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A
man consists of the faith that is in him.
Whatever his faith is, he is. - The Bhagavad - Gita |
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| Race Rahul sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Rahul: What do they get from that? Bystander: The winner will get a prize. Rahul: Then why are the others running?! |
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Size
Once upon a time in a elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall. a sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her? 36000-24000-36000 |
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| Question Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. |
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Little
girl
At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute year old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got hers." |
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| Teacher Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher. |
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| Aisa
bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space. |
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Tumhaare
liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga |
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| Ghar
se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down |
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Aur
bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad" |
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| "Tanha"
Tanha Tanha yeh safar, Kat ta nahi akele magar, Saathi nazar aata nahi, Kahi is kathin dagar par, Dur tak bicha aasman, Niche bheta pani hai, Thandi padi hai zameen, Badi yeh rut suhani hai, Rut aati Rut jaati, yu hi badal jaati hai, Par yeh tanhai rut aisi, Bahoot kasht pahuchati hai |
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| Behind
every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. |
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You're
at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising. |
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| You
see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing. |
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You're
at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations. |
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You're
at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition. |
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| You
see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing. |
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| Good
friends are those who care without hesitations, Who remember without limitations, Who give without expecations and who love without communications. |
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Dream
makes all things happen
Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful. But smile makes all the above work. "SO ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH" |
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| Allah
ke naam par koi bibi de de, Dusare ki nahi to apni de de ! Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hilari hogi to Monika bhi dega !! |
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Dear
Friends ...
I'm getting married next week. There would be a small party and only few people will be invited. Dont bring any gift. Just bring someone to marry me. |
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where
r u?
what r u doing? r u OK na? jaha ho wahi pe rehna char ghante tak, gahar mat jaana, tumhari jaan ko khatra hai, kyoki bandaro ko pakadnewale aye hain. |
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| Monsoon
rain or summer heat your friendship is the reason why I breath, tell me dear what is sweet is that you or your heart that beats... |
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| DOS:
Defective Operating System COBOL: Compeletely Obsolete Business Oriented Language. |
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| DEC:
DO Expect Cuts. WWW: World Wide Wait |
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| BASIC:
Bills Attempt To Seize Industry Control CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly |
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| PENTIUM:
Produces Erronous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Maths.
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash, if Not The Operating Systemd Hangs. |
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