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This is part of our internal intranet "annoy the visitor" policy.

Please do not take this personally, even students accessing this page from within the internet often get this message.

If you got the annoying popups, you might see the options you have working:

• As a chef
• In customer care
• As a salesman and/or journalist
• Back in school to get a real qualification
• With the internet
• In America
• For the security forces

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