Chapter 20 Sheesh! This battle is just wrong!
Subway.
"Just a few more steps," Kenny said and pushed himself out of the trash can.
He then helped pull Sylphiel through. Ravi followed. Brian and Joe, still quite beaten up, climbed in last.
"Ehh..I didn't have a good view at all," Brian muttered.
"Of who?" Joe asked.
"Who do you think?" Brian snapped. "Ravi got all the ass he wanted."
"Oh.." Joe said. "Well good for him."
"You suck," Brian said.
"Ahem," Kenny said. "Shouldn't we be going to where stashed Luke and Dave's bodies."
"But we moved them of Joe's hat and put them each in different places," Brian said. "Where do we go first?"
"Whoever gets revived first will have the balance of power, how do we know we can trust you?" Ravi said.
"The only solution is to bring both of them here so Sylphiel can heal them simultaneously," Kenny said. "That way we don't have to worry about trusting each other."
"We have little choice," Ravi said.
"All right, Joe go get Luke," Kenny said.
"It's going to take more then me to carry him," Joe said.
"Just get him here somehow," Kenny said. "I need to keep an eye on Sylphiel"
"Ehh..." Joe said and headed out.
"I'll go get the dead guy," Brian said. You watch the honey."
"As I was about suggest," Ravi said.
"Yeah! Hardcore!" Brian shouted. "The sooner we get this over with the sooner..."
He made an obscene gesture with his hands.
"Will you just go!" Ravi said.
Brian walked out.
"What a fool," Ravi said.
"Yes I know," Kenny said. "You know, the two of us aren't that different."
"True," Ravi said. "A pity we must fight on opposite sides."
"Yeah," Kenny said. "Why do we do that anyway?"
"I assume you have your reasons as I do," Ravi said.
"Uh..is this going to take long? I need to use the bathroom," Sylphiel said.
"Zagato I've been waiting for this for a long time," Nakago said throwing off bolts of undetermined magical energy at Zagato, who replied with similar undefined force.
The blasts exploded.
Meanwhile all around them the fight was expanding. Commander Gato's mobile suits had run smack into the Ginyu force and things were not going well for either side.
"They're a match for a mobile suit," Gato said. "Amazing."
Captain Ginyu flew backwards and stared at the scene. He noticed Gato's large mobile suit flying through the melee.
"Ah..a true opponent," he said and flew downward.
A few blocks away.
"So Frieza we meet again," Vegeta said.
"Yes, we do," Frieza said.
"Don't be surprised if I destroy you today."
"Hmm...I won't be surprised by anything you do Vegeta, but then again it won't matter either," Frieza said.
"Oh..you think so do you?" Vegeta said as his hair turned golden and his body was surrounded by energy.
Frieza grinned.
"Well..let's just see what you've got then."
"Oh you will see what I've got, when I give it to you!"
Back at Subway.
"You hear something?" Ravi asked.
"Sounds like a crash," Kenny said.
Gato's mobile suit streaked overhead. Captain Ginyu flew right behind him.
"He's fast and maneuverable!" Gato muttered and used his remarkable flying skill to open fire at Ginyu.
"It'll take more than that to deal with me!" Ginyu said unleashing an energy meteor. Gato narrowly missed it.
"What's going on," Sylphiel said worriedly.
"Nothing.." Ravi said.
"Yeah..don't you mind that," Kenny said.
The roof exploded. Sylphiel screamed.
"Maybe we should go somewhere else!" Kenny said.
"Not a bad idea," Ravi said. The three hurried out.
"Then again..where do we go!" Kenny said.
"That's a good question."
And three floors up. A metal girder has flown through the roof and destroyed the projection screen in room 378. The girls were all staring at it.
"Someone will pay for this," Myra said.
"Yes, how dare they ruin our marathon!" Nicole said.
"I think it's time to clean up some messes," Michelle said. "Right everyone!"
"Yes!" the twenty sort of girls shouted.
"For what they have done..."
"Yurusenai!" they all shouted.
Michelle ran out the door and headed toward the stairs. Myra groaned,
and Nicole glared at her. "We're taking the stairs, just deal with it. We have to get those bastards back, don't we?" she added quickly.
"I guess," Myra moaned, "but I HATE the stairs!"
Nicole rolled her eyes.
"Damn speed bumps!" Joe said swinging Luke's car around a turn. "Wait a sec..Uconn isn't supposed to have speed bumps..that's odd.. Why would Uconn have speed bumps...it's Connecticut, everyone speeds! Oh..I get it, they're not speed bumps, they're craters, caused by missile impacts!"
A missile flew by his windshield.
"That is even weirder!" he shouted hitting the brakes. A mobile suit flew overhead chased by one of the ginyu force.
"Ah..now that's a new one," he thought noticing for the first time that there was a full fledgling war going on. A missile exploded into the side of the University's brand spanking new Chemistry Building. All the chemicals inside exploded showering debris and acid everywhere.
"Well that's kinda funny," Joe said and sped the car up.
The fighting had centered almost completely in the quad. The various sides were shooting energy, vaporizing buildings and each other..it was a real mess. Vegeta and Frieza were of course having a conversation nearby, but that hardly counted as a fight.
"Prepare to face cold steel!" Nakago shouted swinging a blade at Zagato's head. Zagato grinned and fired an energy blast which knocked the sword away. Nakago used his own magic powers. Two magic blasts impacted and blew apart.
"Hmm..you are strong," Zagato said.
"As are you," Nakago said.
"Well...enough talk..it is time to end this!"
"Yes," Nakago said.
"Hold it right there!" came a collective shout. Interestingly enough the entire battle came to a halt.
Everyone looked towards the roof of the Student Union. Of course standing there was the armored "temporary" magic knights that were Michelle, Myra, and Nicole. Surrounding them were various other menacing looking girls.
"You messed up our meeting!" they all shouted. "How dare you!"
"Run along and play girls, this is not your affair," Nakago said.
"Yes, go bother someone else," Zagato said.
The girl's eyes narrowed.
A massive explosion rocked the center of campus as Kenny, Ravi and a petrified Sylphiel raced out of the Student Union. Luke's car skidded up and hit a tree. Joe rolled out.
"Ta da.." he muttered.
Brian meanwhile dropped to the ground holding a bag marked "flour, not human body."
"Please Sylphiel can you help us?" Ravi asked.
"Uh..I..uh..right.." Sylphiel said. "You're all very strange."
"Yeah..you know you want it!" Brian said.
"Brian! Shut up!" Ravi said.
"Bring it on ruffy!"
"That's Ravi!"
"Ok..Raunchy."
"You will pay for that later!" Ravi said drawing his sword. Slowly Sylphiel set to work.
"Water Dragon!"
"Green Gate!"
"Uh...fireball?" Myra said.
"Myra!" the other two muttered.
"Just use the sword," Nicole said.
"Oh..." Myra said. "Okay."
She drew the sword and leapt into the fray.
Meanwhile a block or two away. Saitoh was leaning against a Police Car.
"Aren't we going to do something?" Daily Wong asked walking up.
"And what do you propose we do?" Saitoh said.
"Uh..oh..good point," Wong replied.
"Maybe we should just blow up the whole lot of them with a nuclear mine," Leon said.
"We have one?" Saitoh asked.
"Yes, they buried it under the lawn," Leon said.
"Why would they do such a thing?" Saitoh asked.
Leon shrugged.
"We may have to consider it," Saitoh said.
Ascot grinned as his puppet monster mangled Amiboshi and then turned towards Suboshi.
"I Am Ascot! HAAHAAHAHAHAAHHAH!" he shouted.
"This is a mess," Nakago said. A kitchen sink flew by his head.
"Indeed it is," Zagato said. "Nothing will get settled today."
"True," Nakago said blasting away a beer bottle headed his way.
"Hmm..so what do you propose we do here?"
A mobile suit streaked over head.
"Come back and fight!" Captain Ginyu shouted.
"Die!" Myra shouted and sliced Ginyu in two.
"Wha.." he said and exploded.
"That was a bit overkill there," Nicole said.
"Face phil!" came a shout. Nicole whirled.
"Hi," Phil said.
"Nakago's roommate huh? I kicked your ass before.I'll do it again."
"Please do," Phil said with a grin.
"PERVERT!" Nicole shouted and blasted him several hundred yards.
"Pu!" punk Mokona snapped flipping a knife from one hand to the other.
"I'm sorry you had to end up like this Mokona," Michelle said.
"Pu," Mokona said sticking up a middle finger.
"Sorry for what I'm about to do," Michelle said.
Nicole stepped between Michelle and Mokona. "Wait...maybe if you hit
him with something...like ICE FRISBEE!" she handed Michelle the frisbee and stepped out of the way.
"Aim for his head, but not too hard...maybe he'll remember that's he's not an asshole..."
"Maybe," Michelle said, tossing the frisbee at him.
It was a direct hit, and Mokona gave one helpless "Puuuu?" before passing out.
A few feet away watching.
"Well..this is a fine mess we've got here," Dave muttered.
"It's your fault, you know," Luke said.
"My fault! You're the one who wouldn't die!"
"Well..we all know how that turned out don't we!" Luke shouted. "At least I came away with even greater fighting strength."
"Hah! Well I learned all the secrets of dirty tricks politics from the man himself! NIXON!" Dave said.
"Obviously I came away better on this one," Luke said.
"We'll see," Dave said.
"So should we try and stop this."
"No, of course not," Dave said.
"Why?"
"You wanted to try and stop this?"
"Well..no.."
"That's what I thought," Dave said.
"Hey Dave and Luke are back!" came a shout. Everyone stopped and turned.
They all growled.
"Well that's quite a greeting," Dave said.
"You used that sort of thing?" Luke asked.
"Yep, pretty much," Dave said.
"Me too."
"Shall we go?"
"Seeing that everyone's anger has been turned towards us for some reason, yes."
"Ah..well..then.."
The entire crowd rushed towards them.
"Well see...there we go, crisis resolved," Dave said.
"What do you mean by resolved!" Luke shouted.
"Bye," Dave said and vanished into thin air.
"DAMN YOU!" Luke shouted and jumped into his car.
The crowd raced after him.
"Bad break for him," Ravi said.
"Yes," Kenny said.
"Hey Joe," Brian said.
"Yeah?" Joe asked.
"You suck," Brian said.
"I know," Joe said.
The three girls looked around at the rest of the anime club girls.
"Well, I guess this is the end of the meeting." Michelle said.
"Those of you who didn't give me your dues, remember to bring them in next week."
Mean time, Myra picked up the unconscious (but alive) Mokona.
And in the distance Ray stared at the school in flames and the people.
"Momentary setback," He said with a grin.
"But this is not the end."
And then he laughed.
"Hey mister..do you have a quarter?" came a voice.
"What?" Ray said stopping to laugh. Sailor Chibi Moon, covered in shit stood there.
"Who are you?" he muttered.
"Sailor Chibi Moon."
"Hmm...yes..I see..come with me little girl," he said.
"Why?"
"Because I have candy and I'm a stranger."
"Okay, let's go," Chibi Moon said.
Kami stood in the wreckage of the quad.
"Well...that was annoying," he said.
"Was it now?" Clef said staggering up and hiccuping.
"Where the hell have you been?" Kami asked.
"Drunk..that's what...you should try it...they give you this cup and they pour liquor in it..it's great."
"You're hopeless."
"No..you're a penguin!" Clef said and collapsed.
"I think we're going to need some work," Kami said.
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