"it's non contact so you gotta injure yourself!!"

injuries

This page was inspired by Seamus Surname who, in his very first game of ultimate and quite possible his very first game of sport, layed out for the disc.  Unfortunately for him and his team he missed said disc. And broke his collarbone.  We look forward to seeing him back playing and teaching him how to lay out.

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We hear that another virgin to the game has hurt his back. don't know if it's true as i heard it from my mum who heard it down in the tennis club last night.  Keep us updated mr. Horkan

wed 18th Oct 2000

Sat 21st Oct 2000

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mon 1st nov 2000

mr horkans is at it again.  i think he should get his own page at this rate.  the only reason this one gets a mention is because he told me not to put it on the page and because i'm really bored right now.  anyway it was a blister.  the tears were flowing...

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sat 7th nov 2000

Unfortunately I missed this one because I heard it was a cracker (no pun intended).  Here's what I heard: Oisin, for a change, hucked it deep into the endzone for Liam the Yanker to run on to.  Unfortunately for our American Friend the disc went a little to long and he ended up slamming into the fence pillar at the end of the pitch buggering his arm!!  Hilarious!! (sorry liam!).

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Fri Nov 9th 2000

This one's a classis moment.  It epitomises what Ultimate is all about; getting incredibly plastered (no pun intended!)  I'm not sure if i'm allowed to tell the whole story so i'll just tell you the old "mark put his hand through the bathroom window" spiel.  Ask him yourself if you really want to know.

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Sat 10th Nov 2000

Poor old Luan (Llllllly).  45 seconds left in the play-off against the Phat 'Eds and he does a monster layout defense.  Unfortunately he also buggered his elbow by landing with a Phat 'Ed on top of him!! Well done Luan, you're a martyr.  At least it didn't stop you going on the piss that night.

luan with girlfriend

edinburgh updates below (5 and 6)