.}

{"Altruism", by Pox Methodic starts, and everyone looks to the entranceway. Ogre steps out, a smile on his face as he starts to walk down towards the ring. Ogre doesn't seem to be doing that badly as he climbs the stairs and gets into the ring. The stagehands finish the barbed wire after Ogre is in and leave the area.}

The bell rings and Lawson just looks uphappy as Ogre starts toward him. But when the big man get's close Lawson leaps off with a flying clothesline, Ogre is sent stumbling backwards, but stops himself before the barbed wire. Lawson presses the attack, swinging with everything he has to try and get rid of the gigantic beast in front of him.

Daniel Carson: Lawson looks liike he's on his last legs here

Terry Carter: He will be if Ogre get's ahold of him

Lawson battles, pushing Ogre back, but when Ogre's back hits the barbedwire, Ogre catches a first and punches Lawson, laying him out. Ogre walks over and grabs Lawson, picking him up off the ground in a military press. Ogre parades around the ring, pumping Lawson up and down, then he turns and throws the Bad Influence onto the barbedwire! Lawson twists and falls off to the outside, his shirt ripped as he holds his stomach.

Ogre carefully steps over the barbed wire and drops to the outside. He grabs Lawson by the hair and whips hims headfrist into the turnbuckle post. Lawson bounces off and staggers around a bit, he's just about to fall when Ogre grabs him by the neck, hitting a hard chokeslam on the outside. Lawson just lays there. Ogre picks him up again and rolls him into the ring under the barbedwire. Ogre himself walks up the stairs and steps over the barbedwire, but just as he's stepping, Lawson kicks the top wire and pushes it upwards!! Ogre leaps like a ballarina to avoid the jutting spikes to his jewels. Lawson, seeing his tactic fail, backs up to a corner. Ogre comes in like a storm and spears him against that pad, then turns and whips Lawson away full force. But Ogre doesn't release, he pulls him back again and clotheslines him!!! Sending Lawson skidding across the floor.

Daniel Carson: Dear god that was brutal

Terry Carter: Ugh, that was

Ogre grabs Lawson and throws him into the ropes, Lawson screams as he hits them and becomes entangled. Ogre smiles and walks over, chopping him across the chest as Lawson's arms and back are getting shredded. Ogre pauses a Lawson explodes from the wire, uppercutting Ogre, then roundhousing him in the ribs time and time again. Lawson ends it with a jumping neckbreaker!! Ogre lays on the mat stunned and Lawson sees his opportunity. He leaps up the turnbuckle and jumps off, aiming for a double knee drop, byt Ogre moves! Lawson hits hard and crashes. Ogre takes a moment to get back to his feet, but once he's there he grabs Lawson once more and pulls him off the canvas. Lawson isn't home as Ogre grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him onto the barbed wire!!! Ogre pulls Lawson off and whips hims across the ring, but Lawson holds onto Ogre's hand, and reverses. Ogre flies over and goes right through the barbedwire crashing to the outside!! Ogre slowly get's up, Lawson gets a running start and leaps clobbering Ogre with a flying cross body and throwing him into the security barricade. Lawson starts punching Ogre in the kisser, then grabs Ogre by the head and leads him over to the stairs, slamming him into them. Lawson jumps onto the ring apron, and drops an elbow onto Ogre's neck on the stairs, then again.

Ogre pushes off and stumbles alittle, Lawson catches him and rolls him back into the ring. Lawson jumps up and walks through the empty section. Ogre get's to his feet and turns to face Lawson, who lashes out with a hard kick, but Ogre blocks it and spins, throwing Lawson across the ring. Ogre roars and charges forward, but Lawson lifts himself off the turnbuckle and rolls over Ogre. The big turns and grabs Lawson from behind, hitting a Cannon-ball Buster! Lawson bounces off the mat and lays there. Ogre swears and checks himself, he's bleeding from a few small cuts. He grabs Lawson walks over, pressing him down onto the wires! Lawson struggles and fights, but it's not use against Ogre's strength. Ogre finally releases and Lawson falls backwards bleeding.

Daniel Carson: Is this more your style Terry?

Terry Carter: Yup!

Ogre turns away and signals for his finisher. He turns around and Rush Man is standing there. Ogre looks surprised, and even more so as Rush starts to trash talk the big man. Ogre tries to push the Stronghold Champion away, but Rush just darts back in. Ogre can't seem to get past his former partner, and so he clocks Rush! Sending Rush tumbling into a the barbedwire!! Rush screams something at Ogre and get's his attention, just then Ogre is catapulted forward as Omen hits him from behind! Ogre spins around, right into a jumping clothesline that levels him. Ogre get's up once more, and takes a second clothesline. Omen challenges and both men ties up, trying to overpower each other. Ogre bears down and Omen drops to one knee. Then Omen drops to the other, overpowered by the massive englishman. Suddenly Rush runs up Omen's back and jumps off the shoulder, connecting with a hard knee to the face! Ogre staggers and Omen hits a hard powerslam! Omen and Rush both kick Ogre in the gut, then lift and hit a double Terminal Velocity (Impaler DDT/Edgecution)!!! Omen pulls Ogre to his feet, and Rush get's Lawson off the ropes. Ogre wobbles and Lawson looks at those two. Lawson kicks Ogre and hits the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker) an pins, 1............................ 2.................................. 3............................................

Announcer: Winner at 6:27, "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson

{Rush and Omen both smile and pat Lawson on the shoulder. But Lawson shoves them away and flicks Omen off, hitting the Dirty Deed on him as well!!! Rush takes off his title belt and swings as Lawson stands up, but the Bad Influence ducks that as well, and catches Rush from behind, hitting a Full Nelson Driver on the Stronghold Champion!! Lawson pops to his feet trash talking both men. He looks to Ogre and then to them, then just shakes his head and leaves the ring. Heading up the rampway into the back apparantly quite pissed off.}

Daniel Carson: I don't think Lawson wanted to win that way

Terry Carter: Then he shouldn't have taken the pinfal

Daniel Carson: You do have a point, but who'se to say in a match when both were 100% Lawson might not win?

Terry Carter: Who cares?! I don't give a damn what might happen, it's what HAS happened that matters

Daniel Carson: I'm just looking at the possibilities.....

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{We're back at the makeshift beach. Bates Masterson, Arch D'Lux, and Chris Moore are now all lounging in the fake sunlight. Chris Moore has a pair of high price sunglasses on as well.}

Bates Masterson: This is so much better than getting beat to hell, especially for Rymiel's amusement

Arch D'Lux: Indeed

Chris Moore: I still wish I was in the tournament

Bates Masterson: I admit it sucks. I've been here since the beginning! And what do I get on our one year anniversary? Nothing. But hey, if ya hafta do nothing - this is the best way to do it

Chris Moore: I can't argue with that

Arch D'Lux: So who are you guys rooting for?

Chris Moore: Well not Ogre, or Shiro, that's for damn sure. And HardKore's not in it - so I really don't care

Bates Masterson: Neither do I, besides - the way I see it. Let them do all the dirty work - then on Deathmatch I can come in and take it.

{Bates grins}

Bates Masterson: Win the belt in one match.... or 4 matches..... gee I wonder

{Arch laughs}

Arch D'Lux: Ahh well, I don't care. This whole wrestling thing is terribly stressful, I think I'm gonna stay here forever

Chris Moore: Well ya can't do that

Arch D'Lux: Why not??

Chris Moore: Too long under these things will give ya skin cancer, it'll get discolored and turn patchy

{Arch looks at Chris in terror}

Bates Masterson: Yeah, then when ya get old it turns into dark spots, and it can grow. Makes people really ugly

{Arch looks like a small child that was just told the boogeyman lives under his bed}

Arch D'Lux: .... how long?....

Chris Moore: Don't know, that's the kicker, you can never tell until it's too late

{Arch jumps up and rushes off}

Arch D'Lux: Uh.... I'll be right back!

{Arch disappears, and in the background his cries for Insatia can be heard. Bates and Chris both laugh}

Bates Masterson: Nice guy, but he needs to toughen up some

Chris Moore: Eh, see if I care. Hey, hand me one of them drinks again

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Daniel Carson: It seems Arch and Bates are recruiting

Terry Carter: Well there were alot of wrestlers that didn't get placed in the tournament, they need somewhere to go

Match 14. Cage Match. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski Vs. Xtreme

{"Wait and Bleed", by Slipknot hits and Jordan doesn't appear. After a few long moments he steps out from the curtain to a thunderous cheer. Jordan makes his way down to the ring and slides inside, while the cage is slowly being lowered. Jordan stands there waiting, his gaze still alittle vacant.}

"Guess who's back?" blares through the speakers as Kid Rock's, "Cocky" hits the sound system with a shaking roar. Xtreme bursts through the curtain and charges the ring. Halfway down an arm clotheslines him!}

Daniel Carson: What the hell??

{Rush and Omen leap over the guard rail and start pummeling Xtreme. Omen holds him while Rush batters him with boots and fists. Omen finishes it with a full nelson slam! Xtreme jumps to his feet and kicks Rush in the face, then tackles Omen, both of them tumbling to the ground as they fight. Xtreme grabs a length of speaker wire and wraps it around Omen's huge neck and starts strangling him. Xtreme's laugh is cut short as a window pane is shattered over his head!! Killer Bee yanks him off and hits a fisherman suplex onto the steel rampway. KB rips Xtreme off the steel and drives him down again with a russian leg sweep! KB pulls him up again and hits a Death Valley Driver onto the rampway!!!!}

{Rush walks over and helps Omen up. Omen goes to shake hands with Killer Bee, but he clotheslines Omen!! Rush leaps in and connects with a hard back kick to the face, staggering Killer Bee. As KB turns back around Rush catches him and hits Terminal Velocity (Impaler DDT) onto the steel rampway!! Xtreme is just getting back to his feet, bleeding from one or more of the viscious attacks. Rush Man grabs him and guides him down to the ring, where he throws him through the doorway!}

The bell rings and Garski whips him into the ropes, hitting a spinning elbow strike! Xtreme pops back to his feet and Garski charges over, smashing his head into one side of the cage, then another, a third, and finally the fourth. Xtreme topples back to the mat and Jordan climbs a turnbuckle. At the top he jumps off and hits a senton bomb! Garski pulls Xtreme up one more time and hits a fast DDT. Jordan Garski starts climbing the cage. He reaches the top and looks around. Xtreme is fighting to climb the cage.

Daniel Carson: After the beating he took, he's still in this match. That's incredible

Jordan throws his leg over the edge and starts to climb down. At one point they're face to face on opposite sides. Jordan laughs and spits at Xtreme, then drops off the cage to the floor!

Announcer: Winner at 2:12, "The Golden God" Jordan Garski!!!

{Garski backs up with his arm raised, when suddenly two arms wrap around his head and neck from the crowd! Garski is lifted off his feet and drilled into the concrete floor around the fan seating as Hazard hits a Cobra Clutch suplex!!! Hazard pins quickly, and his own referee counts, 1................... 2............................. 3........................................}

Announcer: Winner, and NEW UAW Weaponmaster Champion, Hazard!!!!

{Hazard takes the belt and disappears. Garski is on his feet again surprisingly quickly. Garski takes the microphone.}

Jordan Garski: HAZARD!!!!! You keep that worthless belt!!! Tonight, the Arena Title is MINE!!! Then you and me only need one more. ONE MORE! Enjoy that shitty title bitch! I WILL BE YOUR GOLDEN GOD!!!!!

{Jordan whips the microphone off into the crowd and makes his way up the rampway with assistance.}

Daniel Carson: Just look at everything that's happened tonight. And we still have the main event left. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski and trhe "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!

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There are some people in this world that make the way easier for everyone who follows in their footsteps. People who aid those at the beginning of their journey, and people who make the impossible possible. I would like to thank the following people for helping a guy who could hardly RP, to create a E-fed that can survive a year.

Nightshade
Pelican
Tim Lawson/Seth Winters
Outcast
Chris Moore
Bear
Genecide
Hazard
Maximus

You have helped me, inspired me, and given me the ability to make the UAW what is it. Thank you.

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{Off in Rymiel's office, his card pyramid is complete. Rymiel speaks to Keith.}

Rymiel: Keith, who is it down to?

Keith Mardo: Jordan Garski and Tim Lawson, sir

Rymiel: Lawson? really?

Keith Mardo: Yup

Rymiel: Wow, I thought Ogre would have squashed him

Keith Mardo: Well if you hadn't been engrossed in your card pyramid you would have seen it all

Rymiel: I'll watch the video, hmmmmm, so just Triple G and the Bad Influence huh?

Keith Mardo: Yeah, the match is about to start

Rymiel: Ok, tell them to put a top on that cage

Keith Mardo: What?

Rymiel: This is for the ultimate prize in the UAW, it's for the Arena Championship. Let's see them earn it, and since I didn't think ahead enough for an Arena-Cage. It'll have to settle for a HELL IN A CELL........

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Daniel Carson: Above us the Cell is being assembled from the cage earlier

Terry Carter: I knew there was something odd about that cage, it was chain link, not the normal bars of a UAW cage

Daniel Carson: We're down to our final match folks, this one is the culmination of everything before it. And I have to give the edge to the Golden God. He's not injured as badly, and he has experience in the Cells. No one in this federation can forget the Hell in a Cell between Garski and Reetz 6 months ago

Terry Carter: Yeah, but Lawson's proven himself in the most bizarre matches and the most brutal

Daniel Carson: True, but I still give the edge to Garski

Terry Carter: .... yeah me too

Match 15. Arena Championship. Hell in a Cell. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson Vs. "The Golden God" Jordan Garski

{The cell is lowered around the ring and locked on. The crowd grows quiet....}

{Fire explodes from the stage as "Pollution", by Limp Bizkit hits. Tim Lawson walks out. Lawson has some bandages peeking from under the torn shirt. He runs down to the ring like a brand new man and slides through the door and under the ropes. Lawson leaps onto a turnbuckle and snags a microphone from the ring announcer.}

Tim Lawson: Whooo-waaaaaa! I'm hopped up on morphine and pain killers! LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Daniel Carson: Lawson's doing well, I think the medication has more to do with it than healing

Terry Carter: At least he isn't drunk.....

{Lawson bounces around the ring some, quite energized as the crowd roars for him. Then the lights dim, on the stage two dim bulbs flare to produce a soft gold light. Fog spreads out from the entranceway, glowing due to the lights beneath it. Suddenly "Wait and Bleed", by Slipknot hits and the "Golden God" Jordan Garski steps out onto the stage. The crowd almost blows the roof off as the lights come up and Jordan starts walking down to the ring. His eyes fixed on Lawson, game-face in place. Garski climbs into the ring and waits as the referee locks the door.}

The bell rings.

Garski and Lawson explode from their corners, catching each other in the center of the ring. Lawson get's a knee lift in and double Garski over, then strikes downward with a hard elbow! Garski flips over Lawson's leg andlays on the ground in pain, holding his head. Lawson drops and grabs Jordan by the skull, bashing it off the mat until the referee pulls him off.

Terry Carter: Lawson's taking advantage of the injury

Daniel Carson: No doubt Garski will as well

Lawson argues with the referee and come sin again, but Garski catches him with a stunning right hook, then locks onto Lawson and puts him on the mat with a back body drop. Garski stomps Lawson a few times, but the Bad Influence is right back to his feet, and continues slugging Garski back into the ropes. Lawson whips the Golden God across the ring and catches him with a spinning roundhouse kick. Garski is spun in place and topples to the ground hard. Lawson grabs him by the hair and pulls Jordan off the mat, hookinghim up and nailing clinching slam! Lawson drops a fast elbow then starts climbing the turnbuckle. He reaches the top and turns, pointing at Garski. The crowd roars, and he leaps, but misses the elbow as Jordan rolls to the side.

Daniel Carson: That would have put Jordan i a really bad place

Garski's up now, and catches Lawson as the Bad Influence is just about to reach his feet. Lawson is lifted up and dropped with a hard Fire-Thunder Driver. Garski pulls Lawson up and throws him into a turnbuckle. Garski charges in and jumps up, planting both feet in Lawson's gut, and grabbing his shoulders. The Golden God rolls backwards, pulling Lawson and tossing him with a monkey flip! Garski continuesthe backwards roll to his feet and moonsaults from the mat, landing across Lawson's body and pinning!!! 1........................... 2... kickout!!!

Terry Carter: Wow, it's like these guys haven't been hurt at all

Garski pulls Lawson off the mat and slams his head into the turnbuckle pad several times, then hoists Lawson onto the top. Garski climbs up behind him, and grabs Lawson, jumping backwards and hitting a super backdrop!!! Garski is alittle slow getting up after the impact, but is on his feet while Lawson is still laying there. Jordan waits, letting Lawson struggle to his feet. Jordan charges in and jumps for a bulldog, but Lawson shoves him off in the air! Garski is thrown into the turnbuckle headfirst, and bounces backwards into the waiting arms of the Bad Influence. Tim roars and throws Garski with a huge dragon suplex!!!!!

Daniel Carson: Very few things can break a spirit....

Terry Carter: or a neck!

Daniel Carson:.... like a dragon suplex

Tim Lawson climbs a turnbuckle and waits. The Golden God get's to his feet and turns, just in time to be wiped out with a flying cross body, but Garski grabs Lawson's tights and rolls it over into a pinfal, 1..................................... 2......................... kickout!!!!

Daniel Carson: That was close

Jordan and Tim both get back to their feet, in the center of the ring they start to exchange punches. Back and forth they fire them off. Garski staggers Lawson with a hard uppercut, then plants with with a viscious jumping DDT! Jordan grabs Lawson as he stands and rams him headfirst into one wall of the cell. Lawson hits and rebounds back, but turns on his feet and spears Jordan Garski! Both men fight on the mat until Jordan kicks him off and catches the Bad Influence in a drop toe hold, Garski floats over and locks on an STF submission hold! Lawson struggles, and starts to pull himself towards the ropes. Garski tightens the hold, pulling back on Lawson's neck. Tim continues fighting and finally manages to grab a rope, the referee calls off the hold.

Jordan Garski grabs Lawson and whips him into the ropes, catching the challenger with a hard elbow strike, then a somersault kick. Lawson is sent staggering backwards into the turnbuckle again. Garski runs in and jumps onto Lawson, popping him in the forehead six times, then locking his head in and changing it into a tornado DDT. Lawson bounces off the mat and get's back to his feet quickly. Garski drops him with a stiff dropkick, again Lawson get's off the mat. Garski jumps with a second dropkick, but Lawson sidesteps and throws Garski onto the mat hard. Lawson takes the advantage and rips Garski off, hitting his own Fire-Thunder Driver!! Garski clutches his head!

Daniel Carson: Garski's head may be the deciding factor in this match

Lawson grabs Jordan Garski and swings him into the ropes, then stops him with a belly-to-belly suplex! Lawson pulls him up again and hits Garski with a running powerslam. Lawson calls to the audience and climbs the turnbuckle. He measures Garski and jumps off, connecting with his guillotine legdrop! Lawson pins quickly, 1............................ 2.............................. kickout!!!!!

Terry Carter: Last minute kick out by Jordan Garski

Daniel Carson: I think Malcolm's hand might have actually hit the mat for a three

Terry Carter: Not according to him

Lawson is upset and stomps around the ring some. Lawson then walks over and grabs the referee by the shirt, pointing at the door and yelling. The referee shakes his head. Lawson throws Malcolm Stains into the corner and rips the ref's shirt open, revealing the key to the lock on a heavy neckchain. Lawson rips the key free and moves over to the door, unlocking the chains and opening it. Lawson steps out and down the stairs. Inside the ring Jordan Garski crawls to follow the Bad Influence. Just as Jordan is climbing out Lawson slams the door back on Garski's head! Lawson turns and grabs the side of the cell, and starts climbing to the top.

Daniel Carson: Why does every wrestler need to go to the top of the cell?

Terry Carter: It's the best way to get the crowd chanting Holy Shit

Daniel Carson: Ahhhhh

Lawson makes it to the top and looks out over the crowd, raising both arms into the air. Jordan Garski crawls out and slowly starts climbing up the side of the cage. After almost a minute the Golden God reaches the top and rolls over onto it. Just then Lawson kicks him in the side, and Garski falls off the cage! Crashing onto the floor twenty feet below!!!!

Daniel Carson: I don't know if he'll be able to get up from that one

Terry Carter: He better, or this is the most boring HiaC match ever

Lawson sits down on top of the cell, letting his legs dangle over like a kid sitting on a dock. Down below it takes Garski a long time before he starts to gets up, and once he does he goes right back to the cell, and starts climbing. This time Lawson backs up and allows Garski to get to his feet. The Golden God is bleeding from the side of his head where it hit the concrete floor. Both men stare at each other, thenGarski just falls facefirst onto the cell!

Daniel Carson: I think the Golden God is out of gas

Terry Carter: So would Lawson, but he's hopped up on morphine! He can't feel a thing

Lawson walks over and lifts Jordan, but Garski's ploy works and he uppercuts Lawson, then drives the Bad Influence's head onto one of the support beams. Lawson's skull bounces off, and Garski leaps onto his back, bringing him down in a reverse DDT onto the chain link. Garski stands up and gets a few feet higher on one of the supports, then jumps and drops an elbow on Lawson! Garski is back up, and hits another low elboe drop.

Garski picks Lawson up and whips him towards the center of the cell, Lawson runs, but his legs hit one of the support beams and he trips falling flat. Garski jumps onto the same beam and jumps off with another elbow drop to the back of Lawson's head. He pulls Tim off the chain link, and drills him with a fast snap suplex. Garski walks over and rips Lawson up again, planting him with an underhook backbreaker. Garski get's to his feet and pulls Lawson up as well and whips him over another post and back onto the chain link. Garski calls out to the crowd.

Daniel Carson: Looks like The Golden God is in a good position to finish this one

Jordan grabs Lawson from behind as the Bad Influence stands, then with a heave he tosses Lawson over his head and sends the challenger scraping across with a garman suplex. Lawson tumbles and slides over the edge of the cell! But one hand grabs the chain link as he falls. Lawson stops, suspended there for a moment. Then there's a loud snap, and the support clips burst, the chain link rips free from the posts and Lawson falls to the ground as the wall of the cell folds over on top of him. Garski walks over to the edge and looks down. Lawson's fall was broken by the wall, but he's struggling to get out from under it. Meanwhile Jordan stands up above and yells down to the challenger, demanding him to get up again.

Terry Carter: One wall gone, and they're still going, this is great stuff. Hey! I think Lawson's even bleeding

Daniel Carson: That's probably from his barbed wire match earlier

Terry Carter: Damn

Lawson finally crawls out from under the wall, and moves around to a new side, quickly climbing up the cell again. As he pokes his head over the top Garski swings a roundhouse kick, and Lawson is forced to duck. The second time Jordan attempts a low dropkick, but Lawson leans to one side and grabs the leg of Jordan's pants, and yanks! Garski quickly finds himself in the same position as Tim Lawson, hanging from the cell. Lawson holds on with one hand and punches Garski in the shoulder. Jordan returns the favor. After a few exchanges, Lawson lifts his legs up and wraps them around The Golden God's waist! Lawson let's go of the cage and starts choking Garski while hanging on him. Jordan struggles to keep his handhold, but the weight is too much. For a moment they seem to hang in the air before gravity takes effect and pulls them off, both men tumble down the side of the cage and land hard. Garski's head bounces off the pavement with a dull crack.

Daniel Carson: We may want to get a medical team down here

Terry Carter: Wow, you hear that? Is he still breathing?

EMT's rush down quickly and check on Garski who lays unconscious on the floor. Tim Lawson slowly claws his way to a standing position, using the cage. The EMT's start to place a neck brace on Jordan and ask him questions, but he shoves them away and falls to the ground again.

Daniel Carson: He's just not going to give up!

Jordan shoves them off, staggering in place, threating to strike any of the medical personnel that near him. He stumbles backwards and bumps into Tim Lawson. Lawson calms Garski down and starts talking to him. The microphones catch just alittle of the conversation.

Tim Lawson: You sure your ok?

Jordan Garski: Yeah..... fine

Tim Lawson: You want to finish this then?

Jordan Garski: Yeah......

Tim Lawson: Ok, meet you at the top......

{Lawson turns and starts climbing up the cage, halfway he stops and calls back}

Tim Lawson: Remember to aim for the middle-me!

{Garski slowly makes halting progress as he climbs up the cage as well}

Daniel Carson: Think Garski's seeing triple?

Terry Carter: If he is Lawson's suggestion should help

Both men are back on top of the cage, and Lawson gives Garski a moment to get to his feet. Then the battle starts again, Lawson hits a fast combo of punches, and ends it with a fisherman DDT onto the chainlink. Garski recovers slowly, and low blows Lawson, hooking him in and driving a DDT into one of the steel support pipes! Lawson holds his head in pain as he kicks on the ground. Jordan grabs him by the hair and pulls Lawson to his feet, a quick kick knocks the Bad Influence down to one knee, and then a flipping axe kick catches Lawson on the back of the head and drops him. Jordan starts looking around for something to climb and get's to the highest of the support beams, jumping off with a double legdrop onto Lawson's chest! The cage section beneath them shudders and a few small pops are heard as some of the bracings give way.

Daniel Carson: That section is beginning to collapse, they should get off it quick

Garski grabs Lawson and throws him into another beam, sending him sprawling. Garski walks off the damaged section and pulls Lawson up, setting him up and lifting him for the Golden Gauntlet (Insiders Edge), but Lawson raises his arms and rolls off Garski landing down in front of him and catching the Golden God for The Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)! Garski shoves Lawson just a step forward, then grabs him from behind and uses Hazard's Cobra Clutch Suplex!!!!! Lawson hits the weakened section and more popping is heard as it starts to give. Garski walks onto it anyway and pulls Lawson to his feet, Lawson sneaks a rabbit punch, twists and hits the Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!!!! The section beneath them gives way and both men drop into the ring below!!!! Jordan falls flat, but Lawson's feet hit the ropes and he flips backwards landing on his neck and flipping over it!! The crowd starts to roar. Garski weakly pulls himself up alittle, and pushes Lawson over, then drops the arm across him. 1................................. 2................................... Kickout!!!!!!!

Daniel Carson: HOW DID HE DO THAT?!

Terry Carter: It's the morphine, I'm telling you.....

Jordan struggles to stand, his legs weak and vision blurred. Meanwhile Lawson scraps his way up as well. Garski grabs him and throws Lawson across the ring into the opposite wall of the cell, Lawson hits hard, but Garski's screaming Spear slams both men into it at mach 3, the section breaks and the chain link splits, spitting both men to the outside!!!

Daniel Carson: They just don't make 'em like they use to

Garski is slower getting up that lawson now, and Tim takes advantage with a rough knee lift, then a piledriver onto the floor. Once more the injured brain of Garski is used against him. Lawson grabs the torn cage and pulls it away, he rolls The Golden God back inside. Lawson crawls inside as well, Garski lays on the mat as Lawson climbs the turnbuckle. Lawson get's to the top, then climbs down. He goes out through the burst wall and starts climbing to the top of the cell again. Halfway up Garski is on his feet. Jordan runs and springboards straight up off the ropes, connecting with a dropkick to Lawson's face through the cell! Lawson is thrown backwards off the cel, and flies off into the first row of chairs as the fans escape!!

Terry Carter: Jesus Christ, we should call air traffic control

Jordan stands, unsteady in the ring watching. Slowly Lawson pulls himself from the chair wreckage and advances on the ring again. Lawson stumbles over the barricade and rolls into the ring. Jordan immedaitely descends on him and pulls Tim to his feet. Jordan sends Lawson into the ropes and swings a clothesline, but Lawson ducks and runs by. Lawson's return carries a clothesline of his own, but Garski ducks it. Lawson's third pass and he almost catches a spinning heel kick from Garski. Jordan doesn't waste a second and snaps out a back kick - catching the charging Lawson full force in the face! Lawson's body does a full 360 in the air and lands!!

Daniel Carson: The power behind that was enough to stop Bear or Primal!

Terry Carter: You mean a train?

Daniel Carson: Yeah, they're pretty much interchangable

Jordan pulls Lawson to his feet and sets up, throwing the Bad Influence with super release german suplex! But Lawson flips and lands on his feet, he grabs Garski for a running neckbreaker, but the Golden God throws him off into the ropes. Lawson hits and comes back with a short clothesline, Garski ducks. Lawson stops on a dime and swings around with a second clothesline from behind. Garski ducks by reflex, and Lawson spins halfway around. Suddenly Garski jumps up an grabs Lawson's arms, pulling him up into a Golden Gauntlet (Insiders Edge)!!! The crowd holds it's breath.

Jordan powers Lawson down!!!!!! Lawson rolls over his shoulders and back to his feet, Garski looks up just in time to take a hard knee and an airborne Dirty Deed (3/4 Neckbreaker)!!!!! Both men lay on the mat. Tim Lawson rolls over and drapes an arm across Jordan Garski, 1............................................. 2............................................................. 3............................................................

Jordan kicks out a second too late.

Announcer: Winner at 18:37, and NEW UAW ARENA CHAMPION. "Bad Influence" Tim Lawson!!!!!!

{The crowd jumps to their feet as the referee tries to help Lawson up. Tim is drained, and blood has soaked through his shirt. Jordan Garski very slowly starts to get up as well. The medical staff comes in and starts to help him. Jordan staggers over to Lawson, and stands there a moment. Jordan shakes his head, then offers his hand. Lawson accepts it and Jordan helps him up.}

Daniel Carson: Jordan's been giving out a lot of respect recently. But only to people who deserve it

Terry Carter: I still think that is Lawson hadn't been doped on Morphine he wouldn't have won!

Daniel Carson: Well regardless, Lawson has earned this victory

{While Garski holds Lawson's hand up, but tells him that he STILL is going to get that belt. Lawson doesn't seem to notice as any medications he might have been on are wearing off. Then Powerman 5000's, "When Worlds Collide", hits the speakers. From the back the entire UAW lockerroom walks out. Including Rymiel, the referee's, and the stagehands. All of them file into the ring. Rymiel takes a microphone.}

Rymiel: Tonight marks the one year anniverasry of Underground Arena Wrestling! This is a landmark for us. And I want to personally thank each and every person who has helped us along the way. Every wrestler who bleeds, breaks, and sweats so we can be successful. All the stagehands who make this show what it is. The fans who buy the tickets and our merchandise. With everyone's continued support you can look forward to many more years of us. A personal thanks to everyone that has been here, past and present. I may run this company, but it's all of you who make the difference. Thank you, and goodnight!

{The UAW Logo appears in the corner and the screen fades with all the superstars in the ring, and Lawson - with the help of four other guys - standing with the belt over his head.}