Chapter 7: Dramamine!: Helps prevent motion sickness!
The skies above Uconn.
"I am going to rule the universe!" Frieza shouted launching a shower of energy spheres in Dave's direction.
"Ruling the universe, what an unambitious project that is, and would really want control over Venus? I mean come on that's the biggest shithole in the galaxy!" Dave shouted back blasting Frieza's attack away.
"Venus Love Me Chain! You jerk!" came a shout from the ground as a chain of golden energy flew upward. Dave slid out of the way of it.
"That was random," he muttered and fired an energy arrow at Frieza.
"Just what I expected you to do!" Frieza shouted and slid out of the way before throwing another attack. Dave slid out of the way and punched Frieza in the face. Frieza punched him back. The two backed off again.
Frieza grinned.
"I'll destroy you," Frieza said.
"I'm not falling into this trap," Dave said. "I don't intend to be floating up here for another ninety chapters."
"Not my problem!" Frieza shouted. "Now do you really think you can win. Are you that stupid?"
"I'm not going to respond, that's the only way to break the cycle."
"Then I will keep taunting until you do. You fool, I've destroyed planets, what chance do you think you have?"
"I'm not listening," Dave said plugging his ears and humming the opening to "Slayers Next"
Frieza frowned.
Vegeta appeared in the air.
"Hello Frieza," he said and grinned.
"He's all yours Vegeta," Dave said happily.
"I don't care what you have to say, but fine," Vegeta said.
Brian flew up.
"Hey..I was fighting Vegeta," he growl.
"Let it go," Dave said. "Let's go."
"Where?" Brian said.
"I'll explain in a minute!" Dave said flying down towards the campus.
"What are we doing?" Brian said flying after him.
"Saving Luke's ass," Dave said.
"Uh..why?"
"Because if I don't, I'm dead too."
"Oh the girls again right...you're such a loser," Brian said.
"I've never disputed that! Look there he is," Dave said.
Luke was racing by the Northwest Dormitories, a relatively dumpy set of brick buildings, at the time,
the boomer was chasing after him blowing up everything nearby.
"I hate my life!" he shouted.
"Allow me to end it for you," the boomer said and fired off some more bullets. Luke dodged them and race towards North, the next set of dumpy brick buildings. Instantly a hail of beer bottles and dung flew at him as fast as North's residents could fling them out a window.
"Oh come on! Cut it out!" Luke snapped.
"Hey! We gotta do what we gotta do!" North's residents replied continuing to throw debris.
The boomer turned and launched a missile from it's head, which took out a good part of the dorm.
"Maybe there's the silver lining," Luke said.
The boomer leapt at him and grabbed him by the neck.
"Guess not!" Luke snapped. Shit, I should have some sort of defense.
"It's death time," the boomer said.
Dave and Brian dropped to the ground.
"Hey..Dave a little help?" Luke said as the boomer's fingers tightened around his neck.
"I just have to keep him from killing you," Dave said with a grin.
"You bastard," Luke said.
"I am the evil villain you know, I wouldn't push your luck," Dave said.
"He's breaking my neck," Luke said.
"Oh quit your whining," Dave said. "Freeze Arrow!" he shouted. The arrow slammed into the boomer's arm and blasted it off. Luke fell to the ground. The boomer turned.
"Fireball!" Dave shouted and launched the attack. The boomer stood there as it hit. To Dave's astonishment the Boomer was still standing afterward.
"I was built quite well," It said.
"Dammit!" Dave shouted and unleashed a full energy attack. The creature was blasted back several feet smashing into the dining hall. It fell to the ground and then walked towards him.
"Oh good one," Brian muttered.
"This is unexpected," Dave said. "Guess I'll have to use the Ragna Blade."
"You can do that?
"Kind of," Dave said.
"Oh just leave it to me," Brian said.
"Oh fine," Dave said.
Brian raced forward and punched the boomer in the face. The boomer staggered back but ran forward and punched Brian in the face. They began to go back and forth like that.
"Hmm...this isn't getting us anywhere," Dave said.
"This is all your fault," Luke said standing.
"You noticed that," Dave said stoically.
"Well if you can't destroy him and Leon can't destroy him, who can?" Luke asked.
"I'm going to try the Ragna Blade. It'll work."
"No it won't."
"And why not?"
"Because you couldn't have possibly learned how to work that spell."
"Oh and what makes you the expert all the sudden," Dave said.
"I'm not the dumbass you are," Luke said.
"We'll just see," Dave said and began to chant a spell. Luke hurried for cover.
"Brain get out of the way! Here I come!" Dave shouted. A dark blade of energy formed in his hands, which he could somehow see in the darkness of the night.
"Oh crap," Brian said and ducked. Dave leapt into the air swinging it downward.
North dormitories exploded in a massive black ball of energy as the magical Ragna Blade impacted.
A half a mile away. Kenny woke up.
"That's some power if it was able to trash my gundam. Guess I'm going to need some new strategy."
He climbed out of the wrecked mobile suit and looked around. He heard some yelling seemingly above him. He looked up. Brian, Dave, and Luke were all dropping towards him.
"Levitation!" Dave shouted.
"Yeah! What he said!" Brian said.
The three stopped short of the ground by a few feet and floated down.
"Well..it worked," Dave said.
The others all glared at him.
Ravi walked up and looked the group over.
"Okay, I'm confused, what happened?" he asked.
"That's a very good question," Brian said. "But we can't kill Luke right now."
"Oh, I see," Ravi said. "Unfortunate."
"Where have you two been?" Dave muttered.
"Fighting Vegeta," Brian said. "That takes time."
"I'm well aware of that!" Dave snapped. "Don't go off and get involved in those sorts of battles without my permission."
"Prepare for battle!" Ryoga shouted running up to the group.
"Ryoga! Where the hell did you go?" Luke asked.
"It was a trying journey..I...uh..it was terrible!" Ryoga shouted. "Now let's fight them!"
"We can't," Luke said.
"Ehh.why?"
"Long story," Luke said. "Let's just go."
Dave walked up to Luke and punched him the face.
"Don't trip and die on the way home. And just remember, tomorrow...this all begins again!" Dave said and began to walk off flanked by Ravi and Brian.
"Actually," Dave said turning. "Tomorrow's bad, got an exam.....and there's a paper due on Friday. I'll probably go home for the weekend. But Monday! Than you'll die!"
He let out a laugh and the three walked off.
"I'm in a lot of trouble," Luke muttered.
"Now you'll see the need for training," Kami said walking up.
"Yes...I do," Luke said. "Let's get started right away."
"Ehh..you might want to get some sleep or something. You just got your ass kicked," Kami said.
"So I did," Luke said. "You didn't help me any either."
"I was on the can," Kami said.
Luke just glared at him.
At UC police HQ, fifteen minutes later.
"So you weren't able to stop the boomer?" Nene asked.
"Not really," Leon said.
"And the boomer blew up North campus?"
"Pretty much."
"Pretty much! That's it I'm going home!" she whined and ran out.
"She's a weird one ey," Leon said.
"So Leon, we really need to talk about your tactics," Daily Wong said.
"Oh...those, shut up, I'm the man," Leon said.
"I hear you guys blew it," Kiyone said walking up.
"Yeah well you weren't any help," Leon said.
"Actually, while you were out getting beaten up I've been finding out about this mysterious Ray character from the Genom Corporation."
"Oh really, where's your partner?" Leon asked.
"Bound and Gagged in a closet," Kiyone said.
"Good call," Daily said.
"You interested in what I found out?" Kiyone asked.
"Yeah, sure, why not?" Leon said.
"It seems I have arrived just in time," a very serious voice said. The three turned towards the voice. They saw a very skinny man in a police uniform staring at them.
"Hello, I am Captain Saitou Hajime. I have been transferred from the State Police to take charge here. Your previous orders are canceled. Your goal is no longer to find out why this is happening."
"What is it then?" Mihoshi asked from the closet, apparently having gotten the gag off.
Kiyone cringed. Saitou grinned.
"Aku Soku Zan," he said.
"Kill Evil Swiftly," Leon repeated.
"He's so manly..." Daily breathed.
The girls raced toward North, where they'd heard the last explosions coming from.
"Do you think this armor will really stand up to something like that?" Myra asked.
"No," Nicole answered.
"Of course it will," Clef said, running up behind them. "Well, if it gets too hot, just ask the Machines to help you out."
"Machines?" Michelle asked.
"Yup," Clef answered.
Suddenly, the girls each received a telepathic message.
"That would be us," the Machines boomed into each of their minds.
"Rayearth for Myra, Windam for Michelle, and Seres for Nicole," Clef clarified. "The Machines are your own personal mecha, but they can only be used when you are in the deepest trouble."
"Why only then?" Nicole asked.
"Do not ask stupid questions," Clef said. "That is beyond your comprehension."
"What about Michelle's she's an honors student!" Myra said.
"Ahem...that doesn't matter..." Clef said.
"I've always said being in the honors program doesn't mean anything," Michelle muttered.
"Okay so for some reason we have special mecha we can call upon sometimes to help us fight evil." Myra said a little confused. "But just one question."
"What?" Clef asked.
"How'd a little kid like you learn all this magic?" Myra asked.
"I'M NOT A KID!" Clef shouted.
Ahead North had been blown to bits, and was now surrounded by police and fire vehicles.
"Damn it!" Nicole cursed. "We missed it!"
"We should have driven here," Myra complained.
"I told you I'm not going to risk my car in such a dangerous situation," Michelle said.
"Good thing it's not a dangerous situation anymore because we didn't take the car!" Nicole snapped.
"You guys missed all the fun," Luke muttered walking up with Kami and Kenny behind him.
"You're alive..yay.." the three girls said in a monotone.
"Ehhh...who needs this..." Luke said and walked off. Kami cast an evil look at Clef and then headed followed. Kenny trailed behind.
"You guys look different..you change your hairstyle?" he asked the girls.
"Kenny hurry up!" Luke said.
Kenny hurried off.
The three sighed.
"I must go," Clef said.
"What..why?" Nicole asked.
"Stuff to do,"Clef said and hopped onto a giant bird.
"Hey! Wait we coulda used a ride!" Myra shouted.
Clef was already off in the distance.
"I wonder where Dave is," Michelle said.
"I'm of course right here," came a voice. The three whirled to see him standing there flanked by his goons.
"Don't do that!" the three shouted.
"What?" Dave asked.
"Sneak up on us!" the three said.
"By sneaking up on you do you mean drive up in my car here, get out and have a quite heated debate between my associates Brian and Ravi over the type of pizza we were going to order tonight, which did include quite a deal of yelling all within five feet of you?"
The three girls looked at each other.
"Yeah..you got nothing to say to that do ya?" Brian said.
"You just watch it!" Nicole snapped. "You make one false move and you'll see what my wrath is really
capable of!"
At one of the many eateries on campus, the WEBB Site, Lina Inverse sat in a booth staring at an ancient map while munching on a salami grinder. The rest of the students tried their best to pay as little attention to the sorceress as they could. After all, a girl who pays for her food with gold was probably best left alone.
"Let's see here," Lina said to herself. "Now the ancient runes say here that the ancient treasure of Tisalis-Man, is hidden somewhere in this area. The path to it is designated by markers buried in the ground which will provide information leading to the next marker. So they're going to make it a little tough. All right fair enough. I'll find that treasure and more riches will be mine!"
She began to laugh only to be interrupted by another laugh. One that was much more sinister and familiar.
"Oh no," Lina muttered.
"Hehehe...didn't think you could hide for me for very long did you Lina Inverse?" came a voice.
"Naga, what are you doing here?" Lina muttered.
"Getting, a meatball grinder," was the reply. A quite tall, pale woman, clad in very very little and possessing quite large breasts, which is mentioned only for continuity reasons mind you, leapt up onto a table.
"I am Naga! The white serpent and rival to the great Lina Inverse!" she shouted and laughed some more.
"You're only embarrassing yourself," Lina said unimpressed. "And you'll never be my rival."
Naga just grinned.
"So..treasure hunting I see flat chest," The white serpent said.
"Yeah, so buzz off," Lina growled as she attempted to attain herself.
"Hehehe..I could, and then I could tell everyone I find what you're looking for. Or I could tag along with you."
Lina sighed.
Naga began laughing again.
"Shut up!" the patrons and staff of the Webb Site all shouted in unison.
Naga stopped laughing. Her eyes narrowed.
"What did you say?" she asked whirling towards the crowd.
"Uh oh.." Lina said calmly.
"Rah Tilt!" Naga shouted. A spell shot from her hands blowing the rest of the Webb Site apart.
Naga began laughing again.
The skies above UCONN.
"So Frieza you ready to fight a true Super Saiya-Jyn," Vegeta said.
"You're hardly worth my time," Frieza said.
"I will soon prove you wrong," Vegeta said.
"I doubt it."
The two stared at each other.
"My power is stronger then ever," Frieza said.
"And I am more powerful then I was once was. I am more than match for you," Vegeta.
And they continued to stare at each other.
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