Ultimate Frisbee Colours 2001

UCD vs. Trinity

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Thursday 12th April 2001,

Richview, UCD, 4pm.

Match to 15, hard cap of 17.  Half-time at 8.

 

 

UCD Diablo Allstars.

Captain Oisín “Skiswan” Flanagan. Oisin loves minority “sports” like Plastic-or-Porcelain, Arse-Slap-Knee-Tap and of course Ultimate Frisbee.  He’s brought this sport from nowhere to 37th most poplular sport in UCD, just behind Tai Chi Chuan. We think he’s great but he doesn’t believe us. Likes to sleep in nettle filled ditches.

Jd “It’s Jay-dee not Judd” Coakley.  Judd works wonders with the ladies.  Younger members of the team come to him for advice on their relationships as he sure knows how to treat a lady.  Nice chap overall, great legs.

Alan “Mississippi” Murray.  Fantastically brilliant.  The only attached man on the team, he picked her up in a Brothel in Amsterdam during one of our European tours.

John “I was just in the boar” Staunton.  Loves to go running on top of the covered walkway in UCD and hurt himself.  Always up for a lay…out but he’s never caught one.  Got a new bird in his sights??

Kevin “Carebear” Horkan. Eats a lot, likes to lay out and miss the disc, likes to throw the disc to the roof.  Touched Catrionas ass in Edinburgh. Addicted to snorting tea-bags.

Mark “Car-Window” Earley. Has gotten the most injuries so far, ask to see his scars. Hasn’t washed his shorts all year, he says girls like him that way.

Isaac “Death” McHenry-George. Lived in a tunnel in Loughborough.  He’s our left hand man, can kill with a stare.

Jim “Paedophile” Washington-Lincoln.  American. Notorious in Navan for asking around for the nearest girls secondary school. Likes bagels, nachos, ershey bars and 16 year old girls. Hates Canadians (such as Paul, see below.)

Paul “Eh? Aboot” Saskachewan-Alberta. Canadian, therefore hates Jim. Doctor to be, will graduate years before jd and oisin despite being in the same year.

Paddy “Fernando” Fitzgerald.  30-26-34, blonde hair, blue eyes, swallows.  Incredibly cynical, pals around with the guy who touched Catrionas panini. Turns up lots.

Barry “Rachelle” Fitzgerald.  Insert Scandal here.

Caitriona “Minger McMing” McDonagh. Token Girl #1, Boyfriend Ciaran leaves s’modnoc lying around, had ass touched by KXvXn in Edinburgh. Scored XeXiX on the team.

Marie-Claire “Mucker” ChewIt. Token Girl #2.  Has an angry dad. Knows how to throw a party (in someone elses house.)

Aimee “Amy” ShowUpLots. Scored the PRO but no-one knows who he is cos he did SFA this year.

Luan “Beatrice” McKenna. Goes for the more mature or elderly kind of woman, often resorting to tactics such as “spraining” his elbow just to meet them.  Likes native Australians.

 

TCD Posh Disc

Declan “Jam’s Greeeat” Breslin. Orange hair.  Bets are being taken on how many times the hat will be thrown this time.  Despite his atrocious throws, catches and running he’s an overall great player, he’s an inspiration to all when he poaches.  The younger members of the team look up to him as a dad. A scary looking dad with a funny accent.

Tom “Little Johnny” McGalway.  Biggest orange I’ve ever seen.  Outjumped by John Lynham every time.

Cian “?” Winchester. Claims to have made it to the last ten in the auditions for Westlife.

Adam Fortesque-Smythe.  Fell asleep in Simonnnns house after two tequilas and a “cigarette.”

Morgan Cambridgeshire.  Spent the entire trip to leeds trying to convince everyone that he was the duke of orangshire.

Liam Terence X Windsor.  Once paid £17 for a disc then promptly lost it.

John “I have the same name as John” Wellington.  Eats hampsters.

Chris Stokes.  Went to Australia, and came back to Ireland. Why?

Alex RT Worcester.