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BEHOLD THE PAGE OF STUDY-TIME BOREDOM. BELOW ARE ALL THE LIMERICKS POSTED TO THE MESSAGE BOARD OVER THE LAST WEEK OR SO. ENJOY. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
Name:Luan Homepage:http://www.luannakedinatroubhcoveredwithhisownpooandcum.com Hometown: Wales someplace Sent: 16.43 - 26/4 lllllllly's my name, lllllllly's my game. Take me in the ass, Splooge me in the ear, I don't care... it's all the same |
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Name:kevin Homepage:http://www.luannakedinabathcoveredwithhisownpooandcum.com Hometown: uh... it's a long story, uh, ......well ye see ........ Sent: 16.03 - 26/4 there once was a "man" called luan who's name was pronounced luan people called him luan when they saw luan and he said "yes, i am luan" |
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Name: the anti-poet Homepage:http://www.juddlikescorkalot.cum Sent: 09.29 - 26/4 there once was an asshole called jay-dee who's dealings with girls are quite shady he quite often has sex with many an ex cos all he wants is to fuck any lady. |
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Name: the orgy poet Homepage:http://www.watchgirlschoakoncocksastheydeepthroutthemwhilewankingtwoguysandtakingituptheassandcuntbytwoothers.cum Hometown: punani ville Sent: 23.19 - 25/4 There once was a block called Isaac, who sucked Saddam's dick in iraq, when he had his evil cum on his face, he snapped and became a mental case, and now the poor guys on prozac! |
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Name: homer Homepage:http://www.frisbeeinthebum.cum Sent: 16.34 - 25/4 there once was a boy called oisin. who liked to watch girlies "gushing" he waved his willy at clodagh who said to him "no, ta, that doesn't look very clean" |
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Name:you could fit all of Canada inside Mixis Pitlick's ass Homepage:http://www.eh.ca Hometown: New Brunsick Sent: 22.53 - 24/4 There was a guy called paul, who claimed he shagged them all, We could never find the root, of what he was talking about, and he only has one ball! |
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Name: the orgy poet Homepage:http://www.i'llmakeyoudeafbypumpingmylovejuicedownyourearwhilewigglingmytoesinyoursaturatedvulva.com Sent: 14.41 - 24/4 There once was a boy called Mark, but he wasn't a very bright spark, when shagging Shona he comes too early, so she finishes herself off with a hurley, but she'll only do this when it's dark! |
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Sent: 14.04 - 24/4 ther was a twat called dec and all of our heads he did wreck he ate lots of jam with spinach and ham and nobody liked him. |
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Sent: 13.58 - 24/4 there once was an earley who wasn't so burly he fell on his ass on scottish glass and contracted all five forms of herpes. |
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Sent: 13.54 - 24/4 there was a kevin whose hips weren't heaven he reached so long up smelly's colon that she charged him three pounds and eleven |
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Sent: 10.06 - 23/4 barry got his chick up the pole, while he was out free on parole, now hes locked up again in jail, for jumping out on the english rail, serves him right for taking it up the hole! |
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Sent: 10.01 - 23/4 there was a guy called judd, who ate an awful lot of crudd, he'd pee in your ear, to earn some free beer, and had fun by the Lee when he could |
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Name: The orgy poet Homepage:http://www.guysshootingtheirloadintoslutsmouthoutdoorswhileshetakesituptheassfromarhino.com Hometown: do i want stalkers? i don't think so! Sent: 23.46 - 22/4 I know a fact that you'd never expect, and thats that Al can never get erect, you'd never know hes syphilis ridden, these secrets Louise has kept well hidden, and all this poor Al has had to accept! |
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Name: homer Sent: 12.20 - 22/4 there once was a guy called john who had a two inch schlong he had his right hand to thank for his daily wank though it didn't last very long. |
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Name: The orgy poet again Homepage:http://www.Alfuckingloudoggystyle.cum Sent: 22.37 - 20/4 Al was the pet of room three, and was always down on his knee, he licked Mr Murray's juicy head, in his small back garden shed, now hes straight and licks lou's gee! |
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Name: the orgy poet again Sent: 22.31 - 20/4 There once was a las called cat, who in ciaran's mouth once shat, she takes great pride in her huge pubic flees, while infected with foot and mouth disease, and she really is just a twat! |
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Name:The original poet Homepage:http://www.teenswhoblowbubbleswithcum.cum Sent: 22.09 - 20/4 There once was a girl called louise, who really was quite easy to please, she often wears a thong, sucks Al's cheesy shlong, and takes it up the bum with ease! |
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Sent: 14.05 - 20/4 The was a yanker called Jim, Who apparently had a red quim, He once s**gg*d a chick, With a big hairy dick, Although the light was apparently dim. |
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Name: And the other bit of UCD Sent: 11.51 - 19/4 There once was a fag named Ois, Who never found enough poo to push. Took it up the bum, Never thought to cum, And was found the next day in a bush. |
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Name: The other rest of ucd Sent: 11.49 - 19/4 There once was a bloke named Judd, Whos face looked a lot like crud. Went out with Tabby, Thought she was shabby, cause he never got sex in the mud. |
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Name:ALL OF UCD Hometown: Sploogeville Sent: 11.47 - 19/4 There once was a bloke named Kevin, Who thought he was every bird's heaven. Went down to Tramore, To try and score, But couldn't even bed Anne Nevin |
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Name:john Staunton Homepage:http://www.suckandlickmyclitorisuntilisprayyourfacewithmyvaginaljuice.com Hometown: pussy ville Sent: 10.02 - 19/4 A poem composed for my love: i don't want to be fussy, i just want to lick your pussy. i'm mad about your name which is ______, so suck my cock to be fair. I'll finger you if me you dare, and I love playing with your little curly blonde hair. we'll get naked in my underground lair, and I'll fuck you like I don't care! Loads of love, JS |