Name: Rock Hard Ric Austin a.k.a. The Enhancer
Weight: 245LBS
Height: 5'11"
Age: 51
Theme Music: HE HAS NO THEME MUSIC. He will already be inside the squared circle after a commercial break/backstage sketch

Description: The Enhancer wears a very generic wrestling mask in a blue/red color scheme. It's the classic wrestling mask with holes for the eyes, mouth, and nose. He wears an old school sequin robe. He also has a Blue/Red Singlet, which he wears jeans over!

History: Ric Austin was an avid wrestling fan growing up as a kid. When he was 17, he dropped out of high school and joined a wrestling school. He was a natural! Vince McMahon Sr. saw his potential and signed him to the once known WWWF where he would be groomed to be their next champion.... Unfortunately for Ric however, Vince JR took over and turned the once prestigeous federation into a circus show! Ric then became known as "Enhancement Talent" a.k.a. The jobber world of doom. Every show he performed in turned into him laying on his back and being pinned. This one on for MANY years. Finally, just like any other professional wrestler, Ric succumbed to many injuries which forced him into retirement. Afterwards he gained an addiction to pain pills, as well as a great addiction to alcohol. He pissed away all the money he saved from getting his ass kicked.. and as a result, had to rejoin the indy circuit. Unfortunately for him.. no one wanted to work with Mr. Austin because of his PROVEN track record of fucking things up and his addiction. He had no choice, but to dawn his masked wrestling attire one last time and join a huge promotion off the coast of california, known as the UCTF. Stuck in the 80s.. the "Enhancer" has a lot to learn about how things work in present time professional fighting..... and I'm sure the entire UCTF Roster will take pleasure in catching him up to speed!

Run-in FAILURE: The Enhancer will ALWAYS try to do a run in against someone he has NO business going against. He gets a half second of offense usually, that receives a MASSIVE ovation from the crowd! Unfortunately, the glass ceiling holds him down, as just ONE punch will always take him out of commission!

The Ric Flop - After getting his ass beaten in the corner, he stumbles out, ready for more, before face bumping on the ring!

The Funk Flop - After getting beat down for so long, The Enhancer will just wobble around in the ring, throwing wild punches at NOTHING before falling flat on his face!

Tool trying to use Tools - When things get hardcore, this idiot will attempt to attack his opponent with a box of tools.. unfortunately for him, the tools will FALL OUT on top of him!

The Oversell - Irish whipped in the corner, The Enhancer will do a frontwards flip over the top rope and land on the floor!

Face in Peril (The Ricky Morton)! - In any tag match, he WILL be the one getting his ass kicked, no questions asked!

Taking a Powder - In every match, this idiot will more than likely be thrown out of the ring sooner or later!

Time Out! - He has several variations to this move. He can be on his knees with his hands in the "Time Out" position, wrapping himself into the ropes with his hands in the same position, or rolling outside the ring immediately after being hit and singling for a time out.

THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! - When he's had too much ass whipping, he simply LEAVES.

The Death Sell - Being an "Enhancer Talent" of the 80s, he will make you look like a murderer after being hit with said fighter's finisher. He will literally GO LIMP!

Finisher: "The Coach Driver" That's right. The legendary and fabled finishing move belongs to The Enhancer! This move is so powerful.. so magnificant.. that just describing it would put the person who speaks of it in horrible pain! The good news is.. He will NEVER pull it off. And trust me, he tries! He even brings blueprints stuffed inside his singlet when he tries to put it on!